Poll of the Day > So I went to a Muslim wedding last night.

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paladin_man
01/24/18 6:11:08 AM
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I was told that it would be a massive buffet, so I ate lightly throughout the day.

The wedding started at 6pm and was held entirely in a function center. I turned up with my friend at around 6.15pm and we sat at our assigned table. I could see all the food in buffet warmers towards the back of the hall.

The night started with all these traditional Islam ceremonies, meeting the bride and groom, followed by speeches and prayers.

8pm and food was still not yet served. Ceremonial proceedings were still occurring. Me and my friend were starving. Some guy gave a speech in Arabic which literally went for like 23 minutes. Nobody had access to drinks either (even water).

Eventually, after all the wedding proceedings, guests were asked to line up at the back to start getting their food. It was 9:45pm and the food was already cold.

My friend suggested we bailed during the Wedding for a Maccas run but we chickened out in the end.

Did. Not. Expect.
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Lokarin
01/24/18 6:15:59 AM
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And in Australia of all places
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faramir77
01/24/18 8:13:01 AM
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Sounds like a blast, TC
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Sarcasthma
01/24/18 8:28:55 AM
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faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC

Oh, you!
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Red_Frog
01/24/18 9:04:46 AM
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paladin_man posted...
the food was already cold

I read all that and didn't even get a happy ending.
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Zikten
01/24/18 10:37:15 AM
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paladin_man posted...
and the food was already cold.

sound like the wedding planner is an idiot
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Caitlyn_Jenner
01/24/18 10:38:33 AM
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Red_Frog posted...
paladin_man posted...
the food was already cold

I read all that and didn't even get a happy ending.

Ill give you a happy ending
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InfestedAdam
01/24/18 11:09:10 AM
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Wowza. Not directly related but I attended a Hindu wedding a few months ago and the ceremony was about a hour long. Funny enough us guest did not know that and when the DJ announced that appetizers were available we were all confused as to why food is being served during the ceremony. The Maid of Honor had to clarify that the ceremony is a hour long and they wanted guests to not just sit there the entirely time.

Zikten posted...
sound like the wedding planner is an idiot

You raise a good point. I wonder what happened there that led to the food either being brought out too early assuming the ceremony itself was not delayed.
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JanwayDaahl
01/24/18 11:16:16 AM
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May I ask what culture, specifically, that wedding was? I've noticed South Asian Muslim weddings have a tendency to do this. They tend to eat super late compared to other cultures during their weddings, for some odd reason
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Metal_Mario99
01/24/18 4:49:12 PM
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Weren't you afraid of being blown up or beheaded?
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Doctor Foxx
01/24/18 5:05:50 PM
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Lokarin posted...
And in Australia of all places

Indonesians/Malaysians abound there so not surprising
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FellWolf
01/24/18 5:20:50 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC


Expected/10

Still chuckled.
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JanwayDaahl
01/24/18 5:53:05 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC


Aren't you the neckbeard bigot along with that adjl fatty here? No wonder you're Islamaphobic, it befits most Trumpets who are fat
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Sarcasthma
01/24/18 6:15:01 PM
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@adjl
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Revelation34
01/24/18 6:24:17 PM
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No pig either.
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Mead
01/24/18 7:47:07 PM
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Everyone knows that you make everyone be cool and respectful during the ceremony but after that you make it a great wedding by filling everyone with food, booze, and music
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dragon504
01/24/18 7:51:40 PM
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Anyone else surprised a paladin was invited to a muslim wedding?
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faramir77
01/24/18 8:02:47 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC


Aren't you the neckbeard bigot along with that adjl fatty here? No wonder you're Islamaphobic, it befits most Trumpets who are fat


Lmao what

I'm in good shape, no neckbeard, and I'm mostly a liberal. I gave TC my support and you read into it, you're the bigot. Check your privilege
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Metal_Mario99
01/24/18 8:06:25 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC


Aren't you the neckbeard bigot along with that adjl fatty here? No wonder you're Islamaphobic, it befits most Trumpets who are fat

You're clearly bigoted against people who voted for Donald Trump. Why is it that you people have such a tenuous grasp of irony?
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Mead
01/24/18 8:25:57 PM
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janway calls everyone a neckbeard

Just another part of his weird gimmick
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JixHedgehog
01/24/18 8:52:23 PM
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How miserable were the bride and groom?
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adjl
01/24/18 10:47:11 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
@adjl


'Sup.
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Lokarin
01/24/18 10:53:28 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Lokarin posted...
And in Australia of all places

Indonesians/Malaysians abound there so not surprising


Nifty
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Sarcasthma
01/25/18 3:31:41 AM
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adjl posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
@adjl


'Sup.

Oh, I guess you have Janway ignored. He was doing some shit-talking and I was hoping you could dismantle him like you usually do.

No worries if you don't feel like it, though.
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LinkPizza
01/25/18 3:38:32 AM
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I think I would have been very disappointed...
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TheCyborgNinja
01/25/18 4:23:20 AM
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Weddings suck. My only rule for ours was that it be short. I think the whole thing, reception and all, was 4 hours. Fuck yeah.
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adjl
01/25/18 6:42:46 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
adjl posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
@adjl


'Sup.

Oh, I guess you have Janway ignored. He was doing some shit-talking and I was hoping you could dismantle him like you usually do.

No worries if you don't feel like it, though.


Nah, I don't have him ignored. It just wasn't anything of any particular value that would have been entertaining to rip apart. Janway's just being boring here, and not in any way worth my time.
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paladin_man
01/25/18 8:01:09 AM
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I mean, I expected no alcohol, which was fine. But to be deprived of even water during proceedings was a bit much. It's still summer here and the hall wasn't particularly well ventilated.
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JanwayDaahl
01/25/18 11:44:13 PM
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faramir77 posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC


Aren't you the neckbeard bigot along with that adjl fatty here? No wonder you're Islamaphobic, it befits most Trumpets who are fat


Lmao what

I'm in good shape, no neckbeard, and I'm mostly a liberal. I gave TC my support and you read into it, you're the bigot. Check your privilege


Yea I really doubt it. You sound like every other fat/scrawny trumpet type. I guess hating Muslims is the easy thing to do for fat men these days, since their lives are so bad.
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Metal_Mario99
01/26/18 12:29:00 AM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
faramir77 posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC


Aren't you the neckbeard bigot along with that adjl fatty here? No wonder you're Islamaphobic, it befits most Trumpets who are fat


Lmao what

I'm in good shape, no neckbeard, and I'm mostly a liberal. I gave TC my support and you read into it, you're the bigot. Check your privilege


Yea I really doubt it. You sound like every other fat/scrawny trumpet type. I guess hating Muslims is the easy thing to do for fat men these days, since their lives are so bad.

Stop being a bigot.
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ha21nagamas
01/26/18 11:25:29 AM
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paladin_man posted...
I mean, I expected no alcohol, which was fine. But to be deprived of even water during proceedings was a bit much. It's still summer here and the hall wasn't particularly well ventilated.

Yeah, if you are invited to another wedding like this make sure you come a bit late, so you wont have to wait too long
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ha21nagamas
01/26/18 11:26:24 AM
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Im usually go to the wedding like one hour late, say hello to the couple, take few pictures, eat then leave
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paladin_man
01/27/18 9:14:34 AM
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ha21nagamas posted...
Im usually go to the wedding like one hour late, say hello to the couple, take few pictures, eat then leave

Sounds like a plan, especially if I don't know the bride/groom particularly well.
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InfestedAdam
01/27/18 11:27:33 AM
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paladin_man posted...
especially if I don't know the bride/groom particularly well

Were you a +1 or friend of the parents?
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wwinterj25
01/27/18 11:56:40 AM
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faramir77 posted...
Sounds like a blast, TC

Nice!
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