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The Monopoly Man never had a monocle.
Orlando_Jordan810/01 2:47pm
I once had a YouTube channel. I made videos about trolling people.
Orlando_Jordan210/01 1:05pm
Does anyone watch Oscar bait movies past the year their released?
Orlando_Jordan310/01 11:21am
Incels think women have all the power in dating, relationships, and sex.
Orlando_Jordan210/01 4:25am
C/D: Girls only like you when they're drunk.
Orlando_Jordan509/30 5:04pm
Imagine finding out your son isn't yours.
Orlando_Jordan509/29 2:48pm
She's totally not replying to you because she's busy.
Orlando_Jordan109/29 12:43pm
Women are turned off by male virgins.
Orlando_Jordan1109/29 1:14am
I bet homeless guys who have a car flex on the others.
Orlando_Jordan209/28 5:25pm
Imagine being a beta male.
Orlando_Jordan509/27 4:43pm
You wanted plain, vanilla sex.
Orlando_Jordan509/26 10:40pm
Imagine finally marrying a hot girl.
Orlando_Jordan309/26 5:22pm
Remember when GameFAQs trolled a dead girl's livejournal?
Orlando_Jordan1409/25 2:34pm
We have to go back to the AOL days.
Orlando_Jordan609/25 1:51pm
The embarrassing things you've posted will live on forever.
Orlando_Jordan1409/25 5:20am
How about limitless Chads, delivered to your door?
Orlando_Jordan409/25 3:39am
NEETs who live with their parents claim to be high-IQ.
Orlando_Jordan809/24 4:06pm
Virgin shaming will never go away.
Orlando_Jordan409/24 12:56pm
C/D: The girl you like tells you she's going to sleep at 8pm.
Orlando_Jordan309/24 2:43am
A porn company wants to pay you $500 to be in their movie.
Orlando_Jordan2009/23 10:42pm
Imagine being a 45 year old divorced alcoholic.
Orlando_Jordan1109/23 2:41pm
"Bitcoin is going to $100,000!"
Orlando_Jordan509/23 12:39pm
What do you do to your enemies?
Orlando_Jordan1809/23 2:16am
If you're an adult virgin, just bring a girl home from a bar.
Orlando_Jordan609/22 1:37pm
My friend told me that "1337" is a white supremacist number.
Orlando_Jordan809/22 1:23am
All my friend posts are motivational quotes on pictures of Lamborghinis.
Orlando_Jordan409/21 2:01am
You'll never hook up with a hot 80s girl.
Orlando_Jordan2809/21 12:52am
Girls are hotter on Facebook than real life.
Orlando_Jordan209/20 10:53pm
Remember when Joe Biden promised $2000 stimulus checks?
Orlando_Jordan2109/20 4:30pm
Most of your female friends would have sex with you...
Orlando_Jordan2409/20 12:36pm
You go to work. Chad drinks on a boat with hot girls.
Orlando_Jordan509/20 12:19pm
A hot 40 y/o woman says "I'm your mommy now."
Orlando_Jordan1209/20 12:08pm
The GameFAQs mods once warned me for asking "Remember Goatse?"
Orlando_Jordan509/20 11:33am
Imagine living with your parents and having no car.
Orlando_Jordan1109/19 4:29pm
My kink is being financially dominated by a woman...
Orlando_Jordan1209/19 5:00am
A guy says "I've got a crush on you, my boy."
Orlando_Jordan409/17 4:48pm
When you were in high school, you could have dated the girls.
Orlando_Jordan1809/17 2:23pm
When your GF has a girls night out
Orlando_Jordan709/17 12:25pm
A hot girl will never call you ugly and belittle you.
Orlando_Jordan209/17 1:39am
Is Vegy a gimmick or is he real?
Orlando_Jordan2709/16 10:49pm
Would you allow your GF to be friends with her ex?
Orlando_Jordan409/16 5:33pm
If you had more confidence, you could hook up with your female friends.
Orlando_Jordan409/16 1:47pm
Incels wish that arranged marriages were the norm.
Orlando_Jordan209/16 12:08pm
Do you respect GameFAQs moderators?
Orlando_Jordan809/16 12:10am
You know the thirst traps girls make on social media?
Orlando_Jordan209/14 12:52am
Imagine buying land with no house on it.
Orlando_Jordan809/13 6:37pm
I see nerds with hot girls all the time.
Orlando_Jordan409/13 4:28pm
Belathor: Everything's for sale, my friend.
Orlando_Jordan609/12 2:02am
Do you think Goku is packing?
Orlando_Jordan1809/10 7:21pm
Imagine going back to your high school to do your senior prank 15 years later...
Orlando_Jordan209/10 2:21am
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