Current Events > BuzzFeed accidentally proves women aren't funny (trigger warning: BuzzFeed)

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Mal_Fet
07/18/17 6:59:07 PM
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/another-day-another-77-cents?utm_term=.txxMnd7lW5#.ivpwR1VMlz

tl;dr

BuzzFeed scoured Twitter for the funniest tweets written by women, but failed to find any that were actually funny. Presumably, all the tweets by women that were actually funny were deemed problematic or some buillshit, so what they were left with were gems like

"Don't hate the player, hate the social construct of performative masculinity, which encourages weak men to conform to a sexist narrative th"


No wonder feminist comedians suck.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
07/18/17 7:02:29 PM
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Number 6 was the only one i chuckled at.

The others were fucking awful and doesnt help feminists or women in general
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Vicious_Dios
07/18/17 7:02:39 PM
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Women are funny. Get over it. </Cartman>
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Banjo2553
07/18/17 7:03:25 PM
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The only females that are funny are ones that joke around like men. Interesting.
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ThePrinceFish
07/18/17 7:06:04 PM
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I wouldn't pay 77 cents on the dollar for that garbage.
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Doom_Art
07/18/17 7:07:43 PM
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this is a

weird thing to make a topic over
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MakoReizei
07/18/17 7:08:47 PM
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Vaginas. Am I right, ladies?

female humor in a nutshell
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HylianFox
07/18/17 7:09:05 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Presumably, all the tweets by women that were actually funny were deemed problematic or some buillshit, so what they were left with were gems like

so you're saying there are funny ones, just BuzzFeed was a little bitch and didn't post them

got it
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Mal_Fet
07/18/17 7:10:17 PM
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HylianFox posted...
so you're saying there are funny ones, just BuzzFeed was a little bitch and didn't post them

Correct.
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DocileOrangeCup
07/18/17 7:10:22 PM
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GodBlessTrump
07/18/17 7:12:17 PM
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I'm not clicking on a Buzzfed link, so I'll take your word for it, TC. :)
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Lightsasori
07/18/17 7:14:19 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
Presumably, all the tweets by women that were actually funny were deemed problematic or some buillshit, so what they were left with were gems like

so you're saying there are funny ones, just BuzzFeed was a little bitch and didn't post them

got it


Basically.
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Ivynn
07/18/17 7:14:45 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Women are funny. Get over it. </Cartman>


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sit9LIeY4TM

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Damn_Underscore
07/18/17 7:17:56 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
I wouldn't pay 77 cents on the dollar for that garbage.


I laughed at this
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Capn Circus
07/18/17 7:19:48 PM
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Saying "feminists are ______ Hilarious" doesn't make it true, Buzzfeed.
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COVxy
07/18/17 7:20:00 PM
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Yes, totally, the humor part of the brain in women is underdeveloped. That's totally a thing. Humor is definitely a sexually dimorphic trait. Definitely.
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billcom6
07/18/17 7:21:18 PM
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u mad bro?
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BreezyExcursion
07/18/17 7:21:49 PM
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COVxy posted...
Yes, totally, the humor part of the brain in women is underdeveloped. That's totally a thing. Humor is definitely a sexually dimorphic trait. Definitely.

oh my god covxy you are unbearable
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DocileOrangeCup
07/18/17 7:22:29 PM
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COVxy posted...
Yes, totally, the humor part of the brain in women is underdeveloped. That's totally a thing. Humor is definitely a sexually dimorphic trait. Definitely.

is that true? it sounds like something that is true
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cjsdowg
07/18/17 7:23:03 PM
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Funniest thing about this is ....

From the article ...
Male feminists are like animals they introduce to eradicate pests who end up more annoying than the original pests



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In before the 'not all men' bullshit starts


These people just attacked you, and you are defending them by attacking other guys.
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MakoReizei
07/18/17 7:23:58 PM
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I love how one of the tweets is attacking male feminists.

Proof that feminists hate you no matter what.
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Solar_Crimson
07/18/17 7:24:57 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
this is a

weird thing to make a topic over

Anything to trigger SJWs, I suppose.
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COVxy
07/18/17 7:25:08 PM
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BreezyExcursion posted...
COVxy posted...
Yes, totally, the humor part of the brain in women is underdeveloped. That's totally a thing. Humor is definitely a sexually dimorphic trait. Definitely.

oh my god covxy you are unbearable


I mean, the issue is that people conflate sexist shit like this with the fact that there actually are sexually dimorphic traits in brain development and cognition.

People like tc use one to justify the other, and dat's no good.
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NibeIungsnarf
07/18/17 7:25:14 PM
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That's one hell of a reassurance article.
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WizardPowers
07/18/17 7:26:03 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Vaginas. Am I right, ladies?

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DocileOrangeCup
07/18/17 7:27:07 PM
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tbh tho i dont think all women are unfunny

just seemingly the majority of them


my mom is a hoot n a half for example
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apolloooo
07/20/17 4:57:18 AM
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Jeez those are awful

This what happens if you kill humor, fuck the corpse and feed it to a tiger, wait for the tiger to poop and smear the poop all over your social media page
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Flasbangs
07/20/17 5:02:26 AM
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If these are funny then why am I not blowing slightly more air out of my nose than normally?
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SpiritSephiroth
07/20/17 5:04:03 AM
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God all those people sound so bitter towards men I can taste it.

So much hatred between Genders.
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TheFuzz3451
07/20/17 5:05:35 AM
#32:


13 and 22 were mildly amusing

the rest were very unfunny though.
Literally any topic can get laughs if you're clever enough (though some topics are easier to spoof than others). Buzzfeed should step up their game
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pegusus123456
07/20/17 5:06:20 AM
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If you're a male pundit critiquing a woman's weight you should have to do it shirtless in front of an audience of women three rosés deep


This one has a point tbh
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Bad_Mojo
07/20/17 5:09:32 AM
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Mal_Fet
07/20/17 11:36:12 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
If you're a male pundit critiquing a woman's weight you should have to do it shirtless in front of an audience of women three rosés deep


This one has a point tbh

Chronic fat-shamers like Alex Jones are more than willing to take their shirts off though, despite all our pleas against it
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