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WilliamPorygon
08/09/17 4:05:37 PM
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My days of using makeshift crap for such purposes are... probably not over, but going on hiatus at least.
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Omnislasher
08/09/17 4:06:21 PM
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male part or female part?
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WilliamPorygon
08/09/17 4:06:50 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
male part or female part?

female
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darkprince45
08/09/17 4:07:16 PM
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Why would you even make some weird thing and not just buy one
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WilliamPorygon
08/09/17 4:08:38 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Why would you even make some weird thing and not just buy one

Because I'm cheap as shit
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mattnd2007
08/09/17 4:09:04 PM
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I had one. Got rid of it eventually. Felt too loserish.
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Veggeta_MAX
08/09/17 4:09:10 PM
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How much it cost?
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Silver Bearings
08/09/17 4:11:41 PM
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I'm waiting for the plot twist.
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hollow_shrine
08/09/17 4:14:30 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Someday, I'll muster up the courage to buy one.

Seriously, online retailers are completely discreet. My only fear is someone opening the wrong drawer or something. And even then, this is my room, if someone's rifling through your personal belongings and gets scandalized that's their problem, not mine.

I'd worry more about toy quality, and the proper care and upkeep of your collection. You don't want to use the wrong cleaning solvents or lubrications with these things, because some of them can literally begin to dissolve, and you don't want that near your sensitive bits.
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WilliamPorygon
08/09/17 4:15:37 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
How much it cost?

$35. $62 after shipping and adding lube to go with it.

Silver Bearings posted...
I'm waiting for the plot twist.

It's obvious if you've been paying attention to me for the last 15 years.

But if you haven't, it's modeled after a dolphin vagina.
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billcom6
08/09/17 4:16:14 PM
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which one
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WilliamPorygon
08/09/17 4:22:05 PM
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billcom6 posted...
which one

6PplE9C

I can't read Japanese, hopefully it doesn't say anything moddable :/
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Omnislasher
08/09/17 4:22:13 PM
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NIIICE, how is it?
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WilliamPorygon
08/09/17 4:23:19 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
NIIICE, how is it?

Well I just ordered it. Once it's shipped and delivered I'll get back to you on that.
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Omnislasher
08/09/17 4:28:15 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Omnislasher posted...
NIIICE, how is it?

Well I just ordered it. Once it's shipped and delivered I'll get back to you on that.


mm yes please
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hollow_shrine
08/09/17 4:55:49 PM
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Zurkon posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
I'd worry more about toy quality, and the proper care and upkeep of your collection. You don't want to use the wrong cleaning solvents or lubrications with these things, because some of them can literally begin to dissolve, and you don't want that near your sensitive bits.

They dissolve? Wth. And yeah, I've checked some out on sites before that offer discreet shipping. I think I just build it up in my head too much and worry about getting caught. I also sometimes think it would be easier to just go into a store and pick one up idk.

Brick and mortar stores can be really hit and miss with the quality, and the staff has rarely used the toys they're selling so they can't give you any information about most of what you're purchasing. I think they're only still around for people who are uncomfortable about shopping online (old), poor planners who need a cock ring in the immediate future and can't wait for shipping, and freshmen frat pledges.

Yes, dissolving toys can happen, but is easily avoidable if you pay attention to what material the toy is made of and pay attention to the cleaner/lubrication. Don't use silicon-based lubricants with toys containing silicone. No brainer.
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Mernardi
08/09/17 4:57:10 PM
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TC's tag holds up.
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WilliamPorygon
08/11/17 12:56:51 AM
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Looks like I'm getting it today, probably.
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leebul
08/11/17 12:59:22 AM
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Do Dolphin noises turn you on?
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LittleRoyal
08/11/17 1:02:08 AM
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Well yhhh. I hope it's fun.
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WilliamPorygon
08/11/17 1:03:05 AM
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leebul posted...
Do Dolphin noises turn you on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPj4kK0uOH4

<3
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WilliamPorygon
08/11/17 4:37:01 PM
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c3LHLJV

My nights are all booked up for the next couple weeks~
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AsucaHayashi
08/11/17 4:38:59 PM
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the f
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leebul
08/11/17 4:41:16 PM
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But why not get one based on a human vag instead of an animal one? I really hope you're not into human-animal relations.
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Kitt
08/11/17 4:49:12 PM
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WizardPowers
08/11/17 4:51:44 PM
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it's shaped like a dolphin.......ughh....

wat
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WilliamPorygon
08/11/17 4:52:51 PM
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leebul posted...
But why not get one based on a human vag instead of an animal one?

Because that's not what I want.
leebul posted...
I really hope you're not into human-animal relations.

Why, what do you care?
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Gojak_v3
08/11/17 4:53:35 PM
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Is it a fleshlight?
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ArtVandelay
08/11/17 4:53:39 PM
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*sees pic*

AsucaHayashi posted...
the f

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tremain07
08/11/17 4:53:44 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
it's shaped like a dolphin.......ughh....

wat

For some weird reason people seem to think that because of how dolphin vags are designed, that banging a mold of one is superior to a human female one.
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WizardPowers
08/11/17 4:54:30 PM
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tremain07 posted...
WizardPowers posted...
it's shaped like a dolphin.......ughh....

wat

For some weird reason people seem to think that because of how dolphin vags are designed, that banging a mold of one is superior to a human female one.


Do I even wanna ask how dolphin vags are designed?
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Tezlok
08/11/17 4:54:51 PM
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I've seen TC's sig before but I didn't realize the implications
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leebul
08/11/17 4:56:16 PM
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Because its gross & not natural. Humans are supposed to only be attracted to other humans not animals.
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CapnMuffin
08/11/17 4:59:32 PM
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Curious what you cobbled together as "makeshift" in the past.
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Slaya4
08/11/17 5:00:07 PM
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leebul posted...
Because its gross & not natural. Humans are supposed to only be attracted to other humans not animals.


Bruh it's a toy.
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Kitt
08/11/17 5:17:41 PM
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Read through this topic with the dolphin noises in the background.

Kitt posted...
Quality Topic

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King Rial
08/11/17 5:30:48 PM
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Hope you get off to your dolphin vag. I know how much you want to fuck dolphins.
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leebul
08/11/17 5:31:20 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
I guess TC got tired of (Dolphin noise) a coconut.

Fixed
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leebul
08/11/17 5:33:11 PM
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Hey Rial how the (Dolphin noise) are ya?
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thanosibe
08/11/17 5:33:27 PM
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tf is this topic? why do people on this forum take masturbation to such levels?
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HBOSS
08/11/17 5:38:14 PM
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Never forget Jedi Master Baytes
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WilliamPorygon
08/12/17 3:38:10 AM
#46:


Gojak_v3 posted...
Is it a fleshlight?

Essentially, yes.

WizardPowers posted...
Do I even wanna ask how dolphin vags are designed?

Basically they have extra turns and "folds" (basically sphincters) to help keep the saltwater out since that tends to kill the sperm. Also, the male dolphin's penis is more sensitive at the base rather than at the tip like a human's, so they'll go in as deep as they can, again to help keep the sperm away from the saltwater.

leebul posted...
Because its gross & not natural. Humans are supposed to only be attracted to other humans not animals.

If that's how you feel, fine, but I respectfully disagree. There's actually been a fair amount of non-human interspecies relations observed in nature, and I don't subscribe to the notion that humans are on some higher level than any other species.

CapnMuffin posted...
Curious what you cobbled together as "makeshift" in the past.

Nothing really specific to dolphins. I mean using stuff like an empty bottle or the shower spray.

Asherlee10 posted...
I guess TC got tired of fucking a coconut.

?

King Rial posted...
Hope you get off to your dolphin vag.

I did and guarantee you I will again. :D

RedWhiteBlue posted...
Posting for results

You and anyone else can shoot me an email if you want more details. Posting them here would just be asking for a lifetime IP ban.
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thelovefist
08/12/17 7:03:26 AM
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What the fuck is this shit
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treewojima
08/12/17 7:07:26 AM
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that's enough GameFAQs for the week
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SuperShake666
08/12/17 7:13:15 AM
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u1NOQen
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Kitt
08/12/17 8:48:38 AM
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