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literal_garbage 12/23/17 3:28:45 PM #1:	https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/12/14/10-things-every-real-conservative-should-ask-on-a-first-date-n2421420 sorry if you're offended by this Recently, a young being I dont want to presume its gender identity, but itll probably throw a hissy fit about my blatant chrono-shaming anyway scribbled an article titled 10 Things Every Intersectional Feminist Should Ask On a First Date for his/her/xir fellow liberal freaks. Its an illuminating view into the twisted minds of the SJWs, but the article never answers the first question we all asked ourselves reading the title: Why the hell would anyone ever date an intersectional feminist? Masochism? Threats? Lost a bet? Anyway, her/his/xir article is meant to help her/his/xir readers determine whether their prospective mates will be adequate accomplices in the fight against white supremacy, queerphobia, and misogyny because [i]f youre not going to support marginalized folks, then we cant be friends, let alone date. The personal is political. Wow, he/she/xe seems super fun, huh? We Normals seek accomplices in reproduction, while SJWs seek accomplices in ideological onanism. Take solace in the fact that we are totally going to outbreed these lunatics. But as conservatives, its vital that we also do some screening of our own. After all, the last thing we want to do is inadvertently turn down a Darwinian not-a-through-street and spawn more liberals. Im out of the dating game thanks to my closed-minded, heavily-armed, hot American-Cuban wife, but let me try to help out you singleberries with some questions to assist you in detecting any right-swipes who are actually covert leftist weirdos, losers, and/or mutations. 1. Do you believe that any groups lives matter more than others? The answer should be a resounding, Yes! American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners, our allies matter more than our enemies, and some people like jihadists, perverts, and people who refuse to acknowledge the manifest truth that Die Hard is a Christmas movie matter not at all and should be hunted for sport. If your date starts telling you some races matter more than others, get up and leave preferably sticking your date with the check. The last thing you want is some prog-eugenicist who puts people into categories based on where their great-great-great grandfather came from and then justifying it because every pale truck driver from Lawton, Oklahoma, was somehow born with overwhelming privilege. Actually, if your date ever uses the term privilege non-ironically, ditch. 2. How many genders are there? The proper answer is, Two. There are two genders. Not three. Not four. Not sixtyseven. Two. Male. Female. That is all. 3. How do you work to dismantle sexism in your life? The correct answer is, I dont. I work to support myself with a job so Im not some freeloading bum feeding off of Uncle Sucker. If your date has enough dough to indulge in this whiny posturing money probably provided by his/her ultra-disappointed father, who is living back in some suburb and wondering where he went wrong then stick him/her with the check. 4. What are your thoughts on guns? Your date should answer, You dont have enough guns. This answer should come before you mention just how many guns you already have. Relationship Rule of Thumb: No one gets to first base without an appreciation of the Second Amendment. 5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery? The only acceptable response is, Oh, hell yeah. Extra points if your date adds, Every time the IDF launches an airstrike on Hamas an angel gets his wings. And all that land the Palestinian thugs are squatting on? Thats part of Israel too. --- - literal garbage <cite>literal_garbage posted [p:892748886] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/12/14/10-things-every-real-conservative-should-ask-on-a-first-date-n2421420 sorry if you're offended by this <quote>Recently, a young being I dont want to presume its gender identity, but itll probably throw a hissy fit about my blatant chrono-shaming anyway scribbled an article titled 10 Things Every Intersectional Feminist Should Ask On a First Date for his/her/xir fellow liberal freaks. Its an illuminating view into the twisted minds of the SJWs, but the article never answers the first question we all asked ourselves reading the title: Why the hell would anyone ever date an intersectional feminist? Masochism? Threats? Lost a bet? Anyway, her/his/xir article is meant to help her/his/xir readers determine whether their prospective mates will be adequate accomplices in the fight against white supremacy, queerphobia, and misogyny because [i]f youre not going to support marginalized folks, then we cant be friends, let alone date. The personal is political. Wow, he/she/xe seems super fun, huh? We Normals seek accomplices in reproduction, while SJWs seek accomplices in ideological onanism. Take solace in the fact that we are totally going to outbreed these lunatics. But as conservatives, its vital that we also do some screening of our own. After all, the last thing we want to do is inadvertently turn down a Darwinian not-a-through-street and spawn more liberals. Im out of the dating game thanks to my closed-minded, heavily-armed, hot American-Cuban wife, but let me try to help out you singleberries with some questions to assist you in detecting any right-swipes who are actually covert leftist weirdos, losers, and/or mutations. 1. Do you believe that any groups lives matter more than others? The answer should be a resounding, Yes! American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners, our allies matter more than our enemies, and some people like jihadists, perverts, and people who refuse to acknowledge the manifest truth that Die Hard is a Christmas movie matter not at all and should be hunted for sport. If your date starts telling you some races matter more than others, get up and leave preferably sticking your date with the check. The last thing you want is some prog-eugenicist who puts people into categories based on where their great-great-great grandfather came from and then justifying it because every pale truck driver from Lawton, Oklahoma, was somehow born with overwhelming privilege. Actually, if your date ever uses the term privilege non-ironically, ditch. 2. How many genders are there? The proper answer is, Two. There are two genders. Not three. Not four. Not sixtyseven. Two. Male. Female. That is all. 3. How do you work to dismantle sexism in your life? The correct answer is, I dont. I work to support myself with a job so Im not some freeloading bum feeding off of Uncle Sucker. If your date has enough dough to indulge in this whiny posturing money probably provided by his/her ultra-disappointed father, who is living back in some suburb and wondering where he went wrong then stick him/her with the check. 4. What are your thoughts on guns? Your date should answer, You dont have enough guns. This answer should come before you mention just how many guns you already have. Relationship Rule of Thumb: No one gets to first base without an appreciation of the Second Amendment. 5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery? The only acceptable response is, Oh, hell yeah. Extra points if your date adds, Every time the IDF launches an airstrike on Hamas an angel gets his wings. And all that land the Palestinian thugs are squatting on? Thats part of Israel too.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
literal_garbage 12/23/17 3:29:56 PM #2:	6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism? Your date must understand that it is awesome. The greatest achievement of the last thousand years was the European settlement of North America (South America whatever) and the building of the nation that is the greatest beacon of justice and freedom in human history the United States of America. Elizabeth Warren notwithstanding, Native Americans are terrific in many ways, including their legendary record as warriors serving in Americas armed forces, and they sure dont need or want some lib doofuss pretend pity. Theres no cheaper, tackier sentiment than a pinko rich chick from Brentwood calling Thanksgiving a celebration of genocide and whinging on about how those mean old settlers conquered the continent back in the olden days of the 1940s or something as if shes ready to pack up her condo and move back across the ocean with 325 million other folks. 7. Do you think socialism is wonderful? Your date should ask, Is that a sick joke? The last thing you want is some commie pestering you about how, True socialism has never been tried! Look, if 100 million dead isnt enough to put your date off the Marxist garbage his/her professors shoveled at him/her in school, then your best case scenario is waking up and finding all your cash missing. 8. Do you believe in climate change? The answer is, Yes. The climate changes all the time. What you really want to know is whether your date is a cultist affiliated with the liberals weird weather religion. Heres a good way to find out. Offer to drive your date, in a Ford F-150 pick-up truck with no catalytic converter, to a local wood fire BBQ joint that advertises, We have the best ribs and the biggest carbon footprint in town! If your dates response is, But that seems like a socially irresponsible earth-crime against Gaia, go alone. If your dates response is, Lets Uber instead so we can both drink lots of beer, consider proposing marriage. 9. Do you support people from Islamic countries? The right answer is, Yes, which is why I support American warriors hunting down and killing jihadist scum in whatever stinking cesspool these cowardly semi humans are hiding in. Ten bonus points if this prompts your date to mention his/her Army tour in the Middle East. Five points if it was with the Marines, three for Navy. If Air Force, no bonus points and expect your date to complain that the restaurants chairs arent comfy enough. 10. So, what do you think of CNN and the mainstream media? This should provoke a tidal wave of obscenities and profanities and a torrent of phrases like fake news, That weasel Don Lemon and Dont even get me started on Brian Tater Stelter. If your date says something like, Well, I think journalists try really hard to be objective and do the best they can to report the truth, then you should depending on how hot your date is either bail immediately, or work to help your date get conservative woke. Some awesome conservative literature is a good start. --- - literal garbage <cite>literal_garbage posted [p:892748954] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><quote>6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism? Your date must understand that it is awesome. The greatest achievement of the last thousand years was the European settlement of North America (South America whatever) and the building of the nation that is the greatest beacon of justice and freedom in human history the United States of America. Elizabeth Warren notwithstanding, Native Americans are terrific in many ways, including their legendary record as warriors serving in Americas armed forces, and they sure dont need or want some lib doofuss pretend pity. Theres no cheaper, tackier sentiment than a pinko rich chick from Brentwood calling Thanksgiving a celebration of genocide and whinging on about how those mean old settlers conquered the continent back in the olden days of the 1940s or something as if shes ready to pack up her condo and move back across the ocean with 325 million other folks. 7. Do you think socialism is wonderful? Your date should ask, Is that a sick joke? The last thing you want is some commie pestering you about how, True socialism has never been tried! Look, if 100 million dead isnt enough to put your date off the Marxist garbage his/her professors shoveled at him/her in school, then your best case scenario is waking up and finding all your cash missing. 8. Do you believe in climate change? The answer is, Yes. The climate changes all the time. What you really want to know is whether your date is a cultist affiliated with the liberals weird weather religion. Heres a good way to find out. Offer to drive your date, in a Ford F-150 pick-up truck with no catalytic converter, to a local wood fire BBQ joint that advertises, We have the best ribs and the biggest carbon footprint in town! If your dates response is, But that seems like a socially irresponsible earth-crime against Gaia, go alone. If your dates response is, Lets Uber instead so we can both drink lots of beer, consider proposing marriage. 9. Do you support people from Islamic countries? The right answer is, Yes, which is why I support American warriors hunting down and killing jihadist scum in whatever stinking cesspool these cowardly semi humans are hiding in. Ten bonus points if this prompts your date to mention his/her Army tour in the Middle East. Five points if it was with the Marines, three for Navy. If Air Force, no bonus points and expect your date to complain that the restaurants chairs arent comfy enough. 10. So, what do you think of CNN and the mainstream media? This should provoke a tidal wave of obscenities and profanities and a torrent of phrases like fake news, That weasel Don Lemon and Dont even get me started on Brian Tater Stelter. If your date says something like, Well, I think journalists try really hard to be objective and do the best they can to report the truth, then you should depending on how hot your date is either bail immediately, or work to help your date get conservative woke. Some awesome conservative literature is a good start. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 12/23/17 3:31:29 PM #3:	literal_garbage posted... American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners what the literal fuck is this --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:892749043] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>literal_garbage posted...</cite> <quote>American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners</quote> what the literal fuck is this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
literal_garbage 12/23/17 3:31:42 PM #4:	11. So, do you consider yourself Never Trump? This is a deal killer. Sure, if your date is a Never Trumper, you might get a Conservative, Inc., cruise out of it provided youre willing to sit through a scintillating panel discussion with Bill Kristol talking to Ben Sasse about health care reform and spend your evenings drinking Idaho chardonnay on the Lido Deck while David Frum reminisces about back when he mattered. But dont do it. If your date answers in the affirmative, you can be sure that, like with the president, no matter what you do, no matter how conservative you are, your date will never be satisfied with you and will spend the rest of the date complaining about your lack of True Conservative principles. And you can be equally sure that if your date is a Salon Approved Fredocon, youre unlikely to ever be satisfied either. --- - literal garbage <cite>literal_garbage posted [p:892749054] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><quote>11. So, do you consider yourself Never Trump? This is a deal killer. Sure, if your date is a Never Trumper, you might get a Conservative, Inc., cruise out of it provided youre willing to sit through a scintillating panel discussion with Bill Kristol talking to Ben Sasse about health care reform and spend your evenings drinking Idaho chardonnay on the Lido Deck while David Frum reminisces about back when he mattered. But dont do it. If your date answers in the affirmative, you can be sure that, like with the president, no matter what you do, no matter how conservative you are, your date will never be satisfied with you and will spend the rest of the date complaining about your lack of True Conservative principles. And you can be equally sure that if your date is a Salon Approved Fredocon, youre unlikely to ever be satisfied either.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
billcom6 12/23/17 3:32:09 PM #5:	imagine wasting time writing this --- Because most days are bad days... --- Steam and XBOX Live: billcom6 My Teams: The Ohio State Buckeyes, New York Yankees, Buffalo Bills, The CBJ, Cavs <cite>billcom6 posted [p:892749072] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>imagine wasting time writing this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook20 12/23/17 3:34:21 PM #6:	billcom6 posted... imagine wasting time reading this fixed --- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/7/4/tom_nook_by_themerce-d3dhi0q.png http://www.gameswagonline.com/uploads/9/0/8/9/9089979/1372277527.jpg <cite>TomNook20 posted [p:892749167] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>billcom6 posted...</cite> <quote>imagine wasting time reading this</quote> fixed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 12/23/17 3:35:58 PM #7:	Guess no conservative wants to date me :( <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:892749243] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Guess no conservative wants to date me :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 12/23/17 3:36:46 PM #8:	tldr --- Formerly known as The_Great_Geno <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:892749282] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>tldr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
literal_garbage 12/23/17 3:53:56 PM #9:	Genocet_10-325 posted... tldr I'm sorry if this is a little advanced for you --- - literal garbage <cite>literal_garbage posted [p:892750092] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote>tldr</quote> I'm sorry if this is a little advanced for you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 12/23/17 3:55:12 PM #10:	literal_garbage posted... literal_garbage --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! Act now! Venchmen are standing by for your orders! <cite>Medussa posted [p:892750149] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>literal_garbage posted...</cite> <quote>literal_garbage</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
addled 12/23/17 4:14:58 PM #11:	billcom6 posted... imagine wasting time writing this TomNook20 posted... billcom6 posted... imagine wasting time reading this fixed either --- Practice random acts of mindlessness. <cite>addled posted [p:892751000] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>billcom6 posted...</cite> <quote>imagine wasting time writing this</quote> <cite>TomNook20 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>billcom6 posted...</cite> <quote>imagine wasting time reading this</quote> fixed</quote> either</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 12/23/17 4:16:27 PM #12:	lol at Airforce --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:892751076] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>lol at Airforce</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/23/17 4:16:48 PM #13:	Is this satire? --- http://i.imgur.com/wKOoZkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mipFVFw.png http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:892751094] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Is this satire?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmaster148 12/23/17 4:18:02 PM #14:	Solar_Crimson posted... Is this satire? I do not believe townhall is a satire site. Though this article in particular really sounds more like satire. --- http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png <cite>Tmaster148 posted [p:892751146] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Solar_Crimson posted...</cite> <quote>Is this satire?</quote> I do not believe townhall is a satire site. Though this article in particular really sounds more like satire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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2SweetforTurtle 12/23/17 4:40:08 PM #18:	Regardless of whether you agree or dont, its funny as fuck --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:892752149] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Regardless of whether you agree or dont, its funny as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 12/23/17 6:02:22 PM #19:	2SweetforTurtle posted... Regardless of whether you agree or dont, its funny as fuck people basing the value of a life on country of origin is terrifying, not funny --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:892755933] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>2SweetforTurtle posted...</cite> <quote>Regardless of whether you agree or dont, its funny as fuck</quote> people basing the value of a life on country of origin is terrifying, not funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/17 6:05:02 PM #21:	literal_garbage posted... 5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery? Who da hell asks this on a first date... or any date? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:892756063] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>literal_garbage posted...</cite> <quote> 5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery?</quote> Who da hell asks this on a first date... or any date?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caelthus 12/23/17 6:11:53 PM #22:	"no bonus points and expect your date to complain that the restaurants chairs arent comfy enough." I laughed hard at this, because I have military family that do make fun of them for this all the time. --- http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3853476/ Neo Yokio is a masterpiece. - Popcorn_Fairy <cite>Caelthus posted [p:892756395] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>"no bonus points and expect your date to complain that the restaurants chairs arent comfy enough." I laughed hard at this, because I have military family that do make fun of them for this all the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Itachi157 12/23/17 6:12:48 PM #23:	Choco posted... literal_garbage posted... American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners what the literal fuck is this Seriously, speaking as an American myself, what a twisted thing to say. <cite>Itachi157 posted [p:892756435] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Choco posted...</cite> <quote><cite>literal_garbage posted...</cite> <quote>American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners</quote> what the literal fuck is this</quote> Seriously, speaking as an American myself, what a twisted thing to say.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 12/23/17 6:14:33 PM #24:	It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:892756507] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 12/23/17 6:16:49 PM #25:	Townhall is a conservative website. If this is satire, it's being published unintentionally Edit: lol, Kurt Schlicter wrote this? Jesus Christ, this asshole 100% means every word. He's deranged. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:892756620] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Townhall is a conservative website. If this is satire, it's being published unintentionally Edit: lol, Kurt Schlicter wrote this? Jesus Christ, this asshole 100% means every word. He's deranged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 12/23/17 6:16:54 PM #26:	literal_garbage posted... 5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery? The only acceptable response is, Oh, hell yeah. This is the folly of conservatives. They see Israel as some be all, end all country that America should model itself after even though the country despises us and sees us as nothing more than free aid. Israel is also incredibly racist and xenophobic but without any of the ingenuity that a country like Japan has. --- http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg What a terrifying thing to happen. I'm not sure why but I have this big fear of going blond - Zurkon <cite>EverDownward posted [p:892756630] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>literal_garbage posted...</cite> <quote>5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery? The only acceptable response is, Oh, hell yeah.</quote> This is the folly of conservatives. They see Israel as some be all, end all country that America should model itself after even though the country despises us and sees us as nothing more than free aid. Israel is also incredibly racist and xenophobic but without any of the ingenuity that a country like Japan has.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Resolution 12/23/17 6:16:59 PM #27:	literal_garbage posted... If your date says something like, Well, I think journalists try really hard to be objective and do the best they can to report the truth, then you should depending on how hot your date is either bail immediately, or work to help your date get conservative woke. Some awesome conservative literature is a good start. You guys can't seriously think that's real. It's mocking conservatives Edit: Nvm, didn't know Townhall was conservative. I always try to believe people can't be this stupid --- Conflict alt <cite>Resolution posted [p:892756635] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>literal_garbage posted...</cite> <quote>If your date says something like, Well, I think journalists try really hard to be objective and do the best they can to report the truth, then you should depending on how hot your date is either bail immediately, or work to help your date get conservative woke. Some awesome conservative literature is a good start. </quote> You guys can't seriously think that's real. It's mocking conservatives Edit: Nvm, didn't know Townhall was conservative. I always try to believe people can't be this stupid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Neoconkers 12/23/17 6:20:38 PM #28:	We Normals seek accomplices in reproduction, while SJWs seek accomplices in ideological onanism. Take solace in the fact that we are totally going to outbreed these lunatics. imagine writing this and genuinely not realising how fascisty you sound --- Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq. Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil <cite>Neoconkers posted [p:892756826] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><quote>We Normals seek accomplices in reproduction, while SJWs seek accomplices in ideological onanism. Take solace in the fact that we are totally going to outbreed these lunatics.</quote> imagine writing this and genuinely not realising how fascisty you sound</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 12/23/17 6:23:16 PM #29:	Nice list of things the alt-right should ask on a date. Ether that are strawman conservatives. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:892756964] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Nice list of things the alt-right should ask on a date. Ether that are strawman conservatives.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Admiral 12/23/17 6:25:46 PM #31:	hockeybub89 posted... It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work. How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you? --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:892757080] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote>It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.</quote> How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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literal_garbage 12/23/17 6:28:05 PM #33:	Admiral once again laying down the SMACK on triggered hippy libs! --- - literal garbage <cite>literal_garbage posted [p:892757209] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Admiral once again laying down the SMACK on triggered hippy libs!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 12/23/17 6:30:15 PM #35:	The Admiral posted... hockeybub89 posted... It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work. How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you? Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair. Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:892757317] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote>It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.</quote> How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you?</quote> Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair. Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Resolution 12/23/17 6:31:43 PM #36:	hockeybub89 posted... The Admiral posted... hockeybub89 posted... It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work. How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you? Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair. Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE. Ouch --- Conflict alt <cite>Resolution posted [p:892757397] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote>It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.</quote> How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you?</quote> Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair. Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE.</quote> Ouch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 12/23/17 6:32:24 PM #37:	Kurt Schlicter's past work includes this gem https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0zHmfYVEAAN6rG.jpg:large --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:892757438] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Kurt Schlicter's past work includes this gem https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0zHmfYVEAAN6rG.jpg:large</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hortanz 12/23/17 6:36:08 PM #38:	Antifar posted... Kurt Schlicter's past work includes this gem https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0zHmfYVEAAN6rG.jpg:large yikes --- http://i.imgur.com/JFmtaHB.gif <cite>hortanz posted [p:892757608] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>Kurt Schlicter's past work includes this gem https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0zHmfYVEAAN6rG.jpg:large</quote> yikes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 12/23/17 6:36:19 PM #39:	hockeybub89 posted... The Admiral posted... hockeybub89 posted... It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work. How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you? Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair. Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE. A lot of words to justify being a general failure compared to people you seem to dislike. And like any coward, you just blame it on unfairness rather than your own limitations. Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable. Hopefully Christmas will get you out of this funk. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:892757618] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote>It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.</quote> How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you?</quote> Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair. Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE.</quote> A lot of words to justify being a general failure compared to people you seem to dislike. And like any coward, you just blame it on unfairness rather than your own limitations. Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable. Hopefully Christmas will get you out of this funk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2SweetforTurtle 12/23/17 6:37:28 PM #40:	Choco posted... 2SweetforTurtle posted... Regardless of whether you agree or dont, its funny as fuck people basing the value of a life on country of origin is terrifying, not funny People laugh at far darker things they see on TV. Laughing at saying that only American lives matter is relatively tame. That is funny whether your response is DAMN STRAIGHT or what a hick. --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:892757668] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Choco posted...</cite> <quote><cite>2SweetforTurtle posted...</cite> <quote>Regardless of whether you agree or dont, its funny as fuck</quote> people basing the value of a life on country of origin is terrifying, not funny</quote> People laugh at far darker things they see on TV. Laughing at saying that only American lives matter is relatively tame. That is funny whether your response is DAMN STRAIGHT or what a hick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mister_Spyker 12/23/17 6:40:16 PM #41:	Did anyone read the other intersectional feminist article that this is parodying? I just wanna bang my head against a wall - Also, this is the writer of said article, a so-called queer femme of color https://www.instagram.com/p/BZxPIuFDnbK/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BbqRlN4jg6s/ Like, where's your color, sister? Just call yourself queer, you don't have to make up something you're not to get minority points, Jesus. I'd spend years just dissecting and making fun out of all the bs this woman is spewing out of her mouth. Is there any subreddit to just make fun of these people? I mean, this is a thing that she literally said Its mind-boggling that borders are even a thing It's mind-boggling that you have to explain why borders are important to a grown-up. Frankly, I'm glad she wants to do those questions on a first date, so I know not to even waste a single second on her. P.S. She hates white people and calls them evil on a regular basis. --- Dear lord, Spyker just ripped his entire life apart in nothing more than a few paragraphs. Ouch... - RexSilver <cite>Mister_Spyker posted [p:892757813] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Did anyone read the other intersectional feminist article that this is parodying? I just wanna bang my head against a wall - Also, this is the writer of said article, a so-called queer femme of color https://www.instagram.com/p/BZxPIuFDnbK/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BbqRlN4jg6s/ Like, where's your color, sister? Just call yourself queer, you don't have to make up something you're not to get minority points, Jesus. I'd spend years just dissecting and making fun out of all the bs this woman is spewing out of her mouth. Is there any subreddit to just make fun of these people? I mean, this is a thing that she literally said <quote> Its mind-boggling that borders are even a thing</quote> It's mind-boggling that you have to explain why borders are important to a grown-up. Frankly, I'm glad she wants to do those questions on a first date, so I know not to even waste a single second on her. P.S. She hates white people and calls them evil on a regular basis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 12/23/17 6:40:46 PM #42:	The Admiral posted... Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable. Is this why you're tracking him across topics --- XBL/Steam/R*/Uplay: Barinade88 \| Origin: Barinade \| BattleNet: Barinade#11210 Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:892757850] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable.</quote> Is this why you're tracking him across topics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 12/23/17 6:41:57 PM #43:	That has to be satire --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:892757911] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>That has to be satire</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/23/17 6:43:23 PM #44:	Great list, and very thought out. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:892757996] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>Great list, and very thought out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 12/23/17 6:43:50 PM #45:	MacadamianNut3 posted... The Admiral posted... Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable. Is this why you're tracking him across topics It was my topic he melted down in before this one. No tracking needed. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:892758030] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable.</quote> Is this why you're tracking him across topics</quote> It was my topic he melted down in before this one. No tracking needed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 12/23/17 6:44:00 PM #46:	Bad_Mojo posted... That has to be satire It is not. This is the sort of shit Kurt Schlicter actually believes https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/869199633632837632 https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/886664128030322688 https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/674364655725355008 It'd be very difficult to create a better caricature of a right winger whose politics are based purely in anger and spite. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:892758037] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>That has to be satire</quote> It is not. This is the sort of shit Kurt Schlicter actually believes https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/869199633632837632 https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/886664128030322688 https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/674364655725355008 It'd be very difficult to create a better caricature of a right winger whose politics are based purely in anger and spite.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 12/23/17 6:44:43 PM #47:	The Admiral posted... No tracking needed. Lol okay sure --- XBL/Steam/R*/Uplay: Barinade88 \| Origin: Barinade \| BattleNet: Barinade#11210 Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:892758075] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>No tracking needed.</quote> Lol okay sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
genesis42 12/23/17 6:47:12 PM #48:	I remember reading an article recently that was posted by some person that mirrored this article, but was posted from the perspective of the opposite side of the left-right spectrum. https://wearyourvoicemag.com/identities/feminism/10-things-intersectional-feminist-first-date It's very likely the article in the OP was just parodying this one considering how insane it sounds to your average normal person. --- GT: SevenDeadlySins ll PSN: Seven-DeadIySins http://i.imgur.com/E5N4O81.gif https://i.imgur.com/oipP5TH.gifv <cite>genesis42 posted [p:892758203] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>I remember reading an article recently that was posted by some person that mirrored this article, but was posted from the perspective of the opposite side of the left-right spectrum. https://wearyourvoicemag.com/identities/feminism/10-things-intersectional-feminist-first-date It's very likely the article in the OP was just parodying this one considering how insane it sounds to your average normal person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 12/23/17 6:47:45 PM #49:	Antifar posted... Bad_Mojo posted... That has to be satire It is not. This is the sort of shit Kurt Schlicter actually believes https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/869199633632837632 https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/886664128030322688 https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/674364655725355008 It'd be very difficult to create a better caricature of a right winger whose politics are based purely in anger. this guy is a character created by Felix Beiderman --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:892758230] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>That has to be satire</quote> It is not. This is the sort of shit Kurt Schlicter actually believes https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/869199633632837632 https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/886664128030322688 https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/674364655725355008 It'd be very difficult to create a better caricature of a right winger whose politics are based purely in anger.</quote> this guy is a character created by Felix Beiderman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 12/23/17 6:49:12 PM #50:	I passed. :) --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:892758294] in 11 Things ... [t:76129815]...</cite> <quote>I passed. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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