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TopicAnybody here own a motorcycle?
eggcorn
07/13/18 4:13:26 AM
#12
yeah.

Muffinz0rz posted...
Lol at people who willingly subject themselves to something where a 15mph fender bender, which wouldn't leave a scratch on anyone in a car, could be potentially fatal.

damn dude I didn't take you for the feather wearing type.
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TopicSo I left my fiancee
eggcorn
07/13/18 4:00:36 AM
#14
Big_Nabendu posted...
I don't know if ill ever get back with her.

what? why bail if you're not sure.
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TopicKicked my girlfriend of 8 months to the curb
eggcorn
07/13/18 3:27:25 AM
#5
solosnake posted...
Am I doin it rite CE?

depends on the reason
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TopicHow do I look and sound tougher?
eggcorn
07/13/18 3:01:25 AM
#6
ReggieBush09 posted...
I sound like Michael Jackson and look like marshmallow man

so strongsad?
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Topicmy roomate: I did something wild the other bro. we ran up in this dude's house
eggcorn
07/13/18 2:32:25 AM
#15
glitteringfairy posted...
ChiefSosa posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Trickfinger posted...
he's still my mans but that type of shit is too hot. I'm tryna hill

English please

he's still my friend, but that was too dangerous and i don't wanna die

Ah. I'm getting old

zfoYgPB
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Topicmy roomate: I did something wild the other bro. we ran up in this dude's house
eggcorn
07/13/18 2:21:40 AM
#5
ChiefSosa posted...
eggcorn posted...
Trickfinger posted...
bm

bowel movement?

baby mama

your friend is fucked btw

ooooh at first I was like best mate but it was in baltimore.
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Topicmy roomate: I did something wild the other bro. we ran up in this dude's house
eggcorn
07/13/18 2:14:19 AM
#2
Trickfinger posted...
bm

bowel movement?
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TopicI finally bought a water heater!!
eggcorn
07/13/18 1:33:13 AM
#16
Foppe posted...
You can always try a country that is more open to nudity and where streams are not always openly public places, like Sweden.

lets not be hasty with the travel plans now
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TopicI finally bought a water heater!!
eggcorn
07/13/18 1:16:59 AM
#14
SableWolfAngel posted...

Won't I get in trouble for public indecency and possibly polluting a water supply? I'd need a guard to tell me if someone was coming.

whew
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TopicIf you could tell your 12 year old self one thing what would it be?
eggcorn
07/13/18 1:00:22 AM
#11
stay away from gamefaqs
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TopicMeanwhile, in the vr booth at anime expo.
eggcorn
07/13/18 12:22:14 AM
#6
the world is over
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TopicAfrican American is an incorrect and racist term
eggcorn
07/13/18 12:18:56 AM
#26
What are your thoughts on Afrocentrism?
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TopicIt's raining. Post songs about rain
eggcorn
07/13/18 12:10:36 AM
#40

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TopicI finally bought a water heater!!
eggcorn
07/13/18 12:08:17 AM
#7
SableWolfAngel posted...
I might as well strip and bathe in a stream like some elf in a fantasy world f

...yeah do this >___> <___<
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Topic$100 million or a one-off night of sex with the perfect partner of your fantasy.
eggcorn
07/13/18 12:05:33 AM
#30
money
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TopicMission Impossible Fallout is being acclaimed.
eggcorn
07/12/18 11:55:12 PM
#10
E32005 posted...
eggcorn posted...
E32005 posted...
yeah they are saying its the best yet and maybe the best flick all summer

better than ant man and wasp? hmmm.

i still have to see that too! i think thats what we're doing this weekend.

I think you will enjoy it.
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TopicHenry Cavill Apologizes For Controversial #MeToo Comments
eggcorn
07/12/18 8:46:08 PM
#8
lol
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TopicMission Impossible Fallout is being acclaimed.
eggcorn
07/12/18 8:43:41 PM
#6
E32005 posted...
yeah they are saying its the best yet and maybe the best flick all summer

better than ant man and wasp? hmmm.
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TopicAnyone on this board doing nof** right now?
eggcorn
07/12/18 8:42:51 PM
#5
Muffinz0rz posted...
you don't have to censor "fap"


i thought nof** was some newfangled drug like bath salts or some shit.
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TopicFirst images from Godzilla: King of the Monsters
eggcorn
07/12/18 8:00:54 PM
#9
Is that the kid from Stranger Things?
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TopicLet's be honest, Bach was a legit genius
eggcorn
07/12/18 7:59:47 PM
#13
you like Vivaldi TC?
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TopicShould i buy this girl a her favorite flowers or a pair of shoes
eggcorn
07/12/18 7:58:14 PM
#7
gamepimp12 posted...
boxington posted...
is she your girlfriend/fiancee or someone you have a crush on/ having sex with?

because shoes for former and flowers for latter.


Someone Ive known for a year and have Been seeing for like a month.

Were both really into sneakers and one of the first times we hung out we went and tried on shoes at various semi exclusive spots.

I was gonna buy one of the shoes she tried on

flowers is a better one month gift.
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TopicAntifa protesters at Occupy ICE Portland reeeee as they get arrested.
eggcorn
07/12/18 7:56:24 PM
#106
UnfairRepresent posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Suchomimus posted...
"That's how you treat women?"

I bet every other moment of this harpy's life is feminism. But when met with force what does she innately default to? "That's how you treat women?" For a moment her ideological failure is on full display. Her shouting and hysterics have no effect. All of her tools she has relied on in the past, useless. All that's left is... is that how you treat women.

Lmao.

I'm not following this point at all...

Feminists can't say "This is how you treat women"?


No, the joke is that she couldn't think of anything else to say

I'm not following this.

She thinks they are being sexist and treating women badly...

And that's embarrasing and counter-active to feminism because....?

Just seems like a weird thing to rant on

You're the only one who doesn't get it.

Anyway why aren't they screaming intelligent pro cause rhetoric instead of screeching "fuck you you're a fascist" over and over and over. They're like poorly trained monkeys.
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TopicI really don't understand the hate for mexicans and latin-americans
eggcorn
07/12/18 11:55:18 AM
#9
DanHarenChamp posted...
even the thugs and 'gangsters' are more normal and have more compassion than thugs of any other race

This is a crappy topic.
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TopicI fucking hate country music
eggcorn
07/12/18 2:35:52 AM
#39
jborgan posted...
Lmfao at Townes, Gram, Waylon, Willie, Hank or Merle being "gross"

You're just not a fan of country I guess.

Yeah I dunno I think he may be just being contrary.. I'm not even a country fan, those guys just make good music.
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TopicThe Mods Closed a Topic to Cover up their Mistake
eggcorn
07/12/18 2:27:34 AM
#11
Freddie_Mercury posted...
I closed it because you kept posting in it

lmao rekt
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TopicThe Mods Closed a Topic to Cover up their Mistake
eggcorn
07/12/18 2:20:32 AM
#7
Webmaster4531 posted...
eggcorn posted...
i'm sure you have all of the relevant information.

You can read what's left yourself.

Here's another user describing what they remember.

axiom posted...
Imma pop ya in the ass *slur for white people* was what 462's said black culture was. 462 accounts that constantly get modded for racist posts and doesn't even get warned for a topic like that. SMH mods

lol
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TopicThe Mods Closed a Topic to Cover up their Mistake
eggcorn
07/12/18 2:02:49 AM
#3
i'm sure you have all of the relevant information.
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TopicI fucking hate country music
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:58:20 AM
#33
Timohtep posted...
But I'm not talking about old country I'm talking about the shit they play on the radio

Well you're right about that, new country literally gives me a headache. It's one of my least favorite genres along with gangsta rap.
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TopicI fucking hate country music
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:49:25 AM
#28
Lord_Wombat posted...
eggcorn posted...
Timohtep posted...
Look at me I chew tobacco and am unclean and party in cornfields huuuuuuuuurgh

shut the fuck up old country is cool af.

Like...?

gram parsons
townes van zandt
johnny cash
waylon jennings
buck owens
george jones
willie nelson
hank williams
merle haggard

that just a few not including bluegrass
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TopicLooking for this song. All I remember is the music video
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:40:17 AM
#2
thats it? description of dude?
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TopicI fucking hate country music
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:37:55 AM
#23
Timohtep posted...
Look at me I chew tobacco and am unclean and party in cornfields huuuuuuuuurgh

shut the fuck up old country is cool af.
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TopicWhat's the safe word?
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:34:46 AM
#5
CiIantro posted...
For those who aren't aware, the guy with pink hair is a self-made millionaire. Went from being homeless, to starting a highly successful makeup company. He now travels the world doing whatever the fuck he wants...which includes taking pics like that lol

so the bootstraps work then...
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TopicWho's the fattest CEuser?
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:32:29 AM
#54
DarthGravid posted...
I'm exactly 300 as of this morning, some chub over a lot of muscle. I'm also 6'6", if that makes any difference.

I wouldn't consider that fat at all. I'm 6'4" and 225 and trying to gain more.
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Topichot 10/10, big booty, nice curves chick.
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:28:38 AM
#14
yeah in purgatory after mods delete this topic for no pics
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TopicPut em in a coffin!
eggcorn
07/12/18 1:19:22 AM
#2
SQUAD!!!!i1
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TopicIn n out>>>>> your favorite
eggcorn
07/12/18 12:32:59 AM
#22
FL81 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Id argue Five Guys has a better burger, but In-n-Out is way better with price.

If we're including sit down fast food burgers, Fuddruckers wins in this category

only been there once but if what I had was the norm fudruckers>In-n-out>The Habit>>>>>>>everything else.
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TopicThe hell is going on with Amazon
eggcorn
07/11/18 8:30:00 PM
#10
just use the search bar it will work
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TopicIf you got the cash, you can make as many guns as you want and it's legal
eggcorn
07/11/18 8:26:16 PM
#14
bump
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TopicDo you see an African Superpower in the future?
eggcorn
07/11/18 8:23:01 PM
#11
maybe they don't want all that.
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TopicWhat's your thoughts on the Naruto series?
eggcorn
07/11/18 7:11:51 PM
#17
I stopped watching when sasuki grew giant hand wings sometimes I think I might want to continue but I have no idea what episode I was on.
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TopicJust bought 7 thousand dollar hearing aids
eggcorn
07/11/18 7:07:40 PM
#5
Makeveli_lives posted...
No pity for me? >_>

Trumps America

What? Imagine a kid in africa needed hearing aids.
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TopicAnd they don't stop coming.
eggcorn
07/11/18 4:40:08 PM
#4
And they don't stop coming.
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Topiceat too much beef jerky? try...
eggcorn
07/11/18 4:18:50 PM
#3
uh no
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TopicThink about how quickly life would change if benevolent advanced aliens came
eggcorn
07/11/18 3:58:41 PM
#15
assuming they choose humans to gift advancement on.
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TopicThis girl did porn
eggcorn
07/11/18 3:17:44 PM
#6
Hexenherz posted...
I let guys put their willies in my holes because my grandmother smoked.

lol
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TopicThis girl did porn
eggcorn
07/11/18 3:14:48 PM
#4
yikes
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