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FortuneCookie
06/07/18 5:02:33 PM
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The bad news is that my deodorant smells like piss.

I woke up in a sweat last night that was so saturated, I half-wondered if I'd relieved myself in my sleep. A few moments ago, I washed up my cover after noticing a piss-like order in the air. Then I discovered the scent wasn't coming from the cover, but from my arm. I had the day off, so I decided to wear the cheap deodorant and test it out while I was all alone.

No more of the cheap stuff for me. <_<
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