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TopicMother caught forcing her child into the trunk of her car.
monkmith
08/09/21 3:35:28 PM
#16
yusiko posted...
when i was 10 my parents put me in the trunk of the car
but the difference is we were only driving 2 blocks away to a restaurant and i had begged for months to just once let me ride in the trunk cause i thought it would be cool
its significantly less cool when they put you in a trunk full of tools and drive like a jackass.

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TopicMother caught forcing her child into the trunk of her car.
monkmith
08/09/21 1:56:47 PM
#14
FreedomEtrtment posted...
Why on earth did they give the kid back to her?
system in place isn't designed to prevent shit like this, just prosecute the perpetrators after the fact. same issue with domestic violence really.

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TopicWelp i threw my mouse againt the wall hard and now tue shit dont work
monkmith
08/09/21 12:27:38 PM
#54
did you ever try throwing the mouse at the wall again? might just fix it.

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TopicJake Gyllenhaal Admits That He Finds It Unnecessary to Shower Often
monkmith
08/07/21 3:14:20 PM
#56
Zonbei posted...
It does actually. Daily showering is bad for your hair and dries it out.
unless you're using scalding hot water or bathing in a chlorinated pool its not going to do damage to it. your hair naturally produces oils that protect it from water damage, its the shampoo that strips the oil out of your hair that causes the issues.

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TopicWould you sacrifice yourself to save all of humanity?
monkmith
08/07/21 3:09:02 PM
#42
how much is it going to hurt, and will my family get any benefit?

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TopicWhat mechanisms could the U.S. practically implement
monkmith
08/07/21 3:02:59 PM
#10
  • increase the house to better reflect the actual population of the country.
  • implement ranked voting to allow for a system not dominated by two political parties.



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Topicdo Americans really eat rice with just soy sauce?
monkmith
08/07/21 2:50:10 PM
#32
all the rice i eat is with other stuff, like a few nights ago when i had it with stuffed peppers. if i'm putting soy sauce on rice its because i'm eating chinese food.

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TopicJake Gyllenhaal Admits That He Finds It Unnecessary to Shower Often
monkmith
08/07/21 11:57:11 AM
#47
BlockAddition posted...
I shower once a month at the most and I don't have rashes, skin sores or anything that

Your body adapts
here, you're new profile picture.



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TopicJake Gyllenhaal Admits That He Finds It Unnecessary to Shower Often
monkmith
08/07/21 11:54:44 AM
#45
Sariana21 posted...
Most Americans do bathe too often, though. Its actually bad for hair to be washed daily.
washed? or shampoo'd? because your hair oil doesn't really give a damn if it gets wet daily.

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TopicJake Gyllenhaal Admits That He Finds It Unnecessary to Shower Often
monkmith
08/07/21 11:52:54 AM
#44
it takes two minutes to shower, five if you're being lazy. little shampoo in the hair, little for the pits and crotch, then you scrub. if you want to be real efficient use a loofah or other form of shower scrubber tool. if you really want to conserve water you turn on the shower to get soaked and turn it off to lather up.

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TopicThe Kroger's brand chewy chocolate chip granola bars is the best thing ever.
monkmith
08/07/21 11:14:36 AM
#8
i wouldn't know, kroger up and left my city after buying all the old grocery store chain buildings and refusing to sell them so others could move in. now there are several empty grocery store buildings that kroger sits on for no good reason.

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TopicNew infrastructure bill is basically going to heavily regulate crypto in the US
monkmith
08/07/21 11:10:50 AM
#62
Anthony_Rizzo posted...
There needs to be a constitutional amendment prohibiting bills that contain hidden amendments that have nothing to do with the principle of the bill.
beyond the fact you'd never get that passed, it would cripple the legislature beyond repair.

you've got to keep in mind that each member isn't elected to be a collective body supporting the federal government, they're elected to force the federal government to cater to their specific state or districts needs. you remove the ability to add riders and porkfat and suddenly the legislature loses its only tool to get the body to work together, because you're not going to get a legislator to sign onto a bill that is "for the good of the nation" if it doesn't have some form of incentive to the people that voted for them.

an obvious example would be NASA. removing riders would kill NASA because they only get funding by adding riders that spread out where they draw resources. if some congressman from a flyover state isn't able to shoehorn in a rider forcing NASA to buy flight stabilizer parts from their district then they're just not going to vote for it.

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TopicOlympic speedwalking
monkmith
08/07/21 12:06:51 AM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVBN7NAIrfg

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TopicImagine a national pit bull day.
monkmith
08/06/21 11:25:43 PM
#20
Looked gf posted...
so you're saying that they're naturally a friendly dog breed and there's just a lot of shitty owners that treat them horribly and promote aggression?

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TopicQ idiots always talk about vaccine being da mark of da beast, but trumps card is
monkmith
08/06/21 11:22:10 PM
#7
Tyranthraxus posted...
Patty_Fleur.exe has crashed and needs to be restarted
...did he dig up a day old topic just to bitch? must feel the need to get it all out before he gets yet another warning.

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TopicQ idiots always talk about vaccine being da mark of da beast, but trumps card is
monkmith
08/06/21 11:21:25 PM
#5
it is weird, his fixation with the nazi eagle, you think he looks up to hitler?

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TopicGoing to pick up golfing.
monkmith
08/06/21 7:53:36 PM
#15
its al in the hips TC.

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TopicHow soon until refrigerators are connected the internet?
monkmith
08/06/21 7:51:31 PM
#17
yeah, someone hacked one a while back to show porn in a home depot.

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TopicUS Renters are behind $3,700 in rent, on average.
monkmith
08/06/21 6:04:00 PM
#18
we're lucky the feds actually pushed through all that money for rent relief, now its time for shit states to actually use the money as intended instead of screaming about states rights and trying to steal it for other crap.

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Topiclol @ getting marked for un marked spoilers for an old ass movie.
monkmith
08/06/21 4:40:29 PM
#12
did you know you can spoil titanic by referencing the historic event?

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TopicI honestly still can't believe the Olympics don't have Esports.
monkmith
08/06/21 4:07:46 PM
#20
i'm still confused that horse jumping is considered an olympic sport, do they give the horse the medal?

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TopicConvince me there's a good character in FF8 SPOILERS
monkmith
08/06/21 4:04:46 PM
#14
quistis, you cant go wrong with a hot teacher carrying a whip.

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TopicI had a dog who used to corner cats then pee on them
monkmith
08/06/21 3:20:00 PM
#13
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I just remember seeing dudes sniffing pixie sticks. The drugs didn't come until High School for me. I went to small middle schools.
i had a friend in 6th grade who got kicked out for huffing paint he stole from the arts department, his locker was full of spray cans...

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TopicI had a dog who used to corner cats then pee on them
monkmith
08/06/21 3:12:13 PM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yeah. Humping was big in 7th grade for my school. Guys constantly did it to each other.

"Lol, you just let me hump you. You're so gay."

What a confusing and stupid time.
huh, 7th graders in my school just did drugs.

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TopicHave you ever had just a mustache?
monkmith
08/06/21 2:59:41 PM
#26
mooreandrew58 posted...
Why would maintenance be required? My chest hairy as fuck and I leave it. I am however glad I dont have a hairy back like my brother just one small patch in my lower back.
dont know about you but i find it a bit annoying to look in a mirror and see some of my chest hair peaking out over the collar of my shirt.

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TopicI feel like subscription services should get your approval before charging you
monkmith
08/06/21 2:58:11 PM
#48
TrollTrace posted...
Ever try to cancel amazon prime through your phone or amazon audibles? They practically hide the button.

Agreed.
i've had amazon fuck me a few times with them automatically selecting the free prime delivery and signing me up.

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TopicHave you ever had just a mustache?
monkmith
08/06/21 2:56:14 PM
#24
yes, i dont grow much facial hair but i can grow a light mustache, i think it looks very stupid though so i generally shave it off whenever i shave my grunge beard and mutton chops...

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TopicI feel like subscription services should get your approval before charging you
monkmith
08/06/21 2:48:21 PM
#41
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
They probably get pretty sick of people stealing services from them

Like this guy.

Dont sign up for something if you cant handle payments or cant handle being smart about it.
yes TC, think of the poor starving multi-million dollar corporations!

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TopicRepublican Teacher now ADMITS to KNEEING a Kid in his BALLS during class!!
monkmith
08/06/21 2:45:49 PM
#28
neat, put him in a cell with a guy that calls himself god, maybe they'll get along.

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TopicA more honest, trustworthy and competent president than Trump ever was
monkmith
08/06/21 2:43:28 PM
#7
god, he put on weight.

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TopicI feel like subscription services should get your approval before charging you
monkmith
08/06/21 2:41:43 PM
#34
WingsOfGood posted...
you are correct

but most will refund you if you call them a day or so after charged
this. cant understand why people here would support the practice. its obvious the companies themselves realize its scummy enough that if they blocked refunds they'd get taken to court.

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TopicI had a dog who used to corner cats then pee on them
monkmith
08/06/21 2:35:18 PM
#4
did you name him r-kelly?

my previous dog, a basset hound, used to yell at squirrels in trees. several times they'd fall out and he'd be confused as fuck.

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TopicNew report ranks US dead last in health care among richest countries
monkmith
08/06/21 1:20:15 PM
#4
Samurontai posted...
Last in 11th place doesnt seem that bad being there are nearly 200 hundred countries in the world
are we richer then those other 10 countries?

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TopicSo many places are asking for Vax Cards now. My friend thinks its dumb
monkmith
08/06/21 1:19:23 PM
#2
send her a couple videos of people her age on ventilators, ask her if she'd like to die drowning in her own fluids?

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TopicLambda arrives in the USA! Put your masks on cause it is vaccine resistant!
monkmith
08/06/21 1:17:16 PM
#54
Smackems posted...
So...

Buy all the toilet paper?
my TP castles would look better with crenelated parapets...

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TopicWho do you think is at fault in this accident?
monkmith
08/06/21 1:08:56 PM
#11
shit driving all around, silver's at fault if only because they were making the lane change and then of course drove off. but common sense dictates you dont intentionally sit in someones blind spot like that, either speed up or slow down to get out of it.

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Topic"Stone Cold" Dwayne Johnson
monkmith
08/06/21 11:19:14 AM
#7
"actual cannibal" john cena?

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TopicWhat's the biggest prize you ever won?
monkmith
08/06/21 10:39:38 AM
#12
a jump rope.

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TopicWeird smells you enjoy (excluding farts, poop, butt, and genitalia)
monkmith
08/06/21 10:34:20 AM
#13
ajax powder cleaner, its bleach but its got a perfume in it that just reminds me of the scent of clean.

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TopicWhite people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt
monkmith
08/06/21 10:30:50 AM
#13
is that a play on washington redskins? cute, i'd chuckle if i saw that shirt.

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TopicDay drinking. You
monkmith
08/06/21 10:30:02 AM
#3
so i can get buzzed off of two little shot glasses of wine, and i've never seen the appeal. doesn't help i've had several drunks in my family to show me the dangers.

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TopicC/D: You are *NOT* easily offended.
monkmith
08/06/21 10:27:10 AM
#4
how DARE YOU SPEAK FOR ME!?!??!!!!

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TopicUnited Airlines will require all employees to get vaccinated or risk being fired
monkmith
08/06/21 9:31:32 AM
#4
fun fact, when you're fired for misconduct you dont get unemployment funds.

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