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TopicShe says ''We're stuck here alone in back for a 9 hour road trip, wanna fuck?''
dj1200
07/19/20 11:42:35 PM
#11
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
What about the other 8 hours and 50 minutes?
same

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TopicDrinking Topic 25: It's time to drink and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum
dj1200
07/19/20 3:06:12 PM
#500
500!

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TopicDrinking Topic 25: It's time to drink and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum
dj1200
07/19/20 3:05:55 PM
#498
499

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TopicITT: Change/add the word "dick" to a movie title
dj1200
07/19/20 2:02:48 PM
#134
Jurassic dick II. The lost dick.

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TopicITT: we write a letter to Trump 1 word at a time.
dj1200
07/19/20 2:00:46 PM
#274
My

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TopicWoman said I could bang her but have to do a porn with her BF first.
dj1200
07/19/20 1:52:27 AM
#63
So you have to have anal sex with a man on camera to have sex with an ok looking girl?

no, dude. Definitely bait and switch. No way youre gonna bone the girl after you f the dude.

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Topicokay but lets not forget all the crimes Obama committed and got away with
dj1200
07/17/20 6:17:18 PM
#26
Who was the last president to be better than Obama?

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TopicMy wife does not let me drive my new Challenger :(
dj1200
07/17/20 6:16:15 PM
#12
darkprince45 posted...
Yee, we going to kohls right now

Oh, maybe if you're nice she'll let you get new panties too.

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TopicMy wife does not let me drive my new Challenger :(
dj1200
07/17/20 6:07:49 PM
#2
is she taking you shopping to buy a new dress?

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TopicThe Spanish clothing brand Addicted got a very specific demographic.
dj1200
07/17/20 6:07:10 PM
#20
I like CK as a proud straight man.

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TopicREmake is probably in my top 10 games now.
dj1200
07/17/20 2:40:25 PM
#3
Last of Us 2 ftfw

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TopicI can't sleep on my stomach because I'm self conscious about my butt.
dj1200
07/17/20 2:38:09 PM
#13
do you have a big butt?

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TopicWhy are black people stereotyped as bad at swimming/afraid of water?
dj1200
07/17/20 1:46:23 PM
#30
I'm black and can barely swim. My mom can't swim. My cousin can't swim.

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TopicTrans woman required to identify as male by Immigration Canada: 'it was agony'
dj1200
07/17/20 1:44:57 PM
#52
pepper2012 posted...
You do realize when you're born the doctor has to look then record your gender right
Don't doctors just report your biological sex since gender is in one's mind? I think I'm doing this right.

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TopicThe U.S. is the best country on the planet
dj1200
07/17/20 12:31:08 PM
#18
Its OK here.

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TopicSo the girl Ive been seeing play brother was killed yesterday is it appropriate
dj1200
07/17/20 12:28:31 PM
#27
Scotty_Rogers posted...
This is an actual term?

Just say close or childhood friend ffs

its a term used among black people, I guess no one else uses it. (Im black, Ive heard it among other black folks.)

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TopicYo this lightbulb is lit!
dj1200
07/17/20 3:07:59 AM
#5
Shit is litaf fam

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TopicFat guys how do you wipe in closed spaces
dj1200
07/17/20 3:06:45 AM
#10
Wetterdew posted...
I've been around a naked fat guy before and he smelled awful. He had an aura of cheese smell for about a five foot radius. If you're fat, please wash between your fat folds X_X

story time

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TopicI swear to GOD losing weight honestly helps me sleep better.
dj1200
07/17/20 3:05:21 AM
#4
Great man!

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TopicChris Rock: White people wouldn't trade places with me, and i'm RICH.
dj1200
07/16/20 6:54:27 PM
#17
Duncanwii posted...
Who?

are you an American? Chris Rock is a pretty famous comedian here.

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TopicSo the girl Ive been seeing play brother was killed yesterday is it appropriate
dj1200
07/16/20 6:52:08 PM
#8
I dont think you should go.

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TopicDrinking Topic 25: It's time to drink and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum
dj1200
07/16/20 4:01:54 PM
#58
TreyFlowers posted...
Won another $230 last night lol. I'm on fire. Up $1170 in the last week

poker?

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TopicI finally broke down and made a Tinder.
dj1200
07/15/20 11:25:30 PM
#14
but make an okcupid

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TopicAnyone drinking on this Wild Wednesday?
dj1200
07/15/20 11:24:59 PM
#3
dammit!

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TopicShe says ''No sir, you aren't climbing these stairs until you kiss me''
dj1200
07/15/20 11:24:03 PM
#11
kiss

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TopicI finally broke down and made a Tinder.
dj1200
07/15/20 11:23:39 PM
#13
Captain_Qwark posted...
Are people really willing to meet up during lockdown?

some

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TopicWhat was that suicide?
dj1200
07/15/20 11:21:54 PM
#24
Mezcla posted...
probably fake.
fake?

uh no, that was real scat porn. gross.

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TopicAnyone drinking on this Wild Wednesday?
dj1200
07/15/20 11:21:16 PM
#2
dammit, i'm kinda drunk

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TopicI finally broke down and made a Tinder.
dj1200
07/15/20 9:13:19 PM
#7
Might as well do the whole gambit. If you're gonna go, go all out. There's a lot of bots on Tinder. Try Bumble, OKCupid, and Hinge. I've never got any fakes on those.

And ask a good looking girl about your pictures. If you don't know any, I could find one to ask.

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TopicAnyone drinking on this Wild Wednesday?
dj1200
07/15/20 9:03:12 PM
#1
I just threw back a pint of Reissdorf Kolsh and I'm about to throw back another.

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TopicWhat was that suicide?
dj1200
07/15/20 8:37:46 PM
#6
That was gross. I feel like I need to wipe my butt now.

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TopicWhat kind of lungs do you need to perform this?
dj1200
07/15/20 8:33:20 PM
#12
Lost_All_Senses posted...
That is super impressive. Me and my sister were just talking about Black Thoughts breath control yesterday. You don't have to like rap to understand how impressive it is to do this for 9 minutes straight, one take, no breaks. Just keep jump through it if you're not a rap fan. You'll never find a break lol

https://youtu.be/prmQgSpV3fA

bars

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TopicNick Cannon has gone full black supremacist
dj1200
07/15/20 3:45:38 PM
#392
Shablagoo posted...
I just wanna know what Ja thinks about all this, personally

same. Where is Ja? We need his opinion.

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TopicBlack celebrities come out in support of Nick Cannon
dj1200
07/15/20 3:31:25 PM
#22
tremain07 posted...
And people still think I'm crazy for saying there's going to be a race war in this crappy country soon.

you are crazy. There are more and more mixed couples as time goes on.

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TopicTrans woman required to identify as male by Immigration Canada: 'it was agony'
dj1200
07/15/20 12:57:53 PM
#41
I have no opinion on this issue.

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TopicDon't use Tinder.
dj1200
07/15/20 12:48:41 PM
#12
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
She met her boyfriend on Tinder.

got im

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TopicSo according to Nick Cannon, Mr. Rogers was a savage animal?
dj1200
07/15/20 11:30:11 AM
#15
nick cannon is irrelevant

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TopicFinally met my wifes boyfriend
dj1200
07/15/20 11:29:28 AM
#2
what the cuck

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Topicso i bought Whey Protein. how soon until i get RIPPED
dj1200
07/15/20 11:29:04 AM
#10
Well, its extra calories, so...

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TopicI miss the days when Firefox was *the* browser
dj1200
07/15/20 11:28:26 AM
#18
YES. It was the mf browser. It was such a refreshing browser after years of IE. It changed the game.

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TopicI've had TLoU2 for two weeks now.
dj1200
07/14/20 8:13:16 PM
#14
Their spelling error was not clever. Good DAY, sir.

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TopicNick Cannon has gone full black supremacist
dj1200
07/14/20 7:37:16 PM
#169
ufoivy posted...
Imagine if somebody put a gun to your head and told you to name five Nick Cannon songs.

gigilo

uhh. Gigilo remix

ummmm the diss to eminem

and Im dead

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TopicCOIN Shortage is an issue, do you have some?
dj1200
07/14/20 5:17:00 PM
#2
idk

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TopicA second term Trump presidency would be WAY worse than this first one
dj1200
07/14/20 4:52:48 PM
#5
yeah, hope it doesn't happen.

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TopicNick Cannon has gone full black supremacist
dj1200
07/14/20 4:50:55 PM
#4
he's weird, man.

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