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HornedLion 07/29/17 1:35:11 PM #1: |
How bad is this? I wouldn't mind for tax purposes but I'm not ready yet. --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 07/29/17 1:36:25 PM #2: |
that'll teach you to have sex like some kind of normie.
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DirtBasedSoap 07/29/17 1:37:00 PM #3: |
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green dragon 07/29/17 1:38:21 PM #4: |
The chances of getting pregnant without contraceptives are pretty low. I'm sure you'll be fine
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MICHALECOLE 07/29/17 1:51:27 PM #5: |
Buy the pill
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WastelandCowboy 07/29/17 1:52:50 PM #6: |
Babynames.com
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green dragon 07/29/17 1:54:31 PM #7: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill Yeah, you could try plan b ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/29/17 2:01:52 PM #8: |
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill That thing is $60! I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope. --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WastelandCowboy 07/29/17 2:03:43 PM #9: |
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill Not sure if serious or just young. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 07/29/17 2:04:24 PM #10: |
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Foppe 07/29/17 2:04:35 PM #11: |
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill You deserve to get a kid. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 07/29/17 2:05:21 PM #12: |
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill Yes, but a kid doesn't deserve to have him as a father ... Copied to Clipboard!
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green dragon 07/29/17 2:06:18 PM #13: |
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill Lmao, I hope you're joking. A kid cost waaaay more than that ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WastelandCowboy 07/29/17 2:06:53 PM #14: |
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future. Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 07/29/17 2:08:33 PM #15: |
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.
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HornedLion 07/29/17 2:11:42 PM #16: |
WastelandCowboy posted...
Foppe posted...HornedLion posted...green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill I'm a man! I have hairs! --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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old_school227 07/29/17 2:23:38 PM #17: |
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill And a kid costs a quarter of a million dollars. --- "I don't believe you" ~ Link 1998 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tropic_Sunset 07/29/17 2:26:29 PM #18: |
wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated. --- "Nostalgia is a hell of a drug." -Magus 10 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 07/29/17 2:32:56 PM #19: |
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pedro45 07/29/17 2:37:14 PM #20: |
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out. how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation? i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to... --- Warning: Sometimes biased http://i.imgur.com/V0x5fw8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IOovUge.gif http://i.imgur.com/zw7bqPH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/29/17 2:40:43 PM #21: |
pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out. Kinda glad you asked. Normally it's good but you still have control, as you said. This time they were doing the work, and combined with how good it looked(she's been doing like 3k squats a week at the gym), I just... I just slipped into another world. It was too good. I'm sure I had a choice but for that split second I was like, "Fuck it." Guess it IS ultimately my fault. But tbh, despite making a post about it I'm not TOO worried. Was just hoping somebody would be like, "Yeah, dude, it's unlikely. Especially if you had her push and stuff." --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JaketheScumbag 07/29/17 2:52:33 PM #22: |
From what I've read, the pull out method is far more effective than you might think- only about 2-3% less effective than condoms. But that's if you use it properly, which the OP didn't from what he describes.
Realistically, chances are far better that she's not pregnant and you're fine. But if she is and you two don't stay together, be prepared for lots of custody battles, court appearances and a lifetime of misery and wondering why you have no money. Wear a freakin' condom next time, cowboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eating4fun 07/29/17 2:52:38 PM #23: |
Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%.
Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation. Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile. --- Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/29/17 3:30:47 PM #24: |
eating4fun posted...
Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%. This made me feel better. I think Aunt Flo should be here soon. So she's day 20+. --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 07/29/17 3:31:16 PM #25: |
HornedLion posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...Foppe posted...HornedLion posted...green dragon posted...MICHALECOLE posted...Buy the pill Please tell me this guy isn't going to procreate. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 07/29/17 3:43:03 PM #26: |
wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mastermix3000 07/29/17 4:37:18 PM #27: |
Ive never tried the pull out
I luv condoms <3 --- RIP in peace Junpei 6/1/17 :( ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thor333 07/29/17 5:02:35 PM #28: |
mastermix3000 posted...
Ive never tried the pull out --- Call me hadouken because I'm down right fierce. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/30/17 9:36:50 AM #29: |
Jen0125 posted...
wwinterj25 posted...You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated. Nah, Jen. I'd take my girl's buns over your man arms any day. --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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J_Dawg983 07/30/17 9:43:51 AM #30: |
pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out. This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason. --- RSN: Pridefc PSN: Jaosin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/30/17 10:06:17 AM #31: |
J_Dawg983 posted...
pedro45 posted...HornedLion posted...Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out. Cause they were making the right moves at the right time. Combined with the PA of this WG... I just slipped into subconscious ecstasy. --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ObligatoryFate 07/30/17 10:37:35 AM #32: |
Get married and stop having worries. Babies are great!
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-Komaiko54- 07/30/17 10:38:35 AM #33: |
Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy
I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life --- "Up close, I was disappearing too close, too imaginary..." - Rosemary fairweather http://i.imgur.com/rNCkhGc.gif http://i.imgur.com/BRGmYpZ.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/30/17 4:25:53 PM #34: |
-Komaiko54- posted...
Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy She's happy but we wanted a baby boy first. To maximize our chances we should: -do it during ovulation -I should have AT LEAST 7 days worth of "ammo" -do it in a position that allows deep penetration(but that's never a problem for me. They don't call me the HornedLion for nothing.) -her body should be more alkaline than Citric -she should get into a position that will allow the swimmers to stay in there longer for at least 30min post doing the deed --- "Wrong again, clown. I was warned for marking too many posts for trolling." - RonBurgundy929 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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