Board 8 > B8UCA presents eaed's Final Thursday Night Ruin ft eaed moments, Contract Signin

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. Abstain is binding! If you want to vote later, dont list anything or say youre waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76174073
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT (mania build!)
Eddv vs Sultan Contract Signing!
Sultan prevented the TRIFECTA from happening in Eddv's match against Extha and now Eddv wants his own family's blood on his hands at E-PopMania. Tonight, they will sign the contract to make it official.

Mania Build Chugging Match! Tag Champion Strife2 vs StifledSilence
Stifled called his Mania opponent to compete in a devastating Chugging Match! Squall Strife2 was all like '... whatever' which everyone knows means YES! So therefore, here it goes!

1 vote in a row = 1 point
2nd vote in a row = 2 points
3rd vote in a row = 3 points
4th vote in a row = -1 point (you lose a point)
5th vote in a row = You lose due to belt-polish poisoning


We're gonna call out the guys you guys are facing!
XIII_Rocks vs Solioxrz362
Maniac64 vs DPObliVion
Maniac did not want XIII in his way to taking the chillll away from Solio. XIII declared that he wanted another shot at Solio and thus these matches were made!

Undercard (eaed memorial card)

E-PopMania VI Re-enactment FakeUCA Champion ZaziGuado vs Rumble Winner WiggumFan267 (in an eaed mask)
Zazi and Wigs will re-enact my biggest UCA moment when I beat Zazi in the Main Event of E-PopMania VI. Wigs will be playing the part of eaed with his eaed mask and taking on Zazi. Zazi will be playing himself and hoping to rewrite history.

THE TIME COPS!Boko United Boko/GTM (playing to roles of eaed/Cobain) vs The Time Cops (TimeCop1/timecop2)
In this match, Boko and GTM will playing the roles of Future Perfect and re-enact my match against XIII and I's great storyline of the Time Traveler being chased by Time Cops hired by Tom!

My First Midcard Titles! WarThaNemesis vs mcflubbin
These guys were the two guys that I won my first LW title and first MM title against. Let's see how they do facing each other against their own will.

Mini Lethal Iron Man Match Undisputed Champion Tom Bombadil vs Tag Team Champion Apollo_Phoenix
One of my biggest matches was the Lethal Ironman Match against War. Tonight we will re-enact it with these two guys! I did not pick the Kingdom on purpose it was random!

This will work like a regular Iron Man Match. Vote once per hour. A point is won at 7 votes. Most votes at each 8 hour mark is a bonus point.


eaed's last show Vote Form
Strife vs Stifled
XIII vs Solio
Maniac vs DP
Zazi vs Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM vs TimeCop1/timecop2
War vs mcflubbin

Vote Once per Hour
Tom vs Apollo

@Strife2
@StifledSilence
@XIII_rocks
@Solioxrz362
@DpObliVion
@Maniac64
@ZaziGuado
@WiggumFan267
@GTM
@MajinZidane
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@WarThaNemesis
@mcflubbin
@Tom_Bombadil
@Apollo_Phoenix
@ZeroSignal620
@davidponte
@Emeraldegg
@TheSultanOfSlam
@Eddv
@Whiskey_Nick
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@greengravy294
@LusterSoldier
@Stevie3V
@Shaduln
@ImTheMacheteGuy
@Korayashi
@Dr_Football
@TheKnightOfNee
@Steiner
@ExThaNemesis
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@FFDragon
@X_Dante_X
@FAHtastic
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Listen up my dudes, I just have two things to say.

First, UCA is so chill. But also not chill. Thankfully, all the bros I have here keep that dissonance lowkey, you know what I'm saying? I love my bros.

Second, XIII needs to chill, and Maniac is a melvin.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

I cannot find the Belt Polish Chugging Rules. So I am going to do Chugging rules combined with the auto-loss at 5 votes in a row.
Chugging (2 votes = 1 chug, 3 votes in a row equals 2 chugs, and etc.)

I HAVE A THIRD THING TO SAY BROS

We must be educated on the correct way for this match to go, such that we do not disturb Stifled's true chugging form.

1 vote in a row = 1 point
2nd vote in a row = 2 points
3rd vote in a row = 3 points
4th vote in a row = -1 point (you lose a point)
5th vote in a row = You lose due to belt-polish poisoning

Very important stuff bro!
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First post updated with proper rules for Belt Chugging Match.
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Strife
XIII
Maniac
TimeCop1/timecop2
War
Vote Once per Hour
Tom
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Stifled
XIII
DP
Wigs (in eaed mask)
TimeCop1/timecop2
War

Vote Once per Hour
Tom
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Tag me and not book me? That's no way to treat a god of seas and tables! I will spend the week trying to break the mythic Japanese table. I will prove it can be done!

Stifled
XIII
Maniac
Zazi I want you to be strong when I break you.
Boko/GTM
mcflubbin

Vote Once per Hour
Apollo
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*shows up for contract signing*

Sultan, why dont you get your ass out here boy so we can sign this contract and get a date set for your funeral.

You have crossed me for the last time and I mean that in every sense of the word.
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Strife
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DP
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
War

Tom
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Strife
Solio
DP
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
War
those are some high vote goals! >_>
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Solio
DP
Zazi
Boko/GTM
War
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*shows up for the contract signing*

Oh Eddv do you not get it. You dont understand me. You dont think you can just push me around you think that I would just follow your orders man? Do you think that I would want a family reunion with you!

You see you are the one who baught me in to the UCA and only treated me as a guarantee a safety net for years. I have scratched and clawed and made a name for myself you used me as a pon to get eaed the win in the rumble but you know what happened. You use saw I was getting to good you saw that I was surpassing both of you but you used me as a pon again using me to take out eaed to put you in the spotlight once again. You broke up the trifecta the first time and you tried to bring it back?! You wanted to used me again? You wanted me to put you in the spotlight again! I have made a name for myself several times I've been the Edwards in control the Edwards making the name for himself. The losted was an attempt to tell you I have felt like I was nothing but a shadow to you and eaed so tell me Eddv tell me why the fuck would I need you!

Why the fuck would I want to rejoin the trifecta!

*throws Mic at eddv and signs the contract*
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Stifled (this is his match, bro!)
Solio
DP
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
War

Vote Once per Hour
Tom
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Tom
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Solio
Dp
Zazi
Timecops
Flubbin
Apollo

*casually chugs a bottle of official Empire of Silence brand belt polish*

mmm nice and toxic. My insides are so shiny!
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Solio
Maniac
Zazi
Boko/GT
mcflubbin
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I AM NOT A MELVIN!

*bull rushed DP in a rage*
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Stifled
XIII
Maniac
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
mcflubbin
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Strife
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Strife
Solio
DP
Wigs
Boko/GTM
mcflubbin

Vote Once per Hour
Tom
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Strife
XIII
Maniac
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
mcflubbin

Vote Once per Hour
Apollo
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Strife
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Stifled
XIII
DP
Wigs
TimeCop1/timecop2
mcflubbin

Apollo
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Tom
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Your Eternal King and Eternal Tag Team Champion, Apollo
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yes it me. eaed.

Strife
XIII
DP
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
mcflubbin

Vote Once per Hour
Tom
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Strife
XIII
Maniac
Zazi
TimeCop1/timecop2
mcflubbin
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It makes me sad to see this epic tag title match featuring two of the best ever teams in UCA history challenging for the titles one last time.

The tag titles form a huge part of my legacy and the legacy of UCA as a whole, and yet...no WotR. And there can't be, now, since I have chosen to do battle with DP to attempt to determine the best of all time.

If only there were a way for the Whiskey on the Rocks brand to be represented in the final tag title match...
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I vote for Melvin
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Apollo
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Wait a bloody minute! XIII is absolutely right. It is very odd that the greatest, the most illustrious, the best all-around goddamn faction in the entire history of the UCA isn't being properly represented in UCA's final tag team showdown. It just isn't right, I tell you. You know what? I'm taking matters into my own hands. I was not forced out of my cushy retirement against my will for nothing!

Me and one of UCA's finest, Whiskey Nick, are officially challenging for the tag titles at E-Pop Mania.

Just as we always have, Whiskey on the Rocks will reign supreme.
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:O

Bro is that flubbin

Whoa bro. flubbin is chill.
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mcflubbin posted...

Wait a bloody minute! XIII is absolutely right. It is very odd that the greatest, the most illustrious, the best all-around goddamn faction in the entire history of the UCA isn't being properly represented in UCA's final tag team showdown. It just isn't right, I tell you. You know what? I'm taking matters into my own hands. I was not forced out of my cushy retirement against my will for nothing!

Me and one of UCA's finest, Whiskey Nick, are officially challenging for the tag titles at E-Pop Mania.

Just as we always have, Whiskey on the Rocks will reign supreme.

we just beat whiskey on the rocks last month

but fuck it, I refuse to let there be even the tiniest doubts about our dominance and qualifications for being the undisputed Eternal champions. If that means completing the clean sweep of Whiskey on the Rocks and beating mcflubbin too, that's fine by me.

In fact, seeing as 1) just about anybody and everyone is just declaring themselves for this match anyway without actually earning a shot and 2) we are, currently, the lineal greatest tag team and faction of all time, consider the following an official invitation from the Throne:

Leading up to Epopmania, Strife and I have defended these titles against the world, and no matter who it was or how long they'd teamed, The Kingdom came out victorious. Fittingly, at Epopmania, The Kingdom is ready to go out by taking on the world all the same. I'm throwing down a completely open challenge for ANY tag team--current, previous, or even new--that thinks they have what it takes to rip these titles away from us at UCA's final stage. I raise your Fatal 4-way and say: Make it a fatal 5-way! A 6-pack challenge! 7 teams in heaven! An 8-way Melee! It doesn't matter, because we can and will enter the UCA oblivion STILL your Kings and Tag Team champions.

Thank you, good night, and remember:

Forever. We Will Reign.
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Apollo_Phoenix posted...

we just beat whiskey on the rocks last month

You didn't beat the BRAND FACTION. We were not at full strength! You will feel the true might of WotR at Epopmania X!
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Throws the microphone at Sultan

You feel like the shadow for a reason!

You, eaed, you ride my coattails. Your success here came because I willed it and at Epopmania you will have your record here end....on a losing streak.
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*eaed turns to Eddvs snide comment and hits him with an old school Future Shock DDT. Then turns and hits Sultan with the TIME SHATTERING SPEAR*

YOU'RE BOTH SO SELFISH! We could have done anything we wanted. We too could have challenged for the tag titles but instead you're too busy fighting each other! It's bullshit!!

*eaed goes to walk out to see the contract laying on the mat*

We're doing this? We're really doing this? You know what. Yeah.

*eaed adds a third line and signs the contract.*

At E-PopMania X, I'm going to clean up some black marks on my record and avenge myself from E-PopMania V. Then, I will continue to beat the Sultan and I will be the last Edwards standing!

*puts on the GM hat*

Well folks you heard it here first, at E-PopMania, the TRIFECTA EXPLODES. eaed vs eddv vs Sultan!!!

Also; thank you for watching the final eaed episode of Ruin!!
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I'll get results after work today.
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excellent matches
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huh? Oh. Yeah we sign or challenge or accept.

Something
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