In the chat, the talk about which Divas are attractive inevitably led to us talking about how much we all hate Hornswoggle. I spent twenty minutes looking for this one relevant gif and found a whole treasure trove. Enjoy.
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I WANTED KHARMA TO KILL B****** DEAD!
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Although I've never really had much of a problem with Hornswoggle.
Little People's Court was an abomination, and I hate it when he signs up for matches of his own free will and then we're supposed to feel bad when heels legally hurt him, but other than that he's never really bothered me that much.
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From: Achromatic | #362 I won User of the Year on the platform of John Cena being awesome.
y'all can't see me.
I HATE YOU CHRIS
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From: Jakyl25 | #361 Little People's Court was an abomination, and I hate it when he signs up for matches of his own free will and then we're supposed to feel bad when heels legally hurt him, but other than that he's never really bothered me that much.
Little People's Court is my favorite thing he's ever done.
And that's not praise for Little People's Court.
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From: Rad Link 5 | #367 Little People's Court is my favorite thing he's ever done.
Hey now, EVERYONE loved him as Little Bastard when he was nothing more than Finlay's magical leprechaun that he presumably captured somehow to assist him in cheating.
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Being the last cruiserweight champion was the best thing he ever did. I mean that division was clearly awful and he killed it.
Now if only WCW's cruiserweight division could exist again.
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From: WarThaNemesis2 | #372 Whiskey_Nick posted... I WILL BE THE FRANCHISE
You're going to become a Target Manager?
Only if I can be Chris' manager ... and make his life worse than a bad life
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I do kinda hope they wouldn't give a fake injury report if he's leaving for a hiatus anyway. I'm sorta legitimately worried for his health after some of those stiff shots.
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I just want Brodus, Ryback, and Lord Tensai to face each other in a match so that we can get the stupid squash match bull**** over with once and for all.
Or at least reduce it to 1 out of those 3 instead of all 3 of them.
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From: Rad Link 5 | #379 Lord Hentai should reign supreme. He holds a victory over Cena and his gimmick is the one they have demonstrated the ability to write for the best.
Are you ready for this?
Are yo usure?
Me and RL5...we agree on this one!
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From: Rad Link 5 | #380 You could do some fun things with Brodus, but I don't have any faith in the writing staff to try given what I've seen so far involving him.
squashing and wasting talented midcarders shouldnt be it.
He should be tagging up with hornswoggle against NXT tier guys.
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Brodus is boring, not that good a wrestler, and has been doing this crap too long and pushed too hard over people he has no business going over. He's gone nowhere with the gimmick.
Ryback has done nothing but squash literal nobodies so I don't remotely care about him. No personality either. Titus and Darren in the like 3 appearances they've had recently are way more entertaining.
Lord Tensai is Sodom from Final Fight.
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Rad Link 5 posted... I do kinda hope they wouldn't give a fake injury report if he's leaving for a hiatus anyway. I'm sorta legitimately worried for his health after some of those stiff shots.
john's had injuries piling up over the last year or so, including some semi-urgent neck problems
TLC buyrates didn't drop any more than the normal 2011 PPV drop, so they know that No Cena doesn't necessarily destroy PPV success. Dunno about ratings.
Man, last night was such a great show to wake up and reminisce about, but Raw can't come fast enough. Where DO they go from here? If Cena is gone, then there's NO ONE left for Punk until you get down to Lord Tensai.
Sure, Brock could DEMAND an undeserved title shot, but I think they're saving that for Summerslam at the earliest.
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Probably Jericho just ambushes Punk some more and Punk is like "LOOK, DUDE, what do you want?! I already kicked your stupid ass two times!" (paraphrase) and Jericho's like "Bro, just give me one more chance. If you're really the Best in the World, you'll give me one more chance, bro." (paraphrase) Punk's like "Nuh-uh, man. I already gave you two!" (paraphrase), and Jericho's like "Well, FINE! Then how about loser goes away?! If you win, I'll leave! But if I win, you've gotta go, bro!" (paraphrase).
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See, I was thinking that about Punk myself. Where on earth does he go from here and who out there actually challenges him nowadays anyway?
It's a shame Bryan is Smackdown based and just coming out of the title picture there. I mean Bryan and Punk were even when they had their matches earlier in the year.
Speaking of Bryan, he seriously needs a back-up finished since some faces just don't tap. So he's basically relying on roll-ups or shenanigans to beat them. That was part of the problem I had buying into his Sheamus feud, I just couldn't see how Bryan was going to beat Sheamus. Especially for 2 pinfalls.
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