Poll of the Day > Can I legally murder the person who ate my fudge stripe cookies?

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Smarkil
09/16/17 2:35:35 AM
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I didn't realize you were starting on your winter bulk a little early
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TheCyborgNinja
09/16/17 2:37:16 AM
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I wonder if anyone has an inappropriate nickname for the machine that packages these cookies.
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Revelation34
09/16/17 3:41:38 AM
#7:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
I wonder if anyone has an inappropriate nickname for the machine that packages these cookies.


The Keebler.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/16/17 6:06:34 AM
#8:


Legally? No.

But it would definitely be morally justifiable, and if I were in your jury, I would vote to acquit.


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PK_Spam
09/16/17 10:03:02 AM
#9:


Smarkil posted...
I didn't realize you were starting on your winter bulk a little early

It's okay because I'm constantly fat

With muscle
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wolfy42
09/16/17 1:20:53 PM
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You could get away with it in some states. Temp insanity defense, you needed your cookie fix and your cookies where gone, and the thief just kept denying it, so you had to keep hitting them....it was outside of your control.

Judge likes cookies and your set.
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wolfy42
09/16/17 1:22:46 PM
#11:


PK_Spam walks into court.
Court Reporter "Prosiding today will be Judge Cookie Monster, please rise"
PK_Spam "YES!!!!"


Total win.
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