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Damn_Underscore posted...

Its crazy how she seemed so healthy and then in a few months became very sick and frail and just died

Its sad

I mean is that really crazy for someone that age though

Looks like she just passed. Or it was just confirmed at least.

Emptied my M1 account but it'll take 2-5 business days before it's back in my checking account :(

I want to buy some stonks at Schwab damn it

MrResetti posted...

Resetting my password

this bullshit

*enters password*
incorrect password
*enters password more carefully to make sure I didnt type it wrong*
incorrect password
*sighs and clicks reset password*
*enters password I tried entering before as the new password because its what I remember*
new password cannot be the same as current password
*throws laptop out of the window*

Its honestly not that bad

My main play going forward is going to be cheap-ish stocks that have consistently paid a decent dividend. Like NLY: ~$6.60 a share, dividend is 22 cents a quarter.

Then occasionally YOLO a few hundred bucks into a penny stock and see what happens

Highest I got was about $56k off a $775 investment in four months

I was nearly shitting myself

then it nosedived and I was shitting myself for a more depressing reason

Makeveli_lives posted...

1 dollar end of the year or death is all Ill accept. Used to be 5 bucks at one point lol.

the dream is over

still diamond hands-ing it though

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

It's what started this iteration of the stock market topics

this

a handful of us were getting wolf of wall street rich off of it but then we foolishly held on lol

Seaman_Prime posted...

No way, theres no telling what kind of communicable diseases we could get

this

they could have some sort of galactic super herpes that makes your dick explode from the inside the next time you take a piss

Schwab has a promotion going on where if you open a new brokerage account with them and deposit $50 they'll give you $101 split into five S&P 500 stocks in that slice thing.

So I just opened a Schwab account and deposited $50 :D

-Unowninator- posted...

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

how the hell

What the fuck

DarkChozoGhost posted...

So she doesn't want to actually work out and fix problems in the relationship, she just wants to vent about what she doesn't like about you

from what Ive heard this is basically how every couples therapy ends up

My car has built in navigation and then it also has Apple CarPlay so I can toss Google Maps on there if needed

But I guess having a backup road atlas wouldn't be a terrible idea

Don't really love or hate them. Most are "good" in the sense that they won't be on the news for killing an unarmed minority, but a lot of them still suck for not standing up to corruption/calling out the "bad apples."

I sort of understand it though since you often see stories where a cop did the right thing and as a result their career and livelihood took a nosedive.

The whole system sucks.

Blue_Thunder posted...

https://www.schwab.com/fractional-shares-stock-slices

Oh sweet, that's basically what M1 is though with M1 you can invest less than $5 if you wanted to.

Thank you!

Looks like I can't get fractional shares on TDA like I can on M1

Do any of the other big brokerages offer that?

CE_gonna_CE posted...

Robinhood

I would honestly love to use Robinhood but at my job we have to disclose all of our trading accounts for the compliance department to review (to avoid insider trading issues) and Robinhood is one of the ones they don't allow anyone to use for some reason

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sounds fancy

Went on a family trip when I was 8 and my parents and one of my sisters went on Space Mountain and they said how scary and intense it was and my dad puked from it.

The next day my dad, myself, and my sister that didn't go on it the day before got on the People Mover that gives you a tour of the whole place. At one point it goes through Space Mountain and the announcer is like "You are now entering SPACE MOUNTAAAIN" and we all looked at each other like "what the fuck no I don't want to die today" lol

What brokerage is everyone using to make their trades?

I have ENZC in my TDA account and all my other stuff in M1. Going to close out M1 since while I do like the UI and overall simplicity of it I don't like that I can't really "trade" with it.

Will most likely be moving it over to TDA unless anyone has a better suggestion

Kim_Seong-a posted...

...oh lmao. I think I mustve posted that when I was half asleep and the room was dark. Keyboard muscle memory turned to shit. >_>

lmao

what was it supposed to say

I just rent a gateway (or whatever they call the ones that are a modem and router in one device) from my ISP for like $12 a month

Eventually I'll end up paying more than if I bought it myself but if anything goes wrong with them it's a free swap and also a free upgrade whenever they stop supporting them so idc

Dan_Haren- posted...

Everything I've been saying is coming true. No one believed me then...

If you guys bought SQQQ when I first posted (at $35) you'd be up over 40% today.

give me some penny stocks to get rich on, mighty oracle

Were they trying to spice things up in the bedroom

I need more penny stocks to flip damn it

The fuck

IIRC theres an option to be randomly sorted, pick it yourself, or link it to your Pottermore results

Been watching the past couple of days. Its pretty good, the episode with the guy living hundreds of years was incredible.

Forgot what mine was so just signed in and Im a Gryffindor

suck it, other houses

FigureOfSpeech posted...

wasn't the zoologist guy in the fantastic beasts movies Hufflepuff too? I don't think it was specifically revealed but I remember scenes when he was wearing yellow during events where people were wearing house colors (including flashbacks when he was still a student).

yeah iirc Dumbledore jokingly says 10 points to hufflepuff in the last movie when Newt says something

BurmesePenguin posted...

The amount of background knowledge you need to make sense of the KH3 story is so stupid.

I went into it having only played 1 and 2. Figured thered just be some occasional references to what I thought were spin-off games and Id be able to follow it.

From the start I had absolutely no idea wtf was going on. So I watched this recap video and slowly descended into madness:

https://youtu.be/tjiHufVEc7g

The first one made enough sense. Then they went full blown anime with the rest.

synth_real posted...

At this level of mathematics, the solution to a problem is not going to be a mere number, and I'm not talking about algebra either.

Well yeah I get that, I just mean what happens when it gets solved

Does a new dimension open up or what

Like why is it such a big deal to solve these

I dont get it

What does solving it do

Like say the answer to one is just 6 and you go up and solve it and say the answer is 6

Cool, what happens next

Do people actually listen though

I get that if you have one of those smart thermostats they can just lock it but if you have an older one cant you just say fuck you and keep living in comfort

Vicious_Dios posted...

Must be some life where people wake up day in and day out and just decide to hate on some stranger's appearance as a hobby.

Pretty cringe stuff, but this is how they cope.

interesting take from a guy that hates on people for having the audacity to not be born white

The guy who did the documentary about Trump during the 2020 election (the one that had all the footage got turned over to the January 6 committee) did an AMA on Reddit and apparently Trump spends nearly 2 hours doing his own hair and makeup every day.

Guess he woke up late this time

GOP: the red lighting makes him look so evil

also GOP: *builds CPAC stage like a Nazi symbol by accident*

Imagine having to deal with green bubbles

Because a black man became President and revealed half the country to be a bunch of racist assholes

Then an orange man decided to take advantage of those racist assholes outrage and ran became President which emboldened the racist assholes even more

It felt kind of scratchy around dinner yesterday so I expected this to happen

Drank a cup of OJ, took two extra strength Tylenol, a multivitamin, two vitamin C drops, and a caffeine pill and now I feel invincible

Fuck yeah legal drugs

Southernfatman posted...

Appraently there's a big group of people in a nearby Big Lots parking lot just watching.

MURICA!

Slight headache too

Why the hell does this always happen on weekends

This shit is why I use a credit card for literally everything but my mortgage and car payment.

If it gets stolen I lose nothing

I remember loving the PS1 game and then getting the PC version for my birthday and being blown away that it was a completely different game (other than following the same storyline obviously)

Then the PS2 version was completely different from both the PS1 and PC versions too lol

Same for Chamber of Secrets. Didn't play any of the ones after that but psyched as hell for Legacy