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TopicDo pick-up lines actually work?
samurai bandit
12/18/19 2:21:06 AM
#23
YugiNoob posted...
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

This is the only one that made me lol

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Topiclast night's Family Guy was kinda disturbing *spoilers*
samurai bandit
12/16/19 3:46:59 PM
#31
Im out of words

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TopicPlaying with Akinator with politicians is fun and kind of scary
samurai bandit
12/13/19 7:39:46 PM
#13
YugiNoob posted...
Does your character want to build a wall? (lol)

Lol

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TopicThis is a test
samurai bandit
12/12/19 1:53:51 AM
#4
Reis posted...
is test still dead

Only his career

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TopicBeing the mature adult I am, I'm currently tucked away in a hidey-hole I made.
samurai bandit
12/10/19 10:54:24 PM
#82
A good plot twist could have been that the friends were actually visiting to join the lease and become roommates.

Glad you made it alive, what a crazy experience

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Topicmy main keeps getting warned cuz i keep mentioning a certain color
samurai bandit
12/08/19 3:35:16 AM
#9
Post the hexadecimal code of the color

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TopicMy "A Flawless woman" topic got modded!
samurai bandit
12/08/19 3:30:25 AM
#12
Jetblackmoon posted...
@Lord_Shadow I had originally deleted the topic you're referring to, as I thought as a team we had reached a consensus that these topics were no longer allowed. Seeing as it was overturned, I did some more research into it and discussed it with the team and apparently that's not the case.

I apologize.


Does this mean perfect girl topics are now allowed?

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TopicA flawless Women but shes on Santa's naughty list
samurai bandit
12/08/19 3:27:49 AM
#9
Im surprised mods accepted your dispute o.o

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Topic$75 fine for leaving trash outside my apartment door
samurai bandit
12/06/19 10:35:38 PM
#23
YugiNoob posted...
Plot twist: The landlord put it there to collect a little extra rent ;)

Mind = blown

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TopicHave you ever sneezed with your eyes open?
samurai bandit
12/01/19 3:04:38 PM
#3
Do you happen to remember why was this find out to be impossible?

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TopicHave you ever sneezed with your eyes open?
samurai bandit
12/01/19 3:02:08 PM
#1
Is it even possible?

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TopicJust found out that Amazon does not sell Alcohol
samurai bandit
11/29/19 9:19:25 PM
#5
Amazon Fresh which is part of Amazon now does sell alcohol. At least where I live.

They will ask you for an ID and signature upon delivery if your order has alcohol.

Edit: Prime NOW as well sells a bunch if Alcohol

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TopicLex Luthor is black text.
samurai bandit
11/28/19 4:51:21 PM
#59
Lol at Goku Black

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Topicce post here and you might win $50 amazon gift card or something like it?
samurai bandit
11/28/19 3:45:32 PM
#47
Is this approved by the mods? I thought giveaways and contests needed special approval.

sneak post to enter give away

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Topic$100,000,000,000,000 or get reincarnated and start from a baby with perks
samurai bandit
11/27/19 8:27:55 PM
#30
Depends if it means I die today or reincarnation waits until my end of life

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TopicICE creates fake university, arrests foreign students who signed up
samurai bandit
11/27/19 4:04:44 PM
#76
For those who agree with ICE ITT, how would you identify a new legit school that has no previous history vs this fake one?

You see maps, it is probably a pic a new construction (outdated) so perhaps that is the new school, you look for reviews and see none (not even bad ones) so again it probably is a new school. Then you see it is accredited by an existing legit school so that at least tell you it is not completely fake.

It is not like you can physically go to the school (since you dont have a VISA and probably dont have money either for making a trip just to see if the school exists).

On top of that you apply for a VISA and it gets approved, which means someone from the USA government should have gone a verified this school was legit otherwise they would have rejected your visa.

Then you come to the USA and realize this is fake, now you are on your own to try to figure out how to transfer out of it and get your money back, which takes money for a lawyer and time. Too bad you dont have either as you were scammed and your VISA is now invalid.

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TopicMan spends $1.4 million on MMORPG character, friend accidentally sells for $500
samurai bandit
11/26/19 11:45:23 PM
#14
Isnt account sharing or trading usually a banneable offense?

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TopicYou can only use lethal force upon perception of a threat in a "Stand Your
samurai bandit
11/26/19 2:57:16 AM
#17
All of these sources, there is just too many to read them all.

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TopicAlright CE, need your thoughts on this!
samurai bandit
11/21/19 2:46:17 AM
#4
Dont over step any boundaries but you can totally be friends with her. I have seen that a lot and as long as you treat everyone equally there should be no problem.

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TopicJust stopped my neighbors car from getting by three people
samurai bandit
11/21/19 2:32:49 AM
#98
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78182503

What?


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TopicBrains can't hold an infinite amount of information, so what would happen if...
samurai bandit
11/20/19 2:21:43 AM
#3
Your brain cleans up your memories each day so they would forget the smaller events of 2000 years ago

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TopicThank You, CE!
samurai bandit
11/20/19 12:11:07 AM
#20
So what it cool now? If Ok boomer is cold

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TopicHappy world toilet day!
samurai bandit
11/19/19 9:58:45 PM
#1
World Toilet Day is an official United Nations international observance day on 19 November to inspire action to tackle the global sanitation crisis. Worldwide, 4.2 billion people live without "safely managed sanitation" and around 673 million people practise open defecation.


World Toilet Day exists to inform, engage and inspire people to take action toward achieving this goal.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Toilet_Day

How are you celebrating toilet day?

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TopicHow stoked are y'all for the new Animal Crossing
samurai bandit
11/19/19 2:38:41 AM
#18
DarthDemented posted...
Mainly just collecting them in game and also having a nice distraction once the actual AC game gets boring.


I also liked them more when they had them. It was a nice thropy to collect and actually useful.

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TopicAny advice on how to ask my wife and her sister for a threesome?
samurai bandit
11/19/19 2:32:56 AM
#14
Not sure if serious but in case this is a real thing:

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
You're going to fail your wife's test



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TopicMy Stadia test over 5ghz network wifi
samurai bandit
11/19/19 12:52:26 AM
#4
Nice stealth brag

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TopicYou suddenly find SBAllens wallet on the ground.
samurai bandit
11/17/19 4:05:25 PM
#9
The only correct choice is to immediately post about it on CE and let CE decide what I should do.

Also ending the post with a: but is he hot?

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TopicA fucking hot Russian girl online just agreed to be my girlfriend
samurai bandit
11/14/19 1:02:37 AM
#6
That's a scam you should be paying her at least $300

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TopicI'm thinking about messaging my ex
samurai bandit
11/14/19 12:58:47 AM
#55
tigerslashII posted...
Too late already did lol

Also if we were to get back together I'm pretty sure it'd be for the long haul


Dont get your hopes up and dont try to rush it. Give it more time to let the new relationship develop on its own, assume you are starting from 0.

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TopicHow many times have you guys gotten the faithful trophy?
samurai bandit
11/14/19 12:53:32 AM
#15
Not disabling thropy notifications is like not using ad blocker.

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TopicWhy's sex on the first date such a taboo for a lot of women
samurai bandit
11/13/19 2:20:33 AM
#19
teepan95 posted...
Man I need to move to where you guys all are


This. Where does everyone here lives?

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TopicRIP. Just dropped my phone in the toilet.
samurai bandit
11/12/19 11:36:26 PM
#17
J03can posted...
Imagine you dropped rice in the toilet, youd have to throw a bunch of phones in there


lol. @Complete_Idi0t

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TopicDisney + is here!
samurai bandit
11/12/19 11:31:27 PM
#89
Tired-Insomniac posted...
High School Musical: The Musical: The Series

Who the fuck picked that name? The dude in charge of the Kingdom Hearts titles?


The dude in charge of naming gamefaqs.gamespot

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Topiclavate las manos
samurai bandit
11/12/19 11:18:16 PM
#2
Como pin pon?

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TopicHollow Knight: Silksong
samurai bandit
11/12/19 11:16:35 PM
#27
When?

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TopicI fear for my wife's life and I don't know what to do
samurai bandit
11/10/19 2:54:16 AM
#96
As has been mentioned, you need to at least try calling the FBI. Even if your wife doesnt want to cooperate you need to do this for your kids and to save other possible persons that might fall in the same trap in the future. It sucks and is not easy to do but it needs to be done.


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TopicWhy is there a stigma against NEETs?
samurai bandit
11/08/19 2:17:51 PM
#56
knuxnole posted...
The point of life is to live, and nothing more


In order to live you need food, hygiene, shelter, a way to protect yourself from the wild.

Its fine if you dont want be part of a society but then you need to get those by yourself which is more work than actually being part of a society
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TopicWhat does CHAD stand for?
samurai bandit
11/07/19 11:25:03 PM
#9
Chad
Had
A
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TopicHandbra is not allowed
samurai bandit
11/07/19 12:29:26 AM
#86
Anony1125 posted...
HEROIC lead mod fights CORRUPTION on gamefaqs.GAMESPOT.com


What if that heroic mod was CJayC?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78135571
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TopicJust woke up. On my way to get circumcised.
samurai bandit
11/05/19 12:21:59 AM
#80
Might be too soon, but let us know how the first deed goes as in, if there is any difference
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TopicAll this time I never knew that Mewtwo in Pokemon was a sick fuck
samurai bandit
11/04/19 11:10:39 PM
#6
What the? Is the first part of the pic real or photoshop'd?
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TopicTips to get out of jury duty.
samurai bandit
11/04/19 11:03:21 PM
#7
Tell them you post in CE
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TopicSo CjayC is apparently coming back as a lead mod
samurai bandit
11/04/19 11:01:21 PM
#33
Plot twist: CJayC never left, he was always with us and is the mod leading the revolution
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