Board 8 > there is no greater hell than a screaming baby at 2am

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Snrkiko 07/20/17 4:55:14 AM #1:	i want to punch myself in the face so bad --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883253704] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>i want to punch myself in the face so bad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 07/20/17 4:55:54 AM #2:	Worse than having your fried tofu eaten by your friends? --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:883253718] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Worse than having your fried tofu eaten by your friends?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SovietOmega 07/20/17 5:05:57 AM #3:	You don't want to punch yourself, that would hurt, and wouldn't really address the issue. You should punch the baby instead. --- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out <cite>SovietOmega posted [p:883253924] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>You don't want to punch yourself, that would hurt, and wouldn't really address the issue. You should punch the baby instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iiicon 07/20/17 6:12:55 AM #4:	I woke up abruptly at 3am with neck pain but it's nice to see I'm not alone in hell --- ICON: We've got movie sign! <cite>iiicon posted [p:883255201] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>I woke up abruptly at 3am with neck pain but it's nice to see I'm not alone in hell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrivateBiscuit1 07/20/17 6:38:02 AM #5:	What about two screaming babies at 2 a.m.? --- Check out my entertainment blog!: www.heroicbiz.com I discuss video games, comics, movies, and TV! <cite>PrivateBiscuit1 posted [p:883255613] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>What about two screaming babies at 2 a.m.?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JonThePenguin 07/20/17 7:03:23 AM #6:	Fortunately the memory of that hell mostly fades within a couple years. --- JonThePenguin http://www.backloggery.com/main.php?user=erunion <cite>JonThePenguin posted [p:883256067] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Fortunately the memory of that hell mostly fades within a couple years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
transcience 07/20/17 7:15:10 AM #7:	it becomes weirdly nostalgic and it makes no sense --- add the c and back away iphonesience <cite>transcience posted [p:883256300] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>it becomes weirdly nostalgic and it makes no sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanis23 07/20/17 7:16:40 AM #8:	There is no greater hell than not having a baby at all tbh --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 <cite>Nanis23 posted [p:883256326] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>There is no greater hell than not having a baby at all tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 07/20/17 8:49:32 AM #9:	My kid is teething right now, where you get the fun of a baby crying at 3am, combined with the convenience of them not wanting to eat. --- Phantom Dust. <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:883258774] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>My kid is teething right now, where you get the fun of a baby crying at 3am, combined with the convenience of them not wanting to eat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wg64Z 07/20/17 10:07:22 AM #10:	Trust me, it all seems like a weird dream a few months down the road. The lack of sleep literally makes years go by without you even noticing. --- Do you like humor, gameplay, and daily content? Check out my hilarious let's play Youtube Channel, Tarvould's Quest! https://www.youtube.com/TarvouldsQuest <cite>wg64Z posted [p:883261578] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Trust me, it all seems like a weird dream a few months down the road. The lack of sleep literally makes years go by without you even noticing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SantaRPidgey 07/20/17 10:26:49 AM #11:	Go soothe your baby --- werd <cite>SantaRPidgey posted [p:883262429] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Go soothe your baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snrkiko 07/20/17 11:15:40 AM #12:	PrivateBiscuit1 posted... What about two screaming babies at 2 a.m.? i mean after a certain point my ears and brain just stop registering higher decibels because I'm already deaf or I've already jumped out of my window --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883264723] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>PrivateBiscuit1 posted...</cite> <quote>What about two screaming babies at 2 a.m.?</quote> i mean after a certain point my ears and brain just stop registering higher decibels because I'm already deaf or I've already jumped out of my window</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swordz9 07/20/17 11:20:21 AM #13:	I'll take that over a toddler sitting in one of those activity baby chair things and shitting up all their back somehow. I don't know how it is even physically possible to shit up your back while standing, but it is when you're a toddler apparently. The horror days of that are thankfully over. <cite>swordz9 posted [p:883264983] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>I'll take that over a toddler sitting in one of those activity baby chair things and shitting up all their back somehow. I don't know how it is even physically possible to shit up your back while standing, but it is when you're a toddler apparently. The horror days of that are thankfully over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JonThePenguin 07/20/17 11:43:59 AM #14:	swordz9 posted... I'll take that over a toddler sitting in one of those activity baby chair things and shitting up all their back somehow. I don't know how it is even physically possible to shit up your back while standing, but it is when you're a toddler apparently. The horror days of that are thankfully over. My wife loves to tell the story of how she once laid our son to sleep in a pack-and-play, and when she went to get him up he'd managed to remove his diaper, spreading shit everywhere and also eating some of it. I do not miss diapers at all. --- JonThePenguin http://www.backloggery.com/main.php?user=erunion <cite>JonThePenguin posted [p:883266162] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>swordz9 posted...</cite> <quote>I'll take that over a toddler sitting in one of those activity baby chair things and shitting up all their back somehow. I don't know how it is even physically possible to shit up your back while standing, but it is when you're a toddler apparently. The horror days of that are thankfully over.</quote> My wife loves to tell the story of how she once laid our son to sleep in a pack-and-play, and when she went to get him up he'd managed to remove his diaper, spreading shit everywhere and also eating some of it. I do not miss diapers at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane_Of_Despair 07/20/17 11:51:53 AM #15:	Terrible little creatures --- Bane Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down. <cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted [p:883266548] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Terrible little creatures</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tabiicat42 07/20/17 11:54:13 AM #16:	there's no greater hell than a baby ftfy --- Fey Switch FC: SW-3628-7224-2703 <cite>tabiicat42 posted [p:883266674] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>there's no greater hell than a baby ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StifledSilence 07/20/17 12:09:48 PM #17:	My son got me up two days in a row between 5 and 6 AM. Must be sleep deprivation week. --- Bear Bro The Empire of Silence <cite>StifledSilence posted [p:883267535] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>My son got me up two days in a row between 5 and 6 AM. Must be sleep deprivation week.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/20/17 12:10:45 PM #18:	tap the Y button use the stylus to draw a happy face &&& feed baby --- http://bestanimations.com/Sci-Fi/Babylon5/babylon5-animated-gif-8.gif http://i.imgur.com/iqEc2Wk.gifv <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:883267576] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>tap the Y button use the stylus to draw a happy face &&& feed baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neonreaper 07/20/17 12:54:41 PM #19:	transcience posted... it becomes weirdly nostalgic and it makes no sense the first night that the kid sleeps for five hours... --- Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards. <cite>neonreaper posted [p:883270147] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>transcience posted...</cite> <quote>it becomes weirdly nostalgic and it makes no sense</quote> the first night that the kid sleeps for five hours...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
transience 07/20/17 1:11:20 PM #20:	for me, that was when he was approaching 3 --- xyzzy <cite>transience posted [p:883271163] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>for me, that was when he was approaching 3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snrkiko 07/20/17 1:20:07 PM #21:	transience posted... for me, that was when he was approaching 3 we're at 8.5 months right now when do kids go to out of state college these days --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883271695] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>transience posted...</cite> <quote>for me, that was when he was approaching 3</quote> we're at 8.5 months right now when do kids go to out of state college these days</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gatarix 07/20/17 1:21:36 PM #22:	JonThePenguin posted... My wife loves to tell the story of how she once laid our son to sleep in a pack-and-play, and when she went to get him up he'd managed to remove his diaper, spreading shit everywhere and also eating some of it. reminds me of a case I once saw where 3-year-old's foster family asks the judge "please can we cut his hair, in the middle of the night he poops and then he rolls in it and it takes hours to get it out of his hair" and grandmother (who is trying to regain custody) is like NO it is our FAMILY CUSTOM that the boy's first haircut is not until he's ready to start school and the judge is just sitting there mystified going "I don't get it, how does the poop even get in his hair" --- You put your RESOLVE HAT back on, which conveniently is the same hat as your NORMAL HAT. {Drakeryn} <cite>Gatarix posted [p:883271789] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>JonThePenguin posted...</cite> <quote>My wife loves to tell the story of how she once laid our son to sleep in a pack-and-play, and when she went to get him up he'd managed to remove his diaper, spreading shit everywhere and also eating some of it.</quote> reminds me of a case I once saw where 3-year-old's foster family asks the judge "please can we cut his hair, in the middle of the night he poops and then he rolls in it and it takes hours to get it out of his hair" and grandmother (who is trying to regain custody) is like NO it is our FAMILY CUSTOM that the boy's first haircut is not until he's ready to start school and the judge is just sitting there mystified going "I don't get it, how does the poop even get in his hair"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
STElNER 07/20/17 1:23:19 PM #23:	Nanis23 posted... There is no greater hell than not having a baby at all tbh what the hell does this mean <cite>STElNER posted [p:883271884] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nanis23 posted...</cite> <quote>There is no greater hell than not having a baby at all tbh</quote> what the hell does this mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
transience 07/20/17 1:25:13 PM #24:	Snrkiko posted... transience posted... for me, that was when he was approaching 3 we're at 8.5 months right now when do kids go to out of state college these days godspeed my friend my son would only sleep when he was nursing so my wife had to be up every single time but then she would be so exhausted that she'd be pleading for help, something I couldn't provide those were the dark ages --- xyzzy <cite>transience posted [p:883272000] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Snrkiko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>transience posted...</cite> <quote>for me, that was when he was approaching 3</quote> we're at 8.5 months right now when do kids go to out of state college these days</quote> godspeed my friend my son would only sleep when he was nursing so my wife had to be up every single time but then she would be so exhausted that she'd be pleading for help, something I couldn't provide those were the dark ages</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 07/20/17 2:57:01 PM #25:	Eh my son the other day said he has to go to the bathroom. Took the baby potty. Set it up. Took off his diaper. Then ran into the other room and pooped basically diarrhea on my tv stand base. Then when my girl was cleaning it up, peed on her. Good times lol. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:883277831] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Eh my son the other day said he has to go to the bathroom. Took the baby potty. Set it up. Took off his diaper. Then ran into the other room and pooped basically diarrhea on my tv stand base. Then when my girl was cleaning it up, peed on her. Good times lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 07/20/17 3:25:49 PM #26:	If I have kids and they persistently refuse to let me sleep at night like this, I am gonna harbor that grudge all the way up to their teenage years and will enjoy mercilessly waking them up an hour early for school, from naps, early to do chores on the weekend and every time they bitch about it I'll be like "Yeah well you should've thought of that when your dumbass woke me up screaming at 3am." --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Not changing this sig until CM Punk returns to the WWE <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:883279712] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>If I have kids and they persistently refuse to let me sleep at night like this, I am gonna harbor that grudge all the way up to their teenage years and will enjoy mercilessly waking them up an hour early for school, from naps, early to do chores on the weekend and every time they bitch about it I'll be like "Yeah well you should've thought of that when your dumbass woke me up screaming at 3am."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 07/20/17 3:29:31 PM #27:	Corrik posted... Eh my son the other day said he has to go to the bathroom. Took the baby potty. Set it up. Took off his diaper. Then ran into the other room and pooped basically diarrhea on my tv stand base. Then when my girl was cleaning it up, peed on her. Good times lol. What the --- Phantom Dust. <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:883279956] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote>Eh my son the other day said he has to go to the bathroom. Took the baby potty. Set it up. Took off his diaper. Then ran into the other room and pooped basically diarrhea on my tv stand base. Then when my girl was cleaning it up, peed on her. Good times lol.</quote> What the</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 07/20/17 3:33:25 PM #28:	Also is this whole "child gets their feces all over the place" thing a common occurrence? Because if so I have never felt more satisfied with my decision to not have children. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Not changing this sig until CM Punk returns to the WWE <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:883280190] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Also is this whole "child gets their feces all over the place" thing a common occurrence? Because if so I have never felt more satisfied with my decision to not have children.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 07/20/17 4:57:33 PM #29:	ExThaNemesis posted... Also is this whole "child gets their feces all over the place" thing a common occurrence? Because if so I have never felt more satisfied with my decision to not have children. Kids will be kids. I am sure you were no different as one. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:883285244] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>ExThaNemesis posted...</cite> <quote>Also is this whole "child gets their feces all over the place" thing a common occurrence? Because if so I have never felt more satisfied with my decision to not have children.</quote> Kids will be kids. I am sure you were no different as one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heroic Bigpun 07/20/17 5:09:58 PM #30:	It could be worse, what if you heard the screams and remembered you don't have a baby --- pUnny at his phone. Expect tYpos <cite>Heroic Bigpun posted [p:883286012] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>It could be worse, what if you heard the screams and remembered you don't have a baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snrkiko 07/20/17 6:02:23 PM #31:	transience posted... Snrkiko posted... transience posted... for me, that was when he was approaching 3 we're at 8.5 months right now when do kids go to out of state college these days godspeed my friend my son would only sleep when he was nursing so my wife had to be up every single time but then she would be so exhausted that she'd be pleading for help, something I couldn't provide those were the dark ages yeah, it's frustrating not being able to help. my son is the same way, though we're working on weaning him off at night. honestly I want to scream back at him sometimes :( --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883289015] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>transience posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Snrkiko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>transience posted...</cite> <quote>for me, that was when he was approaching 3</quote> we're at 8.5 months right now when do kids go to out of state college these days</quote> godspeed my friend my son would only sleep when he was nursing so my wife had to be up every single time but then she would be so exhausted that she'd be pleading for help, something I couldn't provide those were the dark ages</quote> yeah, it's frustrating not being able to help. my son is the same way, though we're working on weaning him off at night. honestly I want to scream back at him sometimes :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
transience 07/20/17 6:44:08 PM #32:	it's therapeutic! --- xyzzy <cite>transience posted [p:883291584] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>it's therapeutic!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
transience 07/20/17 6:45:53 PM #33:	anyway, the important thing to hear is that you're not doing anything wrong, all parents have gone through this and you'll come out the other side better equipped to handle anything that happens in life. you'll look back on it and wonder how you ever survived and have a hard time adjusting when your kid wakes you up even once in the night. hang in there --- xyzzy <cite>transience posted [p:883291704] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>anyway, the important thing to hear is that you're not doing anything wrong, all parents have gone through this and you'll come out the other side better equipped to handle anything that happens in life. you'll look back on it and wonder how you ever survived and have a hard time adjusting when your kid wakes you up even once in the night. hang in there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snrkiko 07/20/17 6:57:43 PM #34:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7SfpcsVhE this clip used to be humorous now it speaks to me on a very deep and intimate level --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883292431] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7SfpcsVhE this clip used to be humorous now it speaks to me on a very deep and intimate level</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snrkiko 07/20/17 6:58:16 PM #35:	Raka_Putra posted... Worse than having your fried tofu eaten by your friends? and yes --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883292471] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Raka_Putra posted...</cite> <quote>Worse than having your fried tofu eaten by your friends?</quote> and yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snrkiko 07/20/17 6:58:45 PM #36:	SovietOmega posted... You don't want to punch yourself, that would hurt, and wouldn't really address the issue. You should punch the baby instead. i say no now but i may edit this response in 10 hours --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... <cite>Snrkiko posted [p:883292494] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>SovietOmega posted...</cite> <quote>You don't want to punch yourself, that would hurt, and wouldn't really address the issue. You should punch the baby instead.</quote> i say no now but i may edit this response in 10 hours</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane_Of_Despair 07/20/17 7:11:42 PM #37:	Corrik if you were the one taking your son to the bathroom and took off his diaper why didn't you clean it up instead of your girlfriend --- Bane Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down. <cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted [p:883293276] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Corrik if you were the one taking your son to the bathroom and took off his diaper why didn't you clean it up instead of your girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 07/20/17 8:21:38 PM #38:	Bane_Of_Despair posted... Corrik if you were the one taking your son to the bathroom and took off his diaper why didn't you clean it up instead of your girlfriend I wasn't home. Just got the picture of it. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:883297235] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>Corrik if you were the one taking your son to the bathroom and took off his diaper why didn't you clean it up instead of your girlfriend</quote> I wasn't home. Just got the picture of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 07/20/17 9:03:13 PM #39:	Heroic Bigpun posted... It could be worse, what if you heard the screams and remembered you don't have a baby Mergo --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. ARF <cite>NFUN posted [p:883299785] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Heroic Bigpun posted...</cite> <quote>It could be worse, what if you heard the screams and remembered you don't have a baby</quote> Mergo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Obellisk 07/20/17 9:13:56 PM #40:	Jesus it makes me feel even older that so many of us have kids now. --- (\____/) ( SBell ) <cite>Obellisk posted [p:883300414] in there is n... [t:75584921]...</cite> <quote>Jesus it makes me feel even older that so many of us have kids now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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