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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
samurai bandit
09/15/17 1:13:49 AM
#202
lol at Alyssa. I was not expecting that and for sure made me laugh.

*tracks as a payment*
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TopicSacramento City Council to pay gang members $1.5 million to not kill people
samurai bandit
09/04/17 10:53:46 PM
#40
Now there will be more crime, as pretty much you are guaranteed to be paid if you kill someone.
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Topic97% of athiests don't believe in God
samurai bandit
08/29/17 3:26:07 PM
#5
100% of 97% is 50%.
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TopicI don't like how female dog's vaginas are just there for the seeing
samurai bandit
07/19/17 10:13:12 PM
#61
SSJKirby posted...
thought this was a Gilberto topic


This.
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TopicYou can literally buy a ouija board at Toys r us
samurai bandit
07/15/17 3:40:40 PM
#6
Did you?
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TopicCompanies are starting to offer women ''Menstrual Leave''
samurai bandit
07/14/17 4:34:33 PM
#18
Wouldnt it be awkard asking for menstrual leave? Like everybody will know when you get your period
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TopicAirbnb host must pay $5,000 for canceling reservation based on race
samurai bandit
07/14/17 12:07:15 AM
#87
The Admiral posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
The Admiral posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...

It's the same thing as a hotel denying someone a room because they're black.


No, it isn't, because a hotel is a business and governed by a different set of laws.

Your home is your home. You are free to discriminate based on race, gender, sexual orientation, or whatever you want. That's a privilege that comes with owning property. Airbnb has the right to tell you to fuck off and ban you from using their platform, but no one has the right to force you to let other people into your home that you're uncomfortable with.


They were using their home as their business and agreed to the terms by AirBnB.

Even though that was a fair comparison I'll give you another. It's like an Uber driver picks up a Mexican customer and tells him to get out of the car because he's Mexican.

You don't see anything wrong with that?


No, I don't. Your car, your rules. But I completely support Uber kicking that driver off the platform.

Using Airbnb or Uber as a side business does not transform your personal property into commercial property. Those are merely platforms; they're not legal agreements that change the set of laws governing your property.


So you are pretty much saying that Airbnb or Uber should be the ones responsible. However that guy who willingly violates the terms of agreement he signed when subscribing to those businesess has no fault at all? Have you ever considered that whomever signed up to Airbnb should have at least a little bit amount of brains to know not to sign up for something they won't want to do?

It seems you are one of those guys who thinks doing ilegal or bad things is correct, unless someone catches you doing it.
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TopicDo you pee in the shower?
samurai bandit
06/28/17 3:53:26 PM
#69
Everyone is doing it wrong.

You open the shower curtain/door then while still in the shower, aim perfectly at the toilet. That way you can pee while showering without being gross.

extra points if you are a woman and manage to accomplish above
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Topic1 million but you have to fight prime Jackie Chan...
samurai bandit
06/11/17 2:16:40 AM
#14
MabusIncarnate posted...
lol, he's just an actor he can't really do that stuff irl.

I'd kick his ass.


Not sure if serious...
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Topicso i herd u leik mudkipz
samurai bandit
05/14/17 1:32:00 PM
#136
It is cold in here
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TopicUpdate your Windows OS's folks
samurai bandit
05/13/17 9:55:46 PM
#28
I have a few questions:

For windows XP there is no patch for the virus? You need to upgrade to 7?

And how would the hackers be able to hide the payments made to them? The average user has no idea on how to use TOR and mainling/leaving cash at some random place would be really difficult to pull out if you want to gain advantage of many people. Like couldn't the government track them down?
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TopicWhat are good computer maintenance programs that I should get (antivirus' ect.)
samurai bandit
05/13/17 8:03:51 PM
#11
Soviet_Poland posted...
Windows Defender and Malwarebytes are all you need unless you make it a point to download as many questionable links as possible.


This
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Topic$25 pizza order. What's a fair tip?
samurai bandit
05/13/17 7:49:05 PM
#47
Tbh you should tip everyone in this topic for giving you advice.

You dont want to be a cheap skate, do you?
Apparently people think you should tip everyone for doing their job...
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TopicObama put ketchup on his hot dog
samurai bandit
05/10/17 4:51:02 PM
#10
Obama thinks this topic is actually good..
JK not even Obama thinks that
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TopicAnyone else always really depressed as fuck about life on sundays?
samurai bandit
05/08/17 3:03:38 AM
#20
In in the same situation as you. However in my case I'm just too tired from working, so going out feels more like a chore to me...

However on Holidays, after I rested the weekend the holiday I feel like I have so much free time I start doing other things but then the next day work starts again and whatever I was doing the day before gets suspended as Im tired and the cycle starts again.

=(
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TopicTalk me out of eating an entire bag of chips
samurai bandit
05/06/17 5:38:45 PM
#19
Dont eat the whole bag, you'll get sick.

You can eat the chips inside though
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TopicITT: We list everything wrong with the mobile site one thing at a time.
samurai bandit
05/01/17 3:09:48 AM
#9
4- The non screen hijacking adds that freaking freeze the browser
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Topic500 million but every woman you physically touch will obsess about having sex
samurai bandit
05/01/17 3:07:34 AM
#17
What if the person taking the deal is a woman? If she touches her face then he is attracted to herself?
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Topictfw wake up and Ice_Poseidon is still banned
samurai bandit
04/29/17 12:56:29 PM
#4
im not 13 posted...
Wha happened


Also great userrname
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TopicThis is possibly the worst thing I've ever seen on the Internet.
samurai bandit
04/29/17 3:49:14 AM
#12
ForestLogic posted...
Yeah, mud wasps do that. I'm surprised they put it inside of a ceiling though... They usually do it outside on walls. And that's a HUGE mud pack. They're usually smaller than that. That wasp was fucking busy.


Thanks for providing the name. That was a good read on Wikipedia
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TopicProperty taxes are now 9128 a year
samurai bandit
04/28/17 12:37:14 PM
#76
That is a lot of money for owning a home TC. It is like paying rent to live in your own home...

Like what do you do if you want to retire? You'd expect that finally you can use the saved money to live decent/good life and maybe do a little traveling. But then you need to pay that much on property taxes you are doomen to keep working forever or have a shitty life just to pay those takes.

Now I understand why some people just prefer to be homeless...
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TopicCE, what's your excuse for not being as fit as this girl?
samurai bandit
04/25/17 3:03:49 AM
#14
I dont wanna be her. As simple as that.
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Topic$25/hour at your dream job, or $35/hour at McDonald's?
samurai bandit
04/25/17 3:01:48 AM
#6
What if my dream job is to work at macdonalds for $35/hr?

it isn't
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TopicI don't understand how one person needs to spend $200+ on food
samurai bandit
04/25/17 2:58:14 AM
#50
devilminion posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
devilminion posted...


You were the one arguing that the only way to live off of that little money was to consume rice and water for every meal. I just wanted to show that you don't have to starve yourself to get by on it.

.......but, your argument shows that, yes, you do have to starve yourself to get by

i'm not even a big person and there is no way in hell i would be able to get through a month on your suggestion without feeling hungry all the time


Then we have different definitions of "starving", because there are enough calories in those meals that you shouldn't be (unless you are regularly exercising).

That's probably because you are more accustomed to larger meals. It's not like you'd only be eating bread and tuna each day. I mean, for nearly 3 years, my food budget was roughly $100 a month, and the stuff I mentioned was a big part of what I ate on a regular basis (2 meals a day + some snacking), and I was far from "starving".


I could eat the 4 dogs a meal and not be hungry. Granted Im skinny but I can totally see how 4 dogs a meal would get you by. Of course asuming you wouldnt mind eating the same thing everyday.

Lot's of people think that not being hungry=being full and that is how some people get fat (Im not saying anyone in this topic is fat).

You can either eat to satisfy your needs and not be hungry (you could eat more but only because you like the food not because your stomach/body tells you to) or you can eat until you are 100% full that you cannot eat one more thing without puking.

Doing the latter of course forces your somatch to get bigger and then you get hungry more often and repeat. While doing the former is imo, what should be done most of the days.
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TopicIce_Poseidon loses $800 on Roulette
samurai bandit
04/22/17 2:48:32 AM
#5
Bluster posted...
dude probably makes $800 during a piss break

This. To be fair he probably won that much in the time he was playing that game.
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TopicLOL after 13 years of driving, I finally get my first traffic ticket...
samurai bandit
04/20/17 7:14:23 PM
#18
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
It would be reckless as fuck to move over one lane and pass a person in the turning lane. If you did that right as the person in front started paying attention and turned and you both got in an accident you would be found at fault. That cop has no god damn idea what he's talking about.


This.
Also I was aware of the honking law, but have never ever seen it being enforced o.o
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TopicDonald Trump signed an executive order targeting H-1B program
samurai bandit
04/19/17 1:22:18 AM
#6
Milkman5 posted...
which fields can't find qualified american workers?

smells like bullshit


They can, they just can't find thousands of them so in order to meet they demand they need to hire outside US.

But yea Trump being Trump and doing stuff without any knowledge just because he heard someone say it and that makes it 100% true for him
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TopicI'm sick of my galaxy s7
samurai bandit
04/18/17 10:51:42 PM
#37
darkprince45 posted...
7:00 am- s7 68 percent life left. What I've done- text
Iphone7plus- 95 percent left. What I've done- gps, listen to podcast on Bluetooth, browse internet


Now tell us which apps you have on each phone running in the background.

Also everyone knows screen is the highest battery drain so texting keeps screen on while gps,podcast and Bluetooth can run with the screen off
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TopicSo, CE, why can you NOT drive a standard?
samurai bandit
04/09/17 6:26:00 PM
#27
AlBundy33 posted...
its a rite of passage to call yourself an adult, automatics are for little kids


it should be a law that your driving test has to be in a standard transmission.


Lol at driving a standard. It is called technology improvement and if you think that somehow affects how you grow up then you might as well drive a carriage pulled by horses as driving a standard is cheating according to you logic.
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TopicMy dad needs me to wire him $126. Chances I get my money back?
samurai bandit
04/06/17 2:57:28 PM
#13
The empty envelop could have been someone during the mail chain stealing it. Hence you are always adviced to never send cash in the mail.

Also, don't expect your money back but you should definitely lend him the money. It is not thaaaat much money and besides he is your dad, he paid everything for you while you were a kid so it is not like he is trying to take advantage of youn
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TopicMuslim teen writes #BlackLivesMatter 100 times on Stanford essay and gets in
samurai bandit
04/05/17 12:10:06 AM
#91
He answered what is the most important thing but totally ignored to explaim the why.

Joke school confirmed
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TopicMan cleared of sexual assault to 17 year old because he didnt enjoy it
samurai bandit
03/30/17 8:50:50 PM
#4
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Just going to say, shit like this makes the cartels look like a better option than the "legitimate" government of Mexico.


Totally agree on this comment. Sadly the problem are not only the cartels but some parts of the government...
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TopicMan cleared of sexual assault to 17 year old because he didnt enjoy it
samurai bandit
03/30/17 1:48:28 PM
#1

A Mexican judge has freed a wealthy young man accused of abducting and sexually assaulting a schoolgirl, on the grounds that the perpetrator did not enjoy himself...

In a ruling which was made public on Monday, Judge Anuar González found that although Cruz was accused of touching the victim’s breasts and penetrating her with his fingers, he had acted without “carnal intent” – and so was not guilty of assault....

The release of Cruz – who had fled to Spain, but was extradited back to Mexico – has prompted outrage among human rights activists, and marked a new low point in a case that has reinforced the perception that those with money and political connections are above the law...

“Since there was no pleasure in the act, it was intended to cause humiliation. They were touching her, they were bothering her, so for the judge, if the intention wasn’t pleasure, it’s not sexual assault,” said Vela, who works in the legal studies department at the Centre for Teaching and Research in Economics.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/28/mexican-man-cleared-sexual-assault-schoolgirl-because-he-didnt-enjoy-it?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




... but is she hot?

Victim: http://cdn4.uvnimg.com/38/8c/c8e364e5431999a0484acf79e487/Daphne.jpg

"Los porkys" aka criminals: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oCXgBnIKdp4/maxresdefault.jpg
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