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Leanaunfurled
06/07/17 10:07:53 PM
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Story!
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TheCurseX2
06/07/17 10:12:19 PM
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I think TC is going to end up on the Deep Dark Web as part of a sadistic torture game.
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Amputation
06/07/17 10:17:54 PM
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I just got a page from the hospital saying they just got a new kidney in that matches me! Thanks TC you saved my life
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Linctagon7
06/07/17 10:19:56 PM
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lol
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emblem boy
06/07/17 10:20:22 PM
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TC better deliver
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ThyCorndog
06/07/17 10:20:51 PM
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story time tc
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Linctagon7
06/07/17 10:23:53 PM
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justaguy3492 posted...
I've gone out with girls EXACTLY like you are describing on 3 different occasions, all 3 were awful experiences. Each time the girl messaged me first.

Girl 1: Really cute Asian girl who wanted to mess around in the car while driving to get brunch. Then at brunch she proceeded to talk about all the guys she's banged off of tinder, how she had a date later that night, and for some odd reason different college campus's yik-yak accounts.

Girl 2: Again cute Asian girl who invites me to her area to go get drinks and on the way there (she drove, which I later regretted) she tells me about how she was in and out of psychiatric care and how she hates her parents. Then she takes over conversation for the rest of the night, but invites me back to her place. I didn't go because I had to go pick my sister up from work.

Girl 3: (Easily the craziest) She wants to go to the park to walk around and talk. I say yes and picked her up. The car ride there was awkward, but that's to be expected. We eventually walk to this creek area that had a downed tree and we just sat and talked...that's when it got weird. She started telling me things that you wouldn't tell someone you've been with for 6 months let alone the day you met them. Everything ranged from describing her UTI experiences bad casual sex experiences the fact that she sold her body on more than one occasion and finally implying that we should find a parking lot to mess around in. There was soooo many more weird things that she said that I can't even type them all out. Then I ended up ignoring her texts, so she starts blowing my phone up with calls (mind you we only hung out once), then I kinda tell her that I don't see anything happening between us and she says fine. THEN texts me the next day saying that she was sorry for being mean to me and that she wanted to hangout again. And that's when I ignored her.

Moral of the story: If she messages you first and immediately asks to hang out save yourself some time and don't do it.


i mean do you know what a shit test is mah boi
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ASithLord7
06/07/17 10:25:16 PM
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Linctagon7 posted...
justaguy3492 posted...
I've gone out with girls EXACTLY like you are describing on 3 different occasions, all 3 were awful experiences. Each time the girl messaged me first.

Girl 1: Really cute Asian girl who wanted to mess around in the car while driving to get brunch. Then at brunch she proceeded to talk about all the guys she's banged off of tinder, how she had a date later that night, and for some odd reason different college campus's yik-yak accounts.

Girl 2: Again cute Asian girl who invites me to her area to go get drinks and on the way there (she drove, which I later regretted) she tells me about how she was in and out of psychiatric care and how she hates her parents. Then she takes over conversation for the rest of the night, but invites me back to her place. I didn't go because I had to go pick my sister up from work.

Girl 3: (Easily the craziest) She wants to go to the park to walk around and talk. I say yes and picked her up. The car ride there was awkward, but that's to be expected. We eventually walk to this creek area that had a downed tree and we just sat and talked...that's when it got weird. She started telling me things that you wouldn't tell someone you've been with for 6 months let alone the day you met them. Everything ranged from describing her UTI experiences bad casual sex experiences the fact that she sold her body on more than one occasion and finally implying that we should find a parking lot to mess around in. There was soooo many more weird things that she said that I can't even type them all out. Then I ended up ignoring her texts, so she starts blowing my phone up with calls (mind you we only hung out once), then I kinda tell her that I don't see anything happening between us and she says fine. THEN texts me the next day saying that she was sorry for being mean to me and that she wanted to hangout again. And that's when I ignored her.

Moral of the story: If she messages you first and immediately asks to hang out save yourself some time and don't do it.


i mean do you know what a shit test is mah boi

Oh god you're an apartheid advocate AND a redpiller?
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JcOpIVY86
06/07/17 10:27:12 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
RIP Tc


I died XD
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deupd_u
06/07/17 10:58:10 PM
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Jesus...Alright. Here we go.

I pulled into her apartment, and I saw her walk out looking for me. I'm about 60 feet from her. Immediately, I'd say she was probably nearing 200lbs at 5'1". Now, I've met up with a few girls from Tinder before. It's not unusual for them to be fatter than they are in their photos; I'm pretty lenient about that sort of thing. This was too much.

As I walked closer, things I saw just got worse, and worse. She was cross-eyed, had some sort of limp, and had a slight southern accent. Pimples covered her cheeks: not the red kind, but the chunky kind that can get almost an eighth inch of height off the face. This girl was just gross. I want to turn around at this point, but I can't do that. It just feels wrong.

So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.

I take her back to her apartment, and she asks me to come inside. I do it because it would be more interesting than the alternative, and I figure I might as well make things as awful as possible for myself. There's garbage everywhere. Every piece of fabric in the entire unit is stained with God-knows-what. It looks like an episode of Hoarders. Around her room, she strangely has photos of herself everywhere. Some of the photos were the ones she had used in her Tinder bio, 1 framed, labeled, "2014." So now we're in the "Netflix" stage of "Netflix and Chill." We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? She starts making uncouth remarks about sex, we sit awkwardly, as she waits for me to make a move on her. Neither of us say anything for over 5 minutes, I'm trying to think of somehow to finagle my way out of there. I just say, "...I'm sorry to be weird, but I think I should get out of here." She seems perfectly fine with it, happy almost. She thanks me for dinner, and I leave. That's when I made my last post, sitting in my car just before leaving for home.

On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment.

This happened, I swear to you. I did not make anything up. I did not exaggerate anything. I lost my evening, about $25 on dinner, some gas from my tank, and some hope. I'm going to bed, alone (thank God).
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emblem boy
06/07/17 11:01:53 PM
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If this is all true, damn.

Why even go to get apartment bro
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LethalAffinity
06/07/17 11:04:15 PM
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deupd_u posted...
She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.


Ugh.

I can't stand this.
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Turtlebread
06/07/17 11:05:05 PM
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Gross girls need love too, deupd_u
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I4NRulez
06/07/17 11:06:05 PM
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deupd_u posted...
So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.


dude i hate this so much. I went on a date with this girl and we went to chillis and theres all these families there and shes sitting there saying "FUCK THIS FUCK THAT" just swearing up a storm

its so awkward
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Leanaunfurled
06/07/17 11:09:57 PM
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Holy shit, that's hilarious. Thanks for taking one for the team in order to tell us your tale. Have a nice sleep, you deserve it.
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littlebro07
06/07/17 11:13:01 PM
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deupd_u posted...
We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard?


Lmfao
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WizardPowers
06/07/17 11:18:36 PM
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She sounds like the type of girl that would dig your condom out of the trash to get herself pregnant with so you can never escape.
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Agnostic420
06/07/17 11:18:50 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
deupd_u posted...
She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.


Omg were you in Bloomington Indiana. I took a girl out to a Chinese buffet and all she did was bad Lewis inpersonations from family guy....
Ugh.

I can't stand this.
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Returning_CEmen
06/07/17 11:21:03 PM
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ThyCorndog
06/07/17 11:35:09 PM
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Offworlder1
06/07/17 11:36:07 PM
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@deupd_u
As soon as you saw she was a fat ass, and unattractive you should have gotten the fuck out of there ASAP, there was absolutely no reason waste money on her or your time, hell if she had a limp and was cross eyed it's time to not even say "hello" just time to go.

Why did it feel wrong to ditch her ?

Honestly if it was me and I saw she was a whale I would have left and just gotten an escort if I was really looking for sex, NEVER lower your standards.
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treewojima
06/07/17 11:37:59 PM
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worth the wait
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GOATSLAYER
06/07/17 11:41:33 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Jesus...Alright. Here we go.

I pulled into her apartment, and I saw her walk out looking for me. I'm about 60 feet from her. Immediately, I'd say she was probably nearing 200lbs at 5'1". Now, I've met up with a few girls from Tinder before. It's not unusual for them to be fatter than they are in their photos; I'm pretty lenient about that sort of thing. This was too much.

As I walked closer, things I saw just got worse, and worse. She was cross-eyed, had some sort of limp, and had a slight southern accent. Pimples covered her cheeks: not the red kind, but the chunky kind that can get almost an eighth inch of height off the face. This girl was just gross. I want to turn around at this point, but I can't do that. It just feels wrong.

So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.

I take her back to her apartment, and she asks me to come inside. I do it because it would be more interesting than the alternative, and I figure I might as well make things as awful as possible for myself. There's garbage everywhere. Every piece of fabric in the entire unit is stained with God-knows-what. It looks like an episode of Hoarders. Around her room, she strangely has photos of herself everywhere. Some of the photos were the ones she had used in her Tinder bio, 1 framed, labeled, "2014." So now we're in the "Netflix" stage of "Netflix and Chill." We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? She starts making uncouth remarks about sex, we sit awkwardly, as she waits for me to make a move on her. Neither of us say anything for over 5 minutes, I'm trying to think of somehow to finagle my way out of there. I just say, "...I'm sorry to be weird, but I think I should get out of here." She seems perfectly fine with it, happy almost. She thanks me for dinner, and I leave. That's when I made my last post, sitting in my car just before leaving for home.

On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment.

This happened, I swear to you. I did not make anything up. I did not exaggerate anything. I lost my evening, about $25 on dinner, some gas from my tank, and some hope. I'm going to bed, alone (thank God).

As soon as you saw her you should've got back in the car and drove away. Or pretended that you didn't speak English. Or said that you left your phone at home and needed to go back and get it really quickly and then just don't come back.
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iron jojo
06/08/17 12:01:45 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Jesus...Alright. Here we go.

I pulled into her apartment, and I saw her walk out looking for me. I'm about 60 feet from her. Immediately, I'd say she was probably nearing 200lbs at 5'1". Now, I've met up with a few girls from Tinder before. It's not unusual for them to be fatter than they are in their photos; I'm pretty lenient about that sort of thing. This was too much.

As I walked closer, things I saw just got worse, and worse. She was cross-eyed, had some sort of limp, and had a slight southern accent. Pimples covered her cheeks: not the red kind, but the chunky kind that can get almost an eighth inch of height off the face. This girl was just gross. I want to turn around at this point, but I can't do that. It just feels wrong.

So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.

I take her back to her apartment, and she asks me to come inside. I do it because it would be more interesting than the alternative, and I figure I might as well make things as awful as possible for myself. There's garbage everywhere. Every piece of fabric in the entire unit is stained with God-knows-what. It looks like an episode of Hoarders. Around her room, she strangely has photos of herself everywhere. Some of the photos were the ones she had used in her Tinder bio, 1 framed, labeled, "2014." So now we're in the "Netflix" stage of "Netflix and Chill." We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? She starts making uncouth remarks about sex, we sit awkwardly, as she waits for me to make a move on her. Neither of us say anything for over 5 minutes, I'm trying to think of somehow to finagle my way out of there. I just say, "...I'm sorry to be weird, but I think I should get out of here." She seems perfectly fine with it, happy almost. She thanks me for dinner, and I leave. That's when I made my last post, sitting in my car just before leaving for home.

On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment.

This happened, I swear to you. I did not make anything up. I did not exaggerate anything. I lost my evening, about $25 on dinner, some gas from my tank, and some hope. I'm going to bed, alone (thank God).

I love the way you write. No offense but I hope you go on more horrible tinder dates so I can read about them.
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Scripts
06/08/17 12:08:46 AM
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lmao we still want pics
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TheCurseX2
06/08/17 12:11:50 AM
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Thank you for your honesty. I respect you.
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CaptainOfCrush
06/08/17 12:58:14 AM
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Great story, thanks for sharing, and props for going through with it. I dont think I could bring myself to totally stand up a girl either.
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Sativa_Rose
06/08/17 1:01:17 AM
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Wow, that's quite an evening. Did you ever reply to any of those messages? Also I think you deserve props for not making up a dumb excuse and being straight up.
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Solid Snake07
06/08/17 1:13:40 AM
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you made the right choice in not going through with it.

Well.....actually the right choice was probably not to go at all. but you know what I mean
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Sad_Face
06/08/17 1:17:10 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
deupd_u posted...
We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard?


Lmfao

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thompsontalker7
06/08/17 1:43:06 AM
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WizardPowers posted...
She sounds like the type of girl that would dig your condom out of the trash to get herself pregnant with so you can never escape.


lmfao

gotta remember that for my own time

Sorry to hear it TC, but that was fucking hilarious to read
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a_riot04
06/08/17 1:51:03 AM
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iron jojo posted...
deupd_u posted...
Jesus...Alright. Here we go.

I pulled into her apartment, and I saw her walk out looking for me. I'm about 60 feet from her. Immediately, I'd say she was probably nearing 200lbs at 5'1". Now, I've met up with a few girls from Tinder before. It's not unusual for them to be fatter than they are in their photos; I'm pretty lenient about that sort of thing. This was too much.

As I walked closer, things I saw just got worse, and worse. She was cross-eyed, had some sort of limp, and had a slight southern accent. Pimples covered her cheeks: not the red kind, but the chunky kind that can get almost an eighth inch of height off the face. This girl was just gross. I want to turn around at this point, but I can't do that. It just feels wrong.

So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other.

I take her back to her apartment, and she asks me to come inside. I do it because it would be more interesting than the alternative, and I figure I might as well make things as awful as possible for myself. There's garbage everywhere. Every piece of fabric in the entire unit is stained with God-knows-what. It looks like an episode of Hoarders. Around her room, she strangely has photos of herself everywhere. Some of the photos were the ones she had used in her Tinder bio, 1 framed, labeled, "2014." So now we're in the "Netflix" stage of "Netflix and Chill." We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? She starts making uncouth remarks about sex, we sit awkwardly, as she waits for me to make a move on her. Neither of us say anything for over 5 minutes, I'm trying to think of somehow to finagle my way out of there. I just say, "...I'm sorry to be weird, but I think I should get out of here." She seems perfectly fine with it, happy almost. She thanks me for dinner, and I leave. That's when I made my last post, sitting in my car just before leaving for home.

On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment.

This happened, I swear to you. I did not make anything up. I did not exaggerate anything. I lost my evening, about $25 on dinner, some gas from my tank, and some hope. I'm going to bed, alone (thank God).

I love the way you write. No offense but I hope you go on more horrible tinder dates so I can read about them.

Agreed. Worth the wait and the read.
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MoreRpgs
06/08/17 1:52:05 AM
#84:


SlashmanSG posted...
deupd_u posted...
basically saying "take me out and fuck me."

This happened.


Just what I was thinking
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averagejoel
06/08/17 2:07:01 AM
#85:


even if that was fake, it was entertaining to read

that's also why i think breakfast and lunch dates are better: if you hit it off, it's super easy to spend more time together, and if it's bad then your day doesn't end on a bad note
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Supra574
06/08/17 2:19:19 AM
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TC that story is too real

I'm glad you made it out alive
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Slaya4
06/08/17 2:28:20 AM
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Damn. Idk what to say...
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umax555
06/08/17 2:36:04 AM
#88:


deupd_u posted...
On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment.


Why did you put your arm around her?

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thronedfire2
06/08/17 2:37:12 AM
#89:


Captain_Qwark posted...
She was high af when you got there I'm guessing


Sounds perfect
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Delirious_Beard
06/08/17 3:04:27 AM
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god that sounds unpleasant

tough break fam
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eneskar
06/08/17 3:04:49 AM
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Great story, feel bad for you.

Also, goddamn PICS!!!
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Chicken
06/08/17 3:05:53 AM
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She just wants a free meal lmao.

Ah just read the rest of the topic. Dont feel bad, she'll repeat the process with another dude in a few days.
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Sinroth
06/08/17 3:18:44 AM
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Lmao you done good TC
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Lvaneede
06/08/17 3:26:32 AM
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This is the sort of topic that makes CE great
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Haldol
06/08/17 3:49:07 AM
#95:


Awesome read


Sorry it didn't work out. But I'm curious as to what she looks like too
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Gretgrab
06/08/17 3:53:02 AM
#96:


Bump
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McSame/Failin 08'
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countzander
06/08/17 3:56:36 AM
#97:


justaguy3492 posted...
ended up ignoring her texts, so she starts blowing my phone up with calls (mind you we only hung out once), then I kinda tell her that I don't see anything happening between us and

None of those seem like bad dates, except the first one, maybe.
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Imanok89
06/08/17 4:09:07 AM
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WizardPowers posted...
She sounds like the type of girl that would dig your condom out of the trash to get herself pregnant with so you can never escape.


oh wow how have i never worried about this before...
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Coolppl Owns
06/08/17 4:28:21 AM
#100:


Fat ugly and racist

You hit the trifecta my friend
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