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I'm so fucking depressed
VampireCoyote2107/21 9:38pm
I need a dating app exclusively for people who do not have their life together
VampireCoyote1407/21 11:37am
I've started audibly growling at the known shoplifters when I'm working
VampireCoyote107/20 12:23pm
I'm watching a film named Psycho-Pass: Providence
VampireCoyote507/19 10:44am
Seems like with this heat everybody either real angry
VampireCoyote607/18 8:30am
Holy shit y'all
VampireCoyote807/17 7:41pm
I'm watching a movie named Mission Impossible: Skyfall
VampireCoyote507/14 11:16pm
GOOD SONGS to help you kick today's ass
VampireCoyote507/13 3:47pm
Things scientists are too embarrassed to admit
VampireCoyote307/13 2:24pm
Any day now I think I'm gonna have to fight someone
VampireCoyote107/13 11:51am
Go watch this scary A24 movie when it comes out
VampireCoyote707/13 10:19am
I drank TWO SACKS WORTH of hydrogen infused water
VampireCoyote507/12 7:55pm
There's a fucking movie called Talk to Me
VampireCoyote107/12 6:38pm
It's 7/11 chicas
VampireCoyote707/11 10:31pm
I'm watching a film named Sonic the Hedgehog 2
VampireCoyote107/11 4:37pm
Real men wear wine colored pants
VampireCoyote507/11 12:35pm
I'm gonna go to Walmart and spend $4 on some fuckin jewelry
VampireCoyote407/11 7:14am
I'm watching a movie named Talk to Me POSSIBLE SPOILERS
VampireCoyote207/10 11:09pm
The more I watch No Hard Feelings the more I like it
VampireCoyote107/10 3:45am
I hate that my store sells super glue
VampireCoyote1007/09 2:57pm
Today I witnessed an older woman perform an indecent act in the gym sauna
VampireCoyote407/07 6:41pm
Sometimes I walk around the city REALLY slowly
VampireCoyote107/07 12:49pm
I don't know which of my coworkers to have sex with
VampireCoyote2407/07 12:06am
I'm watching a movie called Sound of Freedom
VampireCoyote407/06 12:18pm
I'm watching a movie named Joy Ride
VampireCoyote2007/06 6:37am
27lb meme burrito
VampireCoyote50007/05 10:59pm
I'm watching a movie called Indian Jones and the Diaper of Doopin It
VampireCoyote1407/04 5:45pm
Guardians vol 3 is pretty much a perfect film
VampireCoyote907/01 11:07am
I am now homeless
VampireCoyote13506/30 12:07am
Feel the curvature of this orange. Feel the curvature.
VampireCoyote106/29 3:33pm
I'm just gonna start telling the kids selling candy bars that I need my money
VampireCoyote806/27 3:05am
I'm watching a movie and that movie has a name
VampireCoyote1106/26 11:48pm
I watched a movie called Asteroid City.
VampireCoyote3706/25 4:05pm
I think I'm just done playing video games
VampireCoyote1406/24 3:47pm
I watched a movie called No Hard Feelings
VampireCoyote306/23 11:47pm
I am watching a movie called The Little Mermaid
VampireCoyote2006/23 9:43pm
Omfg these lab testing places are such pits of despair
VampireCoyote806/20 4:41pm
Not having a home doesn't stop the sky from beautiful
VampireCoyote106/20 8:31am
Biden says you will now get paid your age
VampireCoyote2206/20 12:35am
I'm watching a movie called The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3
VampireCoyote1006/19 10:49pm
I just got hired at the dollar tree and they want me to work immediately
VampireCoyote3806/18 6:42am
This song played on my phone as I had to cross the street quickly
VampireCoyote306/17 4:22pm
There are a bunch of unopened condoms outside the post office
VampireCoyote306/17 4:11pm
I'm not celebrating Grimace's birthday
VampireCoyote1906/17 1:57am
Why is this song so good
VampireCoyote1006/16 10:22pm
Coca-Cola Ultimate
VampireCoyote506/12 8:03pm
Is someone close to you is suddenly eating mints they hiding something
VampireCoyote406/12 6:29pm
Only humans behave this way
VampireCoyote1406/12 1:34pm
I see so many anime stickers on cars now
VampireCoyote5906/11 11:02pm
Great Value Honey Roasted Creamy
VampireCoyote306/11 9:46pm
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