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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 7:31:58 PM
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I came in for the interview and they were like can you work in an hour and a half

they are that impressed with me

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Dakimakura
06/17/23 7:33:07 PM
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get to work

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boomgetchopped3
06/17/23 7:33:56 PM
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What can I get for tree fiddy
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PMarth2002
06/17/23 7:37:11 PM
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Are you going to do it?

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boxoto
06/17/23 7:38:29 PM
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ayy, nice

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mozing
06/17/23 7:38:58 PM
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sounds desperate af

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viewmaster_pi
06/17/23 7:39:24 PM
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damn they must be desp-
VampireCoyote posted...
they are that impressed with me

y-yeah

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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 7:39:33 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Are you going to do it?

yeah I need money if I want to continue being a person who is alive and goes to the bathroom

boomgetchopped3 posted...
What can I get for tree fiddy

two things I guess

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Noname12
06/17/23 7:40:32 PM
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Thats wild lmao. Do you even get any training? What do they start at?

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mystic_belmont
06/17/23 7:40:37 PM
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Get ready to do everything in the store, and I mean everything.

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GuerrillaSoldier
06/17/23 7:40:40 PM
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would you do it if you didn't have to go to the bathroom?

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Jiek_Fafn
06/17/23 7:41:33 PM
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My nephew worked at one. Sounded like an easy enough job. Slightly better than busier retail places. Congrats on being employed! Money is money

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WrestlinFan
06/17/23 7:41:35 PM
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Are you a crack head? If not, you've already cleared their usual bar in a major way.

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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 7:42:55 PM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
would you do it if you didn't have to go to the bathroom?

no way

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alfred_ashford
06/17/23 7:43:57 PM
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I saw a meme years ago that said if the job hires you on the soot you know it's gonna be bogus af. And this is even a step beyond that haha but hey we all gotta eat. If it is terrible just remember it is not forever. Unless you are stupid and unskilled and socially awkward.

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AloneIBreak
06/17/23 7:44:04 PM
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Do you get a discount?

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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 7:45:28 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Do you get a discount?

I dont even know I somehow doubt it considering everything is already $1.25

cant divide it in half, not in coin math

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Tsukasa1891
06/17/23 7:49:43 PM
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That was fast. I thought it was fast that time I got hired at a local amusement park when I was in high school. All I did was fill out a application and then I was handed a T shirt and told when to come in tomorrow. Manger didn't even look at the application.

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NatsuSama
06/17/23 7:51:08 PM
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That kind of desperation sounds like a red flag. Proceed with high caution.

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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 7:53:15 PM
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NatsuSama posted...
That kind of desperation sounds like a red flag. Proceed with high caution.

yeah Ill see how it goes

i quit any job that tries to make me wash pieces of poop I wont do it

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k1zzl3_82
06/17/23 7:54:43 PM
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I worked at a combo store that opened by me. they offered me register, but my main job deals with a lot of truck drivers and I did not want to deal with more people. I stocked shelves and it was the easiest thing in the world. Just grab a U-boat and go at your own pace. Be prepared for lots of bullshit. There is a lot of "use your best judgement" when it comes to dollar tree and family dollar.
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Unsuprised_Pika
06/17/23 7:56:03 PM
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mozing posted...
sounds desperate af


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pikakaeru
06/17/23 8:05:17 PM
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They recognized greatness.

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CoyoteTheGreat
06/17/23 8:06:37 PM
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Sounds like they chose the best coyote for the job.

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Solar_Crimson
06/17/23 8:10:43 PM
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mozing posted...
sounds desperate af


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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/17/23 8:13:21 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
Sounds like they chose the best coyote for the job.

Hopefully they need someone for the night shift.

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divot1338
06/17/23 8:14:36 PM
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I assume the pay at the Dollar Store is also $1. Hourly, of couse.

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R1masher
06/17/23 8:26:14 PM
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Nice, they got tater skins there or that bacon flavored cotton candy?

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Enclave
06/17/23 8:27:40 PM
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Should have used that desperation to kick off another round of wage negotiations.

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__aCEr__
06/17/23 8:29:22 PM
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"I am alive and I go to the bathroom."

You're hired!

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TerraSeeker
06/17/23 9:18:50 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
yeah I need money if I want to continue being a person who is alive and goes to the bathroom
You could always be a homeless person.

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hexa
06/17/23 9:52:29 PM
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TerraSeeker posted...
You could always be a homeless person.

she is already homeless
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VampireCoyote
06/18/23 2:04:40 AM
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so this store is banana crazy, its so busy, so many shoplifters, and people will just eat food in the store and leave the wrappers on the shelf they are like animals

but its a pretty easy job I think it reminds me a lot of when I worked at blockbuster like 15 years ago, except its easier cause theres no late fees

R1masher posted...
Nice, they got tater skins there or that bacon flavored cotton candy?

I didnt even know they sold balloons and I sold probably 50 balloons in just one shift

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/18/23 6:24:33 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
its so busy, so many shoplifters, and people will just eat food in the store and leave the wrappers on the shelf they are like animals

As long as none of that is something you're expected to deal with.

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bigtiggie23
06/18/23 6:38:37 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
so this store is banana crazy, its so busy, so many shoplifters, and people will just eat food in the store and leave the wrappers on the shelf they are like animals

At the Dollar Tree here you can find a half eaten candy bar on a shelf, come back the following week and 9 times out of 10 it's still there.

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tripleh213
06/18/23 6:39:38 AM
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Mew
06/18/23 6:42:49 AM
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An hour and a half.... lmao

Let us know when you quit TC

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