Poll of the Day > You all should get married.

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ha21nagamas
09/04/17 11:02:24 PM
#51:


I want to get married but im to young (17) and i dont have a stable economy.
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Dash_Harber
09/04/17 11:04:20 PM
#52:


Kungfu Kenobi posted...
After 17 years with the same person, the only thing marriage would change are certain tax and legal benefits that don't really apply to us anyway.


Me and my wife are actually common law. We've lived together so long that legally we are recognized as married by the government. You don't have to actually sign a marriage license to access those tax benefits.
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wwinterj25
09/04/17 11:36:55 PM
#53:


Syntheticon posted...
Why, will getting married again change anything about my relationship?


She'll get his nuts in her purse if they split.
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Yellow
09/05/17 12:07:26 AM
#54:


No

I'll do that stuff when I'm old. Right now I live for me.
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Melon_Master
09/05/17 1:24:28 AM
#55:


Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
My wife and I split up, then I fucked her, now she wants me back.

Hoes man.

Prolly preggers.

I bought her the morning after pill and watched her take it.

Yikes.. 0_o
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OS 12TR
09/05/17 1:29:30 AM
#56:


I was engaged, but then I found out my fiance cheated on me for 6 months then left me for some 19 year loser on a student visa from Indonesia. I am done with trying to find love for now. She couldn't handle me going to college and working full time to support us both.
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LeetCheet
09/05/17 1:50:00 AM
#57:


I dunno if I'm ever going to get married. Or lose my virginity for that matter.
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EclairReturns
09/05/17 1:57:51 AM
#58:


LeetCheet posted...
Or lose my virginity for that matter.


This. I'm so busy with school and work that I don't even have a social life (not that I had one to begin with). Oddly, I'm free on weekends but don't know how to meet people. I always think that once I graduate I'll have a little bit more freedom to pursue my own interests rather than being tethered to school. But then again, I wonder how I'm going to have a social life with a full-time job and exams to study for. I don't think I'd have the energy to do both and have the energy to meet and socialize with people. I don't know what's wrong with me. The loneliness is simply too much to bear, and while I'm aware that other people have lives in much worse shape than mine, I still cannot help but feel unsatisfied with my life. I can't meet girls, and I can't meet friends. I'm no socialite, and I have little energy because of my loneliness on weekends. So I don't even have the energy to pursue hobbies other than reading and studying, which most other people would find distaste for. For example, when I think about playing the piano, I think about how pointless it feels. Other people can do it better than I can, and even if I were some musical prodigy, who would even listen to me? What the hell is wrong with me?
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ClarkDuke
09/05/17 1:59:17 AM
#59:


LeetCheet posted...
I dunno if I'm ever going to get married. Or lose my virginity for that matter.

Was there not a car wash girl with scoliosis?
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Yellow
09/05/17 2:26:53 AM
#60:


LeetCheet posted...
I dunno if I'm ever going to get married. Or lose my virginity for that matter.

How have you had a girlfriend for this long and not lost your virginity?
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LeetCheet
09/05/17 3:01:43 AM
#61:


Yellow posted...
LeetCheet posted...
I dunno if I'm ever going to get married. Or lose my virginity for that matter.

How have you had a girlfriend for this long and not lost your virginity?


Yeah it's getting kinda weird actually.

But she has an HPV infection which is why we haven't fucked yet.
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Yellow
09/05/17 3:06:17 AM
#62:


LeetCheet posted...
But she has an HPV infection which is why we haven't fucked yet.

You could still do it with a condom
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LeetCheet
09/05/17 3:22:39 AM
#63:


Yellow posted...
You could still do it with a condom


I've considered that.
She also thinks her body is really ugly for some reason though.

I've tried to tell that's not true because people have always tried to flirt with her.
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KStateKing17
09/05/17 6:43:00 AM
#64:


LeetCheet posted...
Yellow posted...
You could still do it with a condom


I've considered that.
She also thinks her body is really ugly for some reason though.

I've tried to tell that's not true because people have always tried to flirt with her.

Homewreckers smell commitment
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Renraku_San
09/05/17 9:38:59 AM
#65:


SunWuKung420 posted...
It's pretty great.


Not with that ring it's not.
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ZiggiStardust
09/05/17 9:47:33 AM
#66:


Doctor Foxx posted...
Been there done that got the divorce papers

oh.

wow.

what a surprise.

someone didn't want to be married to you?

i'm shocked.

ok?
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Troll_Police_
09/05/17 10:28:43 AM
#67:


jesus christ potd, you are the fucking king arthur of dysfunctional romantic lives.

its really not that hard. i can give you the 2 most important pointers right now

1. stop having shit taste in romantic partners
2. stop being the sort of person someone would need to have shit taste to choose as a romantic partner
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ss4parrothair
09/05/17 10:34:58 AM
#68:


I got married at 18. Tenth year of marriage already here.
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Jen0125
09/05/17 10:55:28 AM
#69:


I don't understand the narrative that has become it's always the woman that's the bad guy in a relationship failure. It seems predominant on the internet. Just makes guys online seem like bitter forever alones.
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Zeus
09/05/17 11:16:03 AM
#70:


helIy posted...
Zeus posted...
It's so great you should do it three or four times!

Personally, I'm not *opposed* to marriage, but my bride's finances would need to be massively better than my own to consider it. I want to be one of the few guys who could get out of a divorce ahead.

zeus wants to be a scumbag, how unsurprising


Helly is sexist, how unsurprising.

Dash_Harber posted...
Kungfu Kenobi posted...
After 17 years with the same person, the only thing marriage would change are certain tax and legal benefits that don't really apply to us anyway.


Me and my wife are actually common law. We've lived together so long that legally we are recognized as married by the government. You don't have to actually sign a marriage license to access those tax benefits.


I hate the idea of common law marriages. It's a stupid practice.
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ZiggiStardust
09/05/17 11:17:30 AM
#71:


Zeus posted...
helIy posted...
Zeus posted...
It's so great you should do it three or four times!

Personally, I'm not *opposed* to marriage, but my bride's finances would need to be massively better than my own to consider it. I want to be one of the few guys who could get out of a divorce ahead.

zeus wants to be a scumbag, how unsurprising

Helly is sexist, how unsurprising.

Ziggi is super-sexy, how unsurprising, ok?
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Far-Queue
09/05/17 12:01:10 PM
#72:


Zeus posted...
I hate the idea of common law marriages. It's a stupid practice.

Not as stupid as your assertion that courts would never award child support or alimony to a spouse who earned more.

As if earned income was the sole determining factor, or judicial discretion wasn't a thing. Or that laws didn't differ state to state.
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Zareth
09/05/17 12:24:41 PM
#73:


Sure, I'll just step right out for a minute and find the perfect person who I can happily spend the rest of my life with, it can't be that hard.
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ZiggiStardust
09/05/17 12:26:07 PM
#74:


Zareth posted...
...the perfect person...

the perfect person doesn't exist. that shit is a myth, ok?

even the happiest of marriages aren't perfect, ok?
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ClarkDuke
09/05/17 2:25:30 PM
#75:


LeetCheet posted...
Yellow posted...
LeetCheet posted...
I dunno if I'm ever going to get married. Or lose my virginity for that matter.

How have you had a girlfriend for this long and not lost your virginity?


Yeah it's getting kinda weird actually.

But she has an HPV infection which is why we haven't fucked yet.

There's an HPV shot now, ok?
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Zeus
09/05/17 2:27:27 PM
#76:


Far-Queue posted...
Zeus posted...
I hate the idea of common law marriages. It's a stupid practice.

Not as stupid as your assertion that courts would never award child support or alimony to a spouse who earned more.

As if earned income was the sole determining factor, or judicial discretion wasn't a thing. Or that laws didn't differ state to state.


Except I literally never said that and, in fact, rather specifically explained that the spouse with majority custody would get child support regardless of finances in most cases. If you're going to strawman me, do a less glaring job of it.

More importantly, if you want to discuss not making sense, you could start with your bizarre nonsequitur reply to my comment. Likewise, if a jurisdiction did exist where a guy making a tenth of what a woman was making had to pay her alimony instead of the other way around just because he's a guy and she's a woman, that would also be a stupid practice.
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Solid Sonic
09/05/17 2:55:10 PM
#77:


I dunno, I question whether or not it's for me.

On one hand I love the idea of finding someone who wants to share their life with you but on the other, I don't know if I'm a very reliable and have the aptitude to live with someone all the time.
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Zeus
09/05/17 3:27:17 PM
#78:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWqPRqjOvU

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
09/06/17 3:41:39 PM
#79:


Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
My wife and I split up, then I fucked her, now she wants me back.

Hoes man.

Prolly preggers.

I bought her the morning after pill and watched her take it.

Good call. Avoid the hi jinx.
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KarsUltimate
09/06/17 8:39:40 PM
#80:


impatientperson posted...
We can't all get married. More than two people is generally frowned upon. There's no way they're gonna let a whole message board full of people get married.

Ah, hell. Poly is where it's at, for reals! Let's all by like Vyse and crew!
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