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Topic | The best bunt in MLB history |
synth_real 05/05/24 10:58:05 AM #11 | obsolete posted...
Kept running to first base like they were just going to be okay with that.First rule in baseball is always finish out a live play, even if you die on the field --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | One Fruit must go Away forever. |
synth_real 05/04/24 7:40:47 PM #62 | I like ruby red grapefruit juice way too much.
I picked pears. They're alright, but I never eat them so I'd never miss them. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Do fast food workers deserve to buy a house? |
synth_real 04/29/24 12:14:31 PM #21 | Every adult should be able to have their own house. Maybe not necessarily a big house, but a roof over their head and a little lawn to mow should be affordable for everyone, and the fact it isn't where I live is why I'm planning to move somewhere with much cheaper property. I work in a factory full-time and I don't even make enough to afford a bachelor apartment and a car, and my company is likely doing layoffs in the near future. I'm gonna start with something like a shipping container home with solar panels on it and work my way up from there.
--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | The one good thing about having an ADHD fucked sleep cycld |
synth_real 04/27/24 9:37:30 PM #12 | Unsuprised_Pika posted...
be snuggled up with a body pillow like plushshork? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | How do you order your burger and/or steak? |
synth_real 04/25/24 8:35:38 PM #84 | Depends on if it's a bone-in or boneless cut of steak. Medium-rare if boneless, medium if bone-in.
I order my burger cooked, not undercooked. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Games where the box art makes it look better than it actually is |
synth_real 04/21/24 4:05:30 PM #20 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6280aae.jpg
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Topic | Would you watch an Elder Scrolls TV series? |
synth_real 04/19/24 12:07:49 PM #21 | Use Oblivion's story, rehire Sir Patrick Stewart and Sean Bean
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Topic | what do you do when you have a sore throat? |
synth_real 04/10/24 10:47:13 PM #10 | What kind of sore throat? The scratchy, raspy kind you get from being sick, or the dull, bruised-like soreness from deepthroating?
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Topic | If you were a tree, would you let birds make nests in you? |
synth_real 04/03/24 3:55:04 PM #7 | Sure, I love baby birds
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Topic | Which fetish is worse - feet or armpits? |
synth_real 03/26/24 6:23:01 PM #20 | I once hooked up with a dude with an armpit fetish. I let him stick his face in them and lick them after getting sweaty dancing all night, it tickled a lot.
Looking back on it, that whole hook-up was a drunken comedy of errors. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Do you like pumpkin pie? |
synth_real 03/25/24 10:11:19 PM #4 | I ate some tonight. I don't bother with cutting a slice, I just grab a fork and spray the whipped cream directly onto the pie and start eating.
--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | $5 Billion but HALF the world's animal population Goes extinct. |
synth_real 03/18/24 6:05:58 PM #42 | Are humans included on the list? Can I ask that they be?
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Topic | Why don't managers want you "solutioning" in meetings? |
synth_real 03/18/24 4:05:27 PM #17 | Raikuro posted...
Some bad managers just keep themselves as far away from the actual workflow as possible and stay limited to just "managing" the people that will make all the changes on their own. Really shitty for morale tbh.Not nearly as bad for morale as the bad managers who keep meddling in everything and making it worse. I can respect a boss who backs off and lets me handle my job on my own, considering that's what they pay me for. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | What's the most outrageously expensive thing you regularly purchase? |
synth_real 03/16/24 2:47:41 PM #15 | Crystals. I've spent an awful lot of money on what are essentially just colourful, shiny rocks. My dresser is covered in them, and I have bags of raw stones I still have to polish. Most of the price is the shipping cost because they're heavy.
--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | I like how long Hockey refs let players fight before stopping them. |
synth_real 03/03/24 2:06:42 AM #18 | I watched this game. Rempe already had two black eyes from fights in his last two games.
--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | New Mexico teacher told students to duel with swords. Female student was injured |
synth_real 02/28/24 6:21:49 PM #16 | From the article:
"In response to the report's question, 'Did the injury violate school rules?' Mr. Alzaga checked a box indicating 'No,'" the lawsuit added. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Is 64 gb of ram overkill? |
synth_real 02/27/24 5:09:14 PM #29 | I have 64 GB RAM in my current build.
It's overkill. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Can Chuck Norris catch a cold? |
synth_real 02/23/24 8:12:50 PM #11 | Lonestar2000 posted...
Chuck Norris is a right-wing nutjob, I really wish people would stop idolizing him.I don't idolize him, because he's higher than an idol. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Why is the MLB letting us see all their players' dicks? |
synth_real 02/23/24 8:06:25 PM #6 | Dakimakura posted...
What's this about dick pants?Where's the pics? I wanna see this --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Hey CE we need to talk about Ghosts/Spirits.. |
synth_real 02/23/24 10:29:54 AM #43 | If you learn the proper techniques and make a real effort to find spirits, you'll find something. Whether it's an actual spirit or just something from the deepest recesses of your mind is another question, but it's sure weird in a fun way to fuck around and find out.
--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Have you ever had this happen at any of your workplaces? |
synth_real 02/22/24 10:42:13 AM #19 | GranTurismo posted...
like a person who was promoted like a couple of times at least , maybe in a senior position but they were completely unqualified at all. Could do none of their job. Possibly that they passed on you to promote this guy....That sounds like nearly all the leadership at my current job --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | If Jesus ran for president as a Dem and Satan ran as a Republican... |
synth_real 02/20/24 3:54:32 PM #22 | Satan has higher standards than the Republican party, they're completely beneath Him and He wouldn't trust them to carry out His plans for the world.
--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Iceland asks Japan to "invade" Iceland in a drill |
synth_real 02/15/24 11:17:44 PM #11 | I'm completely fucked up right now and even I can't make any sense of that. Somehow you're havvving a better Thursday night than mee
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Topic | who would win in a fight. darth vader or bruce wayne |
synth_real 02/06/24 9:52:00 PM #17 | ArsGoetia posted...
have you ever fought a torso after drinking 3 fluid pounds of malt liquorWhy yes I have, as a matter of fact. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Do you have a bigger problem with greying hair or balding? |
synth_real 02/03/24 9:15:18 AM #72 | I'm 37, where's the option for both?
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Topic | Best Metallica album? |
synth_real 02/02/24 12:26:07 AM #27 | I like Kill 'Em All the best, it's raw and high intensity
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