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Ninja = overrated
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
Pirate
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"
I wonder if kids these days even know.
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Pirates have guns.
Pirate ninja's
"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus
I would rather be a ninja than a pirate. Historically speaking. Also not historically speaking. Ninja are just cooler. I don't like the ocean :s
walk like thunder
Ninjas protect. Pirates explore.
No one sings like you anymore
WaterLink posted...
Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands.
Samurai protect. Pirates explore.
Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands.
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"
Path_ posted...
There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning.
WeebFAQs
There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning.
"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus
Gamer99z posted...
yeah... i'm hella confused lol
Path_ posted...
WeebFAQs
There's nothing weeb about pirates though and they're winning.
yeah... i'm hella confused lol
Offworlder1 posted...
Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself.
Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding).
Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people
Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself.
Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding).
No one sings like you anymore
Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit
TheMarthKoopa posted...
This is such a weeb reply.
Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit
This is such a weeb reply.
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
WaterLink posted...
Triggered weeb response.
Offworlder1 posted...
Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people
Why do you think people hire assassins? Just for shits and giggles? They hire them to eliminate threats and by lowering your threats you are also protecting yourself.
Even still, fact still remains they strictly operate on orders. I won't deny the Ninja has a better skill set and if there was a war the ninjas would win, but the pirate life seems much more carefree and discovering new uncharted territory but still not taking shit from authorities (who are the ones that also pay ninjas to do their bidding).
Triggered weeb response.
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"
A lot of being a ninja was about being a spy
walk like thunder
TheMarthKoopa posted...
all positives except boat shit being boring. that's true, but that's why they plunder every chance they get
Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit
all positives except boat shit being boring. that's true, but that's why they plunder every chance they get
Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.
What's cooler than werewolf? Wereman!
As a kid, I would have said ninjas.
Now that I'm older, pirates.
Now that I'm older, pirates.
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The pirate has a gun. Probably three or four.
Sami1000 posted...
being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja
vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster
Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.
being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja
vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster
Sami1000 posted...
Drunken styles of fighting exist because of their unpredictable nature
pirates are drunk all the time
Drunken styles of fighting exist because of their unpredictable nature
No one sings like you anymore
Offworlder1 posted...
Ninjas protected their lands against Robin and corrupt samurai.... pretty sure that's exactly how "ninjas" became a thing to begin with
WaterLink posted...
Samurai protect. Pirates explore.
Ninjas were assassins, they did not protect people, the samurai were the ones who served and protected their lord and his lands.
Ninjas protected their lands against Robin and corrupt samurai.... pretty sure that's exactly how "ninjas" became a thing to begin with
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Ninja used all the latest tech, including flintlock guns
The pirate has a gun. Probably three or four.
Ninja used all the latest tech, including flintlock guns
walk like thunder
lol kiddies go play CElda
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ThyCorndog posted...
Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage?
Sami1000 posted...
Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.
being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja
vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster
Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage?
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awesome999 posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Ninja is an assassin, pirates are drunk all the time and have lots of vitamin defiencies.
being drunk all the time makes them unpredictable because even they don't know how they'll act, let alone the ninja
vitamin deficiencies make them tougher and more desperate, which leads to them fighting better. plus once they eat some oranges they're like 10x healthier, like how piccolo trained with his 1000 lb turban so when he takes it off he's faster
Did you really argue that being drunk in a fight is an advantage?
Ninjas flip out and kill people
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Pirates have fun with their lives and recklessly pursue hedonism. Ninjas live like monks, never speaking or doing anything sociable. Pirates for sure.
CE's Resident Scotsman.
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BettyB0op08 posted...
They both killed people.
Pirates were rapists
They both killed people.
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
BettyB0op08 posted...
Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.
Pirates were rapists
Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
pinky0926 posted...
Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure?
BettyB0op08 posted...
Pirates were rapists
Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.
Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure?
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Sativa_Rose posted...
Correct, however straw hat luffy is definitely based on a true story
pinky0926 posted...
BettyB0op08 posted...
Pirates were rapists
Since pirates and ninjas both were nothing remotely like the fictionalised versions we're talking about, points like this are a bit irrelevant.
Wait are you telling me that Captain Jack Sparrow is not directly based on a historical figure?
Correct, however straw hat luffy is definitely based on a true story
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
Keira Knightley is based on a historical figure too
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Pirates are riddled with disease so they would probably die while the ninjas hide in trees or whatever.
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Ninjas will just use their magic eye powers to engulf all the pirates in an unholy black flame
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_____Cait posted...
they have powerful immune systems from being exposed to so many diseases and the ninja would die from being near him
Pirates are riddled with disease so they would probably die while the ninjas hide in trees or whatever.
they have powerful immune systems from being exposed to so many diseases and the ninja would die from being near him
Sativa_Rose posted...
I would rather be a murderer than a murderer and rapist
BettyB0op08 posted...
Pirates were rapists
They both killed people.
I would rather be a murderer than a murderer and rapist
walk like thunder
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Rebels
Never understood the appeal of pirates. Their outfits are ugly, they all look like they smell REALLY bad, and they just steal shit and do boring boat shit
Rebels
I'm Veggeta X's alt
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Can we talk a little about Pirates? And about how they had a tidy little corner of the New World on complete lockdown for a good while?
Ninjas have martial arts, mysticism, and yaoi fanfiction, but here's what you may not know about pirates.
You see, way back in the 17th century, being a sailor sucked ass. You were either a slave to a merchant vessel, with your wages manipulated and withheld to control you; or forcibly conscripted into the Navy. Living conditions for sailors on voyage have been described as barely above those given to slaves and criminals.
Then came pirates, who said "Fuck this bullshit." They developed a system of democracy, and, in a number of ways, were more lucrative and -more importantly- more fair to anyone on the crew.
Not that pirates were particularly nice people. Freedom and democracy only goes so far when you steal, rape, murder, and bribe. And how well the pirate ethos benefited a sailor depended on the captain. But for a good while, pirates were THE people not to fuck with. They were a giant middle finger to the overbearing, oppressive government atmosphere at the time.
Remember in 'Black Sails' when Charles Vane sailed a burning ship into a naval barricade and it fucking exploded, while him and Blackbeard escaped by night? That's not Premium Cable flourish. That actually happened.
Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.
Ninjas have martial arts, mysticism, and yaoi fanfiction, but here's what you may not know about pirates.
You see, way back in the 17th century, being a sailor sucked ass. You were either a slave to a merchant vessel, with your wages manipulated and withheld to control you; or forcibly conscripted into the Navy. Living conditions for sailors on voyage have been described as barely above those given to slaves and criminals.
Then came pirates, who said "Fuck this bullshit." They developed a system of democracy, and, in a number of ways, were more lucrative and -more importantly- more fair to anyone on the crew.
Not that pirates were particularly nice people. Freedom and democracy only goes so far when you steal, rape, murder, and bribe. And how well the pirate ethos benefited a sailor depended on the captain. But for a good while, pirates were THE people not to fuck with. They were a giant middle finger to the overbearing, oppressive government atmosphere at the time.
Remember in 'Black Sails' when Charles Vane sailed a burning ship into a naval barricade and it fucking exploded, while him and Blackbeard escaped by night? That's not Premium Cable flourish. That actually happened.
Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.
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Anyway, in even numbers, Ninja would stomp if they were allowed the element of surprise but despite some training they weren't nearly as skilled at combat as at assassination. Might be close considering pirates have guns and work better ad a team. Plus, many were actually ex soldiers.
Anyway, in even numbers, Ninja would stomp if they were allowed the element of surprise but despite some training they weren't nearly as skilled at combat as at assassination. Might be close considering pirates have guns and work better ad a team. Plus, many were actually ex soldiers.
AlisLandale posted...
Pirates aren't cool at all.
Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.
Pirates aren't cool at all.
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
cooler than ninjas. ninjas are larpers and can't fight as well as pirates. just a bunch of farmers with myth on their side to make them seem scarier. ex navymen and sailors > ex farmers and peasants
AlisLandale posted...
Ninjas? Yeah, they're cool. But they're not as cool as pirates.
Pirates aren't cool at all.
cooler than ninjas. ninjas are larpers and can't fight as well as pirates. just a bunch of farmers with myth on their side to make them seem scarier. ex navymen and sailors > ex farmers and peasants
If a pirate actually spots a ninja, then the ninja deserves to die.
By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings.
WTF Ninjas are farmers lmao.
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Ninja hiding in the dark? Pirate takes off his eyepatch. Checkmate.
Pirates wore eyepatches so one eye could be always adjusted to darkness. They're literally a direct counter to ninjas.
Pirates wore eyepatches so one eye could be always adjusted to darkness. They're literally a direct counter to ninjas.
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