Current Events > Florida Man Game: google "Florida man" + your birthday. Post results

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Onimusha
09/07/22 12:18:11 AM
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Example: my birthday is may 13. So I googled Florida man may 13

My results are: Florida man threatened to beat code enforcement worker to death with tablet, police say


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Despised
09/07/22 12:19:23 AM
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"Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend Wet Willy"

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Scintillant
09/07/22 12:19:28 AM
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Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police

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The_Popo
09/07/22 12:21:00 AM
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Figured Id share the first few of them:

  • Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation
  • Florida man goes on a beer run, with alligator in hand
  • Naked Florida man with machete tried to rob man of clothes in Volusia, deputies say
  • Naked Florida man hurls urn full of ashes during argument

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WilliamPorygon
09/07/22 12:25:03 AM
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March 11:
Im not going to lie, its cocaine: Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card, deputies say

If I add my birth year (1982) I get:
Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say

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KainWind
09/07/22 12:51:10 AM
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Florida man received $1.9M in coronavirus relief funds, used money to buy Mercedes, prosecutors say

A Florida man has been arrested after a live grenade was found in his vehicle during a traffic stop, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office.

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Bad_Mojo
09/07/22 12:53:39 AM
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Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

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burns112233
09/07/22 12:59:33 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AANbh0AADpWv.jpg
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TheUmbersun
09/07/22 6:00:32 AM
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Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says Jesus Told Me To Drive Ferrari 360 Off Pier
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Onimusha
09/07/22 10:39:59 AM
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Bump

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Crimsoness
09/07/22 10:44:12 AM
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Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his

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RPG_Eater
09/07/22 10:46:03 AM
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"Florida man joyriding excavator likely caused neighborhoods power outage before Super Bowl"
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Bishop_Hastur
09/07/22 11:18:22 AM
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Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window

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Onimusha
09/07/22 11:18:59 AM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
So far this is my favorite

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UberPyro64
09/07/22 11:19:58 AM
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Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his.

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Quorthon109
09/07/22 11:20:11 AM
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Florida man fashioned tourniquet from dog leash for cyclist bitten by alligator

Mine is a good guy

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Holy_Cloud105
09/07/22 11:20:56 AM
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Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay


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Onimusha
09/07/22 11:23:36 AM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay
But now he can infect others!

/s

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aurlen
09/07/22 11:24:30 AM
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Florida man charged with battery after allegedly throwing cookie at girlfriend

Florida man charged with burglary after homeowners return and find him on couch watching TV
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CalosiaTana
09/07/22 11:29:01 AM
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Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings from 7-eleven

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Onimusha
09/07/22 11:30:25 AM
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CalosiaTana posted...
Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings from 7-eleven
Gives new meaning to the term sticky fingers

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littlebro07
09/07/22 11:31:33 AM
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Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence


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Oswaldo
09/07/22 11:32:15 AM
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https://nbc-2.com/news/state/2020/11/16/florida-man-arrested-after-stealing-downed-power-pole/
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Mew
09/07/22 11:32:51 AM
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Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands

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Onimusha
09/07/22 11:33:26 AM
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Mew posted...
Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands
That monster!

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Solar_Crimson
09/07/22 11:54:59 AM
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Onimusha posted...
Example: my birthday is may 13. So I googled Florida man may 13

My results are: Florida man threatened to beat code enforcement worker to death with tablet, police say
Thanks for doing mine as well, TC.

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ellis123
09/07/22 11:58:04 AM
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Naked Florida man accused of bizarre crime spree that included trying to kiss elderly woman

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Kaldrenthebold
09/07/22 11:58:23 AM
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The Office Ladies just did this.

Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report


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Stagmar
09/07/22 11:59:55 AM
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Wanted Florida man promised officers he would turn himself in when he was finished with his job

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-Unowninator-
09/07/22 12:14:19 PM
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Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

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littlebro07
09/07/22 12:39:22 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

how the hell

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doesntcare
09/07/22 12:44:52 PM
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Florida man stabs neighbor with machete named "Kindness"
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Solid_Sonic
09/07/22 12:45:35 PM
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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/08/09/naked-florida-man-with-machete-tried-to-rob-man-of-clothes-in-volusia-deputies-say/

Just this year!

I actually live in Florida so...you get used to it.

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musketeer361
09/07/22 1:02:59 PM
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Florida man pays electric bills of families about to lose power for Christmas

Florida man banned from United Airlines after wearing red thong on face instead of mask

Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed

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Background_Guy
09/07/22 1:18:13 PM
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Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say

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Tom_Joad
09/07/22 1:19:50 PM
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This is what I get:

Nearly nude Florida man rides bike backward on Miami interstate


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specialkid8
09/07/22 1:23:31 PM
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https://abc7ny.com/florida-man-spiderman-robs-store-casselberry-seminole-county-sheriffs-office/5194105/

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Master_Bass
09/07/22 1:25:28 PM
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Florida Man Shoots Cat for Looking at Him Like He Owned the Place

Florida Man Arrested For Trying to Circumcise Nephew With Kitchen Knife

This is why I'm never moving to Florida. Lmao.

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KogaSteelfang
09/07/22 1:26:34 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/2/AAOK_sAADpdm.jpg

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MrWingnut
09/07/22 1:43:09 PM
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Police: Florida Man Covered In Blood During Traffic Stop, Confesses To Killing Father In Boca Raton

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Onimusha
09/07/22 6:01:58 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Florida Man Shoots Cat for Looking at Him Like He Owned the Place

Florida Man Arrested For Trying to Circumcise Nephew With Kitchen Knife

This is why I'm never moving to Florida. Lmao.
Im just glad Im already circumcised. Now I can visit Disney World in peace.

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bigtiggie23
09/07/22 6:05:06 PM
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"Naked Florida man drove with wires on penis."

Well ok then.

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modena
09/07/22 6:05:27 PM
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Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him


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bigtiggie23
09/07/22 6:08:24 PM
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My wife's birthday:

"Florida man shoves woman to get at her egg rolls, police say."

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Xatrion
09/07/22 6:08:24 PM
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Florida man arrested for slapping his pregnant wife when he saw her smoking a cigarette

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a-c-a-b
09/07/22 6:09:28 PM
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A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From

modena posted...
Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him
That was the second result that came up. We must have the same bday.

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The-19th-Sparta
09/07/22 6:10:09 PM
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Florida Man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer

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Ilishe
09/07/22 6:12:30 PM
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https://www.local10.com news fl...
Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger ...

Oh my God

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modena
09/07/22 6:16:07 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From

That was the second result that came up. We must have the same bday.
Haha nice.

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DirkDiggles
09/07/22 6:16:58 PM
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Florida man arrested with pound of cocaine, some kept on stack of bacon, deputies say


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