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2-Headed Siamese Twins Gets Job Teaching 5th Graders...
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Would you let 'them' teach your 5th grade aged kid? (POLL Question)
I wonder if the students like one head more than the other.
Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?
Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?
Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!
Do they get two salaries or just one?
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PK_Spam posted...
i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners.
the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation.
I wonder if the students like one head more than the other.
Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?
i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners.
the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation.
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Jen0125 posted...
Well there was Chang and Eng Bunker. But the children thing would be complicated in this situation. Would the children between two different fathers be brother/sister or would they be cousins? Also how does consent work in this situation? Also if your romancing one you have the other right there as well...
Also listening to them talk seems like their brains are connected or something.
PK_Spam posted...
I wonder if the students like one head more than the other.
Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?
i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners.
the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation.
Well there was Chang and Eng Bunker. But the children thing would be complicated in this situation. Would the children between two different fathers be brother/sister or would they be cousins? Also how does consent work in this situation? Also if your romancing one you have the other right there as well...
Also listening to them talk seems like their brains are connected or something.
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pionear posted...
The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??
Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!
The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??
Yellow posted...
Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes....
pionear posted...
Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!
The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??
Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes....
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I'm so glad I'm an only child. I couldn't imagine having to be stuck to somebody else.
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"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ?
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Smarkil posted...
They have two contracts, but the pay is split in half so they both separate checks...
Do they get two salaries or just one?
They have two contracts, but the pay is split in half so they both separate checks...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control?
Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!"
Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control?
Ultima_Dragoon posted...
They have learned to work together. Walking, driving,etc. Each controls their side.
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!"
Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control?
They have learned to work together. Walking, driving,etc. Each controls their side.
Yeah, the sex aspect about this kind of thing has always fascinated me. I'm especially curious how various religious organizations would view marriage in a situation like this. Would the married one be guilt free and the other sinning? Or would the couple be sinning as well since they're kind of partaking in a threesome?
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Oh shit. I always swore some of my teachers had eyes in the back of their heads but this one can literally see both ways at the same time, or grade papers while watching for cutups. Class clowns are officially fucked.
Jen0125 posted...
maybe since they can't legally marry the same guy, but if they're going to do anything together it's going to be a three-way (even non-sexually) they must just basically have a "polygamous" "marriage" in practice, but legally only one of them can actually marry the guy
I dunno, I feel like that would make a lot more sense than marrying two separate guys...
i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't.
maybe since they can't legally marry the same guy, but if they're going to do anything together it's going to be a three-way (even non-sexually) they must just basically have a "polygamous" "marriage" in practice, but legally only one of them can actually marry the guy
I dunno, I feel like that would make a lot more sense than marrying two separate guys...
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If one of them wants to fuck, but the other doesn't, is that rape?
Is masturbation rape if the other isn't into it?
Is masturbation rape if the other isn't into it?
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It'd be weird to deny a Siamese twin a job because of their condition but I think it might be too much of as distraction for kids
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Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?
Traumatizing.
I honestly don't think I could sit in a class with them.
Also, 5th graders are little assholes. They are just going to tear the two of them apart. I can already see the doodles.
I honestly don't think I could sit in a class with them.
Also, 5th graders are little assholes. They are just going to tear the two of them apart. I can already see the doodles.
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LinkPizza posted...
3:13
The double talking is fake, the effect is left on for the man on accident.
Why are Journalists such cancer? Seriously, I think they might actually be scummier than lawyers on average.
Yellow posted...
pionear posted...
Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!
The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??
Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes....
3:13
The double talking is fake, the effect is left on for the man on accident.
Why are Journalists such cancer? Seriously, I think they might actually be scummier than lawyers on average.
DocDelicious posted...
........lol
They are just going to tear the two of them apart.
........lol
dragon504 posted...
somebody plz risk account
Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?
somebody plz risk account
argonautweakend posted...
plx learn google
dragon504 posted...
Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?
somebody plz risk account
plx learn google
Yellow posted...
if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)...
argonautweakend posted...
dragon504 posted...
Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?
somebody plz risk account
plx learn google
if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)...
pionear posted...
People do porn for any number of reasons. Maybe their self esteem was super low, so they turned to porn to raise it?
Yellow posted...
argonautweakend posted...
dragon504 posted...
Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?
somebody plz risk account
plx learn google
if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)...
People do porn for any number of reasons. Maybe their self esteem was super low, so they turned to porn to raise it?
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