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slacker03150 posted...

Lokarin posted...

Our gas is 1.10 per litre, IIRC (I haven't been out in a couple days). What's that in Cups per Mile or whatever you guys measure in

1.10 (Canadian dollars per litre) =
3.332245 U.S. dollars per US gallon
1.10 (Euros per litre) =
5.18499587 U.S. dollars per US gallon

if CAD it isn't too bad, a little high, but still lower than some places. if Euros it is super high.

Oh man, I thought you just really f***ed up making a list for a while.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

It's because it's just a dumping ground of movies that executives wanted something to tack on, so they add a few things to make it apart of Cloverfield.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Dude, who shits on wikipedia?
It's a great source.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Revelation34 posted...

The blankets were an accident

lmaono
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

A minority can't rule a majority?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Nightwish posted...

It still amazes me the racism and hate the world has in fucking 2018. It's straight up caveman mentality.

50 years ago women weren't allowed to run in races because it was thought that their uterus would fall out from running too much. 100 years ago a black man was strung up by the neck with a chain, burned to death, and had his fingers cut off so he couldn't pull himself out if the flames (he still tried).
In terms of any historical context, that was basically no time at all.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

BADoglick posted...

1. If you open the door to transgendered men, you close the door on women. Men have their own professional league. Women have their own. If you can't understand why they're seperate, then I'm not going to bother spending all night explaining it to you. If you can't understand that women are losing employment opportunities for the sake of including men in a women's football league, then I'm not going to spend all night explaining that either.

1. You really keep skirting the line that saying that transgender women are actually men. What do you think a transgender woman is?

2. Does that mean a transgender woman is instead forced to play on a man's team?

BADoglick posted...

2. First, there's more than eleven players on a football team. NFL teams typically carry 53. Which I admit would seemingly strengthen your argument, but in actuality, it doesn't, because there's thousands of girls who try out every year that don't make it even despite the higher number of players. All your second point does, is illustrate that you know nothing about football. Which brings me to your third point...

It's actually Australian Football which has 22 players on a team, we're both wrong.

BADoglick posted...

3. Yes, it's football. It's dangerous. That doesn't mean that you compound the danger for the sake of appeasing the trans community. Men are built differently than women, that's a fact. If a 240 lb man tackles a 160 lb woman at full force, they could easily die. I don't understand how thick you have to be to not grasp this concept.

You know who knows more about what a woman's body can handle than you? The woman actually playing the sport. If they start protesting and not playing because they're afraid they're going to die, then sure.
I'm not seeing that.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

BADoglick posted...

Your ignorance is astounding

Would you like to actually respond to my response, or just make bland vaguely insulting blanket statements?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

BADoglick posted...

You do realize that this opens the door for more than just this one inclusion, right?

Cool, good for them. I hope they have a fun time playing.

BADoglick posted...

Which means less employment opportunities for the women aspiring to play in the league

18 teams with 11 players on each gives them just under 200 total positions available for the AFL.
They will be fine.

BADoglick posted...

and more risk of injury for those who do make it, right?

It's football.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Grendel posted...

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were playing that game where we purposefully draw bizarre, inflammatory and nonsensical conclusions from people's posts for the purposes of trolling. I was just following your lead, bro.

I don't see why you give that much of a s*** about the AFL?
Did you care about them before this, do you watch their games, do you know any teams on the AFL, do you know anything about them aside from the fact that they are allowing a transgendered player on a team?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Grendel posted...

Now you're telling him he can't post on PotD? What's next, telling him not to use the same water fountain as you? You disgust me.

What the f*** are you even talking about?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Grendel posted...

It's pretty deplorable how much you hate BADoglick just because he's black. How obscene and racist of you.

What? I've got no idea who that is, he doesn't post on PotD.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Grendel posted...

Do texts constitute a legally binding contract? You should have gotten something drawn up and signed.

lolno
The best you could get is claiming that it's a verbal agreement, which isn't a contract by a long shot.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

BADoglick posted...

Muscles posted...

Why is everyone so afraid of transsexuals? I swear it's like gay people in the 60s or earlier and it's disgusting

While yes, hatred or a general fear of transgendered people is deplorable, if you don't think that transsexuals who were born males have an inherent physical advantage over those born female, then you're just flat out wrong. The fear of a 160 lb female running back getting seriously injured from a 240 lb transgendered linebacker is quite legitimate and has nothing to do with bigotry or ignorance.

Excuuuuuse me sir, I have always been a massive AFL fan for all of my life and the inclusion of this one person will be the death of the group! The death of it I do say!
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Did you roll up drunk, just to show him?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Muscles posted...

Why is everyone so afraid of transsexuals? I swear it's like gay people in the 60s or earlier and it's disgusting

I think people just want to s*** on a group and don't really care who it is.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Blighboy posted...

I assumed this was another Monster Hunter topic

I'm just here to post bad RPG shitposts that are years old.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Babbit55 posted...

Yeah, that's the s***post! (That is clearly satire I hope)

I don't think it was satire the first time it was posted, people would get hilariously hard over the katana a while back.
I'm posting it because RC pinged me, and I really love how dumb the post is. Like really enjoy it.

Babbit55 posted...

I personally think Masterwork bastard sword is about right though. D20 makes that misconception that "Longsword" is a 1 handed weapon, really the longsword should be the bastard sword and the Short sword should be an arming sword.

I'm of the opinion that for RPGs, the stats on the weapon don't really matter as long as everyone has fun. So you can call a katana a battleax mechanically or whatever, there's much worse stuff you can be doing and happy players make happy games so whatever.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Fiiiiine.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Muffinz0rz posted...

snip

Fair enough on the second one, the first one is too funny to not be a violation of something.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Wow, went from wanting to beat someone up to wanting to nap in less than a minute.
That's some sort of record.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

TheWorstPoster posted...

The stock market skyrocketed during the past year

The two largest point drops in the history of the Dow happened in this past month.
2018-02-05 and 2018-02-08

Now, that's assuming you subscribe to the theory that presidents have actual power over the overall stock market.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Economic boosts due to the tax cuts (which means individual companies giving out bonuses and raising minimum wage),

Minimum wage was already scheduled to get a bump, so unless Trump is a time traveler then that means nothing.
Also, see above.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Getting Mexican border wall prototypes and funding ready for construction

Cool, anyone could have made plans, show me the money.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Decimating ISIS

Oh, are they gone?

TheWorstPoster posted...

and forcing China to agree to attack North Korea if they attack us, or our allies first

Was that Trump who personally went to China to negotiate? Anyone with a brain would have sent someone to do that, that's nothing special.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Go for it.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

I'm not talking to you.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

What does he mean by "study smart things"? That could mean anything from watching a Kurzgesagt video to working on a Quantum Mechanics lab report.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Nobody's annoyed at you, you're totally fine.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Were you even old enough to vote back then?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

likehelly posted...

you say that, but i literally have a gallon jug of pickle juice in my fridge, solely for drinking.

HELLY SOMETHING SOMETHING, that's disgusting and you should get rid of it.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

PK_Spam posted...

Icoyar why dont you ever say anything about the hanged black dolls strung around college campuses?

I mean, if you want to get even more depressing, there's always Jesse Washington.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

likehelly posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

I love orange juice, awesome choice

what about orange pickle juice

Man, I've been meeting more and more people who will just straight drink brine. Don't be one of those weirdos helly, come on.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Troll_Police_ posted...

those are both pretty shit

I feel bad agreeing with you, but yeah they are awful paintings.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

I'm sorry RC :(
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

likehelly posted...

it doesn't take much for me to start talking about weird cooking gadgets

#Juicero4Life
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

My favorite shitpost that everyone should know:
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

DirtBasedSoap posted...

doge coin

Half doge coin, half garlicoin, all memecoin.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

No problem, dicking around for people's entertainment is my specialty.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

DirtBasedSoap posted...

dont hav
venmo work?

Bitcoins then, and only bitcoins.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

DirtBasedSoap posted...

Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!

Send me your paypal information.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

RCtheWSBC posted...

Then who did I have sex with?

Every time you closed your eyes, it was a swapout.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Could you work as a trucker for somewhere that isn't Big Oil?
Just shipping parts, or whatever, around?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Why don't you become a waiter then?

They get paid more than what you have been paid.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Muffinz0rz posted...

likehelly posted...

what about that tube you put eggs in that cooks the eggs and when the egg is cooked it pushes out of the tube

i have the weirdest boner

I mean... the machine basically has a boner every time you want an egg.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

likehelly posted...

if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs

I'd go for two nice cups.

Like one of those stainless steel vacuum sealed cups, but still just some cups.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Hah! Take that nerd, I was a whole 20 seconds before you!
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Congrats RC!
https://imgur.com/a/LYUsZ
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Troll_Police_ posted...

If wages and tips do not equal the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour during any week, the employer is required to increase cash wages to compensate.

Except that never f***ing happens in the restaurant world. You can make all the laws you want about it, but unless servers actually start using legal authority to get an extra $10 or whatever. Then suddenly "oh look, you have a few less shifts this week, it happens", and then more and more shifts gets dropped until you just have one because you're that asshole who sued over $10 that you were owed.

Ask a server about it, I bet you they have never been paid the difference.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Troll_Police_ posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

ITT: People who've never worked in a restaurant.

youre a fucking bar cook dude, that hardly counts

Look, I've worked in restaurants for half of my jobs, the female side of my family works in restaurants as well, he's right about this.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

Y'all really, really need to know the difference between a cook and a chef.

Like holy shit you guys.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

I'm just working on studying for an exam for class I already passed (credit didn't transfer), how's school going for you?
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"

To be fair Kana, I don't remember the last time you actually talked about anything you like.
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ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though"