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Orlando_Jordan
09/23/21 8:42:38 PM
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Would you accept?
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trillgully
09/23/21 8:43:53 PM
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No

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/23/21 8:44:01 PM
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Too low

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Irony
09/23/21 8:44:06 PM
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Can I drive the van?

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Rypt
09/23/21 8:45:02 PM
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add a couple of zeroes and I'm in
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Stewman_Magoo
09/23/21 8:45:47 PM
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Who am I banging?

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Kanaya413
09/23/21 8:46:08 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Too low
Especially since Id probably be the one taking a huge dick
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Orlando_Jordan
09/23/21 8:46:17 PM
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Rypt posted...
add a couple of zeroes and I'm in
$50K? Really? Are you a celebrity?
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Irony
09/23/21 8:47:13 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Especially since Id probably be the one taking a huge dick
You're not taking a huge dick. You're fucking Ricky, Bubbles, or the caveman for $500

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Dingydang166
09/23/21 8:47:14 PM
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What kind of porn is it?
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Questionmarktarius
09/23/21 8:47:33 PM
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I'll need six condoms, two gallons of hand sanitizer, and that special shampoo for crab lice.
Only then, will I be the random dude raking leaves the background.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/23/21 8:48:47 PM
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can i wear nothing but kneepads and timberland boots

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Hairy-man
09/23/21 8:54:07 PM
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Yes. But what will I be doing?

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SoggyBottomBoy
09/23/21 10:09:05 PM
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Did light fetish work for $300/video in Vegas

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tremain07
09/23/21 10:23:51 PM
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The hell would they want with my ugly virgin ass?

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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/23/21 10:25:29 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
can i wear nothing but kneepads and timberland boots

sorry sir, that gimmicks taken

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Lost_All_Senses
09/23/21 10:25:53 PM
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$500 for a 10 second job?

Still no.

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Master_Bass
09/23/21 10:26:29 PM
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trillgully posted...
No


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SuperShake666
09/23/21 10:27:28 PM
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SoggyBottomBoy posted...
Did light fetish work for $300/video in Vegas

*looks at username*

I suddenly have a lot of concerns.

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Wii_Shaker
09/23/21 10:42:31 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
*looks at username*

I suddenly have a lot of concerns.
He's a man of constant sorrow.

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