Poll of the Day > ITT: Give me your worst insults that won't break ToU.

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Go_Totodile
04/30/17 4:39:22 PM
#1:


Attack me with everything you got and maybe all this venting will help this board some.
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Mead
04/30/17 4:40:34 PM
#2:


You stinky stinker
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Go_Totodile
04/30/17 4:45:36 PM
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*goes into bedroom and cries for the rest of the day*
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SunWuKung420
04/30/17 4:55:46 PM
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You make terrible topics.
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Go_Totodile
04/30/17 4:57:18 PM
#5:


IS that all you got? I KNOW I make terrible topics.
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WhiskeyDisk
04/30/17 5:01:09 PM
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I would call you a **** but you lack both warmth and depth.

Am I doing this right?
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Go_Totodile
04/30/17 6:29:16 PM
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I'm actually surprised this is all I got.
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WhiskeyDisk
04/30/17 6:34:30 PM
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Fwiw, I hardly know you but I'm a known jerk and there you were arms down, chin out, face presented and all so...
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nom_noms
05/01/17 1:15:37 AM
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Oh you sack of bags of buckets of idiots!
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Lokarin
05/01/17 1:18:17 AM
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You are a soulless biological automaton.
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Runner_style
05/01/17 1:20:21 AM
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People that're pro life would change their mind after meeting you!
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BlazeAndBlade
05/01/17 1:22:55 AM
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You fight like a Dairy Farmer!
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Mario_VS_DK
05/01/17 1:23:43 AM
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I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!

Go_Totodile posted...
I'm actually surprised this is all I got.


It's incredibly easy to get modded for insulting people.
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slacker03150
05/01/17 1:25:53 AM
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You make Teddy Buckland look good.
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Go_Totodile
05/01/17 1:29:30 AM
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Mario_VS_DK posted...

It's incredibly easy to get modded for insulting people.

The worst insult in this topic yet
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wwinterj25
05/01/17 1:43:33 AM
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Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Zeus
05/01/17 1:45:29 AM
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If you want tips about what scrapes under the TOS, you should ask a seasoned troll like "Gifted" AC because guys like that get modded time and time again until they develop weirdly worded insults which avoid moderations.
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Go_Totodile
05/01/17 3:15:44 PM
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Zeus posted...
If you want tips about what scrapes under the TOS, you should ask a seasoned troll like "Gifted" AC because guys like that get modded time and time again until they develop weirdly worded insults which avoid moderations.

GiftedACIII? That dude saved my life tho
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AdrammeIech
05/01/17 3:18:00 PM
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You are the water from the ketchup bottle.
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BaconLicious
05/01/17 3:35:54 PM
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I hope you step on legos.
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gravy
05/01/17 3:37:49 PM
#22:


You probably smell like something that doesn't smell good
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TheSlinja
05/01/17 3:38:09 PM
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you put the milk in yer cheerios first, and you dont even get honey nut
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RedPixel
05/01/17 3:38:28 PM
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You're a ******, Harry.

It's not wizard
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Go_Totodile
05/01/17 6:21:03 PM
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TheSlinja posted...
you put the milk in yer cheerios first, and you dont even get honey nut

This one is false.
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Muffinz0rz
05/01/17 8:14:20 PM
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fuck you
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Go_Totodile
05/01/17 11:08:30 PM
#27:


Fuck off
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AugustDreaming
05/01/17 11:13:11 PM
#28:


I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
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streamofthesky
05/02/17 1:29:41 AM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Attack me with everything you got and maybe all this venting will help this board some.

Erik P is a better poster than you.

Now go cry
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Mead
05/02/17 1:31:49 AM
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streamofthesky posted...
Erik P is a better poster than you.


Too far man
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streamofthesky
05/02/17 1:32:24 AM
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Mead posted...
streamofthesky posted...
Erik P is a better poster than you.


Too far man

He asked for the worst insults we could give him.

(And he really dislikes Erik)
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jramirez23
05/02/17 1:33:06 AM
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You are a thorn on my side.
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PK_Spam
05/02/17 1:49:08 AM
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You have to be notable/memorable for people to actually give you good insults.
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trodi_911
05/02/17 1:50:48 AM
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Your mother was a Ditto and your father smelled of Nomel Berries.
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TheCyborgNinja
05/02/17 1:56:00 AM
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You're Nickelback's number one groupie.
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SunWuKung420
05/02/17 1:58:14 AM
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Totodile is the worst Pokemon.
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ZBug_
05/02/17 1:59:20 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Totodile is the worst Pokemon.

Take that back you savage.

Mudkip is the worst starter.
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Firewood18
05/02/17 11:18:11 AM
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You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
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spooky96
05/02/17 11:21:00 AM
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youre so pathetic i cant be bothered to think
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Go_Totodile
05/02/17 2:32:02 PM
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TC is a fucking moronic idiot
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yourDaddie
05/02/17 3:02:22 PM
#41:


You are a Merry cone
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TheWorstPoster
05/02/17 3:13:52 PM
#42:


You smell like boogers
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Zeus
05/04/17 2:15:37 AM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Zeus posted...
If you want tips about what scrapes under the TOS, you should ask a seasoned troll like "Gifted" AC because guys like that get modded time and time again until they develop weirdly worded insults which avoid moderations.

GiftedACIII? That dude saved my life tho


lolwut? Let me tell you something about "Gifted." The only reason that he'd push somebody out of the way of a speeding car would be if he was aiming to toss them in front of a speeding bus. He's a known sociopath who previously advocated for converting all long-term prison sentences into death sentences.
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cgreenw
05/04/17 2:29:12 AM
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You like to ride your bike with no seat on it.
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jedirood
05/04/17 2:29:19 AM
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I have shits more visually appealing than you
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Go_Totodile
05/04/17 1:03:59 PM
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cgreenw posted...
You like to ride your bike with no seat on it.

What the fuck rude
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