Current Events > I haven't deeded in like 4 days because I was sick, AMA.

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DocileOrangeCup
08/28/17 11:44:19 PM
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mattnd2007
08/28/17 11:45:06 PM
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deeding is good for your health though. i'm sick and just cranked one out like 10 minutes ago.
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Darklit_Minuet
08/28/17 11:45:10 PM
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If you're gonna lie, can you at least make up a lie that's remotely believable?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 12:09:43 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
deeding is good for your health though. i'm sick and just cranked one out like 10 minutes ago.

Well I was like feverish and in a lot of pain. I'm a bit better now, but I still don't know yet.

Darklit_Minuet posted...
If you're gonna lie, can you at least make up a lie that's remotely believable?

Hey I'm not sexually..... Uh..... Enthralled?
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littlebro07
08/29/17 12:17:05 AM
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Once as a very horny and very ill teenager who hadn't deeded in almost two weeks, I decided to fuck my pillows.

Being horny sucks.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 12:20:24 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Once as a very horny and very ill teenager who hadn't deeded in almost two weeks, I decided to fuck my pillows.

Being horny sucks.

That must have been quite the experience.

Wait How could you not be able to deed whilst being able to fuck a pillow?
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CADE FOSTER
08/29/17 12:21:40 AM
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BeautifulBlaze
08/29/17 12:22:49 AM
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DanielCormier
08/29/17 12:22:50 AM
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I have sinus problems and the few seconds after release is the only time I can breathe right. When I'm having a particularly bad moment, like from a cold or allergies, it's like a second orgasm to take in a really deep breath.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 12:26:10 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
deeding to much can give you enlarged testicle veins look it up

>_________________>

BeautifulBlaze posted...
What was the first thing you deeded to after you got better?

I still haven't yet, I'm currently wielding a dickin time bomb.

DanielCormier posted...
I have sinus problems and the few seconds after release is the only time I can breathe right. When I'm having a particularly bad moment, like from a cold or allergies, it's like a second orgasm to take in a really deep breath.

wow. im sure theres a joke somewhere here but that's just interesting.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 1:36:39 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 6:24:58 PM
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Day 5 of the No Jizz's soon ending intercontinental championship tour
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ShinigamiSoul
08/29/17 6:31:02 PM
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TMI
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 7:04:06 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 8:28:10 PM
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ShinigamiSoul
08/29/17 8:30:56 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
stuff tastres weird

Eww are you eating your stuff?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 8:33:18 PM
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ShinigamiSoul
08/29/17 9:19:19 PM
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Perhaps I shouldn't elaborate
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DocileOrangeCup
08/29/17 9:37:56 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 3:31:47 AM
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joe40001
08/30/17 3:36:20 AM
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I go 4 days all the time for no reason
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 3:39:51 AM
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Why did your nunu have to suffer because the rest of you was sick?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 3:42:03 AM
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joe40001 posted...
I go 4 days all the time for no reason

that is insane

MabusIncarnate posted...
Why did your nunu have to suffer because the rest of you was sick?

i couldnt sit up
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Parappa09
08/30/17 4:15:20 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 4:24:48 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 4:46:26 AM
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Parappa09
08/30/17 4:47:33 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
The Streak!.....Is over...

so quick
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 4:49:10 AM
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Kitt
08/30/17 8:45:32 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
@Kitt are you still going?

I gave in a few days ago.
11 days is okay with me.
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SSJGrimReaper
08/30/17 8:47:02 AM
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the corn finally cobbed
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Kitt
08/30/17 9:01:16 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
the corn finally cobbed

That's how my s/o felt when I told them I gave up and we can start having sex again.
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Parappa09
08/30/17 12:28:42 PM
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@Kitt posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
the corn finally cobbed

That's how my s/o felt when I told them I gave up and we can start having sex again.

you stopped having sex with your s/o as well?
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Kitt
08/30/17 12:29:49 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
@Kitt posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
the corn finally cobbed

That's how my s/o felt when I told them I gave up and we can start having sex again.

you stopped having sex with your s/o as well?

Yes. I was going the whole mile.
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NathanX95
08/30/17 12:32:25 PM
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I'm on day five myself. I keep thinking about this one girl in one of my classes and I've lost almost all desire to deed.
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Parappa09
08/30/17 12:32:56 PM
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Kitt posted...
Parappa09 posted...
@Kitt posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
the corn finally cobbed

That's how my s/o felt when I told them I gave up and we can start having sex again.

you stopped having sex with your s/o as well?

Yes. I was going the whole mile.

i feel bad for your s/o >.> she must have been wanting it
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Ivynn
08/30/17 12:39:33 PM
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Kitt posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
the corn finally cobbed

That's how my s/o felt when I told them I gave up and we can start having sex again.


I don't think my SO would ever put up with that lol
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BootyGif
08/30/17 12:39:58 PM
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Muffinz0rz
08/30/17 12:43:00 PM
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My longest in recent memory was like a week, and that's because my girlfriend is this total dominant and doesn't "allow" me to touch myself (since I only see her on weekends).

Of course that was like a month or so into the relationship, but I soon realized I can deed on like Tuesday and/or Wednesday and still produce enough stuff for a believable claim that I hadn't deeded for a week.
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Master_Bass
08/30/17 12:45:01 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
deeding to much can give you enlarged testicle veins look it up

And that's why China's military is screwed. Chairman Mao is rolling in his grave.
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