Poll of the Day > Some dude is suing Twitch because he rubbed his dick raw watching female streams

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Far-Queue
06/25/20 1:00:24 PM
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lmaoooo

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2020/06/the-new-lawsuit-against-twitch-is-completely-wild/



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BlackScythe0
06/25/20 1:06:27 PM
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lol dude is seriously going after e-thots.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
06/25/20 1:10:52 PM
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SpeeDLeemon
06/25/20 1:12:22 PM
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BAHAHA. hah
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DevilSummoner1
06/25/20 1:13:11 PM
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Lmfao what the shit

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Nichtcrawler X
06/25/20 1:21:58 PM
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So a court case where judges in the rest of the world would refer to common sense, but in the US the judge would say Twitch did not tell him to not do it, so he gets the big money?

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HornedLion
06/25/20 1:22:01 PM
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The way he worded that topic title is killing me.

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Mead
06/25/20 1:22:18 PM
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lmfao

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
06/25/20 1:22:24 PM
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I'm not seeing any mention of lube in that complaint.

Guy's never heard of Jergens?

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Mead
06/25/20 1:29:31 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
I'm not seeing any mention of lube in that complaint.

Guy's never heard of Jergens?

he probably couldnt afford enough for the amount of times he was crankin it, along with the exorbitant costs of all the neosporin he needed for the tip

honestly the best solution would probably to get a couple of those cones they put on dogs to keep them from licking wounds, and just them them on the guys wrists

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HornedLion
06/25/20 1:32:47 PM
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Mead posted...
honestly the best solution would probably to get a couple of those cones they put on dogs to keep them from licking wounds, and just them them on the guys wrists



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Jen0125
06/25/20 1:33:04 PM
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Lmao noooo

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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 1:47:23 PM
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After reading that article and learning about this man's long history of frivolous lawsuits, it's obvious that he suffers from severe mental illnesses. He should be arrested and put in a mental institution.

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Mead
06/25/20 1:53:09 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
He should be arrested

for what crime

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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 2:04:32 PM
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Mead posted...
for what crime
Fraud, obviously.

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WhiskeyDisk
06/25/20 2:08:37 PM
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I just... that's enough internet for today.

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ChaoticKnuckles
06/25/20 2:31:33 PM
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This seems fake to me.

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madadude
06/25/20 2:32:32 PM
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ChaoticKnuckles posted...
This seems fake to me.

It's real, but the guy making it is definitely doing it as a joke, and has a history of frivolous gaming-related lawsuits like this.

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darcandkharg31
06/25/20 2:59:56 PM
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madadude posted...
It's real, but the guy making it is definitely doing it as a joke, and has a history of frivolous gaming-related lawsuits like this.
Only need one to stick and then you're set

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Revelation34
06/25/20 3:31:10 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...

Fraud, obviously.


Suing somebody frivolously isn't fraud.
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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 3:34:14 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Suing somebody frivolously isn't fraud.
Someone who similarly had a long history of frivolous lawsuits ended up being charged with fraud because of that. While frivolous litigation isn't a crime by itself (it should be, considering how malicious it is), it's easy to connect it to something that is.

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Mead
06/25/20 3:34:52 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
Someone who similarly had a long history of frivolous lawsuits ended up being charged with fraud because of that. While frivolous litigation isn't a crime by itself (it should be, considering how malicious it is), it's easy to connect it to something that is.

okay attorney

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Revelation34
06/25/20 3:35:05 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...

Someone who similarly had a long history of frivolous lawsuits ended up being charged with fraud because of that. While frivolous litigation isn't a crime by itself (it should be, considering how malicious it is), it's easy to connect it to something that is.


Not in America obviously.
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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 3:49:54 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Not in America obviously.
Nope, the example I was thinking about definitely happened in the US. If you're curious as to who it was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

The obviously mentally ill and attention seeking man filed over 2,600 frivolous lawsuits. He was finally charged with making false statements and other frauds. Making a false statement IS fraud, so if they can prove that the idiot sueing Twitch is lying, he can be arrested as a criminal.

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Krow_Incarnate
06/25/20 3:57:56 PM
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What the fuck

There's a certain level of pathetic that I can't even find funny and this is it.

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SunWuKung420
06/25/20 4:13:34 PM
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The fact that a lawyer took the case just shows how terrible our legal system is.

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Mead
06/25/20 4:14:31 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
The obviously mentally ill

that sir is libel, you are not a doctor

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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 4:16:42 PM
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Mead posted...
that sir is libel, you are not a doctor
That sir is libel, you have no proof that I'm not a doctor.

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Mead
06/25/20 4:30:22 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
That sir is libel, you have no proof that I'm not a doctor.

I challenge

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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 4:33:32 PM
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Mead posted...
I challenge
You have the burden of proof. I await your first piece of evidence.

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Mead
06/25/20 4:37:57 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
You have the burden of proof. I await your first piece of evidence.

I can read your sig

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Revelation34
06/25/20 4:41:10 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
The fact that a lawyer took the case just shows how terrible our legal system is.


I forgot you're a communist so nobody is allowed to make money.
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LeetCheet
06/25/20 4:45:26 PM
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What in the FAQ did I just read?!
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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 4:47:16 PM
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Mead posted...
I can read your sig
That doesn't prove anything. There are plenty of 30 years old male doctors living in Quebec. With our education system, it's even possible for one to be as young as 22 years old.

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Mead
06/25/20 4:54:47 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
That doesn't prove anything. There are plenty of 30 years old male doctors living in Quebec. With our education system, it's even possible for one to be as young as 22 years old.

I can clearly read it though

perfectly legible

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darcandkharg31
06/25/20 4:58:45 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
What in the FAQ did I just read?!
Though you spelled FAQ, we all know you meant Fuck, and that's censor bypassing, i'm gonna have to report you. Have fun in jail faq boi

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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 5:06:51 PM
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Mead posted...
I can clearly read it though

perfectly legible
So you don't have a case.

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Mead
06/25/20 5:08:08 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
So you don't have a case.

no doctor has a legible signature

checkmate

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darcandkharg31
06/25/20 5:09:03 PM
#39:


Accrovideogames posted...
So you don't have a case.
dude, the joke is that you can't read a doctors signature, geez louise, do they not have jokes in Quebec.

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Accrovideogames
06/25/20 5:09:20 PM
#40:


Mead posted...
no doctor has a legible signature

checkmate
LMAO! I must admit, this is pretty funny!

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yutterh
06/25/20 5:11:53 PM
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As a raw dogger myself I feel his pain. One time it got super lumpy and I thought I was gonna be deformed forever. It goes away after awhile but dude, once it starts hurting I stop.

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HornedLion
06/25/20 6:14:09 PM
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yutterh posted...
As a raw dogger myself I feel his pain. One time it got super lumpy and I thought I was gonna be deformed forever. It goes away after awhile but dude, once it starts hurting I stop.

Doesnt it hurt to go at it more than 3x an hour?

And also, once you do do that... wouldnt your attention go to something else? Like Video games or cake?

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SunWuKung420
06/25/20 6:17:13 PM
#43:


I'm not surprised that revelation thinks wasting the legal system's time on a frivolous lawsuit because some guy couldn't exhibit a modicum of willpower is perfectly ok.

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WhiskeyDisk
06/25/20 6:25:34 PM
#44:


HornedLion posted...
Doesnt it hurt to go at it more than 3x an hour?

And also, once you do do that... wouldnt your attention go to something else? Like Video games or cake?

Srsly. It's one thing to bang one out for the post-nut clarity, but how foggy can your brain get in 20 minutes?

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Mead
06/25/20 6:36:44 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Doesnt it hurt to go at it more than 3x a day?

ftfy

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darcandkharg31
06/25/20 6:50:54 PM
#46:


Mead posted...
ftfy
you just got a weak wiener

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Mead
06/25/20 6:51:49 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
you just got a weak wiener

shoot

knew I should have eaten more hot dogs as a kid

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BlackScythe0
06/25/20 6:54:27 PM
#48:


Mead posted...
ftfy
I suppose it can start hurting after the 3rd time, but it's really not that bad until you pass 6.
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SilentSeph
06/25/20 7:00:05 PM
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Sounds fishy. I'm going to have to investigate these streams for more evidence

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HornedLion
06/25/20 7:43:11 PM
#50:


BlackScythe0 posted...
I suppose it can start hurting after the 3rd time, but it's really not that bad until you pass 6.



Fucking iron dick over here.

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