Board 8 > You are now - An illustrated CYOA - Part 3: Because READING is IMPORTANT

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Exactly, and who knows what other kinds of condoms we will find on our travels. The possibilities are endless.


Based on his personality we can make 2 assumptions about Dan.

1) He will at any given time have several condoms on his person with high aspirations as to their use.

2) He will be unable to use them.

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azuarc posted...
muddersmilk posted...
Condom seems like the worst weapon possible,

If it were an ordinary condom, yes, but this is an EXPLOSIVE condom. It's like the Holy Hand Grenade, or something.

But we only have one. After that we are stuck with ordinary condoms again.

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muddersmilk posted...
azuarc posted...
muddersmilk posted...
Condom seems like the worst weapon possible,

If it were an ordinary condom, yes, but this is an EXPLOSIVE condom. It's like the Holy Hand Grenade, or something.

But we only have one. After that we are stuck with ordinary condoms again.

BUT WHAT IF IT'S LIKE CHRIS'S BASKETBALL AND RETURNS TO HIS INVENTORY AFTER EACH USE?

That's basically an unlimited supply free grenades (possibly).

Changing my vote yet again to:

>Throw EXPLOSIVE CONDOM at MR. FUZZY.

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Sure, I'm fine with that.

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I think strangling it with the hat is slightly more practical but the condom would be hilarious.

Also, Harrison doesn't need a weapon and if he uses anything else but his FISTS I will be disappointed.

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HeroDelTiempo17 posted...
I think strangling it with the hat is slightly more practical but the condom would be hilarious.

Also, Harrison doesn't need a weapon and if he uses anything else but his FISTS I will be disappointed.

Just because he has a weapon doesn't mean he ever has to use it.

And alright, looks like we are going with the exploding condom.

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HeroDelTiempo17 posted...
I think strangling it with the hat is slightly more practical but the condom would be hilarious.

Also, Harrison doesn't need a weapon and if he uses anything else but his FISTS I will be disappointed.

He DID say he would fight with his bare hands during a zombiepocalypse, but... Mr. Fuzzy is no zombie.

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Fuzzypocalypse

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Raka_Putra posted...
Fuzzypocalypse

It sounds better as Fuzzocaplyse but that may be just me.

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That works too.

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So, the majority vote is throw an explosive condom?

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>Throw an EXPLOSIVE CONDOM at STRANGE SCARY FUZZY THING holding Beth.

azuarc posted...
>Throw an EXPLOSIVE CONDOM at STRANGE SCARY FUZZY THING holding Beth.

TBQH

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FAHtastic posted...
So, the majority vote is throw an explosive condom?

Yes. I don't wanna do an official count, but it's like

5 use condom
3 use Beth
2 undecided/other

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I'm fine for that to be your choice, but I will use this wording, for obvious reasons.

Twelfth_Hill posted...
> Prodigiously propel PRECARIOUS PROPHYLACTIC at PROBLEM

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But of course! That wording is far superior to anything ever.

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I guess I'm in with this (using the condom) just to see what happens.

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I find it funny that some people thought using Beth as a weapon wasn't alright but throwing an EXPLOSIVE condom in her general area was fine.

Can't wait to see what happens.

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You seem to think that Dan is capable of picking up Beth and wielding her as a weapon.

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Forceful_Dragon posted...
You seem to think that Dan is capable of picking up Beth and wielding her as a weapon.

She's a nerdy girl who isn't fat.

That means she's a twig.

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Dan is not the strong one.

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I'm a nerdy girl who's not fat. But at ~130 I'm not exactly a twig either. >_>

I'm not doubting there's a guy or two out there that could pick me up and weild me like a battering ram or a bludgeon efficiently, but just looking at Dan I doubt he has that ability.

Go for the condom.

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You're ruining my suspension of disbelief, Gen.

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wait a minute

in before the explosion from the condom burns the nerdy girl's arm and also mutes her for some reason

THE SECRET ORIGIN OF STEPHANIE

(not really though <_<)

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Oh my god, that is exactly what is going to happen.

Dan vs Stephanie Revenge Duel confirmed as final chapter.

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FAHtastic posted...
I'm fine for that to be your choice, but I will use this wording, for obvious reasons.

Twelfth_Hill posted...
> Prodigiously propel PRECARIOUS PROPHYLACTIC at PROBLEM

Meh, alliterations are overrated. Besides, I'm sure I could come up with some better words in there.


> Beam BURSTING BIRTH CONTROL BALLOON by Beth to blow away BRAZEN BALEFUL BEING.

Too late.










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SPOILERS
Should have hit it with Beth.

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But....our plan was flawless! Flawless!

damn you, dan
damn youuuuuuuu

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>Stay HID.

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Obviously.

There's certainly not going to be anything more useful to us in the bathroom stall. I'd call this a suck situation. Way to go, Dan. Not that I can completely blame you under the circumstances, but damn. I'm sure Chris won't be by any time soon.

It's funny, while I wouldn't have expected Dan to be brave, I expected Seymour to be the p****s***. Well, he still might be, but at least he knows how to be an internet tough guy.


I would suggest getting up and standing on the toilet seat, but in the state Dan's in, he's probably incapable of doing much other than trying to control his own whimpers. So...

> Sob profusely while attempting to CONTROL YOUR OWN WHIMPERS.

One Deus Ex Machina, coming up! (We hope, for Dan's sake, anyway.)

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Result would've been the same. If he didn't have the courage to throw something at Fuzzy from a distance he sure as hell wasn't gonna drop kick him up close or stand between it and use himself as leverage to get him up off that girl and then use that girl as a weapon.


ACTION:
>Stay hidden. Dan sucks.

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>Stifle pathetic cries with hat so as to remain undetected

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Oh. Dan's a coward. Makes sense.

>Snap out of it and consider options

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Why is Dan such a coward? He had a back attack and everything.

But since he's in that stall

>Lock the stall and sit on the toilet in case you get scared s*******.

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Sure Gen, make excuses for your mistakes. That's how to succeed in life.

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Ignoring good logic is certainly sure to succeed though right?

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Kids, if you don't stop fighting, I'm going to turn this topic around and we'll go home.

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From: GenesisSaga | #388
Ignoring good logic is certainly sure to succeed though right?

Exactly!

Have you learned nothing in this topic?

Our greatest successes have come from ignoring logic!

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>Pee

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We ignored logic when we thought someone would sell a condom that actually explodes though!

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From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #390
Exactly!

Have you learned nothing in this topic?

Our greatest successes have come from ignoring logic!

That especially worked well for Dan.

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From: GenesisSaga | #383
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Result would've been the same. If he didn't have the courage to throw something at Fuzzy from a distance he sure as hell wasn't gonna drop kick him up close or stand between it and use himself as leverage to get him up off that girl and then use that girl as a weapon.

100% this. I think we came to the best possible choice. To be specific I am referring to the choice of hoping that our explosive condom would gain the specialpower required to explodinate the monster. And we attempted to avoid anything that FAH would obviously plothax. It was definitely a GOOD TRY on our parts. Well played anyways I guess, FAH.

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Anyways I think I know what my suggestion is:


First
>Be SURPASSINGLY SILENT in an attempt to SHROUD our location from any nearby SAVAGES

(i can use alliteration too !! )

>Read the HIPSTER BOOK in an attempt to find useful or COOL ADVICE.

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> D. Put it in.

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Well I think we can all agree that all of our plans, as well as basically any other suggestion that involved physical violence, totally would have worked if we were Harrison. Ah well!

Assuming MR FUZZY isn't female, this is terribly inappropriate of him. Dan is clearly a whimpering little school-girl, so he has an excuse to be in here, at least.

If only these toilets had accessible cisterns, we'd be saved for sure!

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>Lock the door and sit on the toilet so your feet don't show.

>Throw your book at it if he gets through the door

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I somehow was 100 posts behind and have now caught up


the last 100 posts were glorious.



I'm going to go with

> Purchase WOMAN ITEM for use because of how big of a pansy you are,

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