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Eevee-Trainer 08/12/17 9:26:23 AM #51:	thelovefist posted... What the fuck is this shit --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:884638091] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote><cite>thelovefist posted...</cite> <quote>What the fuck is this shit</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/13/17 11:53:08 PM #52:	Well after 4 times I think it's pretty safe to say getting this was one of the best decisions of my life. I mean, I sincerely apologize to anybody I've told or suggested to in the past that masturbation and sex are basically the same. Honestly, this thing feels realistic enough to trick whatever part of my brain is responsible for determining what's going on into believing it's genuine and it's a far superior experience to anything I've tried before. It's taken me from "well that's a mildly pleasant feeling for a few seconds" to "HOLY SHIT it feels like euphoria for a good half a minute and my body's twitching and I'm vocalizing involuntarily." So, uh, thanks Japan. ~ Edit @Omnislasher @King_Rial @RedWhiteBlue since you guys indicated you're apparently interested in what I have to say --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:884733401] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>Well after 4 times I think it's pretty safe to say getting this was one of the best decisions of my life. I mean, I sincerely apologize to anybody I've told or suggested to in the past that masturbation and sex are basically the same. Honestly, this thing feels realistic enough to trick whatever part of my brain is responsible for determining what's going on into believing it's genuine and it's a far superior experience to anything I've tried before. It's taken me from "well that's a mildly pleasant feeling for a few seconds" to "HOLY SHIT it feels like euphoria for a good half a minute and my body's twitching and I'm vocalizing involuntarily." So, uh, thanks Japan. ~ Edit @Omnislasher @King_Rial @RedWhiteBlue since you guys indicated you're apparently interested in what I have to say</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 08/14/17 5:32:55 AM #53:	Not really. I just know what your interests are and I hoped that this helped get you closer to what you want to feel. --- http://i.imgur.com/pGp8tIS.gif <cite>King Rial posted [p:884742912] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>Not really. I just know what your interests are and I hoped that this helped get you closer to what you want to feel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 08/14/17 5:39:02 AM #54:	This topic took a turn I wasn't expecting. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:884743019] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>This topic took a turn I wasn't expecting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 08/14/17 5:43:37 AM #55:	CE needs more topics like this --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:884743100] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>CE needs more topics like this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 08/14/17 5:45:11 AM #56:	Good for you TC. Sounds like you're having a lot of fun with it. --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE\|HAF 932\|Samsung 50inch 4K\|HTC Vive <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:884743127] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>Good for you TC. Sounds like you're having a lot of fun with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/14/17 5:49:11 AM #57:	TC balls deep in that sweet sweet dolphin puss --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:884743210] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>TC balls deep in that sweet sweet dolphin puss</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 08/14/17 9:19:19 AM #58:	WilliamPorygon posted... Well after 4 times I think it's pretty safe to say getting this was one of the best decisions of my life. I mean, I sincerely apologize to anybody I've told or suggested to in the past that masturbation and sex are basically the same. Honestly, this thing feels realistic enough to trick whatever part of my brain is responsible for determining what's going on into believing it's genuine and it's a far superior experience to anything I've tried before. It's taken me from "well that's a mildly pleasant feeling for a few seconds" to "HOLY SHIT it feels like euphoria for a good half a minute and my body's twitching and I'm vocalizing involuntarily."So, uh, thanks Japan. It's nice to hear that you're very satisfied with your purchase. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:884747936] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote><cite>WilliamPorygon posted...</cite><quote>Well after 4 times I think it's pretty safe to say getting this was one of the best decisions of my life. I mean, I sincerely apologize to anybody I've told or suggested to in the past that masturbation and sex are basically the same. Honestly, this thing feels realistic enough to trick whatever part of my brain is responsible for determining what's going on into believing it's genuine and it's a far superior experience to anything I've tried before. It's taken me from "well that's a mildly pleasant feeling for a few seconds" to "HOLY SHIT it feels like euphoria for a good half a minute and my body's twitching and I'm vocalizing involuntarily."So, uh, thanks Japan.</quote> It's nice to hear that you're very satisfied with your purchase.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 08/14/17 9:58:29 AM #59:	I wonder if he's the type to warm this thing up before use, apparently that feels really good. --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:884749306] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if he's the type to warm this thing up before use, apparently that feels really good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 08/15/17 6:11:59 PM #60:	awesome <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:884839515] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>awesome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 08/15/17 6:14:24 PM #61:	tremain07 posted... I wonder if he's the type to warm this thing up before use, apparently that feels really good. Is dolphin vagina warm? I bet it smells like fish --- http://i.imgur.com/gIoselB.gif https://i.imgur.com/p8iCfHF.jpg <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:884839654] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if he's the type to warm this thing up before use, apparently that feels really good.</quote> Is dolphin vagina warm? I bet it smells like fish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 08/15/17 6:18:32 PM #62:	--- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:884839885] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomSwell 08/16/17 4:47:42 PM #63:	I mean... when I got my toys I went with the logic of "Why get a plain human one when I can harmlessly try something different, possibly nonexistent?" So I got a tentacle one [Hidachitukko Plus]. The tentacles break during the first cleaning but they still tickle, its pretty awesome. Also, I've heard speculation that mermaids would have dolphin-like vaginas, so... --- http://www.backloggery.com/doomswell <cite>DoomSwell posted [p:884898208] in [BlogFAQs]... [t:75654247]...</cite> <quote>I mean... when I got my toys I went with the logic of "Why get a plain human one when I can harmlessly try something different, possibly nonexistent?" So I got a tentacle one [Hidachitukko Plus]. The tentacles break during the first cleaning but they still tickle, its pretty awesome. Also, I've heard speculation that mermaids would have dolphin-like vaginas, so...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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