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Topic | Save That Couple (Round 1) |
monkeysRfunny 12/22/18 12:40:21 PM #6 | Vegeta and Bulma Niles and Daphne Dick Grayson and Starfire --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | People with babies in planes are the worst |
monkeysRfunny 12/22/18 12:35:41 PM #14 | Speaking of theaters, I also hate those inconsiderate jerks who laugh unnecessarily loud and make comments during the movie. ESPECIALLY when those weirdos are by themselves. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | People with babies in planes are the worst |
monkeysRfunny 12/22/18 12:26:51 PM #6 | I wish they had a soundproof section for babies on planes. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | NFL CAN'T find Artists to perform on SUPERBOWL cause of their KNEELING STANCE!! |
monkeysRfunny 12/17/18 1:56:08 AM #36 | Oh thank God Cardi B isn't going to be there. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Save That Athlete (Finale!) Michael Jordan vs. Mike Trout |
monkeysRfunny 12/13/18 11:31:32 PM #12 | Jordan's more famous and is obviously going to win, but I'll still vote for the fish man Mike Trout --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 31 y/o CHRISTIAN is Arrested after he SCREAMED to Kids that SANTA ISN'T REAL!! |
monkeysRfunny 12/11/18 1:45:53 AM #8 | I swear there was an episode of American Dad or Family Guy or something where this happened. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Save That Horror Character! (Round 58) |
monkeysRfunny 12/10/18 12:10:19 AM #10 | Jill Valentine Pyramid Head --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Myths you're sick of people perpetuating. |
monkeysRfunny 12/10/18 12:08:43 AM #230 | averagejoel posted... not a deflection. just a different conversation. you haven't listened to anything I've said, and you're going on my ignore list soon. *asked where he said something* *response is something completely unrelated* Yeah... sorry, but that's the definition of a deflection. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | So, King K Rool is definitely the best character in Ultimate. |
monkeysRfunny 12/10/18 12:05:34 AM #6 | But he can suplex people, right? Suplexing is badass. Especially if you could jump off the stage and air suplex suicide people --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Remember AOL? Yahoo? MSN? |
monkeysRfunny 12/10/18 12:04:13 AM #8 | I used to use AOL but for some reason I stopped, and Yahoo became my primary. And because I've had Yahoo for so long, I'm too lazy to switch everything (like sites I've signed up for with my Yahoo address) to GMail. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | California teacher loses her s***, chases students around classroom w/ scissors |
monkeysRfunny 12/10/18 12:01:08 AM #17 | Well that's just creepy. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Myths you're sick of people perpetuating. |
monkeysRfunny 12/09/18 5:41:18 PM #172 | Pathetic mortals and their need for rest...Why can you not simply stay awake and remain on CE your entire lives? Seriously though, it really doesn't make sense to have a $30/hour minimum wage. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Save That Athlete (Round 106) |
monkeysRfunny 12/09/18 2:56:58 AM #18 | Ken Griffey Jr. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Myths you're sick of people perpetuating. |
monkeysRfunny 12/08/18 9:39:15 PM #118 | Anti-245 posted... fuzzylittlbunny posted...Unskilled laborers wanting to live off of one job in the most expensive state in the nation. lmao you can't be serious. If you live in Hawaii, you can't expect to get by on one job when it's not one that pays a lucrative salary. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Myths you're sick of people perpetuating. |
monkeysRfunny 12/08/18 9:37:48 PM #116 | Peeing on a jellyfish sting helps it lol --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | holy shit. Girl riding a motorcycle with no helmet gets hit and smashes her head |
monkeysRfunny 12/06/18 1:24:46 AM #32 | It looks like the guy forgot he had a rather large passenger with him and overestimated the space he had to switch lanes. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Think of a japanese game before entering this topic... |
monkeysRfunny 11/29/18 3:54:08 PM #13 | Super Robot Wars would be pretty neat, considering how many series have gone into those games. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Thanos was cray cray. |
monkeysRfunny 11/25/18 3:28:19 AM #2 | He's not known as The Sane Titan, that's for sure. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 3:23:42 AM #83 | Killmonger posted... monkeysRfunny posted...And as to how it makes him look more suspicious, I can't explain to you. You have to see it for yourself; I can't force you to see things how I do. No I do not. It's just how I perceive things, like if someone were to ask me why I like a certain song or movie. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 3:22:12 AM #82 | Kineth posted... monkeysRfunny posted...And as to how it makes him look more suspicious, I can't explain to you. You have to see it for yourself; I can't force you to see things how I do. That post was actually directed at Killmonger, but it works for you too lol. You guys see it your way, I see it mine, and I doubt anything will ever change that. There's no reason to continue. I would prefer to end a debate on a peaceful note rather than going to bed and waking up the next morning to see that there's still confrontation going on here... --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Woman mistakes dynamite for candle, suffers severe injuries, police say |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 3:13:24 AM #36 | --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 3:08:49 AM #80 | ModLogic posted... monkeysRfunny posted...How does my name bear any relevance to my argument? Seriously? Is that where he's getting it from? I made this account when YouTube was young, and basically all that was good was videos of monkeys doing funny stuff like pushing each other into the water or having rock fights. Wait no, this was long before YouTube...Where was I watching those monkey videos then? My point is, it wasn't a racist thing. I was literally thinking that monkeys are funny. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 3:04:00 AM #75 | andel posted... monkeysRfunny posted...Well yeah, Alabama and such. But of the multiple armed people, one is running from an active shooting? Are you just trying to be obtuse or did you legitimately miss everything in that post but the word "running"? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 3:03:12 AM #74 | How does my name bear any relevance to my argument? And race has nothing to do with it. You just have no logical retort and therefore have to resort to personal insults to keep any form of conversation going. I mean you completely ignored post #61. And as to how it makes him look more suspicious, I can't explain to you. You have to see it for yourself; I can't force you to see things how I do. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Woman mistakes dynamite for candle, suffers severe injuries, police say |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:55:26 AM #27 | Apparently M-80s aren't as strong as urban legend would have you believe. They're not nearly as strong as a quarter stick of dynamite because they use a different kind of explosive. Although in this case, the lady probably wouldn't have mistaken an M-80 for a candle anyway, since the wick on an M-80 is perpendicular to the tube. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:45:42 AM #70 | Well yeah, Alabama and such. But of the multiple armed people, one is running from an active shooting? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Save That Horror Character! (Round 36) |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:44:27 AM #24 | Albert Wesker Jason Voorhees (respect the spelling my good man; two O's) --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:40:15 AM #68 | Killmonger posted... According to AL, multiple shoppers had their guns drawn. That's just weird. Makes the runner sound even more suspicious though. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:32:33 AM #66 | gunplagirl posted... monkeysRfunny posted...Kineth posted...hurr durr, why is a guy running away from a shooting scene. Nice job ignoring the rest of my post (especially the bold, which would answer your question) And have you ever seen that video of the idiots who walked into a police station with rifles? Just because it's legal doesn't make it smart. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:24:15 AM #63 | RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... monkeysRfunny posted...Okay, so how long do you give him to answer? What's to stop him from just shooting you during your long sentence? Do you have godlike reflexes? Because by giving such a suspicious individual an open window like that, you're giving them a better chance at escaping and/or hurting others. The problem wasn't the mentality in this case. They had every reasonable right to suspect that he was the gunman given such suspicious actions. You can't have all cases be nice and slow and just ask everyone politely to identify themselves and drop everything. Sometimes things have to happen in the heat of the moment, and occasionally accidents will happen. But since you can't have a 100% perfect record, I would much rather take the occasional accident over the letting violent criminals get away who would end up killing even more people. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:18:23 AM #61 | Kineth posted... hurr durr, why is a guy running away from a shooting scene. Why was he running from a shooting scene with his weapon exposed, even though he was able to, and I quote "drive the killer off long before police arrived". hurr durr, why was he there so long after stopping the killer? Why was he running? Why didn't he put his gun away or in plain sight where it wouldn't be perceived as a threat? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:10:48 AM #58 | Okay, so how long do you give him to answer? What's to stop him from just shooting you during your long sentence? Do you have godlike reflexes? Because by giving such a suspicious individual an open window like that, you're giving them a better chance at escaping and/or hurting others. Until they say why this guy was running away, his actions will seem highly suspect. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 2:01:33 AM #56 | ChainedRedone posted... Grischnak posted...Ehh. I'm not sure why people are trying to make the guy into some hero before we know what actually happened. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Scenario: A cute girl puts her umbrella over you in the pouring rain. |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 1:58:16 AM #20 | Is that Britney Spears? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 21 y/o Black Soldier KILLED at an Alabama Mall was NOT THE SHOOTER!! |
monkeysRfunny 11/24/18 1:56:04 AM #51 | RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Police need to serious learn target identification, like the scene in MIB 1 where J is the only intelligent person actually looking at the situation instead of just going guns blazing in the test scenario. If you were a cop called to an active shooter situation at the mall and saw a dude with a gun running away, would he not seem like a suspect? Or would you be reasoning like J thinking "Well it's a shooting, and this armed guy is running away, but he's probably just getting his morning cardio". --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Does anyone know good games that have playable catgirls. |
monkeysRfunny 11/20/18 2:28:02 AM #11 | Forget Taokaka, BlazBlue has Kokonoe, the real top tier cat girl. Also, doesnt Skullgirls have a catgirl? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | The definitive top 5 best Star Wars characters |
monkeysRfunny 11/11/18 7:22:51 AM #5 | No tiny green man with poor grammar. What madness is this? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Illegal immigrant kills 3 people less than a year after arrest for assault. |
monkeysRfunny 11/11/18 7:21:39 AM #16 | IloveJesus posted... UnfairRepresent posted...IloveJesus posted... His ass would have been thrown in jail. Had he been here illegally, his ass would also have then been kicked out of the country when he got out of jail. But in that example, he was an American citizen, so the ass-kicking-out-of-the-country would not have been applicable, as he was here legally. Because in America, we don't revoke citizenship just because you committed a crime. But if you're here when you're not supposed to be, then we have every right to kick you out. Long story short: This guy was convicted of a violent crime and should've been deported. It was a preventable tragedy. That man had no right to be in the country, let alone stay in it, especially after he was arrested. Had he been sent back to Mexico, those people might still be alive today. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Victoria's Secret doesn't want plus-size or trans women walking the runway |
monkeysRfunny 11/11/18 5:50:04 AM #14 | ...I want to see a squirrel pageant now. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Illegal immigrant kills 3 people less than a year after arrest for assault. |
monkeysRfunny 11/11/18 5:47:42 AM #5 | UnfairRepresent posted... IloveJesus posted...Would it somehow be better if he wasn't an immigrant? Yeah, stupid as fuck. Well, let's just wait for the usual illegal immigrant defenders to arrive. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Should I buy a 3DS? |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/18 4:51:37 AM #34 | I'm surprised The Mercenaries even got mentioned. I personally loved it because I had friends to play online with, but so many people were whining about not being able to reset scores. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | does anyone hate america more than Republicans? |
monkeysRfunny 10/28/18 3:10:42 AM #17 | creativerealms posted... Well Republicans are quick to blame their fellow Americans when something bad happens while democrats will blame Russia even when it's obvious an American did something. lol no. Democrats and Republicans will just blame each other. They'll take any opportunity to try and make the other party look bad. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Americans have pizza, italians have pasta, asia has noodles |
monkeysRfunny 10/24/18 2:48:56 AM #22 | I thought this was about food generalizations. I mean unless you think that pizza is American lol --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Americans have pizza, italians have pasta, asia has noodles |
monkeysRfunny 10/24/18 2:46:41 AM #20 | Yeah, I kind of figured bugers and fries were more of an American thing. Italy has pasta, sure, but pizza is another big one. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Chain Chompette is a thing |
monkeysRfunny 10/23/18 4:46:15 AM #79 | Is the cosplayer a dude? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | I posted Alexis' Texas ass (clothed) and got modded while furry topics remain |
monkeysRfunny 10/22/18 2:52:29 AM #47 | This topic is now about how close you can get to being modded. Unfortunately I don't know the ToU well enough to skirt that line, and don't want to risk getting banned... --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why are cats a much better pet than dogs? |
monkeysRfunny 10/21/18 9:18:18 AM #2 | I find scooping litter much easier than taking dogs outside to walk and shit. Plus cats don't stink, they're not super noisy, and they're not hyperactive to the point where they'll jump on you whenever you get home and tear your clothes. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | How do you sign into Uber without your phone? |
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:46:24 PM #9 | Damn I'm lucky. I checked outside and sure enough, it must've fallen out of my pocket when I got out of the car. No damage except for a slightly noticeable scrape on the case. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
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