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TopicMy son kept chewing on electrical cables so I had to ground him.
yutterh
06/30/20 3:04:34 AM
#3
Was that pun intended

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TopicI am now 31 years old
yutterh
06/30/20 3:03:57 AM
#2
Join the club, I'm 32 and I turn 33 this year.

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TopicWhat mecha game has the most subsystem damage?
yutterh
06/27/20 5:45:47 AM
#11
aHappySacka posted...
Watched a play-through of the vanilla game, from what I remember it's not bad gameplay wise as it's based on the tabletop game but the story is predicable and AI is useless as it relies on numbers to beat you rather than making smart moves and this is further reinforced by forcing you to use 4 mechs at a time so you're always stuck picking heavys or assaults otherwise you get overwhelmed.

From a little research basically everything is solved if you install the RogueTech mod which overhauls the game and turns it into a rougelike so it has unlimited replayability.

Currently playing it and it is amazing. I did the career mode in vanilla first and I enjoyed it. Playing through career using battletech extended, bigger drops, and mission control mods. I can get up to 8 mechs and the game has a lot more things in it while staying true to the vanilla gameplay roguetech is cool too but I feel it adds too much and you need a beefy computer to play it. I am planning on doing a roguetech career. But right now I feel extended is what the base game should have been.

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TopicI just watched the first 10 mins of Star Wars.... wat
yutterh
06/27/20 5:41:31 AM
#81
FatalAccident posted...
^ like the cartoon? Is that any good?

It is a must watch in my opinion. Really feels out between episode 2 and 3 and gives you more of a feel for anakin and obi-wan's relationship. Makes his fall to Vader better as well. Cause anakin was a whiney little bitch in the movies.

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TopicTechnically all of this is food
yutterh
06/26/20 4:39:16 AM
#23
yutterh posted...
This is what I saw.

https://imgur.com/gallery/GkZnJGY

But if yall can see that video then yeah, ann frankleberries is a food I guess lol

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TopicTechnically all of this is food
yutterh
06/26/20 4:34:05 AM
#21
This is what I saw.

https://imgur.com/gallery/GkZnJGY

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Topic@England folk
yutterh
06/26/20 4:17:26 AM
#6
Zeus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri2TplWqY1o

https://youtu.be/y11wbUkaaDE

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Topic@England folk
yutterh
06/26/20 3:35:22 AM
#3
you are now tracking this topic

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TopicSome dude is suing Twitch because he rubbed his dick raw watching female streams
yutterh
06/26/20 12:15:22 AM
#59
HornedLion posted...
Doesnt it hurt to go at it more than 3x an hour?

And also, once you do do that... wouldnt your attention go to something else? Like Video games or cake?

I don't masturbate that often lol but when I do it is usually like 3 days before it starts to hurt and it's just the part under my head. I tore that little skin part a few times in my life. I don't know whow to explain where it is without getting into detail so just hopefully yall know lol

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TopicSome dude is suing Twitch because he rubbed his dick raw watching female streams
yutterh
06/25/20 5:11:53 PM
#41
As a raw dogger myself I feel his pain. One time it got super lumpy and I thought I was gonna be deformed forever. It goes away after awhile but dude, once it starts hurting I stop.

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TopicI think this was the first anime i ever saw
yutterh
06/25/20 3:45:36 AM
#1
Twighlight of the roaches

https://youtu.be/G1ZKTwZ6UoI

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TopicDo you think more highly of bill gates than jeff bezos?
yutterh
06/03/20 9:54:16 AM
#11
Mareen posted...
Yes 100%.


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Topicfight your mom or no orgasm for the rest of your life?
yutterh
04/28/20 9:01:37 PM
#8
Nope, my mom is perfect. Would never harm her.

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Topic"Voluntary Quit"
yutterh
04/28/20 8:54:30 PM
#9
REMercsChamp posted...
So what do you suggest then? We told you the NEET fantasy would come to an end one day. You kept on about 3 year lockdowns until the miracle vaccine is here.

How about we just wait tell it's more controllable? Why everyone jump to 3 years or something crazy. When people haven't even been staying home for a month since they are all being dumbass protestors. Give it a three months at the very fuckin least.

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TopicPOLL: How many of these ethnicities have you banged?
yutterh
04/28/20 4:42:27 PM
#18
1 Hispanic
2 african

Funny thing is I'm not really attracted to african females.

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she's got Jackals in her courtyard.
yutterh
04/28/20 3:29:05 PM
#3
https://youtu.be/VbOPpgrTXh8

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TopicWWE is facing ANOTHER lawsuit now.
yutterh
04/28/20 3:08:37 PM
#4
Sounds like a BS lawsuit.

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TopicSomeone broke into my house at 6am (serious).
yutterh
04/28/20 2:58:57 PM
#25
Master_Bass posted...
Maybe later on he'll realize something was stolen. A police report documenting the incident will come in handy for insurance.

Also, it doesn't hurt to alert the police about someone breaking into houses in the area. It's likely they won't do much, but it won't hurt anything and could help to report it.

This, it let's then know that things are happening in the area. Sure you may never hear of it but when others houses get broken into as well. They will have a idea of what houses they are hitting and eventually catch them. It won't do anything for you but it can help the police in finding them or letting then know to be on alert for houses being broken into in the area.

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TopicWhat is the best Android phone $200 or less?
yutterh
04/28/20 12:47:13 PM
#13
Samsung J7 star

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TopicMia Khalifa trending on Twitter
yutterh
04/28/20 9:15:40 AM
#25
Jiggy101011 posted...
Fellas, this is just what pornstars look like without makeup on.

People look better without make up in general. I think it's just because I prefer natural beauty to false beauty. St least that's how I feel about it.

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TopicThe thing about being too nice is it loses impact really fast
yutterh
04/28/20 9:13:51 AM
#32
As a overly nice person I disagree with this. The difference is being routinely nice. If you make everyone feel special and come up with creative ways to individualize different people and find new ways to being nice it doesn't lose it's impact. In fact people appreciate someone being overly nice. Their is a thing as being smothering nice and the like. Its controlling it and not making it feel like like your just saying it. You have to put meaning in it.

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TopicMia Khalifa trending on Twitter
yutterh
04/28/20 8:51:59 AM
#13
The caption I was expecting something like "pornstsr turned sports commentary its Mi khalifa" or some stupid shit. But dude was highly respectable. She should have gotten a deflated ego instead of a deflated boob.

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TopicPreferred Female Race
yutterh
04/28/20 2:24:38 AM
#20
Blood Elf

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TopicCE which build should I do next in Dark Souls
yutterh
04/28/20 2:23:26 AM
#2
I'm biased so knight.

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TopicA HORRIFYING and RARE Spider with a STAMP on its ASS was found!! You scared??
yutterh
04/28/20 1:46:39 AM
#11
dolomedes posted...
those aren't rare, they're just not commonly encountered.

they're trapdoor spiders, they live in burrows. they use that 'stamp' as a sort of plug for their burrows :D

venom is not of significant danger to humans

So they have a
*puts on shades*

Butt plug

Yeeeeeaaaaa

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TopicOpenShut is BANNED
yutterh
04/27/20 9:10:01 PM
#25
DuranOfForcena posted...
well i guess this case is...

*puts on shades*

open and shut

Damn it! I was gonna do it!

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TopicYou're given $150k to produce a CE tv show with at least 5 CEmen and 3 CEgals
yutterh
04/27/20 9:06:29 PM
#2
Are you trying to say the woman on CE are just annoying seagulls?

But serious answer. I dont know people well enough but I'm sure I could make a show if I did.

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TopicBrie Larson has a new boyfriend.
yutterh
04/27/20 9:04:55 PM
#6
Nooooo I'm too late

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TopicHow to make a Krabby Patty:
yutterh
04/27/20 9:03:55 PM
#9
Zurkon posted...
First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomato and bun.

It really triggers my OCD when people puts everything underneath the patty. Like I almost can't eat the burger because it is just an unholy abomination. Taste buds usually when the war of attrition but it feels backwards.

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TopicFF7:Remake is fun. I wish they kept Tifa's boobs tho
yutterh
04/27/20 8:54:46 PM
#8
VTBM posted...
They did though

Nah, they are the same size as her battle Sprite. Her block Sprite would need to be ridiculous proportionate where they would look like giant fuckin beach balls on her chest. Also she is wearing a really tight sports bra.

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TopicHow to make a Krabby Patty:
yutterh
04/27/20 8:50:44 PM
#7
HylianFox posted...
take 1/2 Krabby
add 1/2 Patty

there you go

1/4 Patty
2/4 Krabby
1/4 Patty

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TopicAre we sure Ben Shapiro isnt just a little bit racist?
yutterh
04/27/20 8:49:02 PM
#83
CrimsonWaffle posted...
https://youtu.be/w_rmDOHDVMw

Wow, something I can actually relate to him on lmao

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TopicKaren in action
yutterh
04/27/20 8:44:27 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/Fv7D_mOCu1s

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TopicI remember liking Honey We Shrunk Ourselves better than Shrunk The Kids
yutterh
04/27/20 7:44:35 AM
#5
Honey I shrunk the kids I better then Honey I shrunk ourselves but Honey I blew up the kid was garbage. Even as a kid I hated the second one. The third one had the badass hotwheels track and that scary as fuck roach scene. The first one had anty which beats everything in existence. Ninjas with onions always show up when I see that.

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TopicYu-Gi-Oh legacy of the duelist is shameless
yutterh
04/27/20 7:38:09 AM
#23
Blue_Inigo posted...
https://youtu.be/cp4fxe75810

Never seen this before, had me dying from laughter. Yea that game is pure bullshit it seems.

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TopicThe type of people protesting the stay-at-home orders, everyone.
yutterh
04/27/20 6:52:01 AM
#58
Noraneko_Vel posted...
no no no, it IS their fault.
It's not hard to inform yourself today.

Just knowing that countries worldwide are fucking up their own economies to stop covid is enough. It's an easy to recognize sign that the threat is real when all the non-believers suddenly die from covid or join the believers.

The problem isn't that they aren't informed, it is the fact they think the information is a lie and they are paranoid the government is out to get them. Cause ya know, the government just wants to make you a slave. It's not like we don't have the power to elect our own leaders or anything. Now I do agree that corporations are out to get us and turn us into slaves. That I fully agree with but the government isn't all powerful and all knowing. It is still run by people that we elected. Don't like em? Don't vote for em.

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TopicSuper Ghouls 'n Ghosts is like the Dark Souls of SNES games.
yutterh
04/26/20 10:29:43 PM
#31
Good luck dude, it is one of my favorite games but I was never a good enough gamer to beat it. I always used the cheat menu and just had fun going through the levels. Luckily the cheat menu also let's you get the true ending.

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TopicThe type of people protesting the stay-at-home orders, everyone.
yutterh
04/26/20 7:42:07 PM
#32
PickleRick2017 posted...
2) The protesters are raising awareness about the issues. This is for the benefit of the people stuck at home.
3) You misquoted me. The people in the video were picked out because they were easy targets for ridicule. Most of the protesters are normal folks.

If your protesting this you are not normal......

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TopicThe type of people protesting the stay-at-home orders, everyone.
yutterh
04/26/20 7:16:48 PM
#15
Lmao

"I feel like a slave, I'm bouncing off the walls in my living room"

Butch has no idea what the fuck it means to be a slave. You don't get to stay at home and bounce of the walls. You work your fuckin ass off or get whipped bloody. Fuckin dumbass fuckin ignorant sons of bitches.

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TopicI just deleted all 3 of my online dating site accounts
yutterh
04/25/20 11:32:53 PM
#18
WarfireX posted...
So you don't want a girlfriend, you want a human pet you can take sex breaks with from your boring life.

Not all girlfriends want to go out and go to concerts. Relationships are all different. It's about finding someone who has similar interests. If he doesn't like going out then he should find a girlfriend who doesn't want to go out either.

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TopicI just deleted all 3 of my online dating site accounts
yutterh
04/25/20 11:30:40 PM
#16
Hexenherz posted...
That's traveling

I've seen you post in two topics now and both times you've said some extremely weird contradictory nonsense like this.

Technically it is travelling but I feel what the TC means. Traveling usually means going to another state orcountry. Going downtown, I would not consider traveling lol but going to a city 2 hours away I would in a very small sense of the word but not really.

Also I feel the TC. I too hate traveling and going to crowded places. Concerts just don't interest me.

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TopicHave you ever met someone who wishes they never had children?
yutterh
04/25/20 11:25:28 PM
#6
JMPzero posted...
Quite a few of my friends don't want children.

This topic is about people who have children and wish they hadn't had any. But I read the topic the same way as you did at first too lol

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TopicElon Musk, on covid-19
yutterh
04/25/20 11:21:34 PM
#24
hockeybub89 posted...
I don't think US Presidents and influential tech leaders should behave like any old fucking idiot, but I guess that's just my impossible standards.

US presidents I agree with. They are the leaders and should only be giving information as to how things are handling, not tossing out random shit during a press conference. As for elon, it was just his opinion. As wrong as it was, he is still just a celebrity and his words shouldn't influence anyone. Celebrities say a lot of thing but they are still just people. Well at least that's the way I see it, but I get what you mean. Some people are stupid and will cling on to this stuff like gospel.

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TopicElon Musk, on covid-19
yutterh
04/25/20 11:16:08 PM
#23
MacadamianNut3 posted...
1. I hope this was posted ironically
2. That tweet was made after stay at home orders were already beginning to roll out. Even I was told to grab things from my office that would allow me to work from home for at least a month on March 13th and I work for the notoriously slow federal government
3. This is far from the first Elon prediction that has aged like milk. Dude founded Tesla and can't even get a correct ballpark estimate for when fully autonomous vehicles will hit the streets (a quick Google search will show that for every year, he just boldly claims it will happen the following year). It's pretty amazing that one person can be so shit at predicting things. Usually people with his track record would've learned by now to keep their traps shut but I guess that ego always gets in his way.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/19/tesla-gm-and-others- hyped-up-self-driving-and-electric-vehicles.html (note the space before "hyped". Estimated end of 2017 lol)
https://www.theverge.com/2019/4/22/18510828/ (article mentions the swing and miss for 2018)
https://www.wired.com/story/ elon-musk-tesla-full-self-driving-2019-2020-promise/ (note the space before "elon". talks about his 2019 prediction that didn't happen)
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/22/elon-musk-says-tesla- robotaxis-will-hit-the-market-next-year.html (note the space before "robotaxis". 1 million robo taxis by end of 2020, highly doubt we were on track for that even before corona)

So if you notice the trend, it looks like if he makes another "bold prediction" for autonomous vehicles this year, he's just going to say 2021 only for that to not happen as well

Well I don't exactly follow him like that lol but it was just his opinion. At least he thought patterned turned around. I still stand by what I said. But I do understand where yall are coming from now. But as someone who doesn't follow his twitter, or heard anything from elon musk really, it seemed like it was one tweet ysll were flipping out on.

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TopicTMZ: Kim Jong Un Reportedly Dead
yutterh
04/25/20 4:30:52 PM
#120
His sister is the shadow ruler, so they will just put up a puppet. Until there is a story that she was killed, I wouldn't worry about a power vacuum.

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TopicElon Musk, on covid-19
yutterh
04/25/20 4:28:20 PM
#16
Lmao yall be tripping that shit was from march 19th hahahaha was he wrong? Yeah but yall act like he was saying that today or something lol most people then thought it wasn't gonna be so bad, not many people were infected at the time. He probably also assumed everyone was gonna actually do social distancing etc. So yeah it could have been, but unfortunately no one wanted to fuckin stay home.

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