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VampireCoyote
07/06/23 11:40:43 PM
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I feel like a few of them are circling me like sharks would

very friendly with their comments. I think if I do more than one of them it might cause problems. I need to choose the right one to do.

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hexa
07/06/23 11:43:19 PM
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it will be more fun than watching indiana jones and the dial of destiny

for the ones that you reject, tell them you can't have much sex because of your medical problems
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pnut027
07/06/23 11:46:23 PM
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None of them.

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VampireCoyote
07/06/23 11:46:47 PM
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what medical problems Im the healthiest person Ive ever known about

unless oh you mean my brain

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/06/23 11:48:25 PM
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whichever one has the coolest car

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action52
07/06/23 11:49:22 PM
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Is TC a hentai anime protagonist?

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Mistere_Man
07/06/23 11:49:36 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJ9a-pT1IQ&pp=ygUlYnV0IHlvdSB0d28gd29yayB0b2dldGhlciBzb3V0aCBwYXJrIA%3D%3D

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VampireCoyote
07/06/23 11:49:37 PM
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pnut027 posted...
None of them.

a few of them are very attractive

you understand

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VampireCoyote
07/06/23 11:52:56 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
whichever one has the coolest car

I dont know what cars any of them drive!

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pnut027
07/06/23 11:53:50 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
a few of them are very attractive

you understand
I value my job more than office hoes.

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Touch
07/06/23 11:54:44 PM
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Whichever one has the biggest

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Phantom_Nook
07/06/23 11:55:07 PM
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like any of them are offering.

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VampireCoyote
07/06/23 11:57:06 PM
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pnut027 posted...
I value my job more than office hoes.

YOLO

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hexa
07/06/23 11:57:36 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
what medical problems Im the healthiest person

tell them that the trauma of working at dollar tree has lowered your sex drive so that you can only have sex with one person
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Euripides
07/06/23 11:58:43 PM
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Oh, is this a schtick that everyone is doing now?

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pnut027
07/07/23 12:03:20 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
YOLO
Not me. Ill be reincarnated as a level 1 dungeon rat.

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VampireCoyote
07/07/23 12:03:46 AM
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Euripides posted...
Oh, is this a schtick that everyone is doing now?

its just me living my life

if I wanted to make shit up I could come up with something a little better than the fact that Ive been flirting with some cashiers

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VampireCoyote
07/07/23 12:04:26 AM
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pnut027 posted...
Not me. Ill be reincarnated as a level 1 dungeon rat.

level 1 office rat

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Cemith
07/07/23 12:04:27 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
its just me living my life

if I wanted to make shit up I could come up with something a little better than the fact that Ive been flirting with some cashiers

Don't shit where you eat.

Everyone eventually has that work flirt that goes a little too far.


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TeaMilk
07/07/23 12:05:03 AM
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Give us a profile on each of them and we'll help you choose

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Noname12
07/07/23 12:06:10 AM
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Pics of tc

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VampireCoyote
07/07/23 12:06:24 AM
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Cemith posted...
Don't shit where you eat.

Everyone eventually has that work flirt that goes a little too far.

I dont eat there I work there, and Ill be cumming not shitting did you even read the topic

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Cemith
07/07/23 12:06:53 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I dont eat there I work there, and Ill be cumming not shitting did you even read the topic

You make a compelling argument.

Use protection. Don't be a fool wrap your tool.

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