Current Events > 11 Things Every Real Conservative Should Ask On A First Date *trigger warning*

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The Admiral posted...

hockeybub89 posted...

The Admiral posted...

hockeybub89 posted...

It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.

How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you?

Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair.

Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE.

A lot of words to justify being a general failure compared to people you seem to dislike. And like any coward, you just blame it on unfairness rather than your own limitations.

Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable. Hopefully Christmas will get you out of this funk.

How much do you even know about me? I express a lot of issues with America, but the government didn't cause my problems. Trump didn't abandon my family or give me daily pain. I still hate him and his ideas, though. The problems I've had are technically my shortcomings, but beyond my control and not due to stupidity and laziness. All things considered, I haven't given up and I'm fairly satisfied with life at the moment.

My uncle died and I'm not going to be able to make the funeral. I realize I am a little more angry and vulgar today, though I mean the general gist. CE is not a great way to cope, yet this isn't my first time using it as such.
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Woo lawdy that was bad
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You know this is a GOAT list, search your feelings, you know it must be true.
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1. Do you believe that any groups lives matter more than others?

No. All lives of all individuals of all groups matter. But all individuals must keep off my lawn.

2. How many genders are there?

There are two sexes. Gender is such a politically and ideologically loaded word I don't use it anymore.

3. How do you work to dismantle sexism in your life?

By holding both sexes to the same standard and treating them equally.

4. What are your thoughts on guns?

Everyone who has not initiated aggression and isn't mentally incapacitated should be permitted to have one.

Everyone who has initiated aggression should have one too, and be shipped away where they can use it to defend themselves.

Everyone who is mentally incapacitated should have one too and their family should be held responsible for keeping them out of public.

5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery?

Only if we agree to defend them from invasion. But we shouldn't be sending them money they haven't earned or weapons they haven't paid for. We should also call them out on their acts of aggression against neighbors.

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism?

Initiation of aggression, violation of treaties, and poor faith is bad. All else is fair. Take that how you will.

7. Do you think socialism is wonderful?

Sure, if it's voluntary and works. If it doesn't work, it's suboptimal. If it's not voluntary, it's a bad thing. My problem with like 99% of modern socialists is that they want to impose their socialist ideals on other people.
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8. Do you believe in climate change?

Sure. Anthropogenic? Perhaps. But the proposed solutions create more problems than they solve.

9. Do you support people from Islamic countries?

What does that even mean? I support their right to live how they please, granted they respect my right to live how I please.

10. So, what do you think of CNN and the mainstream media?

Mass media was a mistake.

11. So, do you consider yourself Never Trump?

Until he topples the leader of a sovereign state that didn't attack us, I'll consider myself neutral at worst and a supporter at best.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Is this satire?

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The Admiral posted...

hockeybub89 posted...

The Admiral posted...

hockeybub89 posted...

It's nice to see the mentally disabled finding work.

How does it make you feel then knowing this guy is richer and more successful than you?

Just fine, honestly. So are Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Life isn't always fair.

Not all pleasure is derived from being richer and more successful than someone else and it also isn't how we judge mental capacity. Maybe that kind of mentality is why you're so fucking miserable on CE.

A lot of words to justify being a general failure compared to people you seem to dislike. And like any coward, you just blame it on unfairness rather than your own limitations.

Also, going by the multiple meltdowns youve been having today across topics, you seem to be quite miserable. Hopefully Christmas will get you out of this funk.

what an embarrassing person you are
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every day I thank god I wasn't born stupid enough to be a conservative
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Kurt Schlichter is such a psycho piece of shit.
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bevan306 posted...

every day I thank god I wasn't born stupid enough to be a conservative

That's a mighty presumptuous assertion.

Bullet_Wing posted...

bevan306 posted...

every day I thank god I wasn't born stupid enough to be a conservative

I think the worst part of Trump's presidency is that conservatives are now lumped in with the alt right nutjobs who worship Trump.

Pretty sure the only conservatives that don't like Trump are the die-hard neocons, the radical/racialist wing of the alt right, and what remains of the Johnson Libertarians. Even his more pragmatic-minded naysayers are willing to roll with the coalition.
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As a non-American (who isnt living in America) I can sympathize with the first point. I would certainly prioritize the lives of my own other that of Americans and other foreigners.
And no, the formation of a treasonous state was not the greatest achievement of colonial powers. Not even close lmao.
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The Admiral posted...

Hopefully Christmas will get you out of this funk.

>talking about holiday spirit while trying as hard as you can at making someone feel bad

you're kind of a bad person
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