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shironinja 08/16/17 1:54:29 AM #1:	... there can be only one PIRATE NINJA View Results ~~.......i.......~~ --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:884863781] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote> ... there can be only one PIRATE NINJA View Results .......i.......</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 08/16/17 2:22:45 AM #2:	both --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:884864693] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/16/17 2:23:50 AM #3:	Ninja = overrated --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:884864730] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Ninja = overrated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/16/17 2:24:10 AM #4:	Pirate --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:884864739] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Pirate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 08/16/17 2:25:12 AM #5:	I wonder if kids these days even know. --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:884864782] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if kids these days even know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 08/16/17 2:26:39 AM #6:	Pirates have guns. --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:884864813] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Pirates have guns.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 08/16/17 2:27:38 AM #7:	Pirate ninja's --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:884864836] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Pirate ninja's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 08/16/17 2:27:55 AM #8:	I would rather be a ninja than a pirate. Historically speaking. Also not historically speaking. Ninja are just cooler. I don't like the ocean :s --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:884864848] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>I would rather be a ninja than a pirate. Historically speaking. Also not historically speaking. Ninja are just cooler. I don't like the ocean :s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 08/16/17 2:29:19 AM #9:	Ninjas protect. Pirates explore. --- No one sings like you anymore <cite>WaterLink posted [p:884864899] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Ninjas protect. Pirates explore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/16/17 2:30:43 AM #10:	WaterLink posted... Samurai protect. Pirates explore. Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:884864952] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Samurai protect. Pirates explore.</quote> Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Path_ 08/16/17 2:33:26 AM #11:	WeebFAQs <cite>Path_ posted [p:884865051] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>WeebFAQs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 08/16/17 2:34:39 AM #12:	Path_ posted... WeebFAQs There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:884865092] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Path_ posted...</cite> <quote>WeebFAQs</quote> There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Path_ 08/16/17 2:36:28 AM #13:	Gamer99z posted... Path_ posted... WeebFAQs There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning. yeah... i'm hella confused lol <cite>Path_ posted [p:884865152] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Path_ posted...</cite> <quote>WeebFAQs</quote> There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning.</quote> yeah... i'm hella confused lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 08/16/17 2:40:07 AM #14:	Offworlder1 posted... Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself. Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding). --- No one sings like you anymore <cite>WaterLink posted [p:884865255] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people</quote> Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself. Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 08/16/17 2:42:30 AM #15:	Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:884865328] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/16/17 2:45:04 AM #16:	TheMarthKoopa posted... Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit This is such a weeb reply. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:884865400] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit</quote> This is such a weeb reply.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/16/17 2:52:40 AM #17:	WaterLink posted... Offworlder1 posted... Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself. Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding). Triggered weeb response. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:884865612] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people</quote> Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself. Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding).</quote> Triggered weeb response.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 08/16/17 3:46:45 AM #18:	A lot of being a ninja was about being a spy --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:884866987] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>A lot of being a ninja was about being a spy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/16/17 3:49:05 AM #19:	TheMarthKoopa posted... Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit all positives except boat shit being boring. that's true, but that's why they plunder every chance they get --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:884867060] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit</quote> all positives except boat shit being boring. that's true, but that's why they plunder every chance they get</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 08/16/17 3:50:39 AM #20:	Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies. --- What's cooler than werewolf? Wereman! <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:884867097] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WafflehouseJK 08/16/17 3:51:21 AM #21:	As a kid, I would have said ninjas. Now that I'm older, pirates. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:884867111] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>As a kid, I would have said ninjas. Now that I'm older, pirates.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 08/16/17 3:52:03 AM #22:	The pirate has a gun. Probably three or four. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:884867121] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>The pirate has a gun. Probably three or four.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/16/17 3:52:59 AM #23:	Sami1000 posted... Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies. being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:884867141] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote>Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.</quote> being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 08/16/17 3:55:08 AM #24:	Sami1000 posted... pirates are drunk all the time Drunken styles of fighting exist because of their unpredictable nature --- No one sings like you anymore <cite>WaterLink posted [p:884867188] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote>pirates are drunk all the time</quote> Drunken styles of fighting exist because of their unpredictable nature</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samurontai 08/16/17 3:58:01 AM #25:	Offworlder1 posted... WaterLink posted... Samurai protect. Pirates explore. Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands. Ninjas protected their lands against Robin and corrupt samurai.... pretty sure that's exactly how "ninjas" became a thing to begin with --- http://i.imgur.com/Scl5rwX.gif http://i.imgur.com/Fjgt7Qq.gif http://i.imgur.com/NidhAni.gif http://i.imgur.com/IGIbQPk.gif <cite>Samurontai posted [p:884867259] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Samurai protect. Pirates explore.</quote> Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands.</quote> Ninjas protected their lands against Robin and corrupt samurai.... pretty sure that's exactly how "ninjas" became a thing to begin with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 08/16/17 4:17:08 AM #26:	UnholyMudcrab posted... The pirate has a gun. Probably three or four. Ninja used all the latest tech, including flintlock guns --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:884867662] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>The pirate has a gun. Probably three or four.</quote> Ninja used all the latest tech, including flintlock guns</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/16/17 5:14:09 AM #27:	lol kiddies go play CElda --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:884868699] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>lol kiddies go play CElda</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 08/16/17 5:20:15 AM #28:	ThyCorndog posted... Sami1000 posted... Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies. being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage? --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:884868795] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote>Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.</quote> being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster</quote> Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 08/16/17 6:15:00 AM #29:	awesome999 posted... ThyCorndog posted... Sami1000 posted... Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies. being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage? --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:884869852] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote>Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.</quote> being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster</quote> Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 08/16/17 6:17:27 AM #30:	Ninjas flip out and kill people --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:884869904] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Ninjas flip out and kill people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 08/16/17 6:24:34 AM #33:	Pirates have fun with their lives and recklessly pursue hedonism. Ninjas live like monks, never speaking or doing anything sociable. Pirates for sure. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:884870037] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Pirates have fun with their lives and recklessly pursue hedonism. Ninjas live like monks, never speaking or doing anything sociable. Pirates for sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/16/17 6:32:26 AM #34:	BettyB0op08 posted... Pirates were rapists They both killed people. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:884870190] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>BettyB0op08 posted...</cite> <quote>Pirates were rapists</quote> They both killed people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/16/17 6:41:22 AM #35:	BettyB0op08 posted... Pirates were rapists Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:884870346] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>BettyB0op08 posted...</cite> <quote>Pirates were rapists</quote> Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/16/17 6:46:31 AM #36:	pinky0926 posted... BettyB0op08 posted... Pirates were rapists Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant. Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure? --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:884870458] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BettyB0op08 posted...</cite> <quote>Pirates were rapists</quote> Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.</quote> Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/16/17 6:47:45 AM #37:	Sativa_Rose posted... pinky0926 posted... BettyB0op08 posted... Pirates were rapists Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant. Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure? Correct, however straw hat luffy is definitely based on a true story --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:884870489] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BettyB0op08 posted...</cite> <quote>Pirates were rapists</quote> Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.</quote> Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure?</quote> Correct, however straw hat luffy is definitely based on a true story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/16/17 6:49:08 AM #38:	Keira Knightley is based on a historical figure too --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:884870513] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Keira Knightley is based on a historical figure too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 08/16/17 6:59:57 AM #39:	Pirates are riddled with disease so they would probably die while the ninjas hide in trees or whatever. --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:884870754] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Pirates are riddled with disease so they would probably die while the ninjas hide in trees or whatever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 08/16/17 7:03:55 AM #40:	Ninjas will just use their magic eye powers to engulf all the pirates in an unholy black flame --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:884870846] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Ninjas will just use their magic eye powers to engulf all the pirates in an unholy black flame</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/16/17 10:14:20 AM #41:	_____Cait posted... Pirates are riddled with disease so they would probably die while the ninjas hide in trees or whatever. they have powerful immune systems from being exposed to so many diseases and the ninja would die from being near him --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:884876426] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>_____Cait posted...</cite> <quote>Pirates are riddled with disease so they would probably die while the ninjas hide in trees or whatever.</quote> they have powerful immune systems from being exposed to so many diseases and the ninja would die from being near him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 08/16/17 10:43:06 AM #42:	Sativa_Rose posted... BettyB0op08 posted... Pirates were rapists They both killed people. I would rather be a murderer than a murderer and rapist --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:884877666] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BettyB0op08 posted...</cite> <quote>Pirates were rapists</quote> They both killed people.</quote> I would rather be a murderer than a murderer and rapist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 08/16/17 10:45:13 AM #43:	TheMarthKoopa posted... Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit Rebels --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:884877760] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit</quote> Rebels</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 08/16/17 10:49:57 AM #44:	Can we talk a little about Pirates? And about how they had a tidy little corner of the New World on complete lockdown for a good while? Ninjas have martial arts, mysticism, and yaoi fanfiction, but here's what you may not know about pirates. You see, way back in the 17th century, being a sailor sucked ass. You were either a slave to a merchant vessel, with your wages manipulated and withheld to control you; or forcibly conscripted into the Navy. Living conditions for sailors on voyage have been described as barely above those given to slaves and criminals. Then came pirates, who said "Fuck this bullshit." They developed a system of democracy, and, in a number of ways, were more lucrative and -more importantly- more fair to anyone on the crew. Not that pirates were particularly nice people. Freedom and democracy only goes so far when you steal, rape, murder, and bribe. And how well the pirate ethos benefited a sailor depended on the captain. But for a good while, pirates were THE people not to fuck with. They were a giant middle finger to the overbearing, oppressive government atmosphere at the time. Remember in 'Black Sails' when Charles Vane sailed a burning ship into a naval barricade and it fucking exploded, while him and Blackbeard escaped by night? That's not Premium Cable flourish. That actually happened. Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates. --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:884877970] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Can we talk a little about Pirates? And about how they had a tidy little corner of the New World on complete lockdown for a good while? Ninjas have martial arts, mysticism, and yaoi fanfiction, but here's what you may not know about pirates. You see, way back in the 17th century, being a sailor sucked ass. You were either a slave to a merchant vessel, with your wages manipulated and withheld to control you; or forcibly conscripted into the Navy. Living conditions for sailors on voyage have been described as barely above those given to slaves and criminals. Then came pirates, who said "Fuck this bullshit." They developed a system of democracy, and, in a number of ways, were more lucrative and -more importantly- more fair to anyone on the crew. Not that pirates were particularly nice people. Freedom and democracy only goes so far when you steal, rape, murder, and bribe. And how well the pirate ethos benefited a sailor depended on the captain. But for a good while, pirates were THE people not to fuck with. They were a giant middle finger to the overbearing, oppressive government atmosphere at the time. Remember in 'Black Sails' when Charles Vane sailed a burning ship into a naval barricade and it fucking exploded, while him and Blackbeard escaped by night? That's not Premium Cable flourish. That actually happened. Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 08/16/17 10:50:31 AM #45:	Wow did I just wake up in 2006? Anyway, in even numbers, Ninja would stomp if they were allowed the element of surprise but despite some training they weren't nearly as skilled at combat as at assassination. Might be close considering pirates have guns and work better ad a team. Plus, many were actually ex soldiers. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:884877994] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Wow did I just wake up in 2006? Anyway, in even numbers, Ninja would stomp if they were allowed the element of surprise but despite some training they weren't nearly as skilled at combat as at assassination. Might be close considering pirates have guns and work better ad a team. Plus, many were actually ex soldiers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 08/16/17 10:52:11 AM #46:	AlisLandale posted... Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates. Pirates aren't cool at all. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:884878070] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.</quote> Pirates aren't cool at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/16/17 10:53:53 AM #47:	Veggeta_MAX posted... AlisLandale posted... Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates. Pirates aren't cool at all. cooler than ninjas. ninjas are larpers and can't fight as well as pirates. just a bunch of farmers with myth on their side to make them seem scarier. ex navymen and sailors > ex farmers and peasants --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:884878140] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta_MAX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.</quote> Pirates aren't cool at all.</quote> cooler than ninjas. ninjas are larpers and can't fight as well as pirates. just a bunch of farmers with myth on their side to make them seem scarier. ex navymen and sailors > ex farmers and peasants</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 08/16/17 11:00:16 AM #48:	If a pirate actually spots a ninja, then the ninja deserves to die. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:884878407] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>If a pirate actually spots a ninja, then the ninja deserves to die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 08/16/17 11:07:06 AM #49:	WTF Ninjas are farmers lmao. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:884878746] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>WTF Ninjas are farmers lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 08/16/17 4:13:29 PM #50:	Ninja hiding in the dark? Pirate takes off his eyepatch. Checkmate. Pirates wore eyepatches so one eye could be always adjusted to darkness. They're literally a direct counter to ninjas. --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:884896337] in Pirates vs... [t:75675803]...</cite> <quote>Ninja hiding in the dark? Pirate takes off his eyepatch. Checkmate. Pirates wore eyepatches so one eye could be always adjusted to darkness. They're literally a direct counter to ninjas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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