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Here we go
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haha
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Here we go
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I just want to know how the fuck so many men could willingly fuck a god damn orangutan.

One or two sick fucks? Sure...but this?
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vgplaya89 posted...

He seems like he'd be a Die Hard truther tbh

The one thing he and I can agree on.
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...

boxington posted...

^ did you have low honor?

Yes....

But even still, Arthur might have been able to survive if Micah's shenanigans didn't agitate his sickness.

Just start a new game and stop progressing the story before freeing Micah from jail.
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Honestly, I kinda want a RDR spinoff/maybe sequel with Charles or Sadie.

And I whole heartedly agree, FUCK Micah. I wanted to torture the little fucker.

When you get to shoot him at the end, I unloaded every shot into his face. The cutscene where he walks away and collapses was hilarious because his entire head was pretty much a big bloody bullet hole.
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_BlueMonk posted...

i feel like they made you play as john just to twist the knife that is the ending of RDR1.

Yeah, especially with all the good wholesome shit you do.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

I legit got choked up about my horse more than I did Arthur.

"Thank you."

The entire final hour or so was just a nonstop feels trip.

Arthur pulling his hat out of the satchel and that music playing while he rides to camp remembering stuff from his past got me hard too.
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@NotWhiteNinja posted...

spikethedevil posted...

Pretty long iirc. They are two full chapters after all.

The first one is a bit on the short side. The second one is pretty much a full-length chapter.

Also, am I the only one who was a bit disappointed that John was the character who took over? It was definitely cool to see a bit more of his backstory, but we could have seen that through the eyes of, say, Charles or Sadie.

Playing as Sadie for a bit before finishing as John would've been cool. Feel like John would have to be the one to kill Micah.

Also, the fact that Dutch helped kill Micah and then spared John makes me rethink his character. God, Rockstar did such a great job with pretty much everyone in this game.
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Vyrulisse posted...

If you saw Return of the Living Dead I feel like the two dudes that got infected from Tarman and slowly turned into zombies

Accurate as fuck
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Guess it was just a stomach virus cause I feel fine now. Farts have been just farts all day.
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ohnoitschris posted...

of course

Vegy posted...

How you fuck it up?

i didn't lol

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boxington posted...

the whole thing with John wanting to propose to Abigail and the actual proposal had me smiling so hard

and I really loved how it ended and went into the credits

Yeah it was so great but then made me sad as fuck when I remember what happens in RDR1.
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Just finished it.

My god, this game was a fucking masterpiece.

Gonna fire up a new game on the first one now.
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lol
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Calwings posted...

PS4 wins in terms of better exclusive games, XB1 wins on literally everything else. Better console, better controller, better menus, better extra features, better app support, better online features, better backwards compatibility, better value (with stuff like Game Pass and EA Access), better everything... except actual games.

This

With all these new studios MS acquired, the next Xbox should be fucking incredible as long as they keep all the other great stuff they currently have.
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Ambience posted...

https://twitter.com/RocketAgo/status/1072688226719039488

LOL
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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
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MakoReizei posted...

He resonated with a lot of people

This

Go work in retail for a week and you'll discover that 95% of Americans are fucking stupid as hell, so obviously they'd vote for someone who is also fucking stupid as hell.
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MC_BatCommander posted...

I figured Arthur's story was going to end with his death, but damnit I was really hoping he would make it to Tahiti :(

Dying on a mountain with a beautiful view is pretty nice though
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So I haven't bought new boxers in like 3 years and my wife said I should get some new ones. Mine are all still in good condition, no holes or stains or anything. I kept telling her we don't need to waste money on that.

I've now ruined four boxers.

Guess I'm buying new ones tomorrow.
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boxington posted...

if you have low honor, Micah ends up shooting you, iirc.

if you have high honor and you go for the money, you end up having a knife fight with Micah, and Arthur slashes out one of his eyes.

if you have low honor, I think Micah stabs Arthur to death

Damn

Didn't realize there were that many options

Anyway, I'm doing the epilogue and that moment where they recreated the cover of the first game was awesome
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@boxington posted...

did you go with John, or did you go for the money?

also, your honor level has some effect on what happens.

I went with John, felt like the right thing to do.

Honor was about 3/4 full I believe. What else can happen? Had my last stand on a mountaintop then Micah tackled me and we fought for a bit before Dutch showed up and decided to abandon both of us.
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Damn, didn't know if they'd be the length of the other chapters. I wanna see the ending. I'm guessing I get revenge on Micah since he wasn't in the first game and I wanna make that bastard hurt.
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@spikethedevil posted...

You havent seen the ending yet as you have the two epilouge chapters to go.

Right, I meant the ending of that chapter.

How long is the epilogue?
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Fuck Micah.

And the soldier that killed my fucking horse I'd had since chapter 2. I used dead eye to paint that cock sucker with every damn bullet.

And that ending...T_T
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NES4EVER posted...

MC_BatCommander posted...

Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system.

It is the worst.

Don't forget the gassy shits phase.

"Please be a fart please be a fart please be a... OH GOD NO..."

Had two of those. Now every time I feel a fart coming I just hold it and rush to the bathroom just in case it's more than a fart.

Spoiler alert: it has been more than a fart each time.
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EndOfDiscOne posted...

How do you know if it's food poisoning or a stomach virus?

I think I had a stomach virus last year. I assumed it was that because I don't know what I ate that could have caused it. I was miserable for about 24 hours, and a little weak for a couple of days after that.

I guess I haven't been officially diagnosed but I had it once seven years ago and it's pretty much exactly the same as then.
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So my face is all red and blotchy and full of burst blood vessels from the violent vomiting.

Any quick ways to get my face back to normal? Or am I gonna look like a diseased monster for the dance I'm going to on Friday
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Idk, something nice for my wife probably
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Is this the full opening? Seems really short, and she barely sings in it.
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He's trying to distract from the fact that he's going to jail soon lmao
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OpShaft posted...

Also, surprised my new wife didnt leave me after cleaning that up

That's how you know she's definitely in love with you
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lww99 posted...

littlebro07 posted...

I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth

Ewwww

Yeah it was probably the lowest moment in my life tbh
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lww99 posted...

This topic makes me never want to eat again.

Im pretty sure Ive trained my body not to throw up, and this sounds like hell.

It's terrible. I feel so weak.
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NES4EVER posted...

One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet.

Good god
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I just sneezed which made me shit myself.

This is humiliating.
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Who approved this
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DrizztLink posted...

littlebro07 posted...

This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM

Your digestive tract is about 30 feet long.

You're clearing out ALL OF IT.

God damn it I'm probably only like 14 feet in

I do feel a lot better after that last session though. Sipping some Gatorade now
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I was able to sleep for about an hour. Now I've been alternating between shit and puke. Like bent over puking then finish up ready to go back to bed then suddenly more fucking diarrhea. Smell then triggers me vomiting again.

This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM
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Houston posted...

Yeah that sucks. Hopefully you got it all cleaned up before you decided to start posting. And beware, it may come again.

solosnake posted...

cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol

I'm now sitting on the toilet with a bucket by my feet
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I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth
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"Don't fuck with us or we'll destroy the entire fucking planet"
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DifferentialEquation posted...

It wasn't a typo. "Smocking" is a real word and it's a type of stitches in embroidery. He was making a play on words to show that they're Democrats are so crooked that they're not simply trying to uncover evidence, but trying to stitch something together (i.e. fabricate and lie) against him. I actually thought it was quite clever.

100/10 post
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CableZL posted...

I'm wondering how long this "Trump criticizes Trump" thing can actually go on

holy crap

It has to be intentional

Like he has to go through old tweets during his morning shit so he can know what to say later in the day to contradict them.
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CADE FOSTER posted...

For some one so innocent he sure acts guilty as shit and scared as fuck

This

If you have nothing to hide and are totally innocent, then just shut the fuck up and let the investigation run its course.
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Damn, fuck that guy.
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He just needs to take a vacation for like two months. Give his brain a break.

Then come back with the Tesla Model 4 retailing at 20k and everyone will love him again
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