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Leanaunfurled 06/07/17 10:07:53 PM #51: |
Story!
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TheCurseX2 06/07/17 10:12:19 PM #52: |
I think TC is going to end up on the Deep Dark Web as part of a sadistic torture game.
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Amputation 06/07/17 10:17:54 PM #53: |
I just got a page from the hospital saying they just got a new kidney in that matches me! Thanks TC you saved my life
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Linctagon7 06/07/17 10:19:56 PM #54: |
lol
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emblem boy 06/07/17 10:20:22 PM #55: |
TC better deliver
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ThyCorndog 06/07/17 10:20:51 PM #56: |
story time tc
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Linctagon7 06/07/17 10:23:53 PM #57: |
justaguy3492 posted...
I've gone out with girls EXACTLY like you are describing on 3 different occasions, all 3 were awful experiences. Each time the girl messaged me first. i mean do you know what a shit test is mah boi --- yes i am ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 06/07/17 10:25:16 PM #58: |
Linctagon7 posted...
justaguy3492 posted...I've gone out with girls EXACTLY like you are describing on 3 different occasions, all 3 were awful experiences. Each time the girl messaged me first. Oh god you're an apartheid advocate AND a redpiller? --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JcOpIVY86 06/07/17 10:27:12 PM #59: |
ASithLord7 posted...
RIP Tc I died XD --- Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/jckorn86/smallerbanner.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deupd_u 06/07/17 10:58:10 PM #60: |
Jesus...Alright. Here we go.
I pulled into her apartment, and I saw her walk out looking for me. I'm about 60 feet from her. Immediately, I'd say she was probably nearing 200lbs at 5'1". Now, I've met up with a few girls from Tinder before. It's not unusual for them to be fatter than they are in their photos; I'm pretty lenient about that sort of thing. This was too much. As I walked closer, things I saw just got worse, and worse. She was cross-eyed, had some sort of limp, and had a slight southern accent. Pimples covered her cheeks: not the red kind, but the chunky kind that can get almost an eighth inch of height off the face. This girl was just gross. I want to turn around at this point, but I can't do that. It just feels wrong. So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other. I take her back to her apartment, and she asks me to come inside. I do it because it would be more interesting than the alternative, and I figure I might as well make things as awful as possible for myself. There's garbage everywhere. Every piece of fabric in the entire unit is stained with God-knows-what. It looks like an episode of Hoarders. Around her room, she strangely has photos of herself everywhere. Some of the photos were the ones she had used in her Tinder bio, 1 framed, labeled, "2014." So now we're in the "Netflix" stage of "Netflix and Chill." We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? She starts making uncouth remarks about sex, we sit awkwardly, as she waits for me to make a move on her. Neither of us say anything for over 5 minutes, I'm trying to think of somehow to finagle my way out of there. I just say, "...I'm sorry to be weird, but I think I should get out of here." She seems perfectly fine with it, happy almost. She thanks me for dinner, and I leave. That's when I made my last post, sitting in my car just before leaving for home. On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment. This happened, I swear to you. I did not make anything up. I did not exaggerate anything. I lost my evening, about $25 on dinner, some gas from my tank, and some hope. I'm going to bed, alone (thank God). --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 06/07/17 11:01:53 PM #61: |
If this is all true, damn.
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LethalAffinity 06/07/17 11:04:15 PM #62: |
deupd_u posted...
She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other. Ugh. I can't stand this. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 06/07/17 11:05:05 PM #63: |
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I4NRulez 06/07/17 11:06:05 PM #64: |
deupd_u posted...
So, I end up taking her for Chinese food. She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other. dude i hate this so much. I went on a date with this girl and we went to chillis and theres all these families there and shes sitting there saying "FUCK THIS FUCK THAT" just swearing up a storm its so awkward --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 06/07/17 11:09:57 PM #65: |
Holy shit, that's hilarious. Thanks for taking one for the team in order to tell us your tale. Have a nice sleep, you deserve it.
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littlebro07 06/07/17 11:13:01 PM #66: |
deupd_u posted...
We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? Lmfao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WizardPowers 06/07/17 11:18:36 PM #67: |
She sounds like the type of girl that would dig your condom out of the trash to get herself pregnant with so you can never escape.
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Agnostic420 06/07/17 11:18:50 PM #68: |
LethalAffinity posted...
deupd_u posted...She very loudly starts saying the most and embarrassing things about Chinese stereotypes (involving chopsticks, and cats). She is dumb as a sack of rocks, and it's kind of hard to describe because of how vapid and forgettable everything she said was. She couldn't understand the words I was using (like "consequent" and "origin"), and would laugh at things like dropping a piece of food off the table, or employees speaking Chinese to each other. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 06/07/17 11:21:03 PM #69: |
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ThyCorndog 06/07/17 11:35:09 PM #70: |
lol
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Offworlder1 06/07/17 11:36:07 PM #71: |
@deupd_u
As soon as you saw she was a fat ass, and unattractive you should have gotten the fuck out of there ASAP, there was absolutely no reason waste money on her or your time, hell if she had a limp and was cross eyed it's time to not even say "hello" just time to go. Why did it feel wrong to ditch her ? Honestly if it was me and I saw she was a whale I would have left and just gotten an escort if I was really looking for sex, NEVER lower your standards. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 06/07/17 11:37:59 PM #72: |
worth the wait
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GOATSLAYER 06/07/17 11:41:33 PM #73: |
deupd_u posted...
Jesus...Alright. Here we go. As soon as you saw her you should've got back in the car and drove away. Or pretended that you didn't speak English. Or said that you left your phone at home and needed to go back and get it really quickly and then just don't come back. --- Hide your kids, hide your goats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iron jojo 06/08/17 12:01:45 AM #74: |
deupd_u posted...
Jesus...Alright. Here we go. I love the way you write. No offense but I hope you go on more horrible tinder dates so I can read about them. --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scripts 06/08/17 12:08:46 AM #75: |
lmao we still want pics
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TheCurseX2 06/08/17 12:11:50 AM #76: |
Thank you for your honesty. I respect you.
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moose_knuckle 06/08/17 12:12:54 AM #77: |
At least you're not a cuckold
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CaptainOfCrush 06/08/17 12:58:14 AM #78: |
Great story, thanks for sharing, and props for going through with it. I dont think I could bring myself to totally stand up a girl either.
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Sativa_Rose 06/08/17 1:01:17 AM #79: |
Wow, that's quite an evening. Did you ever reply to any of those messages? Also I think you deserve props for not making up a dumb excuse and being straight up.
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Solid Snake07 06/08/17 1:13:40 AM #80: |
you made the right choice in not going through with it.
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Sad_Face 06/08/17 1:17:10 AM #81: |
littlebro07 posted...
deupd_u posted...We're watching some show as I sit on her bed, having an existential crisis, wondering how the fuck I ended up here. I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm tall. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm better than this. I am better than this. Why? Why does everything have to be so hard? --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thompsontalker7 06/08/17 1:43:06 AM #82: |
WizardPowers posted...
She sounds like the type of girl that would dig your condom out of the trash to get herself pregnant with so you can never escape. lmfao gotta remember that for my own time Sorry to hear it TC, but that was fucking hilarious to read --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet. Might wanna get on that, yeah? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a_riot04 06/08/17 1:51:03 AM #83: |
iron jojo posted...
deupd_u posted...Jesus...Alright. Here we go. Agreed. Worth the wait and the read. --- Reinforcements? I am THE reinforcements. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoreRpgs 06/08/17 1:52:05 AM #84: |
SlashmanSG posted...
deupd_u posted...basically saying "take me out and fuck me." Just what I was thinking ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 06/08/17 2:07:01 AM #85: |
even if that was fake, it was entertaining to read
that's also why i think breakfast and lunch dates are better: if you hit it off, it's super easy to spend more time together, and if it's bad then your day doesn't end on a bad note --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supra574 06/08/17 2:19:19 AM #86: |
TC that story is too real
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Slaya4 06/08/17 2:28:20 AM #87: |
Damn. Idk what to say...
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umax555 06/08/17 2:36:04 AM #88: |
deupd_u posted...
On the drive home, she texted me 7 times, and called me 3 times. She was asking me to tell her "what she did wrong," and if I was okay. One of her texts said, "When you put your arm around me I could feel tingles down my spine I really want to see you again." I hate to ghost someone, but God Almighty. I had to take a shower I felt so dirty from being in that apartment. Why did you put your arm around her? Great story though, you're a trooper. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 06/08/17 2:37:12 AM #89: |
Captain_Qwark posted...
She was high af when you got there I'm guessing Sounds perfect --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delirious_Beard 06/08/17 3:04:27 AM #90: |
god that sounds unpleasant
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eneskar 06/08/17 3:04:49 AM #91: |
Great story, feel bad for you.
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Chicken 06/08/17 3:05:53 AM #92: |
She just wants a free meal lmao.
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Sinroth 06/08/17 3:18:44 AM #93: |
Lmao you done good TC
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Lvaneede 06/08/17 3:26:32 AM #94: |
This is the sort of topic that makes CE great
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Haldol 06/08/17 3:49:07 AM #95: |
Awesome read
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Gretgrab 06/08/17 3:53:02 AM #96: |
Bump
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countzander 06/08/17 3:56:36 AM #97: |
justaguy3492 posted...
ended up ignoring her texts, so she starts blowing my phone up with calls (mind you we only hung out once), then I kinda tell her that I don't see anything happening between us and None of those seem like bad dates, except the first one, maybe. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imanok89 06/08/17 4:09:07 AM #99: |
WizardPowers posted...
She sounds like the type of girl that would dig your condom out of the trash to get herself pregnant with so you can never escape. oh wow how have i never worried about this before... --- I can't take anyone who likes MLP seriously. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coolppl Owns 06/08/17 4:28:21 AM #100: |
Fat ugly and racist
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