Board 8 > You are now - An illustrated CYOA - Part 3: Because READING is IMPORTANT

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GenesisSaga 04/17/12 3:19:00 PM #201:	*~~Genny ranks the weapons!~~* 1. An umbrella I mean, this is really the best weapon you could possibly have outside of a crowbar in any kind of apocalypse. Not only is it able to keep your head dry on a rainy day, it can also be used for a variety of attacks! The point on the end can be used to stab, push, and parry enemy attacks so you can both injure and keep your distance at the same time! The umbrella also functions as a lightweight bludgeon you can use to thwack enemies for decent damage. Because the umbrella is mid- to long-range, the possibility of cheap shots to the eyeballs, groin, or vital organs are not outside the realm of possibility! As a last resort, the umbrella can even be shoved down an enemy's throat and inflated, causing instant suffocation as the lungs will be unable to take in oxygen if the airways are blocked. Like I said, I'm set. ^_^ 2. Toffee hammer Another bludgeon, but unlike the umbrella this one is short-range and not multi-faceted. Still quite useful and perhaps a more effective thwacker than even the umbrella! 3. Laptop bag A mid-range bludgeon. Not sure how effective this one would be without the actual laptop in it. Then again, you could always fill it up with rocks or something and swing away at enemies with it, causing damage equivalent to its weight. The only drawback is the heavier it gets, the harder it is to swing, wearing its wielder out. 4. A necktie Our first weapon that cannot be used as an effective bludgeon! At first glance, the necktie might seem useless as f**, but this is a lie! It's deceptively harmless appearance belies an excellent strangling tool. If action movies have ever taught me a damn thing, it's that neckties can kill when placed in the right hands. 5. Timpani Fear the cornered beatnik with the kettle drum... Looks like it's back to the bludgeons! These look just light enough to pick up and swing around, but gosh is that going to tire you out. 6. Nicoman action figure The smaller this thing is, the better I think. A tiny action figure can be used to gouge eyes out, blinding an assailant or to jab enemies in sensitive areas. A larger action figure... notsomuch. As it's short-range, it's not as useful as the umbrella. 7. A George Foreman grill This heavy bludgeon can be used to baah enemies over the skulls for large damage! However this is far too heavy to lift to be an effective use of one's time and effort. However it gains some points because it can also be used to burn the everloving life out of oncoming assailants. The problem is getting assailants to come close enough to get burned... 8. A bathrobe It's the same deal as with the necktie, the sleeves of the bathrobe can be used to strangle. Only thing is it's larger and more cumbersome. 9. Cellphone When you say cellphone I think of the narrow, roundish Nokia model- another eye-gouger, but unlike the umbrella or action figure it's not 10. Board game Can be used as a lightweight bludgeon or thrown at enemies for little damage. 11. Graphing calculator It's too big to be an eye-gouger and too light and small to be a bludgeon. This can only be thrown at a long-range for small damage. 11. A turtle Tied with Graphing calculator because it serves the same purpose. A turtle, whether live or porcelain can be thrown at long range if the user's aim is decent enough. The problem is getting more turtles. Hopefully you get the same deal as Chris and his basketball or you're boned. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:912839] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> ~~Genny ranks the weapons!~~1. An umbrellaI mean, this is really the best weapon you could possibly have outside of a crowbar in any kind of apocalypse. Not only is it able to keep your head dry on a rainy day, it can also be used for a variety of attacks! The point on the end can be used to stab, push, and parry enemy attacks so you can both injure and keep your distance at the same time! The umbrella also functions as a lightweight bludgeon you can use to thwack enemies for decent damage. Because the umbrella is mid- to long-range, the possibility of cheap shots to the eyeballs, groin, or vital organs are not outside the realm of possibility! As a last resort, the umbrella can even be shoved down an enemy's throat and inflated, causing instant suffocation as the lungs will be unable to take in oxygen if the airways are blocked.Like I said, I'm set. ^_^2. Toffee hammerAnother bludgeon, but unlike the umbrella this one is short-range and not multi-faceted. Still quite useful and perhaps a more effective thwacker than even the umbrella!3. Laptop bag A mid-range bludgeon. Not sure how effective this one would be without the actual laptop in it. Then again, you could always fill it up with rocks or something and swing away at enemies with it, causing damage equivalent to its weight. The only drawback is the heavier it gets, the harder it is to swing, wearing its wielder out.4. A necktie Our first weapon that cannot be used as an effective bludgeon! At first glance, the necktie might seem useless as f**, but this is a lie! It's deceptively harmless appearance belies an excellent strangling tool. If action movies have ever taught me a damn thing, it's that neckties can kill when placed in the right hands.5. Timpani Fear the cornered beatnik with the kettle drum... Looks like it's back to the bludgeons! These look just light enough to pick up and swing around, but gosh is that going to tire you out.6. Nicoman action figure The smaller this thing is, the better I think. A tiny action figure can be used to gouge eyes out, blinding an assailant or to jab enemies in sensitive areas. A larger action figure... notsomuch. As it's short-range, it's not as useful as the umbrella.7. A George Foreman grill This heavy bludgeon can be used to baah enemies over the skulls for large damage! However this is far too heavy to lift to be an effective use of one's time and effort. However it gains some points because it can also be used to burn the everloving life out of oncoming assailants. The problem is getting assailants to come close enough to get burned...8. A bathrobe It's the same deal as with the necktie, the sleeves of the bathrobe can be used to strangle. Only thing is it's larger and more cumbersome.9. Cellphone When you say cellphone I think of the narrow, roundish Nokia model- another eye-gouger, but unlike the umbrella or action figure it's not 10. Board gameCan be used as a lightweight bludgeon or thrown at enemies for little damage.11. Graphing calculator It's too big to be an eye-gouger and too light and small to be a bludgeon. This can only be thrown at a long-range for small damage.11. A turtleTied with Graphing calculator because it serves the same purpose. A turtle, whether live or porcelain can be thrown at long range if the user's aim is decent enough. The problem is getting more turtles. Hopefully you get the same deal as Chris and his basketball or you're boned. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 04/17/12 3:20:00 PM #202:	13. Desk with a hutch This will be too heavy to lift and swing effectively. It is... next to useless. 14. Deck of cards Now this is useless. Unless you're Gambit or that paper chick from Read or Die, you are quite screwed. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:912840] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> 13. Desk with a hutch This will be too heavy to lift and swing effectively. It is... next to useless.14. Deck of cards Now this is useless. Unless you're Gambit or that paper chick from Read or Die, you are quite screwed. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 04/17/12 3:48:00 PM #203:	Alec is going to be the Daniel Bryan of this game. -- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:912841] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Alec is going to be the Daniel Bryan of this game. -- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FAHtastic 04/17/12 4:28:00 PM #204:	What about the basketball, Genny? Also: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p6pXQxyJ6aM/TwYAxxGJotI/AAAAAAAAEJw/H8ErCJzWtaw/s400/devitoPenguin.jpeg Yeah. Very cool. >_> -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg <cite>FAHtastic posted [p:912842] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> What about the basketball, Genny?Also:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p6pXQxyJ6aM/TwYAxxGJotI/AAAAAAAAEJw/H8ErCJzWtaw/s400/devitoPenguin.jpegYeah. Very cool. >_> -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twelfth_Hill 04/17/12 4:33:00 PM #205:	Those are some pretty solid ratings (definitely totally not just saying it because I scored so high no way). I can only assume that if I actually got to use a Biscuit Hammer I'd have taken the top spot; just one was able to destroy hundreds of future earths, after all. The only one I'd really like to see moved is the turtle. Those tiny beak-mouths are scary... -- I won through basic physics; face conducts fist. <cite>Twelfth_Hill posted [p:912843] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Those are some pretty solid ratings (definitely totally not just saying it because I scored so high no way). I can only assume that if I actually got to use a Biscuit Hammer I'd have taken the top spot; just one was able to destroy hundreds of future earths, after all.The only one I'd really like to see moved is the turtle. Those tiny beak-mouths are scary... -- I won through basic physics; face conducts fist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 04/17/12 4:39:00 PM #206:	I was only gonna rank the user-chosen weapons, but 3.5. Basketball Not as useful as the mid-range bludgeon, but more useful than the short-range strangling tool. It can be long range but requires good aim. It's heavier than a graphing calc so it's safe to say it probably causes more damage when thrown at an enemy. Also, because basketballs are bouncy, the ball can immediately return to its thrower due to physics. This is much unlike the board game, calculator, and turtle which physics says will hit and plummet to the ground. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:912844] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I was only gonna rank the user-chosen weapons, but3.5. BasketballNot as useful as the mid-range bludgeon, but more useful than the short-range strangling tool. It can be long range but requires good aim. It's heavier than a graphing calc so it's safe to say it probably causes more damage when thrown at an enemy. Also, because basketballs are bouncy, the ball can immediately return to its thrower due to physics. This is much unlike the board game, calculator, and turtle which physics says will hit and plummet to the ground. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 04/17/12 5:00:00 PM #207:	The only one I'd really like to see moved is the turtle. Those tiny beak-mouths are scary... I agree -- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:912845] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> The only one I'd really like to see moved is the turtle. Those tiny beak-mouths are scary...I agree -- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 04/18/12 9:57:00 PM #208:	You don't seriously think you can swing a timpani around, do you? The things come on wheels for a reason. They can be lifted, sure, but at their bulk, swinging is out of the question. Maybe tossing into some dude like a River City Ransom trash can (without the pre-emptive hoisting over the head.) I'd rather use the timpani for making LOUD NOISES, or maybe hit my foes with the mallets. Also one of your write-ups you cut off in the middle and you have no #12. Did you leave one out or is that just a typo? <cite>azuarc posted [p:912846] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> You don't seriously think you can swing a timpani around, do you? The things come on wheels for a reason. They can be lifted, sure, but at their bulk, swinging is out of the question. Maybe tossing into some dude like a River City Ransom trash can (without the pre-emptive hoisting over the head.) I'd rather use the timpani for making LOUD NOISES, or maybe hit my foes with the mallets.Also one of your write-ups you cut off in the middle and you have no #12. Did you leave one out or is that just a typo? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 04/18/12 10:20:00 PM #209:	I didn't leave out the 12, two tied for 11th place. And Google pics was misleading because I swear those looked light enough to pick up and swing (not effectively of course, but possibly). -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:912847] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I didn't leave out the 12, two tied for 11th place.And Google pics was misleading because I swear those looked light enough to pick up and swing (not effectively of course, but possibly). -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 04/18/12 10:42:00 PM #210:	To be fair, in the old days, people would march timpani on the field. They're not impossible to carry. Most adults can carry a 20" by themselves. But to use it as a weapon? If you took off all the struts and just had the bowl, then yeah, I'd say a 23-20" would be swingable. Not anything larger unless the person is especially bulky. And a 32" would be right out. For the record, FAH, I am 5'3, so make use of that if you want to make my appearance more comedic. -- 'Two of the six slides at six flags I assume that is why it is named that for six being its slide number. ' - Whiskey Nick <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:912848] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> To be fair, in the old days, people would march timpani on the field.They're not impossible to carry. Most adults can carry a 20" by themselves. But to use it as a weapon?If you took off all the struts and just had the bowl, then yeah, I'd say a 23-20" would be swingable. Not anything larger unless the person is especially bulky. And a 32" would be right out.For the record, FAH, I am 5'3, so make use of that if you want to make my appearance more comedic. -- 'Two of the six slides at six flags I assume that is why it is named that for six being its slide number. ' - Whiskey Nick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 04/18/12 10:52:00 PM #211:	From: GenesisSaga \| #201 6. Nicoman action figure The smaller this thing is, the better I think. A tiny action figure can be used to gouge eyes out, blinding an assailant or to jab enemies in sensitive areas. A larger action figure... notsomuch. As it's short-range, it's not as useful as the umbrella. You don't seem to realize the kind of power that a toy can have. For one it is entirely possible that my action figure will feature a variety of PROJECTILES. For another thing it is possible my action figure will be IMBUED with HIDDEN POWER. (Think GENO from SMRPG) Just you wait. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:912849] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> From: GenesisSaga \| #2016. Nicoman action figureThe smaller this thing is, the better I think. A tiny action figure can be used to gouge eyes out, blinding an assailant or to jab enemies in sensitive areas. A larger action figure... notsomuch. As it's short-range, it's not as useful as the umbrella.You don't seem to realize the kind of power that a toy can have.For one it is entirely possible that my action figure will feature a variety of PROJECTILES.For another thing it is possible my action figure will be IMBUED with HIDDEN POWER.(Think GENO from SMRPG)Just you wait. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 04/18/12 10:56:00 PM #212:	*HanOfTheNekos posted...* I am 5'3 Tee hee you're so tiny. Marvel at my 5'6.5" frame and bow to my glory! Btw, FAH in case you can't tell by my many sigs I am black and want my character to look like me so please make it happen! :D -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:912850] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> HanOfTheNekos posted...I am 5'3Tee hee you're so tiny. Marvel at my 5'6.5" frame and bow to my glory!Btw, FAH in case you can't tell by my many sigs I am black and want my character to look like me so please make it happen! :D -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JeffreyRaze 04/18/12 11:00:00 PM #213:	I'll derive the formula of my enemy's defeat, and graph their life fading away. -- http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/FDpnggy.png <cite>JeffreyRaze posted [p:912851] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I'll derive the formula of my enemy's defeat, and graph their life fading away. -- http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/FDpnggy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 04/19/12 12:04:00 AM #214:	*GenesisSaga posted...* HanOfTheNekos posted... I am 5'3 Tee hee you're so tiny. Marvel at my 5'6.5" frame and bow to my glory! Btw, FAH in case you can't tell by my many sigs I am black and want my character to look like me so please make it happen! :D First of all, I am not tiny. Second of all, I play timpani in a drum corps. Third of all, I have fooled around with women plenty taller than you. -- 'Two of the six slides at six flags I assume that is why it is named that for six being its slide number. ' - Whiskey Nick <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:912852] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> GenesisSaga posted...HanOfTheNekos posted...I am 5'3Tee hee you're so tiny. Marvel at my 5'6.5" frame and bow to my glory!Btw, FAH in case you can't tell by my many sigs I am black and want my character to look like me so please make it happen! :DFirst of all, I am not tiny.Second of all, I play timpani in a drum corps.Third of all, I have fooled around with women plenty taller than you. -- 'Two of the six slides at six flags I assume that is why it is named that for six being its slide number. ' - Whiskey Nick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/19/12 12:11:00 AM #215:	y so defensive -- Oh, I am one yet many. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:912853] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> y so defensive -- Oh, I am one yet many. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twelfth_Hill 04/19/12 3:20:00 AM #216:	y so interesting facts about drums -- I won through basic physics; face conducts fist. <cite>Twelfth_Hill posted [p:912854] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> y so interesting facts about drums -- I won through basic physics; face conducts fist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 04/19/12 3:28:00 AM #217:	Think of Jumanji but for good! Oh yea. Board games top tier. -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:912855] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Think of Jumanji but for good! Oh yea. Board games top tier. -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FAHtastic 04/19/12 6:20:00 AM #218:	This is part of the reason I wanted you all to pick your weapons before you knew they were going to be weapons. And I was going to ask about appearances, etc. closer to the time, but I've made a note of it anyway. -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg <cite>FAHtastic posted [p:912856] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> This is part of the reason I wanted you all to pick your weapons before you knew they were going to be weapons.And I was going to ask about appearances, etc. closer to the time, but I've made a note of it anyway. -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 04/19/12 7:04:00 AM #219:	First of all, I am not tiny. Could have fooled me! -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:912857] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> First of all, I am not tiny.Could have fooled me! -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muddersmilk 04/19/12 7:14:00 AM #220:	Clearly my turtle will be a full sized Alligator Snapping Turtle. Fear me. -- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. <cite>muddersmilk posted [p:912858] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Clearly my turtle will be a full sized Alligator Snapping Turtle. Fear me. -- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/19/12 7:21:00 AM #221:	And my cellphone can be used to summon a plethora of demons! -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:912859] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> And my cellphone can be used to summon a plethora of demons! -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 04/19/12 7:24:00 AM #222:	I really hope he makes all of our mundane weapons awesome. that would be great. But as this is YAN I am not getting my hopes up >_> -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:912860] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I really hope he makes all of our mundane weapons awesome. that would be great. But as this is YAN I am not getting my hopes up >_> -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 04/19/12 7:56:00 AM #223:	I can see how the other "weapons" are usable or could be made into usable. (Although, as Gen said, unless you're Gambit that deck of cards is looking tricky.) But what the hell can you do with a desk? A big desk at that. It's simply not portable. You could push it down some steps over some incoming baddies, but after that? <cite>azuarc posted [p:912861] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I can see how the other "weapons" are usable or could be made into usable. (Although, as Gen said, unless you're Gambit that deck of cards is looking tricky.) But what the hell can you do with a desk? A big desk at that. It's simply not portable. You could push it down some steps over some incoming baddies, but after that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/19/12 7:59:00 AM #224:	http://www.facebook.com/pages/Professor-McGonagalls-galloping-desks/225343830838650 -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:912862] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> http://www.facebook.com/pages/Professor-McGonagalls-galloping-desks/225343830838650 -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catastrophy15 04/19/12 8:15:00 AM #225:	If each individual card had enough weight, metal edges, and the user could throw them with some accuracy then a deck of cards would be a force to be reckoned with. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity. My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png <cite>catastrophy15 posted [p:912863] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> If each individual card had enough weight, metal edges, and the user could throw them with some accuracy then a deck of cards would be a force to be reckoned with. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity.My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Some_Character 04/19/12 8:21:00 AM #226:	What ordinary deck of cards has metal edges? I mean, FAH can get pretty creative but still. The bathrobe is obviously the garment of the gods, thus the most deadly weapon. -- SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo. SuperNiceDog. Best friend. <cite>Some_Character posted [p:912864] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> What ordinary deck of cards has metal edges? I mean, FAH can get pretty creative but still.The bathrobe is obviously the garment of the gods, thus the most deadly weapon. -- SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.SuperNiceDog. Best friend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Some_Character 04/19/12 8:24:00 AM #227:	I can't see anyone shuffling a deck of cards that sharp, really. -- SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo. SuperNiceDog. Best friend. <cite>Some_Character posted [p:912865] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I can't see anyone shuffling a deck of cards that sharp, really. -- SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.SuperNiceDog. Best friend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catastrophy15 04/19/12 8:26:00 AM #228:	True but the edges could still be sharp even if they weren't metal of the cards could blind the monster with a 52 card pick up barrage to its face. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity. My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png <cite>catastrophy15 posted [p:912866] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> True but the edges could still be sharp even if they weren't metal of the cards could blind the monster with a 52 card pick up barrage to its face. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity.My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catastrophy15 04/19/12 8:28:00 AM #229:	People can wear gloves while handling cards dude. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity. My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png <cite>catastrophy15 posted [p:912867] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> People can wear gloves while handling cards dude. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity.My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muddersmilk 04/19/12 8:30:00 AM #230:	I'm really not sure that basing things on how realistic and logical something is in real life is going to be too effective with this story. -- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. <cite>muddersmilk posted [p:912868] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I'm really not sure that basing things on how realistic and logical something is in real life is going to be too effective with this story. -- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 04/19/12 8:38:00 AM #231:	If my laptop bag has a laptop in it - I can use it as an efficient mid-range bludgeon, a portable heater and I can order a pizza online! Also contact the outside world and stuff, but y'know. -- W/e <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:912869] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> If my laptop bag has a laptop in it - I can use it as an efficient mid-range bludgeon, a portable heater and I can order a pizza online!Also contact the outside world and stuff, but y'know. -- W/e </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FAHtastic 04/19/12 10:12:00 AM #232:	*nintendogirl1 posted...* If my laptop bag has a laptop in it - I can use it as an efficient mid-range bludgeon, a portable heater and I can order a pizza online! Also contact the outside world and stuff, but y'know. It won't then. -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg <cite>FAHtastic posted [p:912870] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> nintendogirl1 posted...If my laptop bag has a laptop in it - I can use it as an efficient mid-range bludgeon, a portable heater and I can order a pizza online!Also contact the outside world and stuff, but y'know.It won't then. -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 04/19/12 10:20:00 AM #233:	D'oh! -- So close. <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:912871] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> D'oh! -- So close. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 04/19/12 11:13:00 AM #234:	Man that internet pizza stuff... "You can track it online and see that I am the one making your pizza!" Why would I want to know that. -- "nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104 <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:912872] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Man that internet pizza stuff..."You can track it online and see that I am the one making your pizza!" Why would I want to know that. -- "nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 04/19/12 3:56:00 PM #235:	*Raka_Putra posted...* http://www.facebook.com/pages/Professor-McGonagalls-galloping-desks/225343830838650 What are these galloping desks? Are they like Mad Piano? That could be kind of entertaining...except Mad Piano doesn't really do anything. <cite>azuarc posted [p:912873] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Raka_Putra posted...http://www.facebook.com/pages/Professor-McGonagalls-galloping-desks/225343830838650What are these galloping desks? Are they like Mad Piano? That could be kind of entertaining...except Mad Piano doesn't really do anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/19/12 4:01:00 PM #236:	I don't know how Mad Piano works, but the galloping desks are, like, desks that charge onto and slam your enemies. -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:912874] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> I don't know how Mad Piano works, but the galloping desks are, like, desks that charge onto and slam your enemies. -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 04/19/12 6:07:00 PM #237:	FAH confirmed that ngirl's bag will not have a laptop in it but he didn't confirm that my action figure is going to have magic powers and/or projectiles. This is excellent news. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:912875] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> FAH confirmed that ngirl's bag will not have a laptop in it but he didn't confirm that my action figure is going to have magic powers and/or projectiles.This is excellent news. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 04/19/12 6:17:00 PM #238:	Mad Piano's about 10 seconds in. Once "woken," all he does is spin around and chomp at you. Sorry I couldn't find a better clip, but it does the job. <cite>azuarc posted [p:912876] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Mad Piano's about 10 seconds in. Once "woken," all he does is spin around and chomp at you. Sorry I couldn't find a better clip, but it does the job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/19/12 6:18:00 PM #239:	Oh, well the desks in HP were more like a stampede. -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:912877] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Oh, well the desks in HP were more like a stampede. -- Proud ValHellen x Maha_Bufudyne shipper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FAHtastic 04/19/12 7:36:00 PM #240:	For some reason, 391 wouldn't upload without adding that -1. Dunno why. -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg <cite>FAHtastic posted [p:912878] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> For some reason, 391 wouldn't upload without adding that -1. Dunno why. -- Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/FAH_Frenchie/YANsig02.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 04/19/12 7:47:00 PM #241:	lol, awesome. Hmm, what to do with Dan...without metagaming... >Make a LOUD SIPPING NOISE as you sip your coffee to interrupt her train of thought. >Change the subject to KNITTING and brag about YOUR HAT. <cite>azuarc posted [p:912879] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> lol, awesome.Hmm, what to do with Dan...without metagaming...>Make a LOUD SIPPING NOISE as you sip your coffee to interrupt her train of thought.>Change the subject to KNITTING and brag about YOUR HAT. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 04/19/12 7:49:00 PM #242:	UPDATES! reading now >_> -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:912880] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> UPDATES!reading now >_> -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 04/19/12 7:54:00 PM #243:	one of the best updates yet -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:912881] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> one of the best updates yet -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 04/19/12 8:27:00 PM #244:	>Pull hat down over eyes and continue doing whatever you are doing. -- Sack Up Or Shut Up™ <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:912882] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> >Pull hat down over eyes and continue doing whatever you are doing. -- Sack Up Or Shut Up™ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/19/12 8:38:00 PM #245:	Poor Asian clerk! >Offer to knit something for her -- Oh, I am one yet many. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:912883] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> Poor Asian clerk!>Offer to knit something for her -- Oh, I am one yet many. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 04/19/12 8:42:00 PM #246:	386 has a small error. "you should probably kill one of with it" instead of "one of them* with it" -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:912884] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> 386 has a small error."you should probably kill one of with it"instead of "one of them* with it" -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 04/19/12 8:49:00 PM #247:	>Finish drinking the coffee and throw it away. (we wouldn't want to kill our first whatever-they-are with hot coffee) >Examine the area around you without being obvious that you are ignoring the nerdy chick. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:912885] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> >Finish drinking the coffee and throw it away.(we wouldn't want to kill our first whatever-they-are with hot coffee)>Examine the area around you without being obvious that you are ignoring the nerdy chick. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catastrophy15 04/19/12 8:50:00 PM #248:	>Offer to get her more coffee since you don't understand what she is talking about and make sure believes you're only reason of going is to get more coffee. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity. My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png <cite>catastrophy15 posted [p:912886] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> >Offer to get her more coffee since you don't understand what she is talking about and make sure believes you're only reason of going is to get more coffee. -- I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity.My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 04/19/12 8:51:00 PM #249:	No, we do not want to surround ourselves with coffee. We need to have a good potential weapon on hand when it happens. We need to find a way to acquire a weapon while staying in character. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:912887] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> No, we do not want to surround ourselves with coffee. We need to have a good potential weapon on hand when it happens.We need to find a way to acquire a weapon while staying in character. -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JeffreyRaze 04/19/12 9:03:00 PM #250:	His hat is surely his most powerful weapon. That aside... >Look around, you need to keep sane. -- http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg26/scaled.php?server=26&filename=jeffreyraze.png&res=medium <cite>JeffreyRaze posted [p:912888] in You are no... [t:62259718]...</cite> <quote> His hat is surely his most powerful weapon.That aside...>Look around, you need to keep sane. -- http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg26/scaled.php?server=26&filename=jeffreyraze.png&res=medium </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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