Poll of the Day > mfw she tells me she's 15

(+) Yeah! (+)

Me: Bullshit

Her: what I'm completely serious

Me: wtf you look way older

Her: yeah I get that all the time

Me(internally) : FUCK

The acne I guess was a giveaway but she def has a woman's figure. About 5'6 and very curvy....

Unlucky

Um
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I'd say something, but it's only get modded. So I'll just give the response to someone else saying what I would've said. (fuck yeah)
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No I didn't have sex with her beforehand you sickos

Just someone I was kinda flirting with after meeting

But yeah I'm so sad now she's pretty cute

GrimCyclone posted...

I'd say something, but it's only get modded. So I'll just give the response to someone else saying what I would've said. (fuck yeah)

I can't do that lmao.

Not even 17 like 15.

If I still see her in 3 years then maybe >___>

om
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There's a 25 year old I also like that works with her, guess I don't have to choose which one to go for anymore lmao

OmegaTomHank posted...

No I didn't have sex with her beforehand you sickos

Just someone I was kinda flirting with after meeting

But yeah I'm so sad now she's pretty cute

Ain't nothing wrong with making sweet love to a woman. Just because other monkeys tell you it's wrong. We're animals. Other animals don't let our foolish monkey notion of right and wrong get in their way.

Take this cow for instance. He cows all day with no other cows bothering him about how he cows. He just cows. Moral of the story: Just cow.

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She's still too young...

I'd feel guilty.

Ironically this is the exact same thing that happened to my dad when he first met my mom at a club.

Pics, obviously
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GrimCyclone posted...

Ain't nothing wrong with making sweet love to a woman. Just because other monkeys tell you it's wrong. We're animals. Other animals don't let our foolish monkey notion of right and wrong get in their way.

Uh... There is a thing called Law that says it's wrong to have sex with someone not of a legal age. So unless you want to end up having to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life, I wouldn't suggest going for someone under the legal age.
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OmegaTomHank posted...

Ironically this is the exact same thing that happened to my dad when he first met my mom at a club.

So, it runs in the family, does it?
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My mom was 24 when she had me

YahooPoster posted...

Um

Smarkil posted...

om

Zanimar posted...

GrimCyclone posted...

Ain't nothing wrong with making sweet love to a woman. Just because other monkeys tell you it's wrong. We're animals. Other animals don't let our foolish monkey notion of right and wrong get in their way.

Uh... There is a thing called Law that says it's wrong to have sex with someone not of a legal age. So unless you want to end up having to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life, I wouldn't suggest going for someone under the legal age.

Grim is probably one of those college-age dudes who doesn't actually go to college or work so he has all the time in the world to hit on high school freshmen. Or even younger, I guess? This was a bad one Grim, even for you.
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GrimCyclone posted...

OmegaTomHank posted...

No I didn't have sex with her beforehand you sickos

Just someone I was kinda flirting with after meeting

But yeah I'm so sad now she's pretty cute

Ain't nothing wrong with making sweet love to a woman. Just because other monkeys tell you it's wrong. We're animals. Other animals don't let our foolish monkey notion of right and wrong get in their way.

Take this cow for instance. He cows all day with no other cows bothering him about how he cows. He just cows. Moral of the story: Just cow.

You disgust me, ok?
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On a similar subject, I hate when you see someone from behind and they look really good... then you see their front and it's like "ok, you're clearly a little on the young side"
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rexcrk posted...

On a similar subject, I hate when you see someone from behind and they look really good... then you see their front and it's like "ok, you're clearly a little on the flat side"

fix'd
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tc, you should be castrated, or fucking put down, ok?

i'm not against having both done, either, ok?
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Isn't this post an admission of guilt to statutory r***? (I forget if we're allowed to say the whole word)
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I don't like anything about this topic
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Isn't this post an admission of guilt to statutory r***? (I forget if we're allowed to say the whole word)

OmegaTomHank posted...

No I didn't have sex with her beforehand you sickos

MabinogiFan posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Isn't this post an admission of guilt to statutory r***? (I forget if we're allowed to say the whole word)

OmegaTomHank posted...

No I didn't have sex with her beforehand you sickos

oo
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Around a year too young for me.
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If she was 17 going on 18 I wouldve got her number at least.

>.>

15 is just like...

bruh why you trapping dudes for...you know im well too old for u

At least she didnt lie to me about her age...thats actually kinda scary now that I think about it...

wwinterj25 posted...

Around a year too young for me.

Fuck you're gross.

OmegaTomHank posted...

If she was 17 going on 18 I wouldve got her number at least.

>.>

15 is just like...

bruh why you trapping dudes for...you know im well too old for u

At least she didnt lie to me about her age...thats actually kinda scary now that I think about it...

How old are you?
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Lil69Leo posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

Around a year too young for me.

Fuck you're gross.

16's legal, brah.
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Lil69Leo posted...

Fuck you're gross.

It's because that would make them too old isn't it?
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Never have sex with someone who could conceivably be underage without verifying for a fact that they've reached the AoC.

Currant_Kaiser posted...

Never have sex with someone who could conceivably be underage without verifying for a fact that they've reached the AoC.

Yes, remember to card people you're planning to pick up, that'll set the mood.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Currant_Kaiser posted...

Never have sex with someone who could conceivably be underage without verifying for a fact that they've reached the AoC.

Yes, remember to card people you're planning to pick up, that'll set the mood.

Not saying you have to outright demand to confirm their age via their card, but maybe look them up online first.

Currant_Kaiser posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Currant_Kaiser posted...

Never have sex with someone who could conceivably be underage without verifying for a fact that they've reached the AoC.

Yes, remember to card people you're planning to pick up, that'll set the mood.

Not saying you have to outright demand to confirm their age via their card, but maybe look them up online first.

Think they may be a kid? Look for them on Facebook.

That doesn't sound right either.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Think they may be a kid? Look for them on Facebook.

lol

You've got things to learn, buddy.

Yeah, me not being well-versed in cyberstalking children makes me the weird one here.
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I said nothing about you being weird, just that you're unlearned.

And I'm not well-versed in cyberstalking children, I just know that it's easy to access public records and find out very basic information about people if you need to know it. Although there's a good chance Facebook would clue you in on her actual age, it'd just be less convenient.

Currant_Kaiser posted...

I just know that it's easy to access public records and find out very basic information about people if you need to know it.

Do you often hunt down info on people you're attracted to? That's really creepy.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Currant_Kaiser posted...

I just know that it's easy to access public records and find out very basic information about people if you need to know it.

Do you often hunt down info on people you're attracted to? That's really creepy.

No, I've never once used it for that purpose. Yeesh, take the suggestion and quit being a grump. And it takes, like, all of two seconds, so "hunt down" is just dishonest.
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I suppose for a battle-hardened kidnapper it would only take 2 seconds to look up a kid's personal details.

Just stop before you get modded for illegal activities.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

I suppose for a battle-hardened kidnapper it would only take 2 seconds to look up a kid's personal details.

Just stop before you get modded for illegal activities.

Well now you're just trolling. I'll take my leave now. Good day sir.
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Only took you half an hour to catch on.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Only took you half an hour to catch on.

And yet you still haven't caught on.
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Currant_Kaiser posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Only took you half an hour to catch on.

And yet you still haven't caught on.

Literally makes no sense.
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Currant_Kaiser posted...

I said nothing about you being weird, just that you're unlearned.

And I'm not well-versed in cyberstalking children, I just know that it's easy to access public records and find out very basic information about people if you need to know it. Although there's a good chance Facebook would clue you in on her actual age, it'd just be less convenient.

if the kid is 15 they probably don't even have a facebook. instagram and snapchat are where it's at for that age group

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Currant_Kaiser posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Only took you half an hour to catch on.

And yet you still haven't caught on.

Literally makes no sense.

Keep thinking on it, it'll come to you.
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TC

No

Abandon.