Poll of the Day > I am running for President.

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My platforms are:

Everyone gets a house

Everyone gets a bed

No more property tax

Also everyone gets a basic job working for the state or federal government if they can not find a job in the field that they are looking into

Income tax is like 50% but that's okay because you won't be spending so much on property tax.

That's bad policy, it favours land owners who can continue to buy up more land and penalizes people who have to work to live, the proletariat.
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Lokarin posted...

That's bad policy, it favours land owners who can continue to buy up more land and penalizes people who have to work to live, the proletariat.

The land will be owned by the government. Everyone gets one reset. You can move anywhere at all then you can only move again if work forces you to.

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Income tax is like 50% but that's okay because you won't be spending so much on property tax.

How does this benefit poor people that didn't own property to pay tax on to begin with?
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But property tax is determined but municipal governments not federal, and you are basically cutting off funding for city services, making cities crumble.
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Income tax is like 50% but that's okay because you won't be spending so much on property tax.

How does this benefit poor people that didn't own property to pay tax on to begin with?

because they will have a good job and a free home

Ogurisama posted...

But property tax is determined but municipal governments not federal, and you are basically cutting off funding for city services, making cities crumble.

fuck cities.

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Income tax is like 50% but that's okay because you won't be spending so much on property tax.

How does this benefit poor people that didn't own property to pay tax on to begin with?

because they will have a good job and a free home

Say they work 40 hours a week and make $10 an hour. For one month that's $1600. But with 50% taxation on that good job it's only $800 a month. Now consider that their free home is going to have maintenance costs. Heating/AC will be more expensive than for an apartment. If anything needs to be replaced that's now their responsibility instead of a landlord. The result is they are still poor but with higher living expenses.
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If you're going to run for president then you better be a fast sprinter.
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So... You're a Communist...?
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My platforms are:

All unemployed are made to join a mandatory temp agency and given a guaranteed income (unless somebody is willing to claim them as a dependant and take on responsibility for their life).

Different categories of employment have different minimum wages, harder work mandates higher pay, and rates scale based on regional living costs.

All areas have a housing quota that guarantees a portion of homes must cost below a certain threshold for the amount of bedrooms they have with a representative distribution of bedrooms from 1 to 4 and failure to meet these criteria means fines to the relevant council.

Three more income tax bands are added above the current system at 20%, 23% and 27% to cover those who make orders more income than the common man.

Inheritance tax scales with income made prior to pension, and can be paid prior to death after reaching retirement to simplify inheritance management.
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

My platforms are:

Everyone gets a house

Everyone gets a bed

You're stealing Oprah's gimmick

I know you're too young to understand why communism doesn't work, but communism doesn't work. It sounds great on paper, but in action it is a huge problem. Capitalism has its problems, but if everyone is equal, what is the inspiration for success, greatness, and innovation? If you have the same house as someone else whether you're a heart surgeon or a waiter, why be a heart surgeon? Some might, out of compassion for life, but creativity is dead in a world of forced equality.
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MannerSaurus posted...

So... You're a Communist...?

Doesn't sound as scummy as communism but if that's communism then we should have it.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Say they work 40 hours a week and make $10 an hour. For one month that's $1600.

They wouldn't. The jobs would give you a lot more money than that under my Presidency.

1. Washington state will become a Special Administrative Region as a Limited Communist state. All aspiring communists must move there, and cannot complain about turning the entire nation into communism.

2. All homeless people will be transported to natural park preserves. They will hunt their own food so they won't starve, and they can shit and piss wherever they want. Drugs and alcohol will be distributed on regular schedule, should you need the fix.
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when you say no more taxes. does that mean you're getting rid of taxes or you're not going to add more taxes. Because i was confuse as a kid when bush senior said it. because i thought he was going to get rid of taxes.
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ernieforss posted...

when you say no more taxes. does that mean you're getting rid of taxes or you're not going to add more taxes. Because i was confuse as a kid when bush senior said it. because i thought he was going to get rid of taxes.

No, more taxes.
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