Current Events > Going on a Tinder date tonight. She was super straight forward

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deupd_u 06/07/17 5:30:02 PM #1:	She matched with and messaged me last night at midnight, basically saying "take me out and fuck me." She then texted me this morning saying explicitly, "just so you know, we're not having sex tonight." Probably just trying to not seem like a slut, as they do. Totally average looking, the definition of a 5/10. She just seems super weird, but there's no reason not to go for it. I'll report back when it's over. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:880609846] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>She matched with and messaged me last night at midnight, basically saying "take me out and fuck me." She then texted me this morning saying explicitly, "just so you know, we're not having sex tonight." Probably just trying to not seem like a slut, as they do. Totally average looking, the definition of a 5/10. She just seems super weird, but there's no reason not to go for it. I'll report back when it's over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_RETS_ 06/07/17 5:30:56 PM #2:	Just don't act like you're desperate to have sex and you'll be fine <cite>_RETS_ posted [p:880609909] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Just don't act like you're desperate to have sex and you'll be fine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 06/07/17 5:31:27 PM #3:	sounds crazy as fuck. Good luck with that --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:880609946] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>sounds crazy as fuck. Good luck with that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 06/07/17 5:31:46 PM #4:	RIP Tc --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:880609958] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>RIP Tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 06/07/17 5:44:07 PM #5:	_RETS_ posted... Just don't act like you're desperate to have sex and you'll be fine Nah, I'm pretty chill. Solid Snake07 posted... sounds crazy as fuck. Good luck with that Probably. ASithLord7 posted... RIP Tc I am legitimately a little concerned. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:880610717] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>_RETS_ posted...</cite> <quote>Just don't act like you're desperate to have sex and you'll be fine</quote> Nah, I'm pretty chill. <cite>Solid Snake07 posted...</cite> <quote>sounds crazy as fuck. Good luck with that</quote> Probably. <cite>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Tc</quote> I am legitimately a little concerned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 06/07/17 5:45:39 PM #6:	deupd_u posted... basically saying "take me out and fuck me." This happened. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:880610821] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>basically saying "take me out and fuck me."</quote> This happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 06/07/17 5:46:17 PM #7:	i have you tagged as "paper rose guy" so you should make her a paper rose TC --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>green butter posted [p:880610855] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>i have you tagged as "paper rose guy" so you should make her a paper rose TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eneskar 06/07/17 5:46:24 PM #8:	Pics --- I need a good signature. <cite>eneskar posted [p:880610866] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 06/07/17 5:48:25 PM #9:	tag --- Currently Playing: Trails in the Sky the 3rd http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/ZYPfDmJ.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:880610994] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pics_nao_plz 06/07/17 5:49:33 PM #10:	I am intrigued --- Lol <cite>Pics_nao_plz posted [p:880611086] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>I am intrigued</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/07/17 5:49:34 PM #11:	eneskar posted... Pics 8 posts, CE is slipping --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:880611089] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>eneskar posted...</cite> <quote>Pics</quote> 8 posts, CE is slipping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 06/07/17 5:49:35 PM #12:	She's going to fuck you, and not in the good way. ASithLord7 posted... RIP Tc --- http://i.imgur.com/ks5GR7C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vG1Yhak.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:880611091] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>She's going to fuck you, and not in the good way. <cite>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Tc</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 06/07/17 5:50:56 PM #14:	did TC get his dinker donger chopped off yet --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:880611181] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>did TC get his dinker donger chopped off yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eneskar 06/07/17 5:56:46 PM #15:	awesome999 posted... eneskar posted... Pics 8 posts, CE is slipping Yeah, I had to do it. I'm a tad disappointed... --- I need a good signature. <cite>eneskar posted [p:880611526] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eneskar posted...</cite> <quote>Pics</quote> 8 posts, CE is slipping</quote> Yeah, I had to do it. I'm a tad disappointed...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 06/07/17 6:31:57 PM #16:	I'm early. I'm in the parking lot of her apartment complex. It's not quite the "hood," but it's definitely sketchy here. I'm going to sit in my car for 15 minutes before I text her that I'm here. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:880613601] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>I'm early. I'm in the parking lot of her apartment complex. It's not quite the "hood," but it's definitely sketchy here. I'm going to sit in my car for 15 minutes before I text her that I'm here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlternativeFAQS 06/07/17 6:32:47 PM #17:	please live tweet this <cite>AlternativeFAQS posted [p:880613635] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>please live tweet this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 06/07/17 6:33:06 PM #18:	deupd_u posted... "take me out and fuck me." She then texted me this morning saying explicitly, "just so you know, we're not having sex tonight." That means she wants you to bolt right before they bring the bill out. Financially fuck her. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:880613650] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>"take me out and fuck me." She then texted me this morning saying explicitly, "just so you know, we're not having sex tonight."</quote> That means she wants you to bolt right before they bring the bill out. Financially fuck her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Terra-enforcer 06/07/17 6:33:20 PM #19:	is TC a beta-cuck? --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 <cite>Terra-enforcer posted [p:880613669] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>is TC a beta-cuck?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/07/17 6:33:42 PM #20:	Hopefully she won't try to rob you when you take her back to your place <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:880613689] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Hopefully she won't try to rob you when you take her back to your place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/07/17 6:38:26 PM #21:	Sketchy af --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:880613942] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Sketchy af</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 06/07/17 6:39:41 PM #22:	This is going to be my last message. If I die, let it be known: ~~I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE~~ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:880614008] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>This is going to be my last message. If I die, let it be known: I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 06/07/17 6:40:58 PM #23:	SSJGrimReaper posted... did TC get his dinker donger chopped off yet I hope so <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:880614090] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>did TC get his dinker donger chopped off yet</quote> I hope so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 06/07/17 6:43:44 PM #24:	deupd_u posted... This is going to be my last message. If I die, let it be known: ~~I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE~~ Did TC really quote LB. I hope she skull fs you in the worst way. <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:880614249] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>This is going to be my last message. If I die, let it be known: I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE</quote> Did TC really quote LB. I hope she skull fs you in the worst way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/07/17 6:43:49 PM #25:	eneskar posted... Pics --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:880614257] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>eneskar posted...</cite> <quote>Pics</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
justaguy3492 06/07/17 7:14:49 PM #26:	I've gone out with girls EXACTLY like you are describing on 3 different occasions, all 3 were awful experiences. Each time the girl messaged me first. Girl 1: Really cute Asian girl who wanted to mess around in the car while driving to get brunch. Then at brunch she proceeded to talk about all the guys she's banged off of tinder, how she had a date later that night, and for some odd reason different college campus's yik-yak accounts. Girl 2: Again cute Asian girl who invites me to her area to go get drinks and on the way there (she drove, which I later regretted) she tells me about how she was in and out of psychiatric care and how she hates her parents. Then she takes over conversation for the rest of the night, but invites me back to her place. I didn't go because I had to go pick my sister up from work. Girl 3: (Easily the craziest) She wants to go to the park to walk around and talk. I say yes and picked her up. The car ride there was awkward, but that's to be expected. We eventually walk to this creek area that had a downed tree and we just sat and talked...that's when it got weird. She started telling me things that you wouldn't tell someone you've been with for 6 months let alone the day you met them. Everything ranged from describing her UTI experiences bad casual sex experiences the fact that she sold her body on more than one occasion and finally implying that we should find a parking lot to mess around in. There was soooo many more weird things that she said that I can't even type them all out. Then I ended up ignoring her texts, so she starts blowing my phone up with calls (mind you we only hung out once), then I kinda tell her that I don't see anything happening between us and she says fine. THEN texts me the next day saying that she was sorry for being mean to me and that she wanted to hangout again. And that's when I ignored her. Moral of the story: If she messages you first and immediately asks to hang out save yourself some time and don't do it. --- Gt: justaguy3492 <cite>justaguy3492 posted [p:880616053] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>I've gone out with girls EXACTLY like you are describing on 3 different occasions, all 3 were awful experiences. Each time the girl messaged me first. Girl 1: Really cute Asian girl who wanted to mess around in the car while driving to get brunch. Then at brunch she proceeded to talk about all the guys she's banged off of tinder, how she had a date later that night, and for some odd reason different college campus's yik-yak accounts. Girl 2: Again cute Asian girl who invites me to her area to go get drinks and on the way there (she drove, which I later regretted) she tells me about how she was in and out of psychiatric care and how she hates her parents. Then she takes over conversation for the rest of the night, but invites me back to her place. I didn't go because I had to go pick my sister up from work. Girl 3: (Easily the craziest) She wants to go to the park to walk around and talk. I say yes and picked her up. The car ride there was awkward, but that's to be expected. We eventually walk to this creek area that had a downed tree and we just sat and talked...that's when it got weird. She started telling me things that you wouldn't tell someone you've been with for 6 months let alone the day you met them. Everything ranged from describing her UTI experiences bad casual sex experiences the fact that she sold her body on more than one occasion and finally implying that we should find a parking lot to mess around in. There was soooo many more weird things that she said that I can't even type them all out. Then I ended up ignoring her texts, so she starts blowing my phone up with calls (mind you we only hung out once), then I kinda tell her that I don't see anything happening between us and she says fine. THEN texts me the next day saying that she was sorry for being mean to me and that she wanted to hangout again. And that's when I ignored her. Moral of the story: If she messages you first and immediately asks to hang out save yourself some time and don't do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 06/07/17 9:21:41 PM #27:	Yeah, it was bad. Story later. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:880623184] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 06/07/17 9:24:22 PM #28:	deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. tag <cite>treewojima posted [p:880623342] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/07/17 9:30:57 PM #29:	deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. damn TC really did get his dinker donger cut off --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:880623805] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> damn TC really did get his dinker donger cut off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 06/07/17 9:31:33 PM #30:	treewojima posted... deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. tag --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:880623834] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> tag</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 06/07/17 9:32:09 PM #31:	Lol I'm curious about the story. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:880623866] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Lol I'm curious about the story.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mD_atheist 06/07/17 9:37:05 PM #32:	treewojima posted... deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. tag ahhhh --- ASUS XONAR DG - FiiO D3 (D03K) - JDS Labs OBJECTIVE2 Beyerdynamic DT 770 PRO, 250 ohms - Audioengine A5+/Polk Audio PSW10 <cite>mD_atheist posted [p:880624161] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> tag</quote> ahhhh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSingingHobo 06/07/17 9:39:51 PM #33:	deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. No, now. Story and pics, NOW! --- Sig space for sale. Inquire within. <cite>TheSingingHobo posted [p:880624310] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> No, now. Story and pics, NOW!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R0ttedHorror 06/07/17 9:41:34 PM #34:	Tag --- http://i.imgur.com/unCbAUq.jpg <cite>R0ttedHorror posted [p:880624427] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forlorn_Ass 06/07/17 9:42:18 PM #35:	ASithLord7 posted... treewojima posted... deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. tag --- Her cheeks wobble around like water balloons on a trampoline. <cite>Forlorn_Ass posted [p:880624479] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> tag</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 06/07/17 9:42:41 PM #36:	She probably a hoe. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:880624498] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>She probably a hoe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 06/07/17 9:45:36 PM #37:	Tag --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:880624690] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReignFury 06/07/17 9:47:07 PM #38:	She has a penis? --- MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN http://i.giftrunk.com/rv4b2c.gif <cite>ReignFury posted [p:880624783] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>She has a penis?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/07/17 9:47:18 PM #39:	Tag --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:880624793] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 06/07/17 9:48:58 PM #40:	She's probably selling his balls on eBay as we speak. Then again she probably just tossed them out a window from how tiny they are from the years of abuse of drinking mt dew & listening to limp bizket <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:880624879] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>She's probably selling his balls on eBay as we speak. Then again she probably just tossed them out a window from how tiny they are from the years of abuse of drinking mt dew & listening to limp bizket</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/07/17 9:50:26 PM #41:	Also glad to hear crazy bitches are common on Tinder I had a theory that my best friend has a sexually transmitted disease that only affects women by making them batshit crazy. Every girl he's met on Tinder that he ended up dating seemed perfectly normal until he fucked them. Then it was like his dick was a key that unlocked the hidden character of "Personality B" --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:880624975] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Also glad to hear crazy bitches are common on Tinder I had a theory that my best friend has a sexually transmitted disease that only affects women by making them batshit crazy. Every girl he's met on Tinder that he ended up dating seemed perfectly normal until he fucked them. Then it was like his dick was a key that unlocked the hidden character of "Personality B"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazgotflred 06/07/17 9:50:29 PM #42:	Tag --- Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' <cite>Kazgotflred posted [p:880624978] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sad_Face 06/07/17 9:51:32 PM #43:	justaguy3492 posted... Moral of the story: If she messages you first and immediately asks to hang out save yourself some time and don't do it. deupd_u posted... Yeah, it was bad. Story later. CHORTLES I'm so glad I got to read these two posts right after each other when I finally saw the topic update. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif <cite>Sad_Face posted [p:880625031] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote><cite>justaguy3492 posted...</cite> <quote>Moral of the story: If she messages you first and immediately asks to hang out save yourself some time and don't do it.</quote> <cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was bad. Story later.</quote> CHORTLES I'm so glad I got to read these two posts right after each other when I finally saw the topic update.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
this_is_wow_huh 06/07/17 9:51:50 PM #44:	tag for story --- this is still huh wow! <cite>this_is_wow_huh posted [p:880625049] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>tag for story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iron jojo 06/07/17 9:54:32 PM #46:	Tag --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:880625216] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thing1010 06/07/17 9:56:24 PM #47:	did you get catfished lol <cite>thing1010 posted [p:880625328] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>did you get catfished lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Krave_ 06/07/17 9:57:47 PM #48:	Taaaaaaaag --- Am I seducing or being seduced? <cite>_Krave_ posted [p:880625397] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>Taaaaaaaag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 06/07/17 9:59:17 PM #49:	wtf, we need pics and story already --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade http://i.imgur.com/MYYEIx5.gif http://i.imgur.com/WGE12ef.jpg <cite>solosnake posted [p:880625497] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>wtf, we need pics and story already</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mister_Spyker 06/07/17 10:07:10 PM #50:	story --- Dear lord, Spyker just ripped his entire life apart in nothing more than a few paragraphs. Ouch... - RexSilver <cite>Mister_Spyker posted [p:880625979] in Going on a... [t:75433169]...</cite> <quote>story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Going on a Tinder date tonight. She was super straight forward (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Going on a Tinder date tonight. She was super straight forward