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ItsVinceRusso
09/13/17 8:40:14 AM
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Any ideas for a thesis statement
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josifrees
09/13/17 8:41:04 AM
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Thesis: BEN franklin invented electricity
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Duncanwii
09/13/17 8:43:40 AM
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He didn't "invent" electricity, it's always been there, he just discovered you can harness it into a form of fuel.
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Ricemills
09/13/17 8:44:29 AM
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start over.
he didnt invent electricity.
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josifrees
09/13/17 8:44:48 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
He didn't "invent" electricity, it's always been there, he just discovered you can harness it into a form of fuel.


You are completely wrong
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DocileOrangeCup
09/13/17 8:46:41 AM
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Ben Franklin got hit by lightning which was super super super super super super super super super supersuper super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super fortunate because now we have electricity and him to thank for it thank you.
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Darksaber310
09/13/17 8:53:24 AM
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I mean, his motivations for doing it? He could? He observed an unexplained phenomena and rather than throwing his arms into the air and yelling Godsus! He decided to perform experimentation? He wasn't inventing electricity, he was learning about the world around him.
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Doom_Art
09/13/17 8:55:01 AM
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Ben Franklin discovered electricity because he wanted to build an electrified whore machine


Ben Franklin was the one with all the mistresses right
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AlisLandale
09/13/17 8:55:16 AM
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Just ignore the electricity and make the paper about his manwhore exploits.
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eston
09/13/17 8:59:51 AM
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The Admiral
09/13/17 9:03:54 AM
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eston posted...
I thought he was a thief. Or was that Thomas Edison?


That's Internet pseudo-history. The myth is that Edison sabotaged and ripped off Tesla.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/13/17 9:04:38 AM
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Just make the whole essay about Tesla
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/13/17 9:08:42 AM
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He wanted to see the V at night
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mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:12:26 AM
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he was trying to enhance his orgasms
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fan357
09/13/17 9:23:07 AM
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Bennny Frank made electricity so he could look up hot anime girla
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Holy_Cloud105
09/13/17 9:24:40 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Ben Franklin discovered electricity because he wanted to build an electrified whore machine


Ben Franklin was the one with all the mistresses right

According to his bio in Assassin's Creed 3 he was quite the man whore.
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A_Good_Boy
09/13/17 9:26:13 AM
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He invented electricity because he first invented the electric buttplug and needed a way to power it. He discovered that if he tied a string to the plug, attached it to a kite, and let it fly through the window when he was getting busy he'd have his mistresses going fucking wild like the world has never seen before.
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tremain07
09/13/17 9:27:07 AM
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200 words is pretty easy TC, just structure it like starting out with the infamous kite experiment then going *Record Scratch* Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got into this mess, we'll for that we'll have to go back, back to the very beginning. *rewind noises*
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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 9:32:56 AM
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Isn't that only like two pages
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lilORANG
09/13/17 9:34:28 AM
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Ben Franklin: The Most Shocking President
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ProfDE
09/13/17 12:05:46 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Ben Franklin is the Devil!


I was waiting to see if this would come up.
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