Board 8 > Would you turn down a no-strings-attached bj from an obese woman

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CaptainOfCrush
06/05/17 1:54:00 PM
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Would you turn down a no-strings-attached bj from an obese person (read the fine print below)




Pretend you are single with no romantic ties to anyone else. No strings attached. No emotional entanglements unless you try to initiate them. No one else knows unless you tell them. No risks at all, including no risk of disease.
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-FFDragon-
06/05/17 1:54:37 PM
#2:


how obese is obese
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Bane_Of_Despair
06/05/17 1:55:13 PM
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Whew thank god I wouldn't have to tell anybody a fat person touched me
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MysteriousStan
06/05/17 2:02:10 PM
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Back in high school we were being dicks to one of our teammates by calling him Whale Rider cause we thought his girlfriend was fat (he was kinda a dick himself so whatever). And then our volleyball coach just up and says that "fat girls give the best head" and we were all like wtf??? That guy was a bit weird.

So there you go, testimonial from my weirdo volleyball coach.
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CaptainOfCrush
06/05/17 2:06:16 PM
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MysteriousStan posted...
So there you go, testimonial from my weirdo volleyball coach.

I can top that with personal testimony. I threw a small party at my parents house (they were out of town) on New Year's Eve 2014. The only people who stayed until the morning hours of 2015 were my buddy who took one spare bedroom and a very heavyset girl who took another. I could tell she was really into me so I texted her, she came downstairs to my room and then gave me what to this day might have been the best bj of my life. She was a damn force of nature.
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MariaTaylor
06/05/17 2:08:49 PM
#6:


none of these answers really fit my response

I'd turn it down. not for specifically any of the reasons listed. I guess the second one is the closest to my reasoning.
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Grand Kirby
06/05/17 2:09:12 PM
#7:


What religion has "no fat chicks" as one of its tenets?
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Corrik
06/05/17 2:09:25 PM
#8:


If single, no reason to turn it down at all.
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CaptainOfCrush
06/05/17 2:11:21 PM
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Grand Kirby posted...
What religion has "no fat chicks" as one of its tenets?

No physical relations before marriage. I know there are at least a couple practicing Christians here so it might apply to them.
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MenuWars
06/05/17 2:14:37 PM
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Depends entirely upon whether I find them attractive or not, so size is definitely a determining factor, I'll go with no just to be on the safe side.
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Lopen
06/05/17 2:16:41 PM
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Well, I'd turn it down if she was unattractive.

Which is not necessarily a given given the premise that she's overweight.

It is, however, more likely than not, as "obese" is not a particularly flattering word to describe weight, so I voted #2.
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MZero11
06/05/17 2:17:01 PM
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I wouldn't call it a religious tenet, but I don't really do things with people unless I'm in a relationship or pursuing a relationship. One-and-done is not my style, so I'd probably turn it down
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kevwaffles
06/05/17 2:24:17 PM
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No, because she clearly doesn't know how to not use her teeth!

I'll be here all week, folks!
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velocycloraptor
06/05/17 2:28:02 PM
#14:


Depends how much they paid me I guess
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TheRock1525
06/05/17 2:30:30 PM
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-FFDragon- posted...
how obese is obese

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KamikazePotato
06/05/17 2:32:53 PM
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-FFDragon- posted...
how obese is obese

This. I've slept with a fat girl but obese is something else entirely
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MariaTaylor
06/05/17 2:35:05 PM
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obesity is a BMI of 30 or higher usually
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pjbasis
06/05/17 2:37:50 PM
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TheRock1525
06/05/17 2:39:13 PM
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MariaTaylor posted...
obesity is a BMI of 30 or higher usually


I have a BMI over 30 and I'm nowhere near obese.
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Ultii
06/05/17 2:42:37 PM
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Would and have. Can't get it up if I'm not attracted to the person.
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Kenri
06/05/17 2:48:51 PM
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MZero11 posted...
I wouldn't call it a religious tenet, but I don't really do things with people unless I'm in a relationship or pursuing a relationship. One-and-done is not my style, so I'd probably turn it down

Yeah this is more or less my feeling too.
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MoogleKupo141
06/05/17 2:51:39 PM
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I don't want my penis near a stranger's mouth
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bryans7
06/05/17 2:54:51 PM
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Yes cause of the first one. Not religious I'm just not that dude.
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MrSmartGuy
06/05/17 3:45:43 PM
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Have done this and can confirm the assertion of post #5.
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Ngamer64
06/05/17 4:32:51 PM
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Yikes, didn't realize the straight men of B8 were such Picky Peters.


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ExThaNemesis
06/05/17 4:39:37 PM
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only if she swallows
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Grand Kirby
06/05/17 10:45:11 PM
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She's obese, of course she's going to swallow.
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Dark Young Link
06/05/17 10:49:16 PM
#29:


If she knows how to give good head, why turn that down?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/05/17 10:51:19 PM
#30:


In most cases, yes I would accept
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Kinglicious
06/05/17 11:17:18 PM
#31:


Grand Kirby posted...
What religion has "no fat chicks" as one of its tenets?



Judaism.
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CaptainOfCrush
06/06/17 4:21:12 PM
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Bumpo.
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MegaWentEvil
06/06/17 4:28:24 PM
#33:


About the third option: You should have included the "Yes, I'm attracted to no one" option. Some people are asexual. Get over it.
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kevwaffles
06/06/17 4:33:07 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKie-vgUGdI

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ViviffTheMobile
06/06/17 6:25:46 PM
#35:


I'm the rare "blowjobs do absolutely nothing for me" type so 100lbs or 1000lbs it doesn't make any difference to me.
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KingBartz
06/06/17 9:04:46 PM
#36:


I voted the first option because I'm in a relationship and didn't read the post.

Now I'm not sure what option I would take
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Peace___Frog
06/06/17 9:54:07 PM
#38:


Kinglicious posted...
Grand Kirby posted...
What religion has "no fat chicks" as one of its tenets?



Judaism.
Pigs are a no go.

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