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Topic10 rules for maximum happiness
joe40001
08/31/17 4:08:25 AM
#9
bladegash posted...
1. Get money
2. Spend money
3. Get nudes
4. Get and spend monies
5. More nudes and monies
6. Smash often, relieves stress an stuff
7. Invest in a real life harem
8. Hobbies that include nudes and monies
9. Afford a sexy maid that is cool with nudes and smashing
10. Experience the world, and several nudes and smash sessions


I've never smashed, is this why my happiness is so low?
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TopicThe best part of sex is...
joe40001
08/31/17 3:50:49 AM
#20
USANumber1 posted...
No girl wants to date or even be anywhere near a potential Elliott Roger.


Jesus Christ I didn't even see this one.

This is some pretty fucking ignorant shit here.
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TopicThe best part of sex is...
joe40001
08/31/17 3:49:40 AM
#19
USANumber1 posted...
You think maybe anger and bitterness aren't the most attractive qualities? Maybe you should work on yourself and try to develop an more healthy outlook on relationships and life and women/men?


oh fuck off. I knew that would be the response.

Obviously I'm not like this around people, but you can't have somebody be alone for a long long time have that make them very bitter and then blame their aloneness on the bitterness.

If you were exactly like you were/are but never got to play fun sex under covers happy time with physical affection ever EVER ever I promise you you would feel bitter too.

You are simply wrong if you act like not only do you have these happy fun times but the people who didn't "had it coming" for being miserable even though the misery only came long after never having such things.

You are fortunate, enjoy you good times, feel good for those who can relate, and have empathy for those who can't. Now is not the time to act superior to people who are already having a much rougher go of it than you are.
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TopicHot Indian women
joe40001
08/31/17 3:41:54 AM
#24
TopicThe best part of sex is...
joe40001
08/31/17 3:39:44 AM
#14
TC's happiness makes me angry and bitter, and that somehow makes me the bad guy, even though I'm only angry and bitter because I've been alone so long, and if you'd have been as alone as long as me you'd be angry and bitter at TC too.
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TopicWow. Sonic Mania is indeed impressive. (Spoilers up to 5th zone)
joe40001
08/31/17 3:12:51 AM
#6
I didn't know much about the game but the DYKG made it sound like it was made by fans who were super passionate about making the best sonic game possible:

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TopicWhy the fuck is Chuck from Better Call Saul thinking he's high and mighty?
joe40001
08/31/17 1:37:34 AM
#4
Chuck only made sense when it finally clicked for me that deep deep deep down he didn't believe all the hype he had for himself.

He said he believed it, he acted like he did, but deep down he had some imposter syndrome type stuff going on.
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TopicIs Better Call Saul better than breaking bad?
joe40001
08/31/17 1:36:12 AM
#21
No, it is great though, and there will be some people who enjoy it more.

BB is going to be too anxiety inducing for some.
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TopicI haven't deeded in like 4 days because I was sick, AMA.
joe40001
08/30/17 3:36:20 AM
#21
I go 4 days all the time for no reason
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TopicHi, this is your houston chripractor Dr Gregory Johnson
joe40001
08/30/17 3:16:42 AM
#1


I watch at 2x speed.
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/28/17 12:34:25 AM
#46
langystar posted...
iosifsvoboda posted...
iOS pleese


Sorry apple store developer fee is 99$ a year
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/28/17 12:32:26 AM
#45
I just spent 4 more hours working on handheld 2, hopefully I'll be able to push that update kinda soon.
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/27/17 9:20:41 PM
#40
legendarylemur posted...
Put it in the description for the app. I dunno how effective that would be though.

Game developing is a dream for me. I'm an Android Developer, but I'm stuck with boring ass projects. And I'm still in a middle of learning some of the more complex stuff, recently implemented a chat functionality to my app.

I was wondering what you used for the development. Unity?


I would kill to have an actual job as an android developer. Even though I have certifications and got an on site interview at google I haven't been able to get a single job.

I've done development in android studio but yeah for game development there's little reason to not use Unity. If you consider what I'm doing "Game Developing" then I am flattered. It still doesn't seem like anything I've achieved "counts" yet.

If you want to get into game development I really recommend you participate in the ludum dare game jam. I've done 5 so far and it's always a fun challenge that shows you there is no big thing that stops something from being real. This game started as a competition game.
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/27/17 8:52:12 PM
#37
So I'm really toying with the idea of "pay what you want" which would basically look like a in game thing where you can buy "generosity tokens" which I will make very clear do nothing and just serve as a way to donate/pay what you want for the game.

I'm worried that people might see the game as having "In App Purchases" though and thus not want to download it.

Thoughts?
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/27/17 8:47:09 PM
#36
LinksLiege posted...
Just tried it out.
First off, bonus points for not having any sketch-ass permission requirements. It baffles me that someone would willingly download a solitaire app which tries to record your fucking microphone or read your SMS log.

Seems like something I could get into for a bit, but the size of the "controller" part made it a bit awkward for me. I think it's just because I have a Moto G4 Play which, at this point, is on the small end of phone screen sizes. Take that with a grain of salt, though; even though I have a couple games on my phone, I never actually play them, and they're things like Freecell and Sudoku which require literally no timing or precision to the movements. So it could be that I suck at playing games like this.


It might be hard on smaller phones but at the same time the button press hitboxes are so much bigger than they look so maybe it's ok
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TopicC/D: Click (2006) by Adam Sandler is a good movie.
joe40001
08/27/17 5:59:51 AM
#6
Coffeebeanz posted...
Fun fact: Click was the first Blu Ray movie released commercially


What about my taledega nights bundled with my ps3?
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TopicC/D: Click (2006) by Adam Sandler is a good movie.
joe40001
08/27/17 5:40:49 AM
#2
D

It's just good by Sandler standards.
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TopicI think I'm emotionally unstable
joe40001
08/27/17 2:54:13 AM
#22
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joe40001 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joe40001 posted...
I'm unstable, but that's only because my life is so miserable and has been so miserable for so long.

I know that feeling.


Probably not this long/bad, but yeah it sucks.

Not that it's a competition, but how long? It's been on for about 10 years for me


I have been diagnosed with depression for about 16 years, with the last 10 being quite bad. I've never had a girlfriend and even after graduating college 3 years ago I can't find a job and so I barely avoid being homeless. If you would've told me 15 years ago that this is where I'd be I think knowing that would be too much for me to handle.

But yeah it's not a competition. There is just this phenomenon I think with depressed people who feel like they haven't been helped enough to want to win the "who has it worst" competition just because they might assume the world only has empathy for those who have suffered the most. So if you've suffered like the 3rd most then you've suffered a lot and nobody cares so there is even less hope.
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TopicWhy do women have boobs?
joe40001
08/27/17 12:44:05 AM
#4
Because god loves us
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TopicI think I'm emotionally unstable
joe40001
08/27/17 12:39:33 AM
#17
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joe40001 posted...
I'm unstable, but that's only because my life is so miserable and has been so miserable for so long.

I know that feeling.


Probably not this long/bad, but yeah it sucks.
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TopicI think I'm emotionally unstable
joe40001
08/27/17 12:30:29 AM
#14
I'm unstable, but that's only because my life is so miserable and has been so miserable for so long.
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TopicIf Floyd Mayweather Sr. beats Conor McGregor I'll give everyone who posts $500
joe40001
08/27/17 12:28:00 AM
#22
armandro posted...
Lmao at the people who used the search bar and didn't read the title


I read the title, I allow for any possibility, however remote.
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TopicDo you believe people with Body dysmorphic disorder are right about their flaws?
joe40001
08/27/17 12:27:07 AM
#1
Do you think they indeed are in a body that is flawed as they claim?

If a person can be confident that their gender is wrong can we really insist that other people can't define other aspects of their body to be wrong?

Serious responses only, question is:
Do people with Body dysmorphic disorder perceive their flaws/appearance accurately?
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TopicIf Floyd Mayweather Sr. beats Conor McGregor I'll give everyone who posts $500
joe40001
08/27/17 12:20:08 AM
#13
ok then
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Topicif McGregor beats mayweather, I'll give everyone who post in this topic 5 bucks
joe40001
08/27/17 12:19:44 AM
#312
ok
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 6:43:49 AM
#15
Cognitive Behavioral Therapist

And if you believe things are hopeless then therapy is a good idea.
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 6:39:30 AM
#12
Kisai posted...
joe40001 posted...
If you really aren't you should find a way to get that fixed.

That's kind of impossible, unfortunately.

...Well, actually... there might be a way...

Wait, no, that's impossible, too. Nevermind.


If you are serious I think you'd benefit from a psychologist (CBT ones are best)
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 6:24:38 AM
#9
Kisai posted...
joe40001 posted...
Do you feel happy with yourself?

No. And I never will be.

Oh, I'm sorry, I mean, yeah I guess I'm fine with myself, there's nothing wrong, really.


If you really aren't you should find a way to get that fixed. Nobody should accept misery as the norm.
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TopicPublished my 3rd book..
joe40001
08/26/17 6:21:50 AM
#4
_Goggalor_ posted...
joe40001 posted...
I'm happy for you. How did you get into it how have you shared it?


I've been writing stories for the last 14 years. Always loved reading and wanted to write my own books one day. Wrote the first one in April of this year.

And I publish through CreateSpace, which is an Amazon partner so I sell on CreateSpace, Amazon and I also use Kindle Direct Publishing for E-books.


Cool. What response have you got? Have you done any kinds of promoting?
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TopicPublished my 3rd book..
joe40001
08/26/17 6:17:39 AM
#2
I'm happy for you. How did you get into it how have you shared it?
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 6:15:11 AM
#7
Sativa_Rose posted...
joe40001 posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
yeah I've been furthering my skills these past few days


Cool, what?


programming, I've been mainly practicing something called jQuery which is really important for web development these days


Oh sure. I know jQuery. Good for you. :)
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 6:07:04 AM
#5
Sativa_Rose posted...
yeah I've been furthering my skills these past few days


Cool, what?
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 5:56:24 AM
#3
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
What areas are you trying to improve?


For example I'm working on finishing an android game. Finishing projects I care about is huge for me.

Once I get more housing/financial stability I think I'll pursue a social life.

There is a lot of ways my life could get better but dwelling on them won't help.
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TopicHow are you all doing at bettering yourselves??
joe40001
08/26/17 5:49:20 AM
#1
Do you feel happy with yourself? If not how is it going working towards improving it?

I feel ok. But I still feel like if I had some more stability I could really get my life and myself going well. I'm almost finally living life after all this time.. yet since it's been so long I'm skeptical it will ever happen.
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Topic$10k but you have to have sex with Ivanka while Donald watches
joe40001
08/26/17 4:28:44 AM
#34
Only if this makes her really uncomfortable, that would make it hot (and I'd just ignore him)
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TopicNeed help finding a song... very catchy chorus section... don't know the name
joe40001
08/26/17 4:25:25 AM
#24
Kamiccolohan posted...
joe40001 posted...
Kamiccolohan posted...
I sjudder at the thought of posting anything on that piece of garbage website... but oh well


They'd almost definitely figure it otu for you

I posted that thread on reddit a day ago. They haven't figured anything out. In fact, I've gotten not a single reply...


Hmm, sorry, they are usually really good about that
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TopicRec me android games pl0x
joe40001
08/26/17 3:01:52 AM
#6
You could play mine
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.esotericGames.Catapult&hl=en
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TopicArcher has become unwatchable for me.
joe40001
08/26/17 2:06:21 AM
#1
They cross dialogue cutting went from ocassional and sort of cute to just batshit insane.

Whatever reality the show is supposed to be grounded it just seems gone at this point.

I tried watching the latest season and got like 1 episode in.
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TopicReminder that even Ace Ventura had a woman touch his penis
joe40001
08/26/17 1:36:58 AM
#5
He's in a movie, and in movies everybody gets laid.

EVERYBODY
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/26/17 12:18:41 AM
#33
mattnd2007 posted...
tag for download tomorrow. almost time for bed right now. just checking CE real quick


Thanks for checking it out. thoughts?
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TopicNeed help finding a song... very catchy chorus section... don't know the name
joe40001
08/25/17 8:08:28 PM
#21
Kamiccolohan posted...
I sjudder at the thought of posting anything on that piece of garbage website... but oh well


They'd almost definitely figure it otu for you
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TopicFuck moving
joe40001
08/25/17 3:15:32 AM
#6
I feel you TC
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TopicWould you say this girl is fishing for compliments?
joe40001
08/25/17 3:11:00 AM
#14
Anybody who shares a positive story online is, almost definitely, looking for approval and validation. But there really isn't an inherent problem with this.

Do you blame a person for wanting to feel attractive?
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TopicNeed help finding a song... very catchy chorus section... don't know the name
joe40001
08/25/17 1:25:35 AM
#14
Kamiccolohan posted...
Anybody? Somebody? PLEASE HELP!


If you really want to know post it on:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/

They are all about this kind of thing
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TopicIt's actually possible to be a good nazi
joe40001
08/25/17 1:21:34 AM
#8
Yes.

Unless a requisite to membership of a club is preforming evil acts then no club can't have good people.
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TopicGirlfriend said IF were still together in a few years she hopes to be married.
joe40001
08/25/17 1:20:07 AM
#18
3khc posted...
Flock_Masta_P posted...
Yeah you need to actually talk about that stuff.

Yeah. I supposed I'm just embarassed or afraid that I'm not good enough. Honestly don't know what she sees in me. My job is shit. I have no money, a car that's about to die. After all these years I'm still far away from graduation. I guess i need to learn to love myself first cuz i feel like trash.

But this is on top of all the other family shit that is happening right now like my brother and mother are going to be homeless. I feel overwhelmed.

Whoa didnt mean to rant.


Jesus, if that's what you think a rant is then I apparently regularly write novels on these boards.
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TopicStan Lee alive at 94
joe40001
08/25/17 1:19:14 AM
#1
Stan Lee, a American comic-book writer, editor, film executive producer, and publisher continues to live. He is 94.

At 8:44 PM EST Aug 24 Stan Lee continued to live and that's awesome because he's awesome. Authorities have no comment because he's fine and that's great.
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TopicGirlfriend said IF were still together in a few years she hopes to be married.
joe40001
08/25/17 1:00:28 AM
#15
Yes you are blowing this out of proportion. She is being pragmatic as fuck and you are just being a grumpus.

You think the 50% of people who end up divorce go into marriage thinking they will get divorced? No, people are bad at planning and relationships and often can't tell for sure how they will feel about a person given time.

Even if she loves you more than anybody has ever loved anybody she cannot say for 100% certainty that you two will be together in 5 years.
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TopicWE GOT A PUPPY an de he's tiny and adorable and I love him
joe40001
08/25/17 12:40:19 AM
#15
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/
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TopicI've made my Android game free. If it gets to 100 downloads I'll add more stages
joe40001
08/25/17 12:38:42 AM
#31
GiftedACIII posted...
I'll check it out when I have the time


Great! I look forward to hearing your feedback. :)
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