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TopicYou get $20 for every 16'' pizza you eat
dj1200
12/28/18 1:49:56 PM
#17
DevsBro posted...
How big is 16"?


*Unzips*
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TopicAdmit it CE, you're jelly smoliske is dating a hot CEgal and you aren't
dj1200
12/28/18 1:47:33 PM
#57
This topic needs pics to survive
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TopicThe perfect girl but she chokes you everytime she wakes up.
dj1200
12/28/18 2:48:26 AM
#26
How long will she choke you for?
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TopicPlaying Spider-Man PS4 (spoilers probably)
dj1200
12/28/18 2:47:33 AM
#52
First game I bought in forever and it was well worth it. It's just fun. Sort of easy, but there's a lot to do with the extras.
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TopicWho else is getting blackout drunk tonight? Nt
dj1200
12/28/18 2:44:38 AM
#1
I said nt
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Topicare you sexually active
dj1200
12/03/18 2:11:52 AM
#25
EffectAndCause posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
Yeah, in the last year ive banged a hispanic, black, white and Asian girl.

Not at the same time unfortunately.

are you trying to check off the census?


Hoping to have one of everything before I die.

Middle Eastern is the last major one im missing.


I actually have. I've pretty much cleared the bases. Caucasian American. Black American. Hispanic. Asian. Two european chicks.
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TopicSpider-Man is super fun
dj1200
12/03/18 2:09:34 AM
#4
yeah, i bought it. i rented it and liked it so much i bought it. the game is beautiful. everything is so smooth. the fighting, i agree with prestoff, its so so. beat em up streets of rage type stuff, but the game is filled with lots of other stuff. i'm like 50% in the main story, but the extras will take forever.
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TopicDo you have game with women?
dj1200
12/03/18 2:06:04 AM
#15
I get a decent amount of girls
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TopicI would like to have sex
dj1200
12/03/18 2:05:26 AM
#3
I live vicariously through yarn
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TopicSave That Rapper! Round 44!
dj1200
12/03/18 1:50:45 AM
#12
*casts life 2 on migos*
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Topicwhy the fuck would you buy a gamefaqs account
dj1200
12/03/18 1:49:51 AM
#6
gfaqs platinum
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TopicWhen I had a great job, this girl customer told me to touch her breast
dj1200
12/01/18 2:31:00 PM
#3
best 1st post
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Topic1 Dec 2018: What are you up to today?
dj1200
12/01/18 2:26:37 PM
#1
Well, it's Saturday and I have my kid until tonight. Not too sure what I'll do after she goes back with her mom. Maybe join the gym in my city.
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TopicDo you look older or younger than you really are, and by how much?
dj1200
12/01/18 2:23:54 PM
#8
I'm 34 and I look around 25ish I think. My hair is beginning to go, so maybe older without a hat or whatever.
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TopicWould you rather go on Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy?
dj1200
12/01/18 2:19:58 PM
#10
Jeopardy. Wheel of Fortune would definitely be easier money though.
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TopicShould I post some TikThots? I've saved some vids...
dj1200
12/01/18 2:17:18 PM
#53
El Mexicano Texano posted...
@ssj3vegeta_

https://imgur.com/a/BbTtLHM


dat asssssssssss
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TopicFinal Fantasy 3
dj1200
12/01/18 2:14:58 PM
#7
ff8
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TopicImagine going on a date with dis chick
dj1200
11/29/18 10:33:56 PM
#2
headstrong
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TopicToyota girl or AT&T girl
dj1200
11/29/18 10:22:17 PM
#12
Toyota girl or ATT girl with long hair.
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TopicHow's BlacKkKlansman? *no spoilers*
dj1200
11/29/18 10:20:42 PM
#2
It was actually interesting. Not really a comedy, but some funny parts. The end was extremely sobering.
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Topicwould you bang gianna michaels?
dj1200
11/29/18 10:18:32 PM
#20
I sure would.
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TopicWho's entering December in the year of our Lord 2018 single?
dj1200
11/29/18 10:17:44 PM
#1
*raises hand*

It's almost 2019
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TopicITT: Words that accurately describe Trump
dj1200
11/29/18 10:01:39 PM
#24
Pompous
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TopicITT: Words that accurately describe Trump
dj1200
11/29/18 10:01:25 PM
#23
MagnusX, he's not stupid, I'll give him that.

I'll say stubborn and prideful.
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TopicAre the scriptures necessary for salvation?
dj1200
11/29/18 10:00:29 PM
#6
Well, if you're not a Christian...
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Topicmen: your penis is chopped off and reattached 24 hrs later for $1 million. deal?
dj1200
11/29/18 9:59:43 PM
#38
Dude, to cut off your wang and live with it for 24 hours and then have a just a hospital job attaching it with no guarantees I'd get full function back?

And I only get a million?

Dude, no. I'd want to buy houses and cars with this money. You have to be kidding me. People get more than that in work accidents.
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Topic$5m, but your penis is now blue and glows in the dark.
dj1200
11/29/18 9:56:53 PM
#10
Leave it 0%
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TopicWho sucks better dick?
dj1200
11/15/18 10:02:28 PM
#12
AngelSeven posted...
FF_Redux posted...
"Straight" men.

This tbh. Straight on the low men can suck dick like nobody's business. Then gay men. Then fat girls. Then just girls.


experience with all?
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TopicMy Dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records Once
dj1200
11/15/18 10:01:42 PM
#7
Irony posted...
The book asked if it was in yet


Yikes.
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Topic1 billion $ but you have to move to and stay permanently in a random country
dj1200
11/15/18 9:45:04 PM
#13
Virgin Islands, 20%
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TopicQuestion about Star Trek: The Next Generation (Spoilers)
dj1200
11/09/18 11:40:50 PM
#3
topic over
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TopicUpdate: "Does this girl like me" topic from a few days back
dj1200
11/09/18 11:39:34 PM
#2
Ask if she's seeing the guy, if not, ask her out. Don't be a pussy.
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TopicNo Posting Allowed
dj1200
11/09/18 11:21:47 PM
#1
Reminder:
Any post results in an immediate ban.
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TopicDo you like women who fuck on da first date?
dj1200
11/02/18 6:47:07 PM
#2
"da" checked
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TopicWhy is it considered "gay" to have relations with a transgender woman
dj1200
10/31/18 5:12:13 PM
#65
Megaman50100 posted...
I think science will eventually get us to true sex reassignment one day, but it is still a long way off. Until then It's all just body modification.


We can't change chromosomes.
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TopicAmazon delivered the wrong package to me
dj1200
10/30/18 10:41:32 PM
#6
amazon has a very liberal policy with shit. they ship so much stuff and make so much money that they'll probably just tell you to keep it.
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TopicDo you use Craigslist?
dj1200
10/30/18 10:40:32 PM
#11
Vol2tex posted...
Hinakuluiau posted...
I used it in college a lot to fuck straight guys who wanted to try the D and were afraid to download grindr.
It's a shame the changes made it so you can't use it to hook up, idk if any other site is good at it. Not that it matters to me, I'm in a relationship now and haven't used CL in awhile.


It was safe meeting people for that?


You've got to be realistic. Of course it wasn't safe, but the likelihood that you would get robbed or killed was very low. I met a lot of girls on craigslist and just people to chill with.
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Topicmy mom wears padded bras
dj1200
10/30/18 9:48:02 PM
#17
Like, seriously, how did this happen? Were you looking through her hamper for fapping material? I mean wtf. Get out of your mom's shit, man.
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TopicHow do I tell my female therapist that can't sleep w/o jacking?
dj1200
10/30/18 9:41:04 PM
#25
Geez, I hope you don't sleep in class.SSJCAT posted...
Ryetoast posted...
SSJCAT posted...
most people need sexual release not really weird imo


Yeah but it's gone from like once a week

To 2-3 times a day <_<.

im pretty sexually active and still jack it most days. youre young and have a strong sex drive. i dunno i wouldnt worry about it lol
edit: i WOULD tell your therapist about it tho since it seems to bother ya


Dude, how old are you.
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TopicHow do I tell my female therapist that can't sleep w/o jacking?
dj1200
10/30/18 9:37:31 PM
#23
Ryetoast posted...
prince_leo posted...
if you can't be honest in therapy then what's the point? might as well just unload onto your friends


Saw her two weeks ago but it was just initial intake.

Got to talking right before the session ended.


Wait, wait, wait... you demonstrated?

Did you fall right to sleep after?
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TopicHow do I tell my female therapist that can't sleep w/o jacking?
dj1200
10/30/18 9:35:44 PM
#22
prince_leo posted...
if you can't be honest in therapy then what's the point? might as well just unload onto your friends


Clever.
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TopicBlonde Florida Mom uses a JIU JITSU move on her SON to PUNISH him!!
dj1200
10/30/18 9:34:31 PM
#8
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/30/23/5591594-6335047-image-m-3_1540940979288.jpg

I'd like to give her a rear naked choke if u kno wut i mean.
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TopicWhy is it considered "gay" to have relations with a transgender woman
dj1200
10/30/18 7:56:15 PM
#11
andel posted...
if its pre op there is a dick involved and that is gay any way you slice it. no issue with post op though, they have the hardware of a woman


So, you have no issue personally?
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Topici still believe trump will not get a second term in office
dj1200
10/30/18 3:26:33 PM
#5
B0xxY2J0sHBK_ posted...
... He beat ISIS...


lel
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Topic25 million, but you die so many years later based on your account level.
dj1200
10/29/18 1:19:18 PM
#4
71, I'll take it. Is the death peaceful? Violent? Etc?
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Topiccan you self-deprecate?
dj1200
10/29/18 1:16:47 PM
#13
*self defecates*
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TopicIs the Bay Area the WORST place to live in America??
dj1200
10/29/18 1:15:31 PM
#7
cerealbox760 posted...
San Francisco is great if youre trying to make a quick buck. Theres no better place than San Fran. Get roommates and save all that extra dough and buy a house(paid in full) elsewhere in 3-5 years. Its better than pulling out a 30 year mortgage in most cities.

Terrible if you want to start a family and want something permanent.


You're never going to save up enough to buy a house in SF unless you're uber rich.
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