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800+600=1500?

Also, aren't there policies that say that children shouldn't be pumping gas for this exact reason? I know at least a few of the gas stations near my house say people under the age of 16 shouldn't pump gas.
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Aya
Vert
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Are the players contractually obligated to stand? Like how players have to go to press conferences after the game (is that only the NBA)? If yes, then it's part of their job and they better stand. If no, then whatever, they can take a shit for all I care.

Ok, so apparently the game operations manual clearly states that they need to stand. So yeah, they should be standing. Just kneel some other time.
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Zikten posted...

ThatMuttGuy posted...

Zikten posted...

I kinda miss coins. they aren't used much anymore. for most of human history money was about coins. and they are so satisfying to collect in a bag and carry around and hear them jingle. better than stupid paper money. we should bring back the coin. ban paper money and make coins worth something again. start making coins that are worth 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100 dollars

Stop making dumb posts.

lol

alot of people agree with me. most people do like the satisfying sound of a bunch of coins together. holding them in your hand. my post is actually a very common desire. most people just don't propose outright banning paper money but many people do think it's more satisfying to hold a bunch of coins than some paper money

I have literally never heard anyone tell me that they like the "satisfying sound of a bunch of coins" until now. Not one person. Ever. The case for coins is always just that they last way longer than paper currency.
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Hah, he got double killed
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...

Taki

Someone please kill that electric weenie.

With pleasure

Felicia
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Ctrl+f cons

...No matches
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You have to be a totally blind LeBron-hating troll to think there's any comparison.
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Because you touch yourself at night
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Wow. Don't run, don't pull a gun, don't get shot. And honestly, if I was a bystander, I would rather have a trained officer fire nearby than risk some random thug doing the same. He's bound to have better aim, and you know that he'll at least be aiming for the bad guy. Who knows what the crazy guy will be shooting at.

And lol at the guy in the GSW shirt repeatedly saying "Who shot the n****?". Acting all concerned for the criminal yet still using racial slurs...
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...

So he ignored an order to leave after two years, decided to build up a family on borrowed time, and people are pissed because of it?

The guy ignored an order of deportation. Everything else is irrelevant, period.

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Would say, but I'm pretty sure that would get modded.
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Mouser
Slime
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When will people realize that LBJ is a single man? He's great, sure, but one great player can't beat a team of good players.

And it's always "LeBron only won because of the refs" if Cleveland wins, or "lol LeChoke" if they lose. Haters gonna hate. I don't see why it's so difficult to acknowledge that someone is talented. I hate Draymond Green's guts because he's an arrogant, loudmouth who takes cheapshots at others, but I can admit that he's good.
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Makeveli_lives posted...

I want oatmeal cookies with no raisons in it, why has no one made this?

THIS
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Roshon posted...

Eh Id be offended if someone was staring at me too. Makes me feel like theyre judging me. Would I punch him? No, thats not the kind of person I am. But its very uncomfortable for me.

Being offended by literally just being looked at. Are people really this insecure these days?
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Sure, just as long as she isn't as ugly as the chick in the picture.
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Yeah their normal fries are pretty bland compared to other places. Their burgers aren't special either. They seem just average all around.
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Of course, but that's not to say that there aren't common links. I think it's fair to assume that if you don't want to go out with someone on an online dating service, you wouldn't want to date them if you met them IRL either.
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Well I know TC is just joking, but I provided proof. More proof than what he gave. However, OkCupid is indeed the real world. Unless...It has somehow become a fantasy world that only exists in our minds?
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Obligatory OkCupid chart

https://imgur.com/czCEjzq
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Fuck the short haired butch, we need pics of the Asian chick. She seems so familiar for some reason.
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That's just extremely unprofessional behavior. Regardless of their political beliefs, employees should never threaten customers.

Well, at least they acknowledged it and apologized, as well as suspended those involved.
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I would thank him/her
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You honestly think he's not a good player by himself? I have to ask you once again, what did you think about his most recent performance?
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iClockwork posted...

monkeysRfunny posted...

You keep criticizing LeBron James as a player, when you should be criticizing the team.

He has a losing record(3-5) in the finals when playing on STACKED teams in a SOFT era in a SOFT conference. He's being man handled by Marcus Morris, a nobody.

Phenomenal players rise to the occasion and overcome all obstacles in their way to greatness. Lebron is incapable of this.

Phenomenal players are still human. They can't rise to the occasion every single time. This just seems like you hate LeBron rather than you judging him objectively as a player.
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One phenomenal player can't always make a whole team win, you know. You keep criticizing LeBron James as a player, when you should be criticizing the team. Or do you actually think that his most recent performance wasn't phenomenal? Seriously, I want to see if you're that delusional.
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Carrying doesn't have to mean he's making them win. It just means that he's doing a fuckload of the work. Just imagine if he wasn't there. Cleveland might have the worst record in the league lol.

As mentioned in this topic, he needs help, because literally nobody in the history of the league can be a one man team. Jordan had Rodman, Pippen, and Phil Jackson. Curry has Durant, Green, Thompson, and Kerr. James has... Love, and -snicker- Lue.

And I highly doubt that even Jordan could've won. He's only one man. LeBron's numbers last game were ridiculous, but he can't make up for the rest of the team playing poorly. Like Hill, with 33 minutes and 3 points. Or Smith with 27 minutes and 0 points.
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Man up
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Paper_Okami posted...

BGleason22 posted...

https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/fbi-releases-2016-statistics-for-law-enforcement-officers-killed-and-assaulted-in-the-line-of-duty

In 2016, of the 57,180 officers assaulted while performing their duties, 28.9 percent were injured.

This is why, if you resist arrest, I believe the police have a long leash as to what is justified.

Just imagine for a second, if these were deemed "newsworthy".

Based on the 2016 numbers, you're talking over150 times every single day. A quarter of those serious enough to report injuries.

Think about the outrage you'd feel if you heard it every single day, that officers were assaulted at an alarming rate.

Why isn't that news?

Police don't have even the top 10 most dangerous profession

Number 14 isn't too shabby.
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DBFZ
Destiny 2
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Don't forget about their dog problem. Strays are attacking people/livestock, and in return people are killing dogs.
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He ate his spinach
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LinksLiege posted...

Same reason a lot of Christians can simultaneously believe their god knows what will happen in the future while still thinking we have free will

It's quite simple for free will to coexist with divine premonition. God knows that we're going to do beforehand but didn't force us to that conclusion. One omniscient being doesn't erase the existence of free will.
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Not really, but you know the media. They'll just put whatever.
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Maybe they got mixed up and were trying to say how helpless Cleveland is without LeBron?
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http://wjla.com/news/local/man-attacks-disabled-homeless-man-on-bus-you-owe-me-for-making-my-grandmother-a-slave

A black man on a Metrobus attacked a 52-year-old disabled, homeless passenger, spitting in his face, and blaming the victim, who is white, for decades of slavery in the United States, police say.

The incident occurred on a Q1 bus, which had departed the Silver Spring Transit Center and was headed for the Shady Grove Metro Station. It was around 5 p.m. on Sunday, September 24.

According to court documents, Marquis Evans-Royster, 27, approached the disabled, homeless man, looked directly into his eyes and stated, "You owe me for making my grandmother a slave."

The victim remained calm and did his best to ignore the racially motivated comments. However, the confrontation became tenser when Evans-Royster allegedly began to rummage through the victim's pockets. A number of bystanders attempted to intervene, prompting Evans-Royster to charge at various passengers, spit in the victim's face and threaten to douse the victim with a cup full of urine.

"Who carries around a bottle a urine," Metrobus rider Desi Cureton stated with a confused look upon his face. "If I was the judge, I would send him for mental health evaluation."

The bus driver threatened to call the police, prompting Evans-Royster to exit the bus near the intersection of Veirs Mill Road and Connecticut Avenue. Yet, before fleeing, the 27-year-old allegedly snapped off one of the bus side view mirrors, valued at around $250.

The bus driver told investigators that Evans-Royster boarded the bus without paying a fare and "almost immediately" started to harass the two white passengers. In addition to the slavery remarks, the bus driver recalled Evans-Royster stating all white people are evil and suggesting that the bus two white passengers should die.

Metro Transit Police caught Evans-Royster four days later at the Wheaton Metro Station. They have since charged him with a slew of crimes, including, race/religious harassment, robbery, theft, second-degree assault, destruction of property and possession of a false I.D. All told, the charges carry a combined maximum penalty of more than 30 years in prison.

Court records indicate Evans-Royster works as a tow truck driver, carries an extensive criminal record and has two children. He lives in an apartment along the 13900 block of Castle Boulevard in Silver Spring with his sister.

Investigators have collected surveillance video from the Q1 bus, which will likely be entered as evidence in court. The Maryland Public Defender's Office is representing Evans-Royster. His next court appearance is scheduled for October 27 at 10 a.m. in Montgomery County District Court.

"It speaks to the state of the times," said 70-year-old Tyrone Kenney, a black man who came of age during the American Civil Rights Movement. "People are desperate, they're looking for leadership, they're looking for guidance, but they're not getting it at home, they're not getting it from government. It's a period of time I've never seen before."
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lol who would say that
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notblargg posted...

it's a perfect name to exclude white people, because no white person would dare enter in fear of being offensive

What the...?
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Well I mean it's not too hard to make convincing fake boobs when they're that "small". The truly great ones are big and make people wonder "ARE THOSE REAL?!" rather than just "Hey look that chick has a mildly large chest".


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Best in that they look natural, maybe, but in terms of just looks? Nope.
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Women named Jordan?
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What do you get when you fall in love?
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

monkeysRfunny posted...

It CAN work, but people would have to stop acting like they normally would...

Meaning they'd have to give up three square meals per day and most of the other goods and services they're accustomed to having access to.

Yes, basically.
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It CAN work, but people would have to stop acting like they normally would...
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Since I'm not a smelly hippie from the '60s, I'll bathe daily, or twice after a work out day.
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Well yes, if I may speak for myself, I just haven't visited the site in ages. I used to frequent it quite often way back in the day when I was watching Bleach and Naruto and the like, but then things got too hectic and I had to cut back on my visits until I stopped all together.
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http://thefederalist.com/2018/04/16/new-yorker-christians-dont-want-kind-around/

Yep. Chik-fil-A is creepily "infiltrating" New York. The writer feels like it's an infiltration because of their Christian traditionalism. lol bigot
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