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Topic	Since when did declining to give police officers evidence become a crime?
monkeysRfunny 01/03/20 11:32:49 AM #19	UnfairRepresent posted... No you can't. A cop can't bang on your door and arrest you for not handing over your property. No shit? But thats not always the same as hiding evidence under certain circumstances --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Since when did declining to give police officers evidence become a crime?
monkeysRfunny 01/02/20 5:43:56 PM #13	UnfairRepresent posted... You can't be arrested for not handing over a video they demanded you too You actually can. In this case, probably not, but you can be charged for it. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Donald Trump died for our sins, apparently.
monkeysRfunny 12/31/19 12:02:04 AM #45	Someone's jumping to incorrect conclusions --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Donald Trump died for our sins, apparently.
monkeysRfunny 12/30/19 11:28:13 PM #42	Test #2 Bernie supporters really do have IQs 2 standard deviations below the mean. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Cop fabricated story about being served coffee with 'fucking pig' written on it
monkeysRfunny 12/30/19 11:11:16 PM #35	Shablagoo posted... I looked it up. There are approx. 750,000-800,000 sworn officers in the U.S. vs. 326.2 million non-police citizens. So lets do the math. 2/850,000 = 0.00000235 2/326,200,000 = 6.131208e-9 can someone better at math than I am tell us how much larger of a percentage that is? I think we get the idea but itd be neat to know an actual number. If you don't see why this logic is extremely stupid, then I don't know what to say... --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Cop fabricated story about being served coffee with 'fucking pig' written on it
monkeysRfunny 12/30/19 10:58:24 PM #22	RickyTheBAWSE posted... oh, is this a "Blacks lie too" thread now? "cops still lying, eh? "but Black people!" Its a lol Ricky is having melty getting super defensive topic now by the looks of it --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Cop fabricated story about being served coffee with 'fucking pig' written on it
monkeysRfunny 12/30/19 10:51:41 PM #15	darkprince45 posted... Its a thing happening everywhere. Just recently, a black kid lied about nazis calling him slurs. As well as a white kid doing the same thing the opposite way anyways, looks like he was a cop for 2 a months and rightfully already fired. Dont forget that girl who lied about her classmates cutting her dreads. That paper really showed their bias there. The initial story mentioned white classmates cutting a black girls hair, but when she admitted to lying, they removed race from the title and instead used Virginia girl. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Obstacles in games that make you rage?
monkeysRfunny 12/29/19 1:12:01 PM #23	Spooking posted... Escort missions I hate this because the AI is dumb as rocks 99% of the time --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Donald Trump died for our sins, apparently.
monkeysRfunny 12/29/19 1:09:54 PM #11	spudger posted... https://i.imgur.com/86zndIm.jpg This reminds me of that Kaepernick Nike poster that said Believe in something, even if it means giving up everything. Its like yeah, Im gonna give up my NFL career where Im too big headed to accept a job - so I can make millions elsewhere being endorsed by a different gigantic corporation --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Most overblown hate from 2019?
monkeysRfunny 12/29/19 8:05:20 AM #9	Brie's hate is overblown. I don't think there's as many people hating on her as internet forums would have you believe. But in terms of the poll question, I think Pokemon got unnecessary hate. It's a lazy Pokemon game, but at the very least my friends said they haven't had any bugs or glitches or anything. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Big Bikini Tits
monkeysRfunny 12/28/19 2:18:13 AM #41	Ivany2008 posted... the first one looks like 2 different people. the face looks like its photoshopped on. This looks even more photoshopped and is disturbing because of the fact that it's not... (That's a 6 YO) --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	African Americans have it better now than ever before.
monkeysRfunny 12/26/19 10:51:25 PM #21	TheVipaGTS posted... or don't want to date me or just flat out hate me because i was born with more pigment....you're the wrong one, not me. Hating people just because of their skin color? They're wrong, yeah. But not wanting to date? Well, that's their opinion, and they most certainly aren't wrong. People simply have preferences. Some people like blondes, some people like brunettes, some people like blue eyes, some people like fair skin, some people like overweight people. There are so many things that a person might find attractive/unattractive, and skin color is one of them. Don't pretend that it's a one way street either. There are black people who won't date whites. And since people can't choose who they're attracted to, you honestly shouldn't blame them for not wanting to date someone who has a certain skin color. Blame them when they have prejudices against it. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Iowa Man gets 15 YEARS in PRISON for BURNING an LGBTQ FLAG!!
monkeysRfunny 12/20/19 10:15:28 PM #66	Cowthief posted... Someone else's flag. He has priors. And he threatened to burn down a building. So not just "burning a flag" But it's duckbear, so he'll "accidentally" make the title a little misleading --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Summarize the ToU in 4 words or less.
monkeysRfunny 12/17/19 1:11:45 AM #13	Mods are always right --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Police officer shown slumped over in driver seat in body cam, no criminal charge
monkeysRfunny 12/17/19 1:11:03 AM #4	At the very least he was demoted and got an unpaid suspension --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	In dating terms, when should a transgender person reveal that
monkeysRfunny 12/15/19 9:32:01 AM #32	The instant you know that the other person wants a sexual relationship with the opposite sex. You could tell them if you're pre-op or post-op and ask if it would be all right to continue the relationship on a non-sexual level. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Quick, name the first male celebrity that comes to mind who has a 3-part name
monkeysRfunny 12/12/19 11:37:29 PM #10	Sir Ian McKellen --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	How the hell did the ref not see this?
monkeysRfunny 12/12/19 12:43:01 AM #7	He watched The Longest Yard recently https://youtu.be/de2Rv5eijvA?t=197 --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	$100 or the following super powers
monkeysRfunny 12/11/19 4:47:15 AM #9	Damn how could I forget Senor Cleanfist. That's probably my favorite Cyanide and Happiness short too --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	$100 or the following super powers
monkeysRfunny 12/10/19 11:28:47 PM #4	I swear to god this sounds so familiar but I can't put my finger on it --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Sister AND Brother are SHOT DEAD after they complained to Man to STOP SMOKING!!
monkeysRfunny 12/09/19 11:03:17 PM #19	Mistere Man posted... They arent idiots using them at inappropriate times is. This. The guy wasnt legally allowed to even have a gun. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Save That Robot (Round 73)
monkeysRfunny 12/08/19 10:07:10 PM #48	Save robot with boobs KOS-MOS --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	The 2020s..a decade you will probably not survive
monkeysRfunny 12/08/19 9:50:38 PM #15	Drat, is it 2012 again? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Polyamorous woman, 20, reveals she fell pregnant by one of her FOUR partners
monkeysRfunny 12/06/19 3:23:54 AM #8	https://imgur.com/yl8vuLz Okay. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	why is it even called football
monkeysRfunny 12/06/19 3:09:52 AM #6	Gridiron makes less sense than football --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	C/D: The hospitals and health care system in the USA is a joke
monkeysRfunny 12/04/19 3:00:30 AM #6	Crazyman93 posted... So, the fastest way to get treated in a hospital is to fake a heart attack. Nah fam, yelling at the receptionist is the best way. They have it in with the doctors so they call them in --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Imagine going on a date with dis chick
monkeysRfunny 12/01/19 1:12:25 AM #17	Wii_Shaker posted... Can't see her face with those shades. I don't really think the tight ponytail is a sexy look. I really hate the tight ponytail look --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Biden: I got hairy legs and kids used to reach down in the pool and rub my leg
monkeysRfunny 12/01/19 1:10:41 AM #19	What the fuck --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Scar Jo with short hair, yay or nay?
monkeysRfunny 12/01/19 1:07:04 AM #12	Horse noise --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Japanese company makes women wear badge that says when they are their period
monkeysRfunny 11/29/19 11:35:37 PM #4	They didn't make anyone do anything --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Inmate wanted by ICE released on bail
monkeysRfunny 11/29/19 9:53:54 PM #1	He was arrested weeks later for attempted murder https://news.yahoo.com/inmate-wanted-ice-released-bail-000147188.html --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Trump to designate Mexican drug cartels as terrorists
monkeysRfunny 11/27/19 6:01:58 PM #65	Wow shock is still going at it full force with his liberal butthurt --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Trump to designate Mexican drug cartels as terrorists
monkeysRfunny 11/27/19 5:36:53 PM #33	Doom_Art posted... Why shockthemonkey posted... Logistically what does this mean? LightningAce11 posted... Funny considering the american military is the largest terrorist organization in the world. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Let's remember a video game platform 13: Sega Game Gear
monkeysRfunny 11/27/19 5:33:34 PM #4	Aside from needing fucking 6 AA batteries and being large and unwieldy for a handheld, it was pretty good. I mainly remember playing Streets of Rage all the time --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Trump to designate Mexican drug cartels as terrorists
monkeysRfunny 11/27/19 5:28:07 PM #27	Why are people questioning this again? Besides having an "Everything Trump does is bad" mindset, of course. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	The ability to teleport or your own hyperbolic time chamber?
monkeysRfunny 11/24/19 3:24:45 AM #84	The way it was worded and common sense makes it seem like whatever you can carry with your own hands. That being said, if we're being so strict on it, I still need to know if naked teleporting is a problem --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	The ability to teleport or your own hyperbolic time chamber?
monkeysRfunny 11/24/19 3:13:07 AM #82	Errr then again, gimme time chamber since I don't wanna naked teleport --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	The ability to teleport or your own hyperbolic time chamber?
monkeysRfunny 11/24/19 2:51:15 AM #75	Teleport even with limits, because as mentioned, just float and teleport --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Stating medically accepted facts is "stereotyping."
monkeysRfunny 11/21/19 2:09:26 AM #3	If it hurts someone's fee fees then it is moddable. That's the sad truth. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Just stopped my neighbors car from getting by three people
monkeysRfunny 11/21/19 2:02:43 AM #96	User since: Oct 2019 Karma: 27 Active Posts: 95 Yes, I'm the alt. You accuse him of profiling blacks. It's pointed out that the media profiles whites. You get all butthurt and have a melty about deflection. Dude, chill and take a calm look at what was said instead of just automatically getting up in arms about something because it doesn't agree with what you want. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Just stopped my neighbors car from getting by three people
monkeysRfunny 11/21/19 1:54:06 AM #94	Okay, wait. I read further back, and now you're starting to confuse me even more. He deflected racial profiling by sharing something that also had to do with racial profiling? Or at least what the mods thought was profiling? I don't know man, you and I must be reading some different shit. I seriously doubt we're on the same wavelength here. Your interpretations of what people say, despite being told otherwise, are constantly different from their intended message. I think I see why that conversation went around over and over. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Just stopped my neighbors car from getting by three people
monkeysRfunny 11/21/19 1:39:00 AM #92	No I mean where does he defend racial profiling? That's just a "meh, can't change this anymore than we can stop the sun from rising" attitude. I don't see where he's in any way defending it. From what I see it's just saying that racism is bound to continue; not that it's a good thing. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Just stopped my neighbors car from getting by three people
monkeysRfunny 11/21/19 1:23:23 AM #90	Where? I mean I only read a few dozen posts back. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Just stopped my neighbors car from getting by three people
monkeysRfunny 11/21/19 1:12:35 AM #87	PopOutAtYoParty posted... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man?wprov=sfla1 Except it literally has. "it's okay to be racist because no one will stop being racist" Who the fuck said it's okay to be racist? Bro your reaching is putting Stretch Armstrong to shame --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
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