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Verdekal 09/04/17 6:55:15 PM #1: |
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K181 09/04/17 6:56:39 PM #2: |
Wow, so the Navy would make him change his name, too? That's harsh.
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OrtegaTron 09/04/17 6:58:06 PM #3: |
He'd be a commander, which actually sounds cooler.
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WilliamPorygon 09/04/17 6:58:50 PM #4: |
If Captain Crunch got packed into a container too small for him he'd be Captain Scrunch
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Guerrilla Soldier 09/04/17 7:01:06 PM #5: |
why would his name change?
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RickyTheBAWSE 09/04/17 7:01:26 PM #6: |
if Captain Crunch were given control of a region and paid with Tootsie Pops, he'd be Lord Lick.
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AeroFlash15 09/04/17 7:01:32 PM #7: |
If Captain Crunch got promoted from a breakfast cereal he'd be Captain Lunch.
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Verdekal 09/04/17 7:01:47 PM #8: |
If he got promoted back up a rank, he'd be Commander Gnaw.
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BuckVanHammer 09/04/17 7:03:06 PM #9: |
Lieutenant Lacerate maybe
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DevsBro 09/04/17 7:03:44 PM #10: |
If Captain Crunch became a detective, he'd be called Captain Hunch.
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jborgan 09/04/17 7:08:47 PM #11: |
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cuttin_in_farm 09/04/17 7:10:49 PM #12: |
ITT: not understanding you're s'pose to increase/decrease the degree of the verb "Crunch" with an accompanying title change.
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Shotgunnova 09/04/17 7:13:37 PM #13: |
If Captain Crunch worked with subtitles, he'd be Caption Crunch.
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DevsBro 09/04/17 7:19:16 PM #14: |
ITT: not understanding you're s'pose to increase/decrease the degree of the verb "Crunch" with an accompanying title change. We get that that's what TC wanted to do but it's just not as fun as the traditional way these topics play out. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilJoe457 09/04/17 7:23:01 PM #15: |
If captain crunch was a fan of lil Jon he'd be captain crunk.
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Yaridovich 09/04/17 7:24:42 PM #16: |
If Captain Crunch had a curious idea about solving a case he'd be Captain Hunch
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piUrsEitanizm 09/04/17 7:27:52 PM #17: |
If captain crunch became a porn star his name would be carpet crunch
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Verdekal 09/04/17 8:15:44 PM #18: |
jborgan posted...
Major Masticate Major isn't a naval rank. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 09/04/17 8:16:27 PM #19: |
If Captain Crunch used violence to achieve political aims, he'd be a terrorist.
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jborgan 09/04/17 8:19:23 PM #20: |
Verdekal posted...
jborgan posted...Major Masticate I'm sorry I forgot this was a totally serious topic. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Verdekal 09/04/17 8:20:14 PM #21: |
jborgan posted...
Verdekal posted...jborgan posted...Major Masticate I was being silly by being pretend...serious? idk my BFF Jill? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 09/05/17 7:32:09 PM #22: |
Verdekal posted...
jborgan posted...Major Masticate And Captain is higher than Commander in the Navy, so you already fucked up. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Verdekal 09/05/17 7:43:36 PM #23: |
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Verdekal posted...jborgan posted...Major Masticate Promoted up from Lieutenant. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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