Current Events > I literally farted out McDonald's egg.

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AzurexNightmare 10/19/17 3:54:14 PM #1:	One time a few years ago I ate some McDonald's breakfast (egg and sausage) burritos and I was hungover so I had diarrhea and, incidentally, I was going commando and my sweat pants also had a hole in them where my ass is. I farted one of those fucked up sounding farts and a piece of egg flew out of my ass and landed on the floor of my room. I didn't notice until later that there was egg with crap on the floor. Put pants to wash and cleaned room and forgot about it until today. :p --- Posted using GameFlux <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:888743641] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>One time a few years ago I ate some McDonald's breakfast (egg and sausage) burritos and I was hungover so I had diarrhea and, incidentally, I was going commando and my sweat pants also had a hole in them where my ass is. I farted one of those fucked up sounding farts and a piece of egg flew out of my ass and landed on the floor of my room. I didn't notice until later that there was egg with crap on the floor. Put pants to wash and cleaned room and forgot about it until today. :p</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
megamanfreakXD 10/19/17 3:55:00 PM #2:	Only on CE --- http://i.imgur.com/jS8HuXy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/W23cMOU.png <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:888743704] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>Only on CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 10/19/17 3:55:04 PM #3:	nice dude --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:888743707] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>nice dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yamucha 10/19/17 3:55:15 PM #4:	"Farted" --- I am K_M <cite>Yamucha posted [p:888743720] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>"Farted"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP- 10/19/17 3:55:18 PM #5:	megamanfreakXD posted... Only on CE --- http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f my favorite albums <cite>SMAP- posted [p:888743729] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>megamanfreakXD posted...</cite> <quote>Only on CE</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 10/19/17 3:56:04 PM #6:	--- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:888743780] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 10/19/17 3:56:51 PM #7:	Great topic --- Hey kiddies <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:888743833] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>Great topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 10/19/17 4:05:31 PM #8:	megamanfreakXD posted... Only on CE AvlButtslam posted... Great topic --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:888744380] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>megamanfreakXD posted...</cite> <quote>Only on CE</quote> <cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>Great topic</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver Bearings 10/19/17 4:05:37 PM #9:	Man, the planets must have aligned for the egg to come out of your hole, the hole in the pants, and have enough exit velocity to shoot away from you to the floor. Unless you were sitting and there was another hole in the chair. --- "Employee demonstrates an acceptable level of competence." #2 Tom Brady Fan, Local Disc Golf Champion <cite>Silver Bearings posted [p:888744386] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>Man, the planets must have aligned for the egg to come out of your hole, the hole in the pants, and have enough exit velocity to shoot away from you to the floor. Unless you were sitting and there was another hole in the chair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/19/17 4:06:40 PM #10:	this topic makes me feel strange. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:888744450] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>this topic makes me feel strange.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 10/19/17 4:08:50 PM #12:	@Burnt_Puke82 <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:888744570] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>@Burnt_Puke82</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/19/17 4:08:58 PM #13:	--- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:888744587] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/19/17 4:09:49 PM #14:	megamanfreakXD posted... Only on CE --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:888744642] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>megamanfreakXD posted...</cite> <quote>Only on CE</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 10/19/17 4:12:25 PM #15:	AzurexNightmare posted... One time a few years ago I ate some McDonald's breakfast (egg and sausage) burritos and I was hungover so I had diarrhea and, incidentally, I was going commando and my sweat pants also had a hole in them where my ass is. I farted one of those fucked up sounding farts and a piece of egg flew out of my ass and landed on the floor of my room. I didn't notice until later that there was egg with crap on the floor. Put pants to wash and cleaned room and forgot about it until today. :p --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad (4-2): https://i.imgur.com/E69RciN.png (Updated Weekly) <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:888744803] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>AzurexNightmare posted...</cite> <quote>One time a few years ago I ate some McDonald's breakfast (egg and sausage) burritos and I was hungover so I had diarrhea and, incidentally, I was going commando and my sweat pants also had a hole in them where my ass is. I farted one of those fucked up sounding farts and a piece of egg flew out of my ass and landed on the floor of my room. I didn't notice until later that there was egg with crap on the floor. Put pants to wash and cleaned room and forgot about it until today. :p</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 10/19/17 4:26:42 PM #16:	FLUFFYGERM posted... @Burnt_Puke82 lol --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:888745716] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>@Burnt_Puke82</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOKR_bAd_habitz 10/19/17 4:28:21 PM #17:	AvlButtslam posted... Great topic --- "THAT is fear, that is what I am..." - Batman <cite>JOKR_bAd_habitz posted [p:888745825] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>Great topic</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TroutPaste 10/19/17 4:29:32 PM #18:	@_@ --- Cleveland/Columbus sports fan Games: Xenoblade Chronicles, Ghost Recon Wildlands, Resident Evil 7, Sonic Mania, Dragon Age Origins, Persona 3 FES, Pikmin <cite>TroutPaste posted [p:888745891] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>@_@</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 10/19/17 6:49:47 PM #19:	Silver Bearings posted... Man, the planets must have aligned for the egg to come out of your hole, the hole in the pants, and have enough exit velocity to shoot away from you to the floor. Unless you were sitting and there was another hole in the chair. Not to mention that I decided to go commando at the same time. --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:888754321] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>Silver Bearings posted...</cite> <quote>Man, the planets must have aligned for the egg to come out of your hole, the hole in the pants, and have enough exit velocity to shoot away from you to the floor. Unless you were sitting and there was another hole in the chair.</quote> Not to mention that I decided to go commando at the same time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 10/19/17 7:15:34 PM #20:	That's what I call huevos rancheros. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:888755828] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>That's what I call huevos rancheros.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/19/17 7:28:17 PM #21:	Thank you for the good laugh TC --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:888756594] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>Thank you for the good laugh TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 10/19/17 7:29:18 PM #22:	... --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:888756646] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 10/19/17 10:48:15 PM #23:	Returning_CEmen posted... Thank you for the good laugh TC No problem thank McDonald's --- Brought to you by GameFlux Free GameFAQs app on Google Play! <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:888768372] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>Thank you for the good laugh TC</quote> No problem thank McDonald's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 10/20/17 2:54:10 AM #24:	Bump to enlighten more ppl --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:888778837] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>Bump to enlighten more ppl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eerieka 10/20/17 2:57:56 AM #25:	--- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:888778939] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 10/20/17 3:05:35 AM #26:	Eerieka posted... Zelda cartoon was ahead of its time. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:888779151] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eerieka posted...</cite> <quote></quote> Zelda cartoon was ahead of its time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 3:07:00 AM #27:	Remember when ace content like this was the norm here? --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888779194] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>Remember when ace content like this was the norm here?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/20/17 3:13:15 AM #28:	See this is what CE needs more of. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:888779369] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>See this is what CE needs more of.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 10/20/17 3:23:38 AM #30:	megamanfreakXD posted... Only on CE AvlButtslam posted... Great topic Johnny_Nutcase posted... See this is what CE needs more of. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:888779602] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote><cite>megamanfreakXD posted...</cite> <quote>Only on CE</quote> <cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>Great topic</quote> <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>See this is what CE needs more of.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 10/20/17 3:23:41 AM #31:	10/10 CE topic This is high quality shit. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:888779604] in I literall... [t:75897092]...</cite> <quote>10/10 CE topic This is high quality shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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